FabSwingers.com forum: Horny poems 😈

By *issaranochick OP Woman
21 weeks ago

your car

Leave your horny poems here.

Heres some I've been left 🙂 🙃 xx

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
21 weeks ago

your car

There once was a woman from the Shire

I said to her, "Are you for hire?"

She said "No way!

I don't charge to play!

As long as you set my pussy on fire!"

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
21 weeks ago

your car

There once was a Disaronno chick

She said let’s have fun with your dick

I bent her over my truck

She said let’s have a fuck

Someone might come so I’ll have to be quick!

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By *ynamite500Man
21 weeks ago

Angus

There was a woman from poole

Who said let's meet, i said cool

I whipped out my cock

She stood there in shock

And now it's covered in drool!😁

That just popped in my head🥴

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm trying to say

I wanna bum you

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

To the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town:

You better not shout

You better not cry

You better bite the pillow cus I'm going in dry

Saaaanta Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming, to town

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

Round the bend

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
21 weeks ago

your car

Love it haha 😄 x

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By *ortySwitchMan
21 weeks ago

london

Dissarranochick went to Reno

Where she lost all her cash playing keno.

So, she lay in her back, opened her crack

And now she owns the casino!

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
21 weeks ago

your car

Haha 😄 love it x

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
21 weeks ago

your car

"There was a woman from poole

Who said let's meet, i said cool

I whipped out my cock

She stood there in shock

And now it's covered in drool!😁

That just popped in my head🥴"

Love it 😀

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
21 weeks ago

your car

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm trying to say

I wanna bum you "

Haha 😄 xx

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
21 weeks ago

your car

"To the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town:

You better not shout

You better not cry

You better bite the pillow cus I'm going in dry

Saaaanta Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming, to town"

Love it lol 😆 x

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
21 weeks ago

your car

"Dissarranochick went to Reno

Where she lost all her cash playing keno.

So, she lay in her back, opened her crack

And now she owns the casino!"

That's ace lol 😆 x

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By *abysarm1982Man
21 weeks ago

Loughborough

Their was a young girl from eiling

Who once had a particular feeling

She laid on her back

And parted her crack

And pissed all over the ceiling.

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
21 weeks ago

your car

"Their was a young girl from eiling

Who once had a particular feeling

She laid on her back

And parted her crack

And pissed all over the ceiling."

You men are such poets lol xx

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By *tsMeMattyHMan
21 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Hickory Dickory Dock

Her red lips wrapped round my cock

I was going to cum

All over her tum

When she said you can cum in my c***

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
21 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Roses are red,

Roses are thorny,

You & your cock,

Make me real horny

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

From my profile:

"Ode to a wishful gangbang"

I wish I could

I wish I might

Wish the wish I wish tonight.

I wish a man

Came through my door

Tall and strong and hot and more.

And swept me up

And threw me down

And banged me in my silky gown.

And when he'd had

His wicked way

He said that I'm a damned good lay.

Then when I looked

On Fab I found

He'd told his mates, who're coming round.

And with this wish

After tonight

I may just find my hole's not tight

😄

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
21 weeks ago

your car

"Roses are red,

Roses are thorny,

You & your cock,

Make me real horny "

Love it 😀 x

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
21 weeks ago

your car

"From my profile:

"Ode to a wishful gangbang"

I wish I could

I wish I might

Wish the wish I wish tonight.

I wish a man

Came through my door

Tall and strong and hot and more.

And swept me up

And threw me down

And banged me in my silky gown.

And when he'd had

His wicked way

He said that I'm a damned good lay.

Then when I looked

On Fab I found

He'd told his mates, who're coming round.

And with this wish

After tonight

I may just find my hole's not tight

😄"

Love it haha 😄 x

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By *bdnguy46Man
21 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Ive been messaging Disaranno

In the hope we can put on a show

In the light or the dark

In a wood or a park

Even the back of my Volvo!

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By *dmundwilsonMan
21 weeks ago

Llandudno

There was a young person from slough,

Fucked rabbits and snakes and a cow.

It mightn’t be relevant but he tries a small elephant,

They’re dredging to find the corpse now.

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
21 weeks ago

your car

Maybe the best poem will be rewarded haha 😄

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
21 weeks ago

your car

There once was a chick called Dissarono

Who wanted to star in a Porno

Got a job in Nairobi

sucking the boaby

Then arranged a meet with The Great Outdoors

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By *asygoing8Man
21 weeks ago

aldringham

There once was a girl from the Shire

I'd snuggle and spoon by the fire

She'd flip like a Flounder, I'd get on and pound her

She'd orgasm til she would tire

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
21 weeks ago

your car

"There once was a girl from the Shire

I'd snuggle and spoon by the fire

She'd flip like a Flounder, I'd get on and pound her

She'd orgasm til she would tire"

Love it 😀 x

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By *agicfingers8569Man
16 weeks ago

portlethen

Hope she comes back

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
16 weeks ago

Round the bend

There was a young lady on fab

Who would arrive to a meet in a cab

She ordered champagne all night

And gave me a fright

Because she put all the drinks on my tab!

Mr 🐺

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
16 weeks ago

Leeds

Roses are red

I fucked the neighbour called Lydia

But the jokes on me

Because she gave me chlamydia.

The mr

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By *angled up in twoCouple
16 weeks ago

West Mids

Is it ok if I start a highly topical Fab poem, for others to complete?

There was a woman called Heather

For whom I sorted a delivery of whatever

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By *atLikeThiefMan
16 weeks ago

crosshands

Couple of haikus for you.

Heartbeat felt within

As weighted on her I lie

Hair in fingers yoked

hands breathlessly clasped

In harmony chests heaving

At ears whispers sigh

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
16 weeks ago

Round the bend

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
16 weeks ago

Round the bend

She played a neat trick

And tucked in her dick

Because Monday to Friday she was Trevor

Mr 🐺

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By *ynamite500Man
16 weeks ago

Angus

"There was a young lady on fab

Who would arrive to a meet in a cab

She ordered champagne all night

And gave me a fright

Because she put all the drinks on my tab!

Mr 🐺

👏👏👏👍

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By *agicfingers8569Man
16 weeks ago

portlethen

There once was this horny chick on fab.

That said, picked me up, and let's fuck in your cab.

I picked her up.

She sucked it all up (good girl) 😉

Now she's home smoking a tab

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By *ickEmeryMan
16 weeks ago

in over his head

She said she’s a hussy

Fine, I’m not fussy

Get on the bed

Give me some head

And then I’ll devour your sweet wet perfect warm inviting cosy caring generous bounteous tender exquisite pussy.

Does this scan?

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Roses are red,

This is my knife....

Get in the fucking van!

😂😂😂

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
15 weeks ago

your car

"Roses are red,

This is my knife....

Get in the fucking van!

😂😂😂"

Think my elbow would be in your face, and my foot between your balls lol 😆 xx

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
15 weeks ago

your car

"She said she’s a hussy

Fine, I’m not fussy

Get on the bed

Give me some head

And then I’ll devour your sweet wet perfect warm inviting cosy caring generous bounteous tender exquisite pussy.

Sounds very hot 🔥 🥵

Does this scan?"

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
15 weeks ago

your car

"She played a neat trick

And tucked in her dick

Because Monday to Friday she was Trevor

Mr 🐺 "

Haha love it 😀

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
15 weeks ago

your car

"Couple of haikus for you.

Heartbeat felt within

As weighted on her I lie

Hair in fingers yoked

hands breathlessly clasped

In harmony chests heaving

At ears whispers sigh

❤️ 😍

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
15 weeks ago

your car

"Is it ok if I start a highly topical Fab poem, for others to complete?

There was a woman called Heather

For whom I sorted a delivery of whatever

The delivery was fine 🙂

The driver was divine.

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
15 weeks ago

your car

"Roses are red

I fucked the neighbour called Lydia

But the jokes on me

Because she gave me chlamydia.

The mr "

Haha 😄 🤣

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
15 weeks ago

your car

"There was a young lady on fab

Who would arrive to a meet in a cab

She ordered champagne all night

And gave me a fright

Because she put all the drinks on my tab!

Mr 🐺

❤️

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
15 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

John Donne 💦💦💦💦💦💦

Mark but this flea, and mark in this,

How little that which thou deniest me is;

It sucked me first, and now sucks thee,

And in this flea our two bloods mingled be;

Thou know’st that this cannot be said

A sin, nor shame, nor loss of maidenhead,

Yet this enjoys before it woo,

And pampered swells with one blood made of two,

And this, alas, is more than we would do.

Oh stay, three lives in one flea spare,

Where we almost, nay more than married are.

This flea is you and I, and this

Our marriage bed, and marriage temple is;

Though parents grudge, and you, w'are met,

And cloistered in these living walls of jet.

Though use make you apt to kill me,

Let not to that, self-murder added be,

And sacrilege, three sins in killing three.

Cruel and sudden, hast thou since

Purpled thy nail, in blood of innocence?

Wherein could this flea guilty be,

Except in that drop which it sucked from thee?

Yet thou triumph’st, and say'st that thou

Find’st not thy self, nor me the weaker now;

’Tis true; then learn how false, fears be:

Just so much honor, when thou yield’st to me,

Will waste, as this flea’s death took life from thee.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
15 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

John Donne asking to see my, er I mean his mistress’, hairy diadem

Come, Madam, come, all rest my powers defy,

Until I labour, I in labour lie.

The foe oft-times having the foe in sight,

Is tir’d with standing though he never fight.

Off with that girdle, like heaven’s Zone glistering,

But a far fairer world encompassing.

Unpin that spangled breastplate which you wear,

That th’eyes of busy fools may be stopped there.

Unlace yourself, for that harmonious chime,

Tells me from you, that now it is bed time.

Off with that happy busk, which I envy,

That still can be, and still can stand so nigh.

Your gown going off, such beauteous state reveals,

As when from flowery meads th’hill’s shadow steals.

Off with that wiry Coronet and shew

The hairy Diadem which on you doth grow:

Now off with those shoes, and then safely tread

In this love’s hallow’d temple, this soft bed.

In such white robes, heaven’s Angels used to be

Received by men; Thou Angel bringst with thee

A heaven like Mahomet’s Paradise; and though

Ill spirits walk in white, we easily know,

By this these Angels from an evil sprite,

Those set our hairs, but these our flesh upright.

Licence my roving hands, and let them go,

Before, behind, between, above, below.

O my America! my new-found-land,

My kingdom, safeliest when with one man mann’d,

My Mine of precious stones, My Empirie,

How blest am I in this discovering thee!

To enter in these bonds, is to be free;

Then where my hand is set, my seal shall be.

Full nakedness! All joys are due to thee,

As souls unbodied, bodies uncloth’d must be,

To taste whole joys. Gems which you women use

Are like Atlanta’s balls, cast in men’s views,

That when a fool’s eye lighteth on a Gem,

His earthly soul may covet theirs, not them.

Like pictures, or like books’ gay coverings made

For lay-men, are all women thus array’d;

Themselves are mystic books, which only we

(Whom their imputed grace will dignify)

Must see reveal’d. Then since that I may know;

As liberally, as to a Midwife, shew

Thy self: cast all, yea, this white linen hence,

There is no penance due to innocence.

To teach thee, I am naked first; why then

What needst thou have more covering than a man.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
15 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

And John Donne referencing Christopher Marlowe

🍑🐟💦

Come live with me, and be my love,

And we will some new pleasures prove

Of golden sands, and crystal brooks,

With silken lines, and silver hooks.

There will the river whispering run

Warm'd by thy eyes, more than the sun;

And there the 'enamour'd fish will stay,

Begging themselves they may betray.

When thou wilt swim in that live bath,

Each fish, which every channel hath,

Will amorously to thee swim,

Gladder to catch thee, than thou him.

If thou, to be so seen, be'st loth,

By sun or moon, thou dark'nest both,

And if myself have leave to see,

I need not their light having thee.

Let others freeze with angling reeds,

And cut their legs with shells and s,

Or treacherously poor fish beset,

With strangling snare, or windowy net.

Let coarse bold hands from slimy nest

The bedded fish in banks out-wrest;

Or curious traitors, sleeve-silk flies,

Bewitch poor fishes' wand'ring eyes.

For thee, thou need'st no such deceit,

For thou thyself art thine own bait:

That fish, that is not catch'd thereby,

Alas, is wiser far than I.

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By *ou only live onceMan
15 weeks ago

London

i like my body when it is with your

body. It is so quite new a thing.

Muscles better and nerves more.

i like your body. i like what it does,

i like its hows. i like to feel the spine

of your body and its bones, and the trembling

-firm-smooth ness and which i will

again and again and again

kiss, i like kissing this and that of you,

i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz

of your electric fur, and what-is-it comes

over parting flesh… And eyes big love-crumbs,

and possibly i like the thrill

of under me you so quite new

(e.e. Cummings)

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
8 weeks ago

your car

"i like my body when it is with your

body. It is so quite new a thing.

Muscles better and nerves more.

i like your body. i like what it does,

i like its hows. i like to feel the spine

of your body and its bones, and the trembling

-firm-smooth ness and which i will

again and again and again

kiss, i like kissing this and that of you,

i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz

of your electric fur, and what-is-it comes

over parting flesh… And eyes big love-crumbs,

and possibly i like the thrill

of under me you so quite new

(e.e. Cummings)"

Lovely 😍

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By *issaranochick OP Woman
8 weeks ago

your car

"And John Donne referencing Christopher Marlowe

🍑🐟💦

Come live with me, and be my love,

And we will some new pleasures prove

Of golden sands, and crystal brooks,

With silken lines, and silver hooks.

There will the river whispering run

Warm'd by thy eyes, more than the sun;

And there the 'enamour'd fish will stay,

Begging themselves they may betray.

When thou wilt swim in that live bath,

Each fish, which every channel hath,

Will amorously to thee swim,

Gladder to catch thee, than thou him.

If thou, to be so seen, be'st loth,

By sun or moon, thou dark'nest both,

And if myself have leave to see,

I need not their light having thee.

Let others freeze with angling reeds,

And cut their legs with shells and s,

Or treacherously poor fish beset,

With strangling snare, or windowy net.

Let coarse bold hands from slimy nest

The bedded fish in banks out-wrest;

Or curious traitors, sleeve-silk flies,

Bewitch poor fishes' wand'ring eyes.

For thee, thou need'st no such deceit,

For thou thyself art thine own bait:

That fish, that is not catch'd thereby,

Alas, is wiser far than I.

Xxx

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By *eductiveSecretsWoman
8 weeks ago

Birmingham

Penis, Penis, I cant comprehend

Why I'm so fascinated by your bellend

Shiny and bold, Oh yes please

I pray when I pull it back, theres no cheese

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By *aviniaCDTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Leeds (close to G.A.P.)

Mary had a little lamb

She tied it to a pylon

Ten thousand volts went up it's arse

And turned it's fleece to nylon.

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By *oreplayer88Man
8 weeks ago

Aberystwyth

There was a young lady from Madrid

Who swore she'd never be rid

Than along came an Italian

With balls like a stallion

And rid her like Billy the Kid

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By *rSuave88Man
8 weeks ago

Mirfield

Horns rise from brow and battlefield,

From forest stag and armored shield.

They spiral stories, old and deep,

Of things that wake and will not sleep. 🎺

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By *hams123Man
8 weeks ago

London

If I was to receive the kiss of death

I'd want them to be from your lips.

If I was to be smothered by two mountains

I'd want them to be your chest.

If I was to lose my breath

I'd want it to be from your warm embrace.

If I was to experience ecstasy

I'd want it to be from between your legs.

If I was to be kicked to death

I'd want it to be from your feet.

All of this to say,

You are more than just my desire.

You are the oxygen in my lungs

The beat in my heart

The vision in my mind

The mate in my soul.

(Not exactly a horny poem 😉)

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By *onin25Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

Your body writhing, your wetness growing

Your moans brings me closer like the siren's song

My tongue draws you closer

You can't hold on, you're letting go

You explode with pleasure, and bask as you glow

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