FabSwingers.com forum: EXPERTS!

By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

They’re bloody everywhere, aren’t they! All the gear and no idea, all the facts and can’t hold back etc….

So, it got me thinking there must be quite a few experts on fab! And maybe they’re shy experts?

Go on, tell me, what are you expert at?

Thanks in advance of reaching my 4 reply target. Have a lovely evening all

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By *aven RedWoman
35 weeks ago

Liverpool x

Im all the gear, no idea. Sorry x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"Im all the gear, no idea. Sorry x

Your gear is super pretty though!

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By *itgingermanMan
35 weeks ago

Rotherham

Jack of all trades and master of none 😂

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
35 weeks ago

Bliss

Being blunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"Jack of all trades and master of none 😂"

You have a cracking picture of the double anal wank thingy!

That’s pretty expert!

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By *earditallWoman
35 weeks ago

Lancaster

I'm an expert in offending people without even trying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"Being blunt

Truth never hurt anyone, and much better than a sharp, deliberate cutting remark, right?

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By *007ManMan
35 weeks ago

Worthing

Worked in I.T. for over 40 years. Coding and full hardware system builds.

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By *etwife8230Couple
35 weeks ago

Newport

Pissing people off 🙄

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"Pissing people off 🙄 "

Perhaps literally according to your username

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By *etwife8230Couple
35 weeks ago

Newport

"Pissing people off 🙄

Perhaps literally according to your username

Yep the wet indicates Tears 😢 😭

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By *ensualMan
35 weeks ago

Sutton

"Jack of all trades and master of none 😂"

Or as the eminent Jonathan Miller RIP (renaissance man and an English theatre and opera director, actor, author, television presenter, comedian and physician. said something like:

I resent being called a jack of all trades by those who have mastered none"

He also said

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, but the illusion of knowledge."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"Pissing people off 🙄

Perhaps literally according to your username

Yep the wet indicates Tears 😢 😭 "

Well your pics brought a tear or two of joy to my one eyed pocket worm….

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By *lackadderMan
35 weeks ago

Eastbourne

X is an unknown quantity, spurt is a drip under pressure...

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By *ad NannaWoman
35 weeks ago

East London

I don't even have the gear.

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Motherwell

Ummm ... Lol mm Mx 👿

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I am an expert in being me but still have lots to learn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"I don't even have the gear. "

Naked experts are the BEST!

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By *ad NannaWoman
35 weeks ago

East London

"I don't even have the gear.

Naked experts are the BEST!

Only at the weather.

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By *olo180Man
35 weeks ago

Blackpool

I’m an eggspert Scrambled egg maker

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
35 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

I'm a master trumpet blower (my own, not the instrument).

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By *ick Weapon-XMan
35 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I'm a generalist. Can do anything. But I specialize in nothing. So much talent I am jealous of. Wish I was the greatest at something.

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By *uskymotoMan
35 weeks ago

Cumbria

I'm an expert gynaecologist...

I'm not really but I'll have a good look 😂

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By *hortieWoman
35 weeks ago

Northampton/south coast

Quality control and auditing.

I do not go into a job expecting to make friends, and I like it that way.

If your SOP is shit, I will tell you.

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By *oonlight RendezvousMan
35 weeks ago

Lewisham

I'm all show no go...

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By *ax69erMan
35 weeks ago

Workington

I am a expert in a feild of knowledge, it's such a narrow feild that even I don't know what it is....

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
35 weeks ago

Round the bend

"I'm an expert gynaecologist...

I'm not really but I'll have a good look 😂"

Me too. Can't spot a c*nt a mile off

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By *eyond PurityCouple
35 weeks ago

North East Lincolnshire

Can detect BS on here easily…

That and faux flirting 🤫

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
35 weeks ago

Round the bend

On a serious note, I'm a great cook, amazing baker and cake decorator, and I'm good at looking after people.

Food and ❤️. What more could you need 🫶🏼🤪

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By *olo180Man
35 weeks ago

Blackpool

"On a serious note, I'm a great cook, amazing baker and cake decorator, and I'm good at looking after people.

Food and ❤️. What more could you need 🫶🏼🤪"

Sounds like perfection to me!

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By *orbidden eastMan
35 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’m expert at being sarcastic at the wrong time 🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"I'm all show no go..."

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By *he Silver FuxMan
35 weeks ago

Utero

I am a FabS declared SQEP for Advanced Oral On Female Genitalia.

This skillset and experience gained over many years has been utilised by many Fab members requiring reliable results. Performance indicators during the process being big sighs, many OMGs, hip thrusting, grasping of hair, tit grabbing, near suffocation, fluid release and leg shaking, ultimately resulting in Orgasm(s).

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

The reality is, the more we learn, the more we realize the vastness of what we don't know...!

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Matters not, when it's brain off holes open.😜🤪😈🥵💦💦💦

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"I am a FabS declared SQEP for Advanced Oral On Female Genitalia.

I think I just did a little bit of a male squirt reading that….

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By *he Silver FuxMan
35 weeks ago

Utero

"I am a FabS declared SQEP for Advanced Oral On Female Genitalia.

I think I just did a little bit of a male squirt reading that….

That can be arranged. I have a number of female colleagues that are experts in Fellatio. I have personally used their services and can vouch for their enthusiasm and ability.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Central

Plant life

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By *ack DawXXXMan
35 weeks ago

Weybridge

I am an expert.

As you were.

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By *ack DawXXXMan
35 weeks ago

Weybridge

Also. In need of an expert. I need someone to hack me back in to my old computer.

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By *rey BearMan
35 weeks ago

kaer morhen

As the saying goes am a jack of all trades for its better than being a master of just one

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By *atinaChica54Woman
35 weeks ago

Marlborough

"Can detect BS on here easily…

That and faux flirting 🤫

Yeah I would class myself as an expert in this field⬆️ also.

Sniff that old baloney out like a truffle hog me!

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