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By *anderingArtist OP Man
41 weeks ago

an abstract world

If.... Just, what if... You were a giraffe, living in a zoo, and your best mate was a lion and you were mates with a hippo and a zebra too? Then you all ended up on a ship which led to strange country that was full of raving lemurs...

If all that was true, would you give the person above a colonoscopy with your tongue? 🤔

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
41 weeks ago

North West

Their small arse. My big giraffe tongue? Saying yes just for comedy value.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
41 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Ermmmmm, at least buy me a drink first 🤣

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
41 weeks ago

Hatfield

"Ermmmmm, at least buy me a drink first 🤣"

Errr .. yes …

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

No sure about that Darren

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Ermmmmm, at least buy me a drink first 🤣

Errr .. yes … "

You superman would get a right tongue punching from me

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Ermmmmm, at least buy me a drink first 🤣

Errr .. yes …

You superman would get a right tongue punching from me "

Anything for a friend in need

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Ermmmmm, at least buy me a drink first 🤣

Errr .. yes …

You superman would get a right tongue punching from me "

Mmmm, my long tongue between your thick thighs.

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
41 weeks ago

South Wales

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
41 weeks ago

South Wales

Anything for a friend in need"

Either speedy would have to stand on a ladder or I'd get giraffe-neckache

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
41 weeks ago

North Wessex Downs and London

You and me baby,

We're nothing but msmmals,

Let's do it like they do,

On the Discovery Channel....

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By *morousCouple8Couple
41 weeks ago

Cumbria

"You and me baby,

We're nothing but msmmals,

Let's do it like they do,

On the Discovery Channel....

Only if Sacha Baron Cohen is in the room singing “I like to move it”

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By *verageHoesCouple
41 weeks ago

Bessacarr

No, because they're clearly Stevie the Gecko and they wouldn't survive the ordeal.

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By *morousCouple8Couple
41 weeks ago

Cumbria

"No, because they're clearly Stevie the Gecko and they wouldn't survive the ordeal."

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

That’s 2 arses and one tongue…

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
41 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

"If.... Just, what if... You were a giraffe, living in a zoo, and your best mate was a lion and you were mates with a hippo and a zebra too? Then you all ended up on a ship which led to strange country that was full of raving lemurs...

If all that was true, would you give the person above a colonoscopy with your tongue? 🤔"

I would havd acclimatise myself with the locality first, find out where the nearest Lidls is and what takeaways are around....If I were a Giraffe then I can't use Google because a lack of thumbs could be problematic but in answer to your question then yes, probably

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Yeah totally 😊

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By *partharmonyCouple
41 weeks ago

Tonbridge

If all that was true, would you give the person above a colonoscopy with your tongue? 🤔"

Is this what you thought of when you watched The Life of Pi?

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By *anderingArtist OP Man
41 weeks ago

an abstract world

If all that was true, would you give the person above a colonoscopy with your tongue? 🤔

Is this what you thought of when you watched The Life of Pi?

Nooo, I'm not a weirdo! It was actually while I was eating a tub of Ben & Jerry's, watching Madagascar and pushing a butt plug in and out of my bum.

Perfectly normal 😊

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By *tannersMan
41 weeks ago

stanley

If all that was true, would you give the person above a colonoscopy with your tongue? 🤔"

Is my zebra mate black with white stripes or white with black stripes? It’s kinda important 😂😂

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By *anderingArtist OP Man
41 weeks ago

an abstract world

If all that was true, would you give the person above a colonoscopy with your tongue? 🤔

Is my zebra mate black with white stripes or white with black stripes? It’s kinda important 😂😂"

Ahh the age old question! I've studied this extensively and I've come to the conclusion that zebra's are grey! ..... and I might be colourblind but I'm sure that's unrelated 😕

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