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By *outhLondonSmile OP   Man
3 days ago

South London

That you’ll never get a reply from ever.. mines bigharol….. nah.. joke. It’s “holly97” swoon….

Anyone else?

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By *oeBeansMan
3 days ago

Derby

Have you tried messaging her?

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By *emonochromeMan
3 days ago

Watford

It I had to pick only one it was probably Quacksplat whenever she was floating about

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
3 days ago

Café Leblanc, Stourbridge

We just message the ones we have crushes on

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
3 days ago

Hereabouts

Probably someone from 8+ years ago when I knew everyone

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By *es not the MessiahMan
3 days ago

3rd rock from the sun

She blocked me

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By *ecky and justCouple
3 days ago

Godalming

We couldn’t narrow it down enough to name one and wouldn’t want to exclude a few.

Such a hard choice.

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By *eroLondonMan
3 days ago

Covent Garden

JoeBeans.

It's an unrequited 'man-love'.

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By *oeBeansMan
3 days ago

Derby


"JoeBeans.

It's an unrequited 'man-love'."

I'm too low-brow for you, Nero. I can't be the person you want me to be 😭

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By *UNKIEMan
3 days ago

south east

I believe shes no longer on the site

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
3 days ago

South Wales

Can't decide between 'unicorn-magic' and 'rosieposieblue' 😍😍😍

We can dream x

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
3 days ago

Brum

Lemonbuttercream

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
3 days ago

somewhere, someplace

Lemonbuttercream or quacksplat and no you won't make me choose 😂

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
3 days ago

South Wales


"Lemonbuttercream"

Searches Lemonbuttercream...

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton

Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

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By *hunky GentMan
3 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

ChunkyGent- apparently he's a sex God.

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By *emonochromeMan
3 days ago

Watford


"Lemonbuttercream or quacksplat and no you won't make me choose 😂"

Don’t choose have both and I’ll watch

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
3 days ago

Brum


"Lemonbuttercream

Searches Lemonbuttercream..."

She once sent me a picture of herself sucking on a tampon she’d soaked in vanilla vodka overnight.

That was when I knew for sure…

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
3 days ago

somewhere, someplace


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream"

Eva's a lucky bugger!

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By *outhLondonSmile OP   Man
3 days ago

South London


"Have you tried messaging her?"

Yes. As per the post.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger! "

I know 🤣🥵

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By *sStephenPickleMan
3 days ago

Ends

I reckon she’d reply to politely reject me. Or string me along.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
3 days ago

somewhere, someplace

[Removed by poster at 29/07/25 21:12:56]

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By *hunky GentMan
3 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Naughty Nymphomaniac.

She could fuck me sideways

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
3 days ago

somewhere, someplace


"Lemonbuttercream

Searches Lemonbuttercream...

She once sent me a picture of herself sucking on a tampon she’d soaked in vanilla vodka overnight.

That was when I knew for sure…"

True love 🫶🏻

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By *eliWoman
3 days ago

.

Yeah, mine's [redacted].

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
3 days ago

South Wales


"Lemonbuttercream

Searches Lemonbuttercream...

She once sent me a picture of herself sucking on a tampon she’d soaked in vanilla vodka overnight.

That was when I knew for sure…"

She's a keeper...

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By *outhLondonSmile OP   Man
3 days ago

South London

Obvs I’ve a ton who’ve now left. Sometimes it’s easier if they block lol

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By *he Sundance Kid XMan
3 days ago

Tamworth

Lemon butter cream sounds well nice on a shortbread with maybe a blob of strawberry jam And whipped cream

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 days ago

Bristol

Toots 🤣😍😎

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By *eardedguy83Man
3 days ago

Worcestershire

Can’t say…she’ll eat all my cake😘

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By *ou only live onceMan
3 days ago

London


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream"

*Fit of jealousy* 🤬...but, ah yes, he's a good looking chap...I'll get back in my box...

As you were...

🤣

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By *agic.MMan
3 days ago

Orpington


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

*Fit of jealousy* 🤬...but, ah yes, he's a good looking chap...I'll get back in my box...

As you were...

🤣"

But it says "fab crush that you would never get a reply from ever " 🤭...judging by your reaction she would get a reply from you .

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By *ou only live onceMan
3 days ago

London


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

*Fit of jealousy* 🤬...but, ah yes, he's a good looking chap...I'll get back in my box...

As you were...

🤣

But it says "fab crush that you would never get a reply from ever " 🤭...judging by your reaction she would get a reply from you . "

Ah, you and your "reading the OP properly" pedantry. It'll never catch on.

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By *KloganMan
3 days ago

Ramsbottom

Ahh just going through the old hotlist… happy memories, I remember first starting out and staring in wonder at some of the profiles back then.

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By *eroLondonMan
3 days ago

Covent Garden


"JoeBeans.

It's an unrequited 'man-love'.

·

I'm too low-brow for you, Nero. I can't be the person you want me to be 😭"

And yet YOLO is too high brow for me. It's a calamitous conundrum.

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By *he Sundance Kid XMan
3 days ago

Tamworth

Currently _hickthighs25

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

*Fit of jealousy* 🤬...but, ah yes, he's a good looking chap...I'll get back in my box...

As you were...

🤣

But it says "fab crush that you would never get a reply from ever " 🤭...judging by your reaction she would get a reply from you .

Ah, you and your "reading the OP properly" pedantry. It'll never catch on."

🤣🤣🤣🤣 exactly i couldnt choose you 😘

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"Currently _hickthighs25 "

Ah you

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By *ou only live onceMan
3 days ago

London


"JoeBeans.

It's an unrequited 'man-love'.

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I'm too low-brow for you, Nero. I can't be the person you want me to be 😭

And yet YOLO is too high brow for me. It's a calamitous conundrum."

There's a Monty Python sketch in there somewhere...

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By *oeBeansMan
3 days ago

Derby


"JoeBeans.

It's an unrequited 'man-love'.

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I'm too low-brow for you, Nero. I can't be the person you want me to be 😭

And yet YOLO is too high brow for me. It's a calamitous conundrum."

And to make matters worse, I'm too high brow for YOLO! This is ridiculous 😱

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By *he Sundance Kid XMan
3 days ago

Tamworth


"Currently _hickthighs25

Ah you "

Just a shame you don't like chess 😘

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By *ou only live onceMan
3 days ago

London


"JoeBeans.

It's an unrequited 'man-love'.

·

I'm too low-brow for you, Nero. I can't be the person you want me to be 😭

And yet YOLO is too high brow for me. It's a calamitous conundrum.

And to make matters worse, I'm too high brow for YOLO! This is ridiculous 😱"

3.14 recurring...

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"Currently _hickthighs25

Ah you

Just a shame you don't like chess 😘"

But i like tiddlywinks

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By *he Sundance Kid XMan
3 days ago

Tamworth


"Currently _hickthighs25

Ah you

Just a shame you don't like chess 😘

But i like tiddlywinks "

I don't know how to play that

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"Currently _hickthighs25

Ah you

Just a shame you don't like chess 😘

But i like tiddlywinks

I don't know how to play that "

Its easy you just wink at the tiddly ... ill show you 😘

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
3 days ago

Birmingham

To many to choose from

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By *asygoingcouple1000Couple
3 days ago

North Manchester

Rosieposieblue for the mrs

She never replied

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By *agic.MMan
3 days ago

Orpington

Don't think I have a fab crush that wouldn't reply to me 🤔...but that's less important, what is important is "CRUSH your enemies! see them driven before you! and hear the lamentation of their women !" 🛡🪓

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By *eliWoman
3 days ago

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"JoeBeans.

It's an unrequited 'man-love'.

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I'm too low-brow for you, Nero. I can't be the person you want me to be 😭

And yet YOLO is too high brow for me. It's a calamitous conundrum.

And to make matters worse, I'm too high brow for YOLO! This is ridiculous 😱"

A high brow gym bro? Almost a contradiction. xoxo

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"Don't think I have a fab crush that wouldn't reply to me 🤔...but that's less important, what is important is "CRUSH your enemies! see them driven before you! and hear the lamentation of their women !" 🛡🪓"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you do make me laugh x

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By *eroLondonMan
3 days ago

Covent Garden


"JoeBeans.

It's an unrequited 'man-love'.

·

I'm too low-brow for you, Nero. I can't be the person you want me to be 😭

And yet YOLO is too high brow for me. It's a calamitous conundrum.

And to make matters worse, I'm too high brow for YOLO! This is ridiculous 😱

·

3.14 recurring..."

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By *adyBugsWoman
3 days ago

cognito


"JoeBeans.

It's an unrequited 'man-love'.

·

I'm too low-brow for you, Nero. I can't be the person you want me to be 😭

And yet YOLO is too high brow for me. It's a calamitous conundrum.

And to make matters worse, I'm too high brow for YOLO! This is ridiculous 😱"

This is a dilemma I’d be more than happy to get in the middle of

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 days ago

East London


"Ahh just going through the old hotlist… happy memories, I remember first starting out and staring in wonder at some of the profiles back then.

"

*Looks bug eyed across the table* "By the way, it's you"

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By *a LunaWoman
3 days ago

o o OO o o

Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 days ago

North West

If I give a person that uses fab a tropical crush drink. Does that count??

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By *eroLondonMan
3 days ago

Covent Garden


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser."

I met him once, for coffee. He lived to the hype: a prince amongst men, kind, convivial and a gentleman to the core. Handsome to boot!

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By *hunky GentMan
3 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

"

Was he the French bloke?

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By *a LunaWoman
3 days ago

o o OO o o


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

Was he the French bloke? "

Oui

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By *a LunaWoman
3 days ago

o o OO o o


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

I met him once, for coffee. He lived to the hype: a prince amongst men, kind, convivial and a gentleman to the core. Handsome to boot!"

I bet he smelt amazing….😍

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By *weetiepie99Woman
3 days ago

cardiff


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

"

I concur, he was Fabulous, handsome and Bearded...oooft

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By *inxy777Woman
3 days ago

essex

Erect Jim x

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By *hunky GentMan
3 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

Was he the French bloke?

Oui "

Lol ❤️

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By *orthmanMan
3 days ago

Kendal

Red for Danger. The most luxurious body and the way she bites her bottom lip...ooft! Sadly I am outside her age range and even if I weren't, I feel that she would be in a different league..

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By *ust want a smileMan
3 days ago

whitby

Cumlover38h and Mrs from wolvesxcouple two of the sexiest girls I have ever seen on here

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By *KloganMan
3 days ago

Ramsbottom

Mrandmrsjae and cede… miss those guys. Two awesome sets of incredible humans. Proper crush..

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 days ago

East London


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

"

I found my collection of his photos recently. He really did take beautiful photos.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 days ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

I met him once, for coffee. He lived to the hype: a prince amongst men, kind, convivial and a gentleman to the core. Handsome to boot!"

*Swoons*

We always had plans too meet, but it never materialised. He lived not far from me when he lived in the UK...

F&B was a total babe

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By *KloganMan
3 days ago

Ramsbottom


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

I found my collection of his photos recently. He really did take beautiful photos."

He really did to be fair.. 👌🏻

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By *alm_one4Man
3 days ago

RM16

Sparkle

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By *oeBeansMan
3 days ago

Derby


"Red for Danger. The most luxurious body and the way she bites her bottom lip...ooft! Sadly I am outside her age range and even if I weren't, I feel that she would be in a different league.."

Same and for the same reason... But the other way 😅

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
3 days ago

BRIDPORT


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

Was he the French bloke?

Oui "

Tena ladies would help you with that.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
3 days ago

somewhere, someplace


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

Was he the French bloke?

Oui

Tena ladies would help you with that. "

😂😂😂

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By *viatrixWoman
3 days ago

Redhill


"Don't think I have a fab crush that wouldn't reply to me 🤔...but that's less important, what is important is "CRUSH your enemies! see them driven before you! and hear the lamentation of their women !" 🛡🪓"

You *did* reply to me so that makes me feel better!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 days ago

North West


"Mrandmrsjae and cede… miss those guys. Two awesome sets of incredible humans. Proper crush..

"

Cede! One of my first friends on here ❤️

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By *ralExpert79Man
3 days ago

Leicester

Kittybonbon and Anna-Sam are my favourites.

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By *outhLondonSmile OP   Man
3 days ago

South London

this is prob my most successful thread ever.... apart from one more... and it will crack you all up..

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By *eroLondonMan
3 days ago

Covent Garden


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

I met him once, for coffee. He lived to the hype: a prince amongst men, kind, convivial and a gentleman to the core. Handsome to boot!

·

I bet he smelt amazing….😍"

We didn't get that close! I'm straight my radiance, straight as an arrow. 🩶

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By *lexm87Man
3 days ago

Various

Perfectly Perverted Pixie - one of my first fab crushes, and Edinburgh Shy - the very dictionary definition of 'unobtainable object of lust'.

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By *eroLondonMan
3 days ago

Covent Garden


"Red for Danger. The most luxurious body and the way she bites her bottom lip...ooft! Sadly I am outside her age range and even if I weren't, I feel that she would be in a different league..

·

Same and for the same reason... But the other way 😅"

Piss off Joe — you're in everyone's age range. You make me want to be a foetus again!

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By *ister SmoothMan
3 days ago

Bramhall

The legendary "PinUpPro"...

If you know, you know...😟

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By *ere4It3000Couple
3 days ago

Belgium


"Red for Danger. The most luxurious body and the way she bites her bottom lip...ooft! Sadly I am outside her age range and even if I weren't, I feel that she would be in a different league..

·

Same and for the same reason... But the other way 😅

Piss off Joe — you're in everyone's age range. You make me want to be a foetus again! "

Followed this conversation and did made me chuckle. You two are lots off fun, if I didn’t mention it yet.. mrs

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By *partharmonyCouple
3 days ago

Ruislip

My biggest Fab crush I have had a reply from is Sparkle1974.

My biggest Fab crush I've never attempted to get a reply from is MsWyld. Luke

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 days ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

I know 🤣🥵"

I really fucking am

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
2 days ago

Niche


"

3.14 recurring...

"

Too much!! 🩲💦

You're a filthy maths-talking, porn-thighed animal YOLO 🤓😭

Have pity 😇

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

I know 🤣🥵

I really fucking am "

And so is he 😘

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

I know 🤣🥵

I really fucking am

And so is he 😘"

Smooth talker.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

I know 🤣🥵

I really fucking am

And so is he 😘

Smooth talker. "

What ... there both fit as hell 🤣🤷‍♀️

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By *gent CoulsonMan
2 days ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

There is a certain Scottish redhead, who lives in Leeds and makes me see "sparkles" when I see her occasional post

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By *oeBeansMan
2 days ago

Derby


"Red for Danger. The most luxurious body and the way she bites her bottom lip...ooft! Sadly I am outside her age range and even if I weren't, I feel that she would be in a different league..

·

Same and for the same reason... But the other way 😅

Piss off Joe — you're in everyone's age range. You make me want to be a foetus again! "

Are you serious? I'm literally counting the days until my 30th for new filters to open up 😂

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

I know 🤣🥵

I really fucking am

And so is he 😘

Smooth talker.

What ... there both fit as hell 🤣🤷‍♀️"

I know, I know.

You're still a smooth talker.

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
2 days ago

land of overweight munters

I've a thing for chunky and nicecouple

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
2 days ago

Reading

Hmm, to not get a reply means I would have been brave enough to message in the first place, which isn't likely to happen.

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I've a thing for chunky and nicecouple "

Me?

I thought you didn't like me tbh.

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Hmm, to not get a reply means I would have been brave enough to message in the first place, which isn't likely to happen. "

Pffffft.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
2 days ago

somewhere, someplace


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

I know 🤣🥵

I really fucking am

And so is he 😘

Smooth talker.

What ... there both fit as hell 🤣🤷‍♀️"

Oh to be a fly on the wall 🥵

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
2 days ago

land of overweight munters


"I've a thing for chunky and nicecouple

Me?

I thought you didn't like me tbh. "

Are you kidding

Your great

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By *r.ZeusMan
2 days ago

Basgiath War College


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

I know 🤣🥵

I really fucking am

And so is he 😘"

I know, I am very lucky

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 days ago

London


"

3.14 recurring...

Too much!! 🩲💦

You're a filthy maths-talking, porn-thighed animal YOLO 🤓😭

Have pity 😇"

And here we have my new email signature! 🤣

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I've a thing for chunky and nicecouple

Me?

I thought you didn't like me tbh.

Are you kidding

Your great "

You could always pm me and I'll explain x

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By *ookie46Woman
2 days ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Back when I first joined it was F & B and SMP3 but I did get replies from them, both great guys

More recently there was one, we messaged, became friends and had some great times together

Never be afraid to message just bite the bullet and do it

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream"

Snap 🤣

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
2 days ago

Niche


"

3.14 recurring...

Too much!! 🩲💦

You're a filthy maths-talking, porn-thighed animal YOLO 🤓😭

Have pity 😇

And here we have my new email signature! 🤣"

😜😜😜 you're welcome 😊 😂

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By *peedyGMan
2 days ago

Telford

I've viewed her profile too many times without ninja mode..... if she doesn't know that's on her

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By *all Fly GuyMan
2 days ago

South West

Unicorn magic.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

But my one true crush will always be YOLO and he knows it 🫶

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By *peedyGMan
2 days ago

Telford


"But my one true crush will always be YOLO and he knows it 🫶"

Atleast you said yours

Mine doesn't know exist 😂

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
2 days ago

Reading


"Hmm, to not get a reply means I would have been brave enough to message in the first place, which isn't likely to happen.

Pffffft. "

I'm quite happy in my fantasy world where they reply to me and we would have meets so good that the poets would write about them for years to come

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"But my one true crush will always be YOLO and he knows it 🫶

Atleast you said yours

Mine doesn't know exist 😂"

You should tell them 💪💪

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Hmm, to not get a reply means I would have been brave enough to message in the first place, which isn't likely to happen.

Pffffft.

I'm quite happy in my fantasy world where they reply to me and we would have meets so good that the poets would write about them for years to come

"

How romantic 😍

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"But my one true crush will always be YOLO and he knows it 🫶

Atleast you said yours

Mine doesn't know exist 😂"

Same here mate. Pffffft

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By *peedyGMan
2 days ago

Telford


"But my one true crush will always be YOLO and he knows it 🫶

Atleast you said yours

Mine doesn't know exist 😂

You should tell them 💪💪 "

Maybe one day i will be 💪😂

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By *peedyGMan
2 days ago

Telford


"But my one true crush will always be YOLO and he knows it 🫶

Atleast you said yours

Mine doesn't know exist 😂

Same here mate. Pffffft "

Tell me

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By *orkshire Male1971Man
2 days ago

Kirkella

Justforkicks 😍

Attractive

Sexy

Fabooblous Boobs

Gorgeous Pussy

Xxxx

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
2 days ago

Reading


"I've viewed her profile too many times without ninja mode..... if she doesn't know that's on her "

Maybe you should just message her. You might be surprised.

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By *effdelightMan
2 days ago

Grimsby

There was one called London nurse who was off the scale

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By *uperSalopian7Man
2 days ago

Shrewsbury


"But my one true crush will always be YOLO and he knows it 🫶

Atleast you said yours

Mine doesn't know exist 😂

You should tell them 💪💪

Maybe one day i will be 💪😂"

I can be your wingman Speedy

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"But my one true crush will always be YOLO and he knows it 🫶

Atleast you said yours

Mine doesn't know exist 😂

You should tell them 💪💪

Maybe one day i will be 💪😂"

Mate - go for it.

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
2 days ago

Reading


"Hmm, to not get a reply means I would have been brave enough to message in the first place, which isn't likely to happen.

Pffffft.

I'm quite happy in my fantasy world where they reply to me and we would have meets so good that the poets would write about them for years to come

How romantic 😍 "

My heart might have been broken recently but it will fix and I'm just a softie inside who still believes in finding the right person.

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By *tickytip44Man
2 days ago

ll18


"There was one called London nurse who was off the scale"

💯👌😉

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By *ockHardMcrCockMan
2 days ago

Manchester

Anna-Sam

Always had a thing for Redheads, but Anna is off the scale, amazing body, lips to die for, sultry, sexy and alluring, while being so fucking hot it’s amazing ! Grrr

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By *fffunCouple
2 days ago

Somewhere just outside London


"ChunkyGent- apparently he's a sex God. "

I was going to say. Everyone like a bit of chunky

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"ChunkyGent- apparently he's a sex God.

I was going to say. Everyone like a bit of chunky"

You can have more than a bit.

All you have to do is PM me

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By *isteramazingMan
2 days ago

Cambridge

[Removed by poster at 30/07/25 21:33:35]

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

I have 3 fab crushes atm.

1 chat with almost every day,

1 I try to chat to every day, but she doesn't read them often,

And 1 that I cant pm, but she should know by now.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"But my one true crush will always be YOLO and he knows it 🫶

Atleast you said yours

Mine doesn't know exist 😂

You should tell them 💪💪 "

I've tried that... To no avail 😭😭😭😭

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By *ate234567Woman
2 days ago

maidstone

I told him and he likes me yay!

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I told him and he likes me yay! "

Woop woop.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I told him and he likes me yay! "

Great news xx

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"I told him and he likes me yay! "

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘

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By *rC onlyMan
2 days ago

town

Yes !

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
2 days ago

somewhere, someplace


"I told him and he likes me yay! "

🥳🥳🥳

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
2 days ago

Reading


"I told him and he likes me yay! "

🩷🩷

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I told him and he likes me yay!

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘"

Definitely none my way so I live vicariously through others lol

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"I told him and he likes me yay!

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘

Definitely none my way so I live vicariously through others lol"

I bet there is 👀👀👀👀 we will hunt them down

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I told him and he likes me yay!

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘

Definitely none my way so I live vicariously through others lol

I bet there is 👀👀👀👀 we will hunt them down "

Team LMF

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By *peedyGMan
2 days ago

Telford


"I told him and he likes me yay!

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘

Definitely none my way so I live vicariously through others lol

I bet there is 👀👀👀👀 we will hunt them down

Team LMF "

Fellow metal head will help you

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
2 days ago

Voldsøy

There is only one I don't have the braves for. He's been one of my longest Fab crushes, and I just can't. Trumpets will sound when I finally pluck up the courage. Shortly followed by a sad trombone

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I told him and he likes me yay!

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘

Definitely none my way so I live vicariously through others lol

I bet there is 👀👀👀👀 we will hunt them down "

Good luck on your quest I've given up hope 🤣🤣🤣

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"There is only one I don't have the braves for. He's been one of my longest Fab crushes, and I just can't. Trumpets will sound when I finally pluck up the courage. Shortly followed by a sad trombone "

I'll tell him/her for you

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By *iss.BellaWoman
2 days ago

.


"I've viewed her profile too many times without ninja mode..... if she doesn't know that's on her "

She'll only know if she has site supporter

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I told him and he likes me yay!

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘

Definitely none my way so I live vicariously through others lol

I bet there is 👀👀👀👀 we will hunt them down

Team LMF

Fellow metal head will help you "

Ooh metal head you say??

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By *iss.BellaWoman
2 days ago

.


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger! "

Agreed 🤷‍♀️

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By *peedyGMan
2 days ago

Telford


"I've viewed her profile too many times without ninja mode..... if she doesn't know that's on her

She'll only know if she has site supporter "

She should pay up then 🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

Agreed 🤷‍♀️"

I'm jealous of both of them 😭😭

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By *ate234567Woman
2 days ago

maidstone


"I told him and he likes me yay!

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘"

It was amazing but definitely scary

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I told him and he likes me yay!

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘

It was amazing but definitely scary "

Lucky lady x

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By *iss.BellaWoman
2 days ago

.


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

Agreed 🤷‍♀️

I'm jealous of both of them 😭😭"

Oh to be a fly on the wall.. that's pervy as fuck But who cares

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By *iss.BellaWoman
2 days ago

.


"I've viewed her profile too many times without ninja mode..... if she doesn't know that's on her

She'll only know if she has site supporter

She should pay up then 🤣"

I think your best bet is to message her 🤷‍♀️😂

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By *peedyGMan
2 days ago

Telford


"I've viewed her profile too many times without ninja mode..... if she doesn't know that's on her

She'll only know if she has site supporter

She should pay up then 🤣

I think your best bet is to message her 🤷‍♀️😂"

Yeah i know i just messing

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
2 days ago

Maidstone

I'm not that much of an idiot to think it's worthwhile having a crush on anyone

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 days ago

Altrincham


"biggest fab crush - That you’ll never get a reply from ever.. mines bigharol….. nah.. joke. It’s “holly97” swoon….

Anyone else?"

******

Apart from my current FAB FB/BF I'd say JoeBeans because our 'friendship' came out of nowhere and I'm still shocked at the age difference

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

Agreed 🤷‍♀️

I'm jealous of both of them 😭😭

Oh to be a fly on the wall.. that's pervy as fuck But who cares "

Well we can fuck while watching them??

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By *eroLondonMan
2 days ago

Covent Garden


"Red for Danger. The most luxurious body and the way she bites her bottom lip...ooft! Sadly I am outside her age range and even if I weren't, I feel that she would be in a different league..

·

Same and for the same reason... But the other way 😅

Piss off Joe — you're in everyone's age range. You make me want to be a foetus again!

·

Are you serious? I'm literally counting the days until my 30th for new filters to open up 😂"

There will be a cohort of sirens beating a path to your door, and we'll all be getting caught in their slipstream! 🥲

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"biggest fab crush - That you’ll never get a reply from ever.. mines bigharol….. nah.. joke. It’s “holly97” swoon….

Anyone else?

******

Apart from my current FAB FB/BF I'd say JoeBeans because our 'friendship' came out of nowhere and I'm still shocked at the age difference

"

oooh you lucky minx xx

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By *otguy555Man
2 days ago

Bristol

I think Thickthighs25 is my biggest crush on here x

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By *quirrel!Man
2 days ago

Mansfield

That girl that lives miles and miles away!

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By *eroLondonMan
2 days ago

Covent Garden


"I think Thickthighs25 is my biggest crush on here x"

I would message her if I were you. No one else does. Never was there a woman cast into the soulless void of neglect.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I think Thickthighs25 is my biggest crush on here x

I would message her if I were you. No one else does. Never was there a woman cast into the soulless void of neglect. "

Oh I dunno... I whirling around there somewhere

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By *ayronfeetMan
2 days ago

Cardiff


"I'm not that much of an idiot to think it's worthwhile having a crush on anyone"
didn't have one but now I do 😍🔥😉

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By *sWyldWoman
2 days ago

Edinburgh


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

"

He used to be my crush too

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By *ate234567Woman
2 days ago

maidstone


"I told him and he likes me yay!

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘

It was amazing but definitely scary

Lucky lady x "

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
2 days ago

Cardiff

I never wear a bra, not for attention, because I don't like to wear bras

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I'm not that much of an idiot to think it's worthwhile having a crush on anyone didn't have one but now I do 😍🔥😉"

I'm giving up crushes.. not worth it ..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
2 days ago

Den of Iniquity

Rex 😈

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I never wear a bra, not for attention, because I don't like to wear bras"

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
2 days ago

Reading


"There is only one I don't have the braves for. He's been one of my longest Fab crushes, and I just can't. Trumpets will sound when I finally pluck up the courage. Shortly followed by a sad trombone

I'll tell him/her for you "

I’m happy to play Cupid for anyone 💘

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By *peedyGMan
2 days ago

Telford


"I'm not that much of an idiot to think it's worthwhile having a crush on anyone didn't have one but now I do 😍🔥😉

I'm giving up crushes.. not worth it .. "

I don't get sad about being crushed on

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By *sWyldWoman
2 days ago

Edinburgh

I have a current fab crush but I know it wouldn't ever be reciprocated so I just smile when he pops up on the forums and keep it secret

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"There is only one I don't have the braves for. He's been one of my longest Fab crushes, and I just can't. Trumpets will sound when I finally pluck up the courage. Shortly followed by a sad trombone

I'll tell him/her for you

I’m happy to play Cupid for anyone 💘"

Team cupid

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"There is only one I don't have the braves for. He's been one of my longest Fab crushes, and I just can't. Trumpets will sound when I finally pluck up the courage. Shortly followed by a sad trombone

I'll tell him/her for you

I’m happy to play Cupid for anyone 💘"

oh I've told my crushes... Got laughed out of town....

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I have a current fab crush but I know it wouldn't ever be reciprocated so I just smile when he pops up on the forums and keep it secret "

Can team cupid be of any assistance?

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By *iss fun timeWoman
2 days ago

mids

That would be telling

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"I think Thickthighs25 is my biggest crush on here x

I would message her if I were you. No one else does. Never was there a woman cast into the soulless void of neglect. "

My dear i think your mistaking the "your hot" shenanigans not the thou crusheths you. People i crush dont crush me back sob sob sobbeth! 🤣

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By *peedyGMan
2 days ago

Telford


"I think Thickthighs25 is my biggest crush on here x

I would message her if I were you. No one else does. Never was there a woman cast into the soulless void of neglect.

My dear i think your mistaking the "your hot" shenanigans not the thou crusheths you. People i crush dont crush me back sob sob sobbeth! 🤣"

Shit just sent you mine 😂

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By *sWyldWoman
2 days ago

Edinburgh


"I have a current fab crush but I know it wouldn't ever be reciprocated so I just smile when he pops up on the forums and keep it secret

Can team cupid be of any assistance? "

Nope . I keep my secrets

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