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By *ib. OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Hampshire

When my phones facial recognition won't let me use it for passwords as I crawl into bed, dishevelled after a long day.

I suppose it is payback after having to look at my face while I'm sat on the throne every morning.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
35 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders


"When my phones facial recognition won't let me use it for passwords as I crawl into bed, dishevelled after a long day.

I suppose it is payback after having to look at my face while I'm sat on the throne every morning."

Maybe it only recognises the face you pull when pooping

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Central


"When my phones facial recognition won't let me use it for passwords as I crawl into bed, dishevelled after a long day.

I suppose it is payback after having to look at my face while I'm sat on the throne every morning.

Maybe it only recognises the face you pull when pooping "

Just like we can store several fingerprints, we should be able to store several facial expressions, including haggard, angry, desperate etc

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By *eekaboo BellyMan
35 weeks ago

Bradford

I'll stick with numbers. They don't change

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

One I heard recently. "Your dad paints flags on roundabouts".

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By *aven RedWoman
35 weeks ago

Liverpool x


"When my phones facial recognition won't let me use it for passwords as I crawl into bed, dishevelled after a long day.

I suppose it is payback after having to look at my face while I'm sat on the throne every morning.

Maybe it only recognises the face you pull when pooping "

Are cum face and poo face the same? Asking for a friend x

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By *ib. OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Hampshire


"When my phones facial recognition won't let me use it for passwords as I crawl into bed, dishevelled after a long day.

I suppose it is payback after having to look at my face while I'm sat on the throne every morning.

Maybe it only recognises the face you pull when pooping

Are cum face and poo face the same? Asking for a friend x "

Dunno - both usually happen at the same time anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

My phone recognises me in the dark when I’m scrolling in bed with the lights off.

I’m not sure how to take that.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
35 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders


"When my phones facial recognition won't let me use it for passwords as I crawl into bed, dishevelled after a long day.

I suppose it is payback after having to look at my face while I'm sat on the throne every morning.

Maybe it only recognises the face you pull when pooping

Are cum face and poo face the same? Asking for a friend x "

Dunno, experiment and take a picture of both activities and send them to me....lets play poop picture roulette

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By *mimrgreyMan
35 weeks ago

lancaster

You so fucking ugly thw nurse slapped your parents when you were born is that a good enough insult

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