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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please have a look at my profile.

I can cook

I have a cock perfect for anal

I am single

Have a cracking sense of humour and full of confidence

Don't drive a BMW but i can afford a second hand one

So what you waiting for ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah but are you proffessional.......... and discrete??

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Please have a look at my profile.

I can cook

I have a cock perfect for anal

I am single

Have a cracking sense of humour and full of confidence

Don't drive a BMW but i can afford a second hand one

So what you waiting for ladies

"

Bring it on i will soon bring you back down to planet earth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It is a piss take dontcha know

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"It is a piss take dontcha know

"

doh cause i do thats why i said that oh and would you mind removing your head from up your arse before you fuck me please i like to look into the eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It is a piss take dontcha know

doh cause i do thats why i said that oh and would you mind removing your head from up your arse before you fuck me please i like to look into the eyes "

I like to be blind folded though

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"It is a piss take dontcha know

doh cause i do thats why i said that oh and would you mind removing your head from up your arse before you fuck me please i like to look into the eyes

I like to be blind folded though "

Men, never bloody satisfied. You can be blindfolded second time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL!!!

Profile like that makes me groan with despair!

And I cannot stand BMW drivers!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"PMSL!!!

Profile like that makes me groan with despair!

And I cannot stand BMW drivers!!! "

Yeah - their indicators never seen to work properly...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"PMSL!!!

Profile like that makes me groan with despair!

And I cannot stand BMW drivers!!!

Yeah - their indicators never seen to work properly..."

and they get stuck in the snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny how they always say its a joke ..... after the negative responses come in but in truth the post looks very much like the profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PMSL!!!

Profile like that makes me groan with despair!

And I cannot stand BMW drivers!!!

Yeah - their indicators never seen to work properly...

and they get stuck in the snow"

and they look mightily pissed off when they flash you out the way, you move over, then they try to roar past you but you match their speed and they can't pull back in. I love toying with BMW drivers. It's great sport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'm sure you think this is funny but to me you're equally as attention seeking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PMSL!!!

Profile like that makes me groan with despair!

And I cannot stand BMW drivers!!!

Yeah - their indicators never seen to work properly...

and they get stuck in the snow

and they look mightily pissed off when they flash you out the way, you move over, then they try to roar past you but you match their speed and they can't pull back in. I love toying with BMW drivers. It's great sport."

.

I don't move out of the way, not when I am doing over 90!!! They can frigging wait until I am ready to move back in, like it or lump it!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

AND THEN THEY miss thier junction!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I LOVE IT!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funny how they always say its a joke ..... after the negative responses come in but in truth the post looks very much like the profile "

I was having a piss take at the 'Perfect length for anal thread'

Sweet jebus i despair sometimes

Would you like a sense of humour for the weekend

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Jebus??????

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jebus??????

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA"

Didn't want to offend the offended

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Funny how they always say its a joke ..... after the negative responses come in but in truth the post looks very much like the profile

I was having a piss take at the 'Perfect length for anal thread'

Sweet jebus i despair sometimes

Would you like a sense of humour for the weekend

"

Shall we all take the piss out of your profile on the public forums now then

Would that be ok with you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funny how they always say its a joke ..... after the negative responses come in but in truth the post looks very much like the profile

I was having a piss take at the 'Perfect length for anal thread'

Sweet jebus i despair sometimes

Would you like a sense of humour for the weekend

Shall we all take the piss out of your profile on the public forums now then

Would that be ok with you?

"

I will not be offended, fire away.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

You might not be offended but the person you started the thread about might be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You might not be offended but the person you started the thread about might be "

Well if he's not thick skinned then i will offer an apology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You might not be offended but the person you started the thread about might be

Well if he's not thick skinned then i will offer an apology

"

u shoul d have stuck to the soup thread nothing contentious about soup !!!!1

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"You might not be offended but the person you started the thread about might be

Well if he's not thick skinned then i will offer an apology

"

Thats nice of you

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

TUT

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I am deeply offended

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You might not be offended but the person you started the thread about might be

Well if he's not thick skinned then i will offer an apology

u shoul d have stuck to the soup thread nothing contentious about soup !!!!1"

Well there was nothing argumentative about my soup as i made it earlier and it is famdabbydosy.

Chuffed with my first effort and i thank you for helping me prepare it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You might not be offended but the person you started the thread about might be

Well if he's not thick skinned then i will offer an apology

u shoul d have stuck to the soup thread nothing contentious about soup !!!!1

Well there was nothing argumentative about my soup as i made it earlier and it is famdabbydosy.

Chuffed with my first effort and i thank you for helping me prepare it."

so what did ya make then ???

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"You might not be offended but the person you started the thread about might be

Well if he's not thick skinned then i will offer an apology

u shoul d have stuck to the soup thread nothing contentious about soup !!!!1

Well there was nothing argumentative about my soup as i made it earlier and it is famdabbydosy.

Chuffed with my first effort and i thank you for helping me prepare it."

You can add that you can cook to your ego!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You might not be offended but the person you started the thread about might be

Well if he's not thick skinned then i will offer an apology

u shoul d have stuck to the soup thread nothing contentious about soup !!!!1

Well there was nothing argumentative about my soup as i made it earlier and it is famdabbydosy.

Chuffed with my first effort and i thank you for helping me prepare it.

so what did ya make then ???"

Roasted veg.

I little watery but practice makes perfect and the next time i will add less stock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roasted veg.

I little watery but practice makes perfect and the next time i will add less stock "

.

Or add more veg to it.

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