FabSwingers.com forum: Object to your right is.....

By *issLickalottapus OP Woman
29 weeks ago

La La Land

Going straight up the arse of the poster below

What is it?

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
29 weeks ago

Lancashire

Laptop - sorry 😬

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

The tv remote

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By *hesubtlegentMan
29 weeks ago

surrey

Toilet roll holder 😂

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
29 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

A large blonde German shepherd who smells like a swamp after her escapade to the river on her walk 💜

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Several balls of assorted tapestry wool.

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By *etwife8230Couple
29 weeks ago

Newport

Lamp sorry x

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
29 weeks ago

Reading

My colleague's chair. Makes me wince just typing it.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
29 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Ouch... But the next person gets a bookcase 🤣🤣

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
29 weeks ago

South Wales

A recycling bin sorry!! Xx

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Makeup bag 😳

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Rice crispy square. Marshmallow flavour too

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By *assy69Man
29 weeks ago

Sussex/Wales

A wet smelly dog that’s been outside enjoying the beginnings of the storm here

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

A 30 inch computer screen - I am so sorry

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By *vaRoseWoman
29 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Brace yourself

It’s a standing fan

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By *verageHoesCouple
29 weeks ago

Bessacarr

I'm not sure you'll survive...

A very large 1920's steamer trunk full of nerf guns 😬

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By *oeBeansMan
29 weeks ago

Derby

A glass jar. Try not to recreate THAT video 😳

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By *estructionDollyWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester

Glass candle stick and candle

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By *ere4It3000Couple
29 weeks ago

Belgium

A door

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
29 weeks ago

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A box of tissues

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
29 weeks ago

South Wales

My cat!! Xx

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By *ondiego85Man
29 weeks ago

nottingham

My brand new foldable picnic trolley

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By *quirrel!Man
29 weeks ago

Liverpool

A radiator!

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By *ngry IngridWoman
29 weeks ago

Cardigan

Cactus 🌵😂

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By *quirrel!Man
29 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Brace yourself

It’s a standing fan "

Cool!

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
29 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Coffee table

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By *lex.and.SexCouple
29 weeks ago

Bedale/Leeds/Stanley

Poster is safe. There is literally nothing to my right.

Well other than the wooden wall, in which case RIP and sorry about the splinters...

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
29 weeks ago

South Wales

It’s now two cats so sorry about that! Xx

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By *rown.studMan
29 weeks ago

Eccles

"It’s now two cats so sorry about that! Xx "

It’s just my vape

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By *parkle1974Woman
29 weeks ago

Leeds

Marker pen

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By *vaRoseWoman
29 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

My suitcase

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
29 weeks ago

Westbury (Wiltshire)

A discarded water cup(in a hospital waiting room).

Probably full of lurgy

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

PS5 controller 😬

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By *eneralKenobiMan
29 weeks ago

North Angus

Factory roller door

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By *gent CoulsonMan
29 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

My extra large coffee mug, oops

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
29 weeks ago

Round the bend

My poor cat 😭😭

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By *elaxed CoupleCouple
29 weeks ago

Cheshire

Bidet. Yeah I know.

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By *ete hMan
29 weeks ago

Penzance

Wheelie bin

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By *egnMaxCouple
29 weeks ago

East Midlands

Weedol

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By *verageHoesCouple
29 weeks ago

Bessacarr

Toilet roll🙊

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By *ellhungvweMan
29 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Bathroom sink

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By *ilvelicker60Man
29 weeks ago

Thrapston

A pint of Guinness

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By *ellowshipOfTheSwingCouple
29 weeks ago

Manchester

"A pint of Guinness "

A blanket

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By *r.ZeusMan
29 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

Cup of tea

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By *offeeLoverMan
29 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"Cup of tea "

A big book

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By *inxy777Woman
29 weeks ago

essex

Cup of coffee x

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By *r Mind CandyMan
29 weeks ago

Cheshire

Open umbrella ☂️

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By *sm265Woman
29 weeks ago

Perthshire

A very prickly cactus! Sorry!

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By *ad NannaWoman
29 weeks ago

East London

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By *ad NannaWoman
29 weeks ago

East London

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Teach me to not read OPs properly 😂

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By *ad NannaWoman
29 weeks ago

East London

A stuffed toy.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

A fish finger sandwich

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By *luebell888Woman
29 weeks ago

Glasgowish

A black cockapoo

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
29 weeks ago

South Wales

A mug of tea xx

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"A black cockapoo

Does it bite?

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
29 weeks ago

kent

Ooh - it’s an enormous book of Playboy centrefolds 1953-2016 😵

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
29 weeks ago

Bromley

A turntable

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By *luebell888Woman
29 weeks ago

Glasgowish

"A black cockapoo

Does it bite? "

Just licks .

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By *ugmesqueezemeMan
29 weeks ago

Nuneaton

Dry roasted peanuts and a can of strongbow

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By *rs dontwannamissaswingWoman
29 weeks ago

Bristol

The cat tower. Its a bit prickly though

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By *anderingArtistMan
29 weeks ago

an abstract world

A car door

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By *olin and LouiseCouple
29 weeks ago

Tamworth

Kitchen towel roll holder!

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By *icketToRudeCouple
29 weeks ago

Wellingborough

Trebor soft mints and a box of colouring pens/ pencils

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Bottle of wine, get the lube out

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
29 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

My wardrobe 😬

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By *cLovin2Man
29 weeks ago

London

Cricket bat, gonna need a hell of a lot of lube 😬

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
29 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Nivea Men's Moisturiser 😳😆

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By *antricSeeker60Man
29 weeks ago

Durham

A yoga block…fuck no.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
29 weeks ago

South Wales

A floral cushion xx

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By *avexxMan
29 weeks ago

cheshire

cocker spaniel.. you may have to pin his ears back

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By *sername CoupleCouple
29 weeks ago

Scarbs

Mini guitar amp

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By *tannersMan
29 weeks ago

stanley

A vokey lob wedge

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
29 weeks ago

Chester

A box of tissues

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By *asilForty77Man
29 weeks ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

The devastating 3000

Recip 7inch 9ah battery

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By *r.T24Man
29 weeks ago

Slough

A pair of tongs

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

My clock

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By *enatton2Couple
29 weeks ago

West Midlands

Glass of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"Glass of wine"

Sky remote... Could have been worse 😉

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By *rs GGWoman
29 weeks ago

Up North

Glass of prosecco

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By *umpsimusMan
29 weeks ago

Camberley

Window

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By *ou only live onceMan
29 weeks ago

London

A bus stop, sorry.

Fare well, next poster.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Chichester

Toiiet brush

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Birmingham

One of my cats.

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By *ildbillkidMan
29 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

42 ounce insulated Stanley drinking mug

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By *olo180Man
29 weeks ago

Greater London

A cushion!

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By *cottish guy 555Man
29 weeks ago

London

A tumble dryer.

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By *mantofuckMan
29 weeks ago

durham

A wheely bin. Gonna need more lube!!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
29 weeks ago

Home

Poker

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By *ella_and_FellaCouple
29 weeks ago

Somewhere

A Margarita

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By *reat me rightWoman
29 weeks ago

Rotherham

A dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

The TV remote control. Don’t lose that, I need to switch channels soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"The TV remote control. Don’t lose that, I need to switch channels soon."

A 27kg bulldog but ive got lots of butter you will be fine

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By *effdelightMan
29 weeks ago

Grimsby

Bedside table complete with lamp, book, vape and other stuff lol

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By *ustincider888Man
29 weeks ago

Chorley

A vase full of roses, thorns removed thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Fleshlight

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Puppy

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By *im le2Man
29 weeks ago

AYLESTONE

In bed so naked mate sleeping.

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By *atinaChica54Woman
29 weeks ago

Marlborough

Not an "object"....but 2 Chihuahuas, the "Grandpups" on a sleepover.

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By *ubzero116Man
29 weeks ago

London

Not what i wish it was or need right now

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

A book by Billy Connelly

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By *ick Weapon-XMan
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

A motorbike helmet. I'm fucked.

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
29 weeks ago

Telford

Lmao my laptop

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By *heMrsWoman
29 weeks ago

North Gloucestershire

My morning cuppa

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By *ean34Man
29 weeks ago

Cleveland

Pillow

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
29 weeks ago

Leeds

A brick wall.

Mrs

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By *r_Mrs.DSCouple
29 weeks ago

Voldsøy

My husband

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

The Mrs

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By *tudley Dudley the VoyeurMan
29 weeks ago

The Hill

Bedside cabinet

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Silicone gun im afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

My glasses

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By *ardly blueMan
29 weeks ago

Perth

My wife

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By *tsacatch.22Man
29 weeks ago

OX / Bucks | London | Travel

A pint glass, half full of water. Enjoy my friend.

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By *tsacatch.22Man
29 weeks ago

OX / Bucks | London | Travel

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By *artorialMan
29 weeks ago

weymouth

Pillow - not sure how that'll work

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By *tsacatch.22Man
29 weeks ago

OX / Bucks | London | Travel

I will take you wife

Let's have some fun

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
29 weeks ago

Telford

"My husband

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"Bidet. Yeah I know."

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Pillow

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
29 weeks ago

Coventry

A big breakfast wrap

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By *he National ThrustMan
29 weeks ago

Out standing in my field, Sussex

A black mongrel doggo. About collie sized, but mainly terriers, spaniels and whippets.

Sorry, he's quite a wriggler

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By *issLickalottapus OP Woman
1 week ago

La La Land

Cup of hot coffee 😬

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By *ocktowerMan
1 week ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.

My fingers

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By *atinaChica54Woman
1 week ago

Marlborough

Mahusive Pumpkin Spiced Candle.....

O hold on, now a Chihuahua 😂

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By *ustincider888Man
1 week ago

Chorley

Pair of Adidas

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By *iddle aged and chubbyMan
1 week ago

Shefford

Kinder surprise egg

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By *ightsOutCouple
1 week ago

It’s a long way

1L water bottle 😂

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By *andybitches1Couple
1 week ago

Aberdeenshire

Mrs R.

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By *otwife_couple_hullCouple
1 week ago

Hull

A 3d print of a warhammer 40k ork warboss...

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By *alsam1Couple
1 week ago

Caister

I want to be above you lol x

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By *hams123Man
1 week ago

London

"A 3d print of a warhammer 40k ork warboss..."

A 1 litre water bottle. It's girthy and blue. Says "Applied Nutrition" on it.

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By *yprusdreamWoman
1 week ago

Cyprus

"A 3d print of a warhammer 40k ork warboss...

A 1 litre water bottle. It's girthy and blue. Says "Applied Nutrition" on it."

A dipped white twirl

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
1 week ago

Derby

That would be my wife…

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By *earditallWoman
1 week ago

Lancaster

Imaginex batbot,sorry you can choose the black or blue one tho

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
1 week ago

Round the bend

The cat

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By *dible_KinkCouple
1 week ago

Aberdeen

A Dymo labelwriter duo - quite a hefty piece of electrified office equipment, so not ideal I'm afraid

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By *eorge AtazderMan
1 week ago

Exeter

Bar stool

Brace!

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By *mwirralMan
1 week ago

surrey

A pebble style bedside light

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By *lusive KittyWoman
1 week ago

In the countryside

A book

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford

Phone charger

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By *ifelover999Man
1 week ago

Eastbourne

"A book "

Narrows it down

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By *ifelover999Man
1 week ago

Eastbourne

Steering wheel

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By *indaCharmingDubMan
1 week ago

South Dublin

A white plastic patio chair 🫣🤭

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By *appy-go- luckyMan
1 week ago

pothole city

A large bottle of water.

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By *aked beachMan
1 week ago

small cave, behind the big cave.

An empty tea mug, about to be put to more use

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By *rincess_Peach1992Woman
1 week ago

Newport

A can of dry shampoo

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
1 week ago

Chester

"Going straight up the arse of the poster below

What is it?

That'll be TheHusband

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By *illybear82Couple
1 week ago

Nottingham

Numark dj decks.

At least we can have a party

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By *r99mr99Man
1 week ago

Ealing

A lamp with a square lampshade

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By *2000ManMan
1 week ago

Worthing

Desktop pc...good luck!

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By *yclinghardMan
1 week ago

Winchester

My glasses case

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
1 week ago

Crumpet Castle

"My glasses case

6 gang extension lead

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By *-and-GCouple
1 week ago

norfolk

Sunbed 😂

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By *an ClioCouple
1 week ago

Boston

Been there, done that! lol

My glasses...

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By *awtybikerMan
1 week ago

Barnoldswick

Ipad

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By *inxy777Woman
1 week ago

essex

Hash browns

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By *az71Man
1 week ago

Hook

A cup of Coffee

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By *fffunCouple
1 week ago

Somewhere just outside London

Prosecco glass

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By *awtybikerMan
1 week ago

Barnoldswick

Sky remote 🤣

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By *rightonsteveMan
1 week ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A floor lamp with a wide shade

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By *runkOnLustMan
1 week ago

West Yorkshire

A blanket...

Anyone wanna snuggle?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
1 week ago

Round the bend

"A blanket...

Anyone wanna snuggle?

My husband

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By *rincess_Peach1992Woman
1 week ago

Newport

My Soap and Glory nail varnish bag

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By *ocialablechapMan
1 week ago

Paphos and also SW UK

A pillow??? Sorry, wtf!

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By *hams123Man
1 week ago

London

A dark grey kettle. I suggest you use lube. Lots of lube.

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By *vaRoseWoman
7 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

A small suitcase

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By *ertsman46Man
7 days ago

Hertfordshire

Tub of Vicks

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By *est-Yorkshire-GentMan
7 days ago

Leeds

A cat 😳😂

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
7 days ago

Northumberland

"A cat 😳😂"

How the fuck do I get a tractor up your arse? 🤣

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By *eneralKenobiMan
7 days ago

North Angus

Fire extinguisher

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By *ools and the brainCouple
7 days ago

couple, us we him her.

A beach hut 🛖.

Ouch

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By *lueeyedguySXMan
7 days ago

Epping

8kg Sledgehammer (sorry)

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By *est-Yorkshire-GentMan
7 days ago

Leeds

"A cat 😳😂

How the fuck do I get a tractor up your arse? 🤣"

With great persistence and plenty of spit 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

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By *adBod_76Man
7 days ago

Witham

Hoover

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By *ate2theparty808Man
7 days ago

Erdington

My coffee machine

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By *ad NannaWoman
7 days ago

East London

A swivel chair.

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By *ayKellyMan
7 days ago

Kinross

Remote Control and it's far bigger than my little cock

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