FabSwingers.com forum: Do you have any kids?

By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

A- I have one daughter how about you?

B- How many baby daddies do you have if you don’t mind me asking?

A- I have one daughter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

B- I understand that but is she by the same father

A- I have one daughter

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By *luebell888Woman
40 weeks ago

Glasgowish

2 children. A boy and a girl by the same father.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
40 weeks ago

Leeds

🤔🤔🤔 suspicious question.

The mr

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By *carlettsWoman
40 weeks ago

Harpenden

0 =

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By *arlo56Man
40 weeks ago

Newcastle

2 daughters and 1 son.

Plus 10 grandchildren.

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By *tarcrossed_SwingersCouple
40 weeks ago

Leicester

- We don't plan on having any anyway. Flo has had a procedure to stop it from happening

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By *sWyldWoman
40 weeks ago

Edinburgh

3 sons.(25,19, 17) Sadly all have the same sperm donor. He can't be called a father because he is not in their lives and hasn't been for a very long time.

I also have one fur baby. 🐶

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"🤔🤔🤔 suspicious question.

The mr "

🤦🏾‍♂️

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
40 weeks ago

North West

Thank you for today’s earworm! 🤣❤️

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
40 weeks ago

Leeds

"🤔🤔🤔 suspicious question.

The mr

🤦🏾‍♂️ "

#hiddenagenda.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Thanks for the earworm.

I have two children by the same dad. I have sons. One of which is taller than me!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
40 weeks ago

North West

"🤔🤔🤔 suspicious question.

The mr

🤦🏾‍♂️

#hiddenagenda.

The mr "

Ummm, it’s just a song. Based on a terrible Tinder conversation. 🤣

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By *tubbsy85Woman
40 weeks ago

ipswich

Elipsis is going to be in my head all day now.

I have a daughter and a son, same dad

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By *ositiveVibesWoman
40 weeks ago

here there and everywhere

I have 5 kids…. All by the same dad, which sadly seems to surprise a lot of people

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

7 all with the same wife.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Elipsis is going to be in my head all day now.

I have a daughter and a son, same dad"

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone gets it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Thank you for today’s earworm! 🤣❤️"

🫡🫡🫡

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Thanks for the earworm.

I have two children by the same dad. I have sons. One of which is taller than me!

❤️❤️

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By *issMeKate2Woman
40 weeks ago

near the river medway

"🤔🤔🤔 suspicious question.

The mr "

I was thinking the same…..

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Don’t have any but hoping for the future if it happens!

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By *vaRoseWoman
40 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"A- I have one daughter how about you?

B- How many baby daddies do you have if you don’t mind me asking?

A- I have one daughter"

Ellipsis

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By *allySlinkyWoman
40 weeks ago

Leeds

Four by the same father

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Two … one of each in their 30’s same mum

V independent like me - all of us working from time to time abroad,

All of three of us are really mentally close if not always physically close

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By *erry 58Man
40 weeks ago

Doncaster

"Four by the same father"
you look awesome

It must be right what they say ‘kids keep you young

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By *idcot58Man
40 weeks ago

didcot

Got 2 daughters

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By *olo180Man
40 weeks ago

Blackpool

No idea what’s going on here 🤣

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By *unguy2429Man
40 weeks ago

worthing

2 girls. Same mum

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Coventry

None

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"A- I have one daughter how about you?

B- How many baby daddies do you have if you don’t mind me asking?

A- I have one daughter

Ellipsis"
😭😭🤣

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
40 weeks ago

Bognor Regis

One son for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Thanks for the earworm.

I have two children by the same dad. I have sons. One of which is taller than me!

The acorn doesn't land far from the tree

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By *ad NannaWoman
40 weeks ago

East London

"B- I understand that but is she by the same father

A- I have one daughter"

I sincerely hope this wasn't a real conversation. No one can be that thick, can they?

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By *ad NannaWoman
40 weeks ago

East London

Luckily for my children they all have the same mother.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Two girls, same narcassist…sorry, mother

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By *olo180Man
40 weeks ago

Blackpool

"Luckily for my children they all have the same mother."

🤣🤣

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By *r SensualMan
40 weeks ago

London

No kids of my own… but I am getting to the point where I’m reaching the “uncle” age 🫣🤣

You know what I mean when I say Uncle OP

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By *host63Man
40 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

None

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By *allipygousMan
40 weeks ago

Leicester

"A- I have one daughter how about you?

B- How many baby daddies do you have if you don’t mind me asking?

A- I have one daughter"

I've noticed you start a lot of threads asking the most personal of questions, most of which you don't answer yourself, this being the rare exception. Are you compiling some sort of Fab excel spreadsheet?

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Literally saw the title and instant earworm pickle! Thanks for that 😂😂

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By *estructionDollyWoman
40 weeks ago

Manchester

Eurgh, oh god no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"B- I understand that but is she by the same father

A- I have one daughter

I sincerely hope this wasn't a real conversation. No one can be that thick, can they?"

Oh it’s real.

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By *morousCouple8Couple
40 weeks ago

Cumbria

Nooooo. I had got rid of it!!!!!!

👂 🪱

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
40 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

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By *ad NannaWoman
40 weeks ago

East London

"B- I understand that but is she by the same father

A- I have one daughter

I sincerely hope this wasn't a real conversation. No one can be that thick, can they?

Oh it’s real. "

Oh, the shame.

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By *ad NannaWoman
40 weeks ago

East London

Wait. Were you talking to someone in person, or online. May have been a chat bot

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By *itgingermanMan
40 weeks ago

Rotherham

Lots of kids

Older now, gone off into the world

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By *allySlinkyWoman
40 weeks ago

Leeds

"Lots of kids

Do you not know the exact number ?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
40 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Pahahaha this guy

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By *itgingermanMan
40 weeks ago

Rotherham

"Lots of kids

Do you not know the exact number ?"

Yeah I do 😎

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By *issmorganWoman
40 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Zero, that's how I wanted it.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
40 weeks ago

cardiff

Yes

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By *uckingfell59Man
40 weeks ago

Doncaster

I have two one girl one boy

And technically have 4 step daughters too

All of which I am still in contact with

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
40 weeks ago

East Sussex

"A- I have one daughter how about you?

B- How many baby daddies do you have if you don’t mind me asking?

A- I have one daughter"

I saw something similar to this. I'm still wondering what was going through the guys head.

Was he asking how many men she'd had sex with?

Does he think that if you have sex with someone other than the father while pregnant that they also become a parent to the child?

Was he really so stupid?

Does he think 'baby daddy' means having unprotected sex with a man who behaves like a child?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
40 weeks ago

East Sussex

My money is on that he's caught up in the current obsession with 'body count'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"..."

I HAVE ONE DAUGHTER 🤷🏾‍♂️

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By *morousCouple8Couple
40 weeks ago

Cumbria

"...

I HAVE ONE DAUGHTER 🤷🏾‍♂️"

I understand but is she by the same father?

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By *GoodGirlGemxCouple
40 weeks ago

Scotland

"Wait. Were you talking to someone in person, or online. May have been a chat bot

He didn’t have the conversation it’s a viral TikTok song

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
40 weeks ago

Tamworth

Happily child free. One dog though.

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By *om WxmMan
40 weeks ago

Wrexham

Two sons who have left home...

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By *viatrixCouple
40 weeks ago

Gatwick

2 sons- 21 and 18.

1 daughter- 13

All from the same (excellent) father. 🎀

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By *tickler2000Man
40 weeks ago

St Agnes

What an odd question. Even for Fab.

No sprogs here.

Have a few fin babies though 😁

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
40 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"B- I understand that but is she by the same father

A- I have one daughter"

I understand, and is she by the same father?

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"...

I HAVE ONE DAUGHTER 🤷🏾‍♂️

I understand but is she by the same father?"

I dont understand....😵‍💫

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I don’t get the reference.

Someone oldmansplain it for me please?

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

[Removed by poster at 26/09/25 13:30:43]

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"I don’t get the reference.

Someone oldmansplain it for me please?

https://youtu.be/s7V16u_4R6Q?si=Kz0v2WxOLgH4o23M"

Ah right.

How bizzare. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"I don’t get the reference.

Someone oldmansplain it for me please? "

Wrong link.... watch this

https://youtu.be/6hyBaLfsz0w?si=7SR-NlS1LSOnrAEg

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By *weetiepie99Woman
40 weeks ago

cardiff

Obviously showing up the oldies like me who aren't on tik tok!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
40 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think I'm starting to age out of the "duty to propagate the white race" comments. Thank fuck. It's been a wild 20 years 💀

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By *uicy_peach79Woman
40 weeks ago

Edinburgh

2 boys by my ex husband

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By *ad NannaWoman
40 weeks ago

East London

"A- I have one daughter how about you?

B- How many baby daddies do you have if you don’t mind me asking?

A- I have one daughter

I saw something similar to this. I'm still wondering what was going through the guys head.

Was he asking how many men she'd had sex with?

Does he think that if you have sex with someone other than the father while pregnant that they also become a parent to the child?

Was he really so stupid?

Does he think 'baby daddy' means having unprotected sex with a man who behaves like a child? "

I know a man who thinks one identical twin is his, and other isn't.

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By *ad NannaWoman
40 weeks ago

East London

"Obviously showing up the oldies like me who aren't on tik tok!!

Should have known it would be lyric related

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
40 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

2 that I'm aware of. 🤪

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By *weetiepie99Woman
40 weeks ago

cardiff

"Obviously showing up the oldies like me who aren't on tik tok!!

Should have known it would be lyric related

I didn't. Duh!!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
40 weeks ago

Reading

3 kids 1 baby daddy.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
40 weeks ago

Reading

"Four by the same father you look awesome

It must be right what they say ‘kids keep you young "

Should I not have stopped at 3 then?

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By *007ManMan
40 weeks ago

Worthing

No kids. Have nieces and nephews which keep me young!

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By *iddle ManMan
40 weeks ago

Walsall

Two teenage daughters from a previous relationship, both of whom I adore and see every week and more.

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By *orny_indians_ukCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester

none yet but we're working on it

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By *arialoueWoman
40 weeks ago

Doncaster

0 kids coz i cant have them even if I wanted them

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By *rchie300Man
40 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Yes I’ve got children ….. well one’s an adult now the other two are teens

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
40 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

One son by one man. Two grandchildren by two mothers

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By *IXEN200Woman
40 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

I have one son and two daughters, two different dads. Oh and three grandchildren

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By *ny1localMan
40 weeks ago

READING

I'm an old git with kids, 3 I know of, but I lived in the day's when condoms were just for blowing up and waving around, so God alone knows how many I have,looking back to those days I admit I was a knob (excuse the pun).

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By *ugartits77Woman
40 weeks ago

hereford

4 children, 3 dads so I’m guessing I’m a Jeremy Kyle candidate!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

That's gonna be stuck in my head all evening now

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By *its_and_TiramisuCouple
40 weeks ago

North Somerset

I have plants. 🤷‍♂️

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By *orphia2003Woman
40 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

None.

I have acquired a tribe full of friends and siblings kids though over the years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"I have plants. 🤷‍♂️"

How many baby daddies do you have if you don’t mind me asking

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By *naswingdressWoman
40 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I have plants. 🤷‍♂️

How many baby daddies do you have if you don’t mind me asking"

🤣

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By *ambertMan
40 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Nope, none and do not want any. Trying to get the snip when the NHS will actually let me

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By *naswingdressWoman
40 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *naswingdressWoman
40 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Nope, none and do not want any. Trying to get the snip when the NHS will actually let me "

Years ago, I tried to get preventative medicine for a repeated gynaecological issue that has the potential to be deadly.

I was told that the NHS didn't do things to reduce a woman's fertility if she was under 35.

Fortunately my body seems to not be playing those stupid games anymore, but I would have thought that being alive is more important than full potential for fertility 🧐

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
40 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Nope ...

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Nope no kids here.

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By *vonne5exMan
40 weeks ago

Doncaster

2 of each by 2 different wives, 5 Grandkids

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By *ife NinjaMan
40 weeks ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

3. All same mum 🤓🥷

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By *en ukMan
40 weeks ago

harrow London

0 =

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By *en ukMan
40 weeks ago

harrow London

No kids

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By *elboy1978Man
40 weeks ago

Jarrow

2 children

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By *agic.MMan
40 weeks ago

Kent/London

Me dodging fathering children like I'm Neo dodging bullets in the Matrix 😎

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By *og and MuseCouple
40 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Mr - 3 girls, Mrs - none

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
40 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Me dodging fathering children like I'm Neo dodging bullets in the Matrix 😎 "

🤣🤣

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
40 weeks ago

Sheffield

I see what you did here 😉

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"I see what you did here 😉"

Oh hey you

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By *litterbombKateWoman
40 weeks ago

Guildford

"Elipsis is going to be in my head all day now.

I have a daughter and a son, same dad

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone gets it"

I got it 😂

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By *ansoffateMan
40 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Yes and they are my bessies

Mess with me and they will mash you up.

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