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By *eroLondon OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Mayfair

Dear gentlefolk,

A 'lifestyle and shopping' woman required for shopping trips. Will settle for a lady, maiden, damsel, goth or a siren. All applicants considered.

ㅤㅤ

💐— Åpply Withín —💐

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By *educing_EmCouple
45 weeks ago

Tipperary

How about an Irish disaster with a little belly and a foul mouth?

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By *oeBeansMan
45 weeks ago

Derby


"How about an Irish disaster with a little belly and a foul mouth?"

Keep going... I'm almost there

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By *oeBeansMan
45 weeks ago

Derby

Good luck with this Nero, with great power comes a hell of a shopping bill! 😳

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I heard shopping trips and stopped reading after that. Pick me, choose me! I’d also like to add that me and @Em come as a package deal if that will sway your decision any😏

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By *exyScientistsCouple
45 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Dear gentlefolk,

A 'lifestyle and shopping' woman required for shopping trips. Will settle for a lady, maiden, damsel, goth or a siren. All applicants considered.

ㅤㅤ

💐— Åpply Withín —💐"

I hate shopping but I'll drink coffee and complain while trying to look enthusiastic at everything you try on 😁

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
45 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

I hate shopping. Might be down for a snack run mind

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By *ools and the brainCouple
45 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Dear gentlefolk,

A 'lifestyle and shopping' woman required for shopping trips. Will settle for a lady, maiden, damsel, goth or a siren. All applicants considered.

ㅤㅤ

💐— Åpply Withín —💐"

Will you settle for a big hairy dude as long as you pay for my lunch

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good luck with this Nero, with great power comes a hell of a shopping bill! 😳"

You know Joe, I think you're right. I rarely think these things through. I have Primark™ vouchers however.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Good luck with this Nero, with great power comes a hell of a shopping bill! 😳

You know Joe, I think you're right. I rarely think these things through. I have Primark™ vouchers however."

That’ll do.

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By *bi HaiveMan
45 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"How about an Irish disaster with a little belly and a foul mouth?

Keep going... I'm almost there"

😂😂😂😂😂

Smooth Joe, smooth.....😉😂😂

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
45 weeks ago

Reading


"Dear gentlefolk,

A 'lifestyle and shopping' woman required for shopping trips. Will settle for a lady, maiden, damsel, goth or a siren. All applicants considered.

ㅤㅤ

💐— Åpply Withín —💐"

I'm very good at spending other people's money. Can't make any promises that you'll have anything to show for it at the end though.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I heard shopping trips and stopped reading after that. Pick me, choose me! I’d also like to add that me and @Em come as a package deal if that will sway your decision any😏"

I think I'm swayed. 🛍️

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By *oeBeansMan
45 weeks ago

Derby


"Good luck with this Nero, with great power comes a hell of a shopping bill! 😳

You know Joe, I think you're right. I rarely think these things through. I have Primark™ vouchers however.

That’ll do. "

You're welcome, Nero. #Wingman 😎

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Dear gentlefolk,

A 'lifestyle and shopping' woman required for shopping trips. Will settle for a lady, maiden, damsel, goth or a siren. All applicants considered.

ㅤㅤ

💐— Åpply Withín —💐

·

I hate shopping but I'll drink coffee and complain while trying to look enthusiastic at everything you try on 😁 "

It will have to be Caffé Nero™ coffee. Nothing else compares. ☕

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
45 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Pick me, pick me.

I'm urbane, curious, interested in many things.

As long as there's coffee and the odd repast, I'll be happy.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Pick me, pick me.

I'm urbane, curious, interested in many things.

As long as there's coffee and the odd repast, I'll be happy. "

It's long overdue, my pulchritude. You are a worthy candidate/candy-date.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"I heard shopping trips and stopped reading after that. Pick me, choose me! I’d also like to add that me and @Em come as a package deal if that will sway your decision any😏

I think I'm swayed. 🛍️"

I knew you would be 😉

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By *ou only live onceMan
45 weeks ago

London


"I heard shopping trips and stopped reading after that. Pick me, choose me! I’d also like to add that me and @Em come as a package deal if that will sway your decision any😏

I think I'm swayed. 🛍️"

Hang on, hang on...Nero, need a bag carrier?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
45 weeks ago

Round the bend

I hate shopping. Can we just go for afternoon tea? ☕ 🍰

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By *ivinefoxWoman
45 weeks ago

Coventry

I love shopping!! Shoes, clothes, jewellry, cakes, flowers, anything really! Makes me happy...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Dear gentlefolk,

A 'lifestyle and shopping' woman required for shopping trips. Will settle for a lady, maiden, damsel, goth or a siren. All applicants considered.

ㅤㅤ

💐— Åpply Withín —💐

·

Will you settle for a big hairy dude as long as you pay for my lunch "

How hairy? 🙂

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I heard shopping trips and stopped reading after that. Pick me, choose me! I’d also like to add that me and @Em come as a package deal if that will sway your decision any😏

I think I'm swayed. 🛍️

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Hang on, hang on...Nero, need a bag carrier? "

I have a carrier bag. Is that the same thing?

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By *urvyMilf4BlackMenWoman
45 weeks ago

Norwich

I'd love to but I've never found an offer of money from a man without conditions or expectations.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I'd love to but I've never found an offer of money from a man without conditions or expectations. "

I'm sorry but it's all with conditions and expectations: the conditions are that they have to saunter the Dickensian cobbled streets of ye olde London Towne popping into one emporium or another, and the expectations are congeniality.

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By *nnCeeWoman
45 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Dear gentlefolk,

A 'lifestyle and shopping' woman required for shopping trips. Will settle for a lady, maiden, damsel, goth or a siren. All applicants considered.

ㅤㅤ

💐— Åpply Withín —💐"

I'm not sure my taste is as exquisite as yours, sir. You may end up with some right tat!! But happy to help, if required!

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