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"Whilst laying in bed after round one, we chatted and the thought of food and sex as a kink came up, i must have resurfaced some old memories for her, but whatever it was her mood really changed and she asked me to leave. Made my apologies for upsetting her before I left, never saw her again. " ___________________________________________ You shouldn't have told her to get in the kitchen!  | |||
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"We had a debrief after sex where I was updated on the things I was good at and the things I could improve on 🤷🏽♀️" did you take the advice though? 😉 | |||
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"Whilst laying in bed after round one, we chatted and the thought of food and sex as a kink came up, i must have resurfaced some old memories for her, but whatever it was her mood really changed and she asked me to leave. Made my apologies for upsetting her before I left, never saw her again. ___________________________________________ You shouldn't have told her to get in the kitchen! "😳😂 | |||
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"He stole my knickers!!!" Were they a nice pair ???  | |||
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"A guy kept talking about how amazing he was at massage, so I finally said OK... It was the worst massage of my life... Like he had square wooden cubes for hands with a steam roller occasionally going over the cubes. I was in so much pain "Did you tell him how bad he was? | |||
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"We had a debrief after sex where I was updated on the things I was good at and the things I could improve on 🤷🏽♀️" I almost feel you should have asked him to fill out a feedback form then post it up his £@%! x | |||
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"We had a debrief after sex where I was updated on the things I was good at and the things I could improve on 🤷🏽♀️" Bloomin 'eck! Did you return the favour? | |||
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"A guy kept talking about how amazing he was at massage, so I finally said OK... It was the worst massage of my life... Like he had square wooden cubes for hands with a steam roller occasionally going over the cubes. I was in so much pain
Did you tell him how bad he was? "No he wouldn't have heard it - in his opinion he is an amazing masseur 😬😬😬 soooo it's super disappointing that somehow we always run out of time at the end of a session and I have to get back to let the dog out for a wee  | |||
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"A guy kept talking about how amazing he was at massage, so I finally said OK... It was the worst massage of my life... Like he had square wooden cubes for hands with a steam roller occasionally going over the cubes. I was in so much pain
Did you tell him how bad he was?
No he wouldn't have heard it - in his opinion he is an amazing masseur 😬😬😬
soooo it's super disappointing that somehow we always run out of time at the end of a session and I have to get back to let the dog out for a wee "If I'm reading this correctly you still see him? He must be doing something right then if you keep shagging him, despite his ego and crap massages 🙂 | |||
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"Back when i was younger and single, i made the mistake of putting my answer phone (yes that long ago) next to the bed. Having your mother ring up and leave a message (which is broadcast to the room) when you are in bed with a couple is definately bizarre" I used to get my fuck buddy to phone her hubby whilst I was balls deep inside her on his side of the bed, often covered her face whilst she was talking to him. | |||
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"We had a debrief after sex where I was updated on the things I was good at and the things I could improve on 🤷🏽♀️ Bloomin 'eck! Did you return the favour?" I don't think there's anything actually wrong with this. Obviously how you frame it is important but if you intend seeing someone more than once what is wrong with a post coitus evaluation? Phrases like "I hated when you..." won't work but "I really like it when..." will. If more people did this then we wouldn't have so many of the "I've never had any complaints" brigade who are most probably definitely not as good as they think they are at doing what they are bragging about doing. | |||
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"A guy kept talking about how amazing he was at massage, so I finally said OK... It was the worst massage of my life... Like he had square wooden cubes for hands with a steam roller occasionally going over the cubes. I was in so much pain
Did you tell him how bad he was?
No he wouldn't have heard it - in his opinion he is an amazing masseur 😬😬😬
soooo it's super disappointing that somehow we always run out of time at the end of a session and I have to get back to let the dog out for a wee
If I'm reading this correctly you still see him? He must be doing something right then if you keep shagging him, despite his ego and crap massages 🙂"
I'm not interested in his crap massages
I also don't have a dog 😉😉 | |||
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"A guy kept talking about how amazing he was at massage, so I finally said OK... It was the worst massage of my life... Like he had square wooden cubes for hands with a steam roller occasionally going over the cubes. I was in so much pain
Did you tell him how bad he was?
No he wouldn't have heard it - in his opinion he is an amazing masseur 😬😬😬
soooo it's super disappointing that somehow we always run out of time at the end of a session and I have to get back to let the dog out for a wee
If I'm reading this correctly you still see him? He must be doing something right then if you keep shagging him, despite his ego and crap massages 🙂
I'm not interested in his crap massages
I also don't have a dog 😉😉" | |||
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Kind of killed the mood, I mean the tea was appreciated but blimey
We had been fwb for over 10 years mind and I met her a few times after that, she was always lovely and never mentioned that day | |||
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"When his Mum let herself into his house while we were 'busy' he got up and went to investigate, she ended up standing outside the bedroom door while he had his Tshirt wrapped around his waist....talking about who was picking up the Aunty from the train station....He eventually told her he was busy, next thing she appeared in the room with two cups of tea and biscuits, said 'hello, nice to meet you' to me and told him she'd ring him later
Kind of killed the mood, I mean the tea was appreciated but blimey
We had been fwb for over 10 years mind and I met her a few times after that, she was always lovely and never mentioned that day "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"When his Mum let herself into his house while we were 'busy' he got up and went to investigate, she ended up standing outside the bedroom door while he had his Tshirt wrapped around his waist....talking about who was picking up the Aunty from the train station....He eventually told her he was busy, next thing she appeared in the room with two cups of tea and biscuits, said 'hello, nice to meet you' to me and told him she'd ring him later
Kind of killed the mood, I mean the tea was appreciated but blimey
We had been fwb for over 10 years mind and I met her a few times after that, she was always lovely and never mentioned that day "Hahahahahahahahaha fucking hell | |||
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"When his Mum let herself into his house while we were 'busy' he got up and went to investigate, she ended up standing outside the bedroom door while he had his Tshirt wrapped around his waist....talking about who was picking up the Aunty from the train station....He eventually told her he was busy, next thing she appeared in the room with two cups of tea and biscuits, said 'hello, nice to meet you' to me and told him she'd ring him later
Kind of killed the mood, I mean the tea was appreciated but blimey
We had been fwb for over 10 years mind and I met her a few times after that, she was always lovely and never mentioned that day "No! Really big invasion of privacy right there. Tea is good though and I hope they were chocolate biscuits. | |||
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"Invited a girl round to my house (rookie mistake), we had sex. Afterwards she says she needs the toilet, no issues. However after like 30 minutes, I thoughts she's taking forever. So head to the bathroom, she isn't there, weird. Go downstairs, no one there. Her clothes were still in the bedroom. Head to the kitchen. She's making herself bacon and eggs. And helping herself to my fridge. Honestly... I just stood at the door trying to comprehend what was going on. " But did she make them for you also? 😂 | |||
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"Invited a girl round to my house (rookie mistake), we had sex. Afterwards she says she needs the toilet, no issues. However after like 30 minutes, I thoughts she's taking forever. So head to the bathroom, she isn't there, weird. Go downstairs, no one there. Her clothes were still in the bedroom. Head to the kitchen. She's making herself bacon and eggs. And helping herself to my fridge. Honestly... I just stood at the door trying to comprehend what was going on. " Literally, howling! 😭😂 | |||
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"Invited a girl round to my house (rookie mistake), we had sex. Afterwards she says she needs the toilet, no issues. However after like 30 minutes, I thoughts she's taking forever. So head to the bathroom, she isn't there, weird. Go downstairs, no one there. Her clothes were still in the bedroom. Head to the kitchen. She's making herself bacon and eggs. And helping herself to my fridge. Honestly... I just stood at the door trying to comprehend what was going on. But did she make them for you also? 😂" Haha nope she didn't. But she did say "you don't mind if I make myself something". I just thought you know you could have asked me to make you something haha 😂 | |||
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"Invited a girl round to my house (rookie mistake), we had sex. Afterwards she says she needs the toilet, no issues. However after like 30 minutes, I thoughts she's taking forever. So head to the bathroom, she isn't there, weird. Go downstairs, no one there. Her clothes were still in the bedroom. Head to the kitchen. She's making herself bacon and eggs. And helping herself to my fridge. Honestly... I just stood at the door trying to comprehend what was going on. Literally, howling! 😭😂" I still can't believe it happened 😂 | |||
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"Invited a girl round to my house (rookie mistake), we had sex. Afterwards she says she needs the toilet, no issues. However after like 30 minutes, I thoughts she's taking forever. So head to the bathroom, she isn't there, weird. Go downstairs, no one there. Her clothes were still in the bedroom. Head to the kitchen. She's making herself bacon and eggs. And helping herself to my fridge. Honestly... I just stood at the door trying to comprehend what was going on. But did she make them for you also? 😂 Haha nope she didn't. But she did say "you don't mind if I make myself something". I just thought you know you could have asked me to make you something haha 😂" Omg how bizarre! Especially as she didn’t even make you some. Cooking bacon naked is just as brave 🤣 | |||
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"Whilst laying in bed after round one, we chatted and the thought of food and sex as a kink came up, i must have resurfaced some old memories for her, but whatever it was her mood really changed and she asked me to leave. Made my apologies for upsetting her before I left, never saw her again. " Get that fookin cooker on! | |||
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"Chatted to a what I thought was a couple. Agreed to meet one evening after work. Arrived at the house and it was just the guy there who was living in absolute squalor. Just got out of there as soon as I could." No wonder she wouldn't stay living with him | |||
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"Invited a girl round to my house (rookie mistake), we had sex. Afterwards she says she needs the toilet, no issues. However after like 30 minutes, I thoughts she's taking forever. So head to the bathroom, she isn't there, weird. Go downstairs, no one there. Her clothes were still in the bedroom. Head to the kitchen. She's making herself bacon and eggs. And helping herself to my fridge. Honestly... I just stood at the door trying to comprehend what was going on. But did she make them for you also? 😂 Haha nope she didn't. But she did say "you don't mind if I make myself something". I just thought you know you could have asked me to make you something haha 😂 Omg how bizarre! Especially as she didn’t even make you some. Cooking bacon naked is just as brave 🤣" My brain was not comprehending what took place. I don't think I wanted to believe it 😂😂 | |||
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"Weirdest method so far - he was rubbing my mons pubis with the speed of lightening but pressure of a feather while in missionary. Like so fast it was kind of vibrating his whole arm. While asking me did I like it 🫠 I actually said uh huh - I wasn’t there to teach the man what a clit was and guessed his wife must like it…. When my hubs rubbed her clit I swear her head exploded. " Amazing just amazing 😂 | |||
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