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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So what are your tips for the house,garden etc...

Mine is put bicarb of soda in the fridge it get rids of smells...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its also good for getting rid of wind off your stomach.Just put a little bit on the end of a teaspoon,a little bit of water,drink it,and wait for about a minute or so,and you will have one enormous belch...wind gone.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Fart in a jam jar, it stops smells and saves money

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Fart in a jam jar, it stops smells and saves money

It also makes your jam spicy

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Put dirty coins in cola overnight to make them shiny!

And then think about what that stuff does to your insides when you drink it

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Put dirty coins in cola overnight to make them shiny!

And then think about what that stuff does to your insides when you drink it

Thanks.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you get an ice cube stuck in your throat just pour a freshly boiled kettle down after it. Hey presto - instant blockage removal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you get an ice cube stuck in your throat just pour a freshly boiled kettle down after it. Hey presto - instant blockage removal

Any more from Viz lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha, busted eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you spill red wine on your cream carpet pour white wine on it x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If you feel tempted to undertake any form of housework lay down in a darkened room with a bottle of vodka until the urge passes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you spill red wine on your cream carpet pour white wine on it x"

Fuck that the first was an accident I'm not wasting the second glass on purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you spill red wine on your cream carpet pour white wine on it x"

Waste of red and white wine

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"If you feel tempted to undertake any form of housework lay down in a darkened room with a bottle of vodka until the urge passes."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you spill red wine on your cream carpet pour white wine on it x

Waste of red and white wine

Tell me I know x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you spill red wine on your cream carpet pour white wine on it x

Fuck that the first was an accident I'm not wasting the second glass on purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you spill red wine on your cream carpet pour white wine on it x

Fuck that the first was an accident I'm not wasting the second glass on purpose

I don't drink white wine so the scrubbing brush comes out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you feel tempted to undertake any form of housework lay down in a darkened room with a bottle of vodka until the urge passes."

lol can it be a bottle of pink fizzy wine instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you feel tempted to undertake any form of housework lay down in a darkened room with a bottle of vodka until the urge passes."

I'll say the same apart from substituting housework for gardening and vodka for Kronemburg!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If you feel tempted to undertake any form of housework lay down in a darkened room with a bottle of vodka until the urge passes.

lol can it be a bottle of pink fizzy wine instead? "

It can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you feel tempted to undertake any form of housework lay down in a darkened room with a bottle of vodka until the urge passes.

lol can it be a bottle of pink fizzy wine instead?

It can.

Thanks, just opened a bottle

Iechyd da

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food splattered microwave?

Put a bowl of water in and cook for 2 mins. The steam rising lifts the dirt and easier to wipe clean x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipe down skirting boards with bounce sheets and they won't gather dusty and hair

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By *rjeremyMan
over a year ago

planet earth

"So what are your tips for the house,garden etc...

Mine is put bicarb of soda in the fridge it get rids of smells...

It also works as a cheap alternative to shake and vac.

White vinegar is an absolute god send aswell.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

my absolute top household tip, gleaned from long years of running a house is.....get servants.

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By *hoosy_strumpetCouple
over a year ago

W S AREA

For those of you with small children that like to draw with felt tip pens,if it gets on cloths, sheets etc etc, it comes straight out with neat Vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those of you with small children that like to draw with felt tip pens,if it gets on cloths, sheets etc etc, it comes straight out with neat Vodka"

Again what a waste lol

Why is it that its our alcohol thats good for stains? I wonder what it does to our insides?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food splattered microwave?

Put a bowl of water in and cook for 2 mins. The steam rising lifts the dirt and easier to wipe clean x "

After a microwave curry that my son did yesterday without covering it... I will try this tomorow, thanks x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

anything to stop the washing machine smelling guys i took ours apart and washed out all the pipes in the end

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Food splattered microwave?

Put a bowl of water in and cook for 2 mins. The steam rising lifts the dirt and easier to wipe clean x "

Add a slice or two of lemon and it clears smells too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anything to stop the washing machine smelling guys i took ours apart and washed out all the pipes in the end "

Yes I would also like a proven tip for this, bloody going to end up cleaning all day tomorow at this rate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food splattered microwave?

Put a bowl of water in and cook for 2 mins. The steam rising lifts the dirt and easier to wipe clean x

Add a slice or two of lemon and it clears smells too "

Thanks will do x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get cleaners, mine do a cracking job not had to clean toilets for over 5 years!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Food splattered microwave?"

Cover ya food before ya nuke it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food splattered microwave?

Cover ya food before ya nuke it

I know this but trying to teach a 19 year old to take care is like shitting bricks!

Hes always been the same, brainy but had no common sense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you spill red wine on your cream carpet pour white wine on it x

Fuck that the first was an accident I'm not wasting the second glass on purpose

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Clean your bathroom mirrors with shower cleaner, stops them steaming up.

Close the bottom of the duvet before putting it in the tumble drier, it stops the pillow cases etc being stuck inside.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"anything to stop the washing machine smelling guys i took ours apart and washed out all the pipes in the end "

I do a hot intensive wash with bleach and soda crystals and nothing in the drum every so often. Occasionally I put too much in and bubbles come pouring out the soap drawer hehehe

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"anything to stop the washing machine smelling guys i took ours apart and washed out all the pipes in the end

I do a hot intensive wash with bleach and soda crystals and nothing in the drum every so often. Occasionally I put too much in and bubbles come pouring out the soap drawer hehehe "
thanks i ll try that done soda crystals on their own but that did not do any good

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I take no responsibility for erm anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

old fashoined sugar soap is great to brighted up tired paint work and add little bit to mop bucked for lamante flooring brings floor up lovely xxx

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

White vinegar is apparently a good alternative to fabric softener, and if you want your clothes to be fragranced add a couple of drops of essential oils.

Also meant to be a good anti grease cleaner and window cleaner

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By *d_deeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

T-cut(for cars)is great if you have a dirty rim

Its the bath I'm talking about

It works a treat.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Put your machine on 60 degree wash, 1 cap of washing LIQUID (tesco cheap shit will do)' 1 teaspoon bicarb of soda mixed in and put in the liquid bit of the drawer. Schaff (squeeze to a layman) quarter of a jif lemon into the fabric conditioner bit of the drawer and let it run.... Empty of course.

Should work on o,d smells and once a month i hot wash the empty machine with liquid and a really heavy smelling fabric conditioner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To clean all removable parts that are not self cleaning on an oven place in a black bin bag add a small amount of household ammonia and tie up bag. Leave outside over night and open in the outside facing away from bag. Remove items and place in bath with biological washing powder and watch them sparkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put dirty coins in cola overnight to make them shiny!

And then think about what that stuff does to your insides when you drink it

Why bother??????

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When ya vacuum cleaner is full, just crack open a beer & lie on the couch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what are your tips for the house,garden etc...

Mine is put bicarb of soda in the fridge it get rids of smells...

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get me around to do it naked and pay me kind lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To stop sharks swimming in to your garden, nail a dead one to the fence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In this thread, we discover that Kim and Aggie are swingers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In this thread, we discover that Kim and Aggie are swingers....

Yuk. Dont fancy your one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In this thread, we discover that Kim and Aggie are swingers....

Yuk. Dont fancy your one

At least they are 'clean'!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what are your tips for the house,garden etc...

Mine is put bicarb of soda in the fridge it get rids of smells...

The best tip is don't let Gentleman Ben near your Spam tins if you invite him round!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To stop sharks swimming in to your garden, nail a dead one to the fence."

does this work with cats?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"To stop sharks swimming in to your garden, nail a dead one to the fence.

does this work with cats?"

Duh, I thought everyone knew they were only supposed to be put in wheelie bins

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

If wd40 doesn't fix it,it's really broke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cover wall lights when painting the wall all ceiling with a carrier bag.

Simply open the carrier. Turn it upside down. Pop it over the wall light and tie the handles together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curry or grease or pen stains on your clothes spot with fairy liquid before going in washer was as normal stains gone

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If you don't have a bread knife and you are miffed at your fresh bread getting squashed-up when you try to cut it..... freeze it first and then use an angle grinder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you spill red wine on your cream carpet pour white wine on it x"
what waste of white tho

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By *tressfreeMan
over a year ago

Northampton

If you can fit lift up top cupboard doors, I love em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Removing Bubble gum from kids cloths stick the item in the freezer and the bubble gum will just break off

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"anything to stop the washing machine smelling guys i took ours apart and washed out all the pipes in the end "
pour a bottle of white vinegar in and run it through a short cycle can use it on dishwashers as well

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