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"I've been on this page on this platform for 2 months and I haven't been able to finalise an appointment with anyone because all the couples or women deny me I don't know if I'm very ugly or what's wrong with me or it's difficult because of the platform they think I'm a person who doesn't give them security" To get an appointment with me you have to go through the automated response before getting through to my rottweiler of a receptionist..... #TopTip tell her you have rectal issues, she'll put you right through | |||
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"I've been on this page on this platform for 2 months and I haven't been able to finalise an appointment with anyone because all the couples or women deny me I don't know if I'm very ugly or what's wrong with me or it's difficult because of the platform they think I'm a person who doesn't give them security To get an appointment with me you have to go through the automated response before getting through to my rottweiler of a receptionist..... #TopTip tell her you have rectal issues, she'll put you right through " I'm now picturing a rottweiler behind a desk ina pair of specs 😂 | |||
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"I've been on this page on this platform for 2 months and I haven't been able to finalise an appointment with anyone because all the couples or women deny me I don't know if I'm very ugly or what's wrong with me or it's difficult because of the platform they think I'm a person who doesn't give them security To get an appointment with me you have to go through the automated response before getting through to my rottweiler of a receptionist..... #TopTip tell her you have rectal issues, she'll put you right through I'm now picturing a rottweiler behind a desk ina pair of specs 😂" Give her a curly wig and yeah, that's her | |||
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"Appointments? You’re not going to see the GP. " Tbf hed never get one of them appts either so maybe the outcome is similar 🤷♀️ | |||
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"I've been on this page on this platform for 2 months and I haven't been able to finalise an appointment with anyone because all the couples or women deny me I don't know if I'm very ugly or what's wrong with me or it's difficult because of the platform they think I'm a person who doesn't give them security To get an appointment with me you have to go through the automated response before getting through to my rottweiler of a receptionist..... #TopTip tell her you have rectal issues, she'll put you right through I'm now picturing a rottweiler behind a desk ina pair of specs 😂 Give her a curly wig and yeah, that's her" Bet she's great with patients | |||
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"Appointments? You’re not going to see the GP. Tbf hed never get one of them appts either so maybe the outcome is similar 🤷♀️" Still more likely than here I'd recjon | |||
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"🤣 I don't mean to laugh but can't help it. I think the OP like many men needs a little reality check. Women aren't here for you. We are here for ourselves. Our wants, needs and desires. Its no picnic though. Finding what we want is often like a needle in a haystack. You need to manage your expectations and exceed ours. " 100% this. 👍🏻 | |||
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"And you also need to start trying to book at 8am please if you call at 8.30 your not getting in " If you can get through | |||
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"And you also need to start trying to book at 8am please if you call at 8.30 your not getting in If you can get through" Hahaha you have no chance the receptionists are sat there laughing at you 🤣 | |||
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"And you also need to start trying to book at 8am please if you call at 8.30 your not getting in If you can get through Hahaha you have no chance the receptionists are sat there laughing at you 🤣" I know right. Phone line opens at 810 and they say it's full and should have phoned earlier | |||
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"And you also need to start trying to book at 8am please if you call at 8.30 your not getting in If you can get through Hahaha you have no chance the receptionists are sat there laughing at you 🤣 I know right. Phone line opens at 810 and they say it's full and should have phoned earlier " 🤣🤣🤣🤣 they love it | |||
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"🤣 I don't mean to laugh but can't help it. I think the OP like many men needs a little reality check. Women aren't here for you. We are here for ourselves. Our wants, needs and desires. Its no picnic though. Finding what we want is often like a needle in a haystack. You need to manage your expectations and exceed ours. " Ms Wyld you are absolutely spot on ♥️♥️♥️ | |||
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"And you also need to start trying to book at 8am please if you call at 8.30 your not getting in If you can get through Hahaha you have no chance the receptionists are sat there laughing at you 🤣 I know right. Phone line opens at 810 and they say it's full and should have phoned earlier 🤣🤣🤣🤣 they love it " The most evil people on the planet realistically | |||
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"And you also need to start trying to book at 8am please if you call at 8.30 your not getting in If you can get through Hahaha you have no chance the receptionists are sat there laughing at you 🤣 I know right. Phone line opens at 810 and they say it's full and should have phoned earlier " Fuck I’ll never get one. My watch only goes up to 12.. | |||
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"[cita] La lista de espera es enorme... tiempo de cita de 12-18 meses ![]() I've had one meet directly from fab in years, don't take it so seriously | |||
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"And you also need to start trying to book at 8am please if you call at 8.30 your not getting in If you can get through Hahaha you have no chance the receptionists are sat there laughing at you 🤣 I know right. Phone line opens at 810 and they say it's full and should have phoned earlier Fuck I’ll never get one. My watch only goes up to 12.." You'll have to join the queue regardless | |||
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"I've been on this page on this platform for 2 months and I haven't been able to finalise an appointment with anyone because all the couples or women deny me I don't know if I'm very ugly or what's wrong with me or it's difficult because of the platform they think I'm a person who doesn't give them security" Not another attention seeking bloke oh am i ugly etc give your head a wobble. You come across needy and desperate. | |||
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"I've been on this page on this platform for 2 months and I haven't been able to finalise an appointment with anyone because all the couples or women deny me I don't know if I'm very ugly or what's wrong with me or it's difficult because of the platform they think I'm a person who doesn't give them security Not another attention seeking bloke oh am i ugly etc give your head a wobble. You come across needy and desperate." Bit harsh | |||
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"I've been on this page on this platform for 2 months and I haven't been able to finalise an appointment with anyone because all the couples or women deny me I don't know if I'm very ugly or what's wrong with me or it's difficult because of the platform they think I'm a person who doesn't give them security Not another attention seeking bloke oh am i ugly etc give your head a wobble. You come across needy and desperate." Hey come on now. That isn't nice. Sometimes it makes guys feel like they're worthless especially with the lack of replies. | |||
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"🤣 I don't mean to laugh but can't help it. I think the OP like many men needs a little reality check. Women aren't here for you. We are here for ourselves. Our wants, needs and desires. Its no picnic though. Finding what we want is often like a needle in a haystack. You need to manage your expectations and exceed ours. " This sums it up perfectly👍 | |||
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"I understand everyone with your messages, all I want is to meet someone to start in this beautiful world" Welcome to the forums OP 🌈 The realisation for most people here soon hits after joining that there has to be a mutual attraction for others to want to arrange to meet you or even message you back. Make your profile the best it can be. Detail what you can bring to a potential partner and what you would like in return. Have fun on the forums. Make friends Have a laugh. Don’t think you’ll get laid overnight. Delete the silly disclaimer at the bottom of your profile… it means nothing and makes you look daft. Have fun. Wear sunscreen. Namaste 🌈 | |||
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"I understand everyone with your messages, all I want is to meet someone to start in this beautiful world" Every guy says the same, guys join here and automatically think the ladies will drop their knickers and give you sex….it doesn’t work that way I’m afraid Mrs | |||
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"I've been on this page on this platform for 2 months and I haven't been able to finalise an appointment with anyone because all the couples or women deny me I don't know if I'm very ugly or what's wrong with me or it's difficult because of the platform they think I'm a person who doesn't give them security Not another attention seeking bloke oh am i ugly etc give your head a wobble. You come across needy and desperate." No need for the nasty comment! | |||
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"It is just tough for single guys mate. It is nothing personal. We have all been rejected, I certainly have. My advice would be get yourself down to clubs and socials and make yourself known. " Good advice 👍 ![]() | |||
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"I've been on this page on this platform for 2 months and I haven't been able to finalise an appointment with anyone because all the couples or women deny me I don't know if I'm very ugly or what's wrong with me or it's difficult because of the platform they think I'm a person who doesn't give them security" Punctuation helps. | |||
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"I've been on this page on this platform for 2 months and I haven't been able to finalise an appointment with anyone because all the couples or women deny me I don't know if I'm very ugly or what's wrong with me or it's difficult because of the platform they think I'm a person who doesn't give them security Punctuation helps. " I'm guessing EAL. Which allows him a little latitude from me. ![]() | |||
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"Wait hang on what the fu.. oh you guys killed him already. Sterling work! Brew anyone? 😁" Milk, no sugar ta | |||
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"Wait hang on what the fu.. oh you guys killed him already. Sterling work! Brew anyone? 😁" Yeah, I got biscuits? | |||
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"Wait hang on what the fu.. oh you guys killed him already. Sterling work! Brew anyone? 😁 Yeah, I got biscuits? " Bourbon or nothing | |||
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"[cita] La lista de espera es enorme... tiempo de cita de 12-18 meses ![]() Dude… I’ve been single over a year on here and still haven’t found what I’m looking for. I get “ appointments “ cancelled on me all the time and have been stood up lots of times… it’s not just an issue for guys! Many try being more engaged than whiney x | |||
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"I've been on this page on this platform for 2 months and I haven't been able to finalise an appointment with anyone because all the couples or women deny me I don't know if I'm very ugly or what's wrong with me or it's difficult because of the platform they think I'm a person who doesn't give them security Not another attention seeking bloke oh am i ugly etc give your head a wobble. You come across needy and desperate." He's only young. Young enough to be your grandson. They don't understand how this works. please do not scare him off. some of us need young cock. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Wait hang on what the fu.. oh you guys killed him already. Sterling work! Brew anyone? 😁 Yeah, I got biscuits? Bourbon or nothing " I'll have a rummage about and see what I got. I did have Jaffa cakes but I ate 'em | |||
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"I've been on this page on this platform for 2 months and I haven't been able to finalise an appointment with anyone because all the couples or women deny me I don't know if I'm very ugly or what's wrong with me or it's difficult because of the platform they think I'm a person who doesn't give them security Not another attention seeking bloke oh am i ugly etc give your head a wobble. You come across needy and desperate. He's only young. Young enough to be your grandson. They don't understand how this works. please do not scare him off. some of us need young cock. ![]() ![]() Sitting up like a meerkat all of a sudden 😍😂 | |||
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"Appointments? You’re not going to see the GP. " Unless he sets filters he'll see that GP..Giant Penis | |||
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"I've been on this page on this platform for 2 months and I haven't been able to finalise an appointment with anyone because all the couples or women deny me I don't know if I'm very ugly or what's wrong with me or it's difficult because of the platform they think I'm a person who doesn't give them security Not another attention seeking bloke oh am i ugly etc give your head a wobble. You come across needy and desperate. He's only young. Young enough to be your grandson. They don't understand how this works. please do not scare him off. some of us need young cock. ![]() ![]() Lol! Sir are you not in Ireland or are in DV8 kent? All over the place. ![]() | |||
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"Appointments? You’re not going to see the GP. Unless he sets filters he'll see that GP..Giant Penis" Very naughty. | |||
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"I've been on this page on this platform for 2 months and I haven't been able to finalise an appointment with anyone because all the couples or women deny me I don't know if I'm very ugly or what's wrong with me or it's difficult because of the platform they think I'm a person who doesn't give them security" Don't take it personally. Couples in the swinging community tend to be considered the holy grail and have a VIP waiting list as long as your legs from the "hundreds" of mails they get everyday. ![]() | |||
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"You've been here two months sone people wait 6 months to a year Calling them appointments ![]() He's maybe not got English as a first language. How good is your Spanish? | |||
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"You've been here two months sone people wait 6 months to a year Calling them appointments ![]() Exactly my point… I wonder how proficient people on this thread are in other languages. Thank you for calling it out. | |||
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"This thread has made my eyes roll so much they hurt. 1) Single women are often inundated with offers from men - even those that state “not looking for men” or similar will get many message them 2) single women or couples looking for men will have a lot of choice, make yourself stand out if you’re not a 10 3) many couples and plenty of women on here have commitments away from swinging that sometimes makes them difficult to meet or will mean they need to cancel at short notice There’s no conspiracy, just reality " Exactley this. Making arrangements, for us, is difficult due to the fact that our lives are dictated to by our business. | |||
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"This thread has made my eyes roll so much they hurt. 1) Single women are often inundated with offers from men - even those that state “not looking for men” or similar will get many message them 2) single women or couples looking for men will have a lot of choice, make yourself stand out if you’re not a 10 3) many couples and plenty of women on here have commitments away from swinging that sometimes makes them difficult to meet or will mean they need to cancel at short notice There’s no conspiracy, just reality " This is spot on! | |||
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"Can't get an appointment either? Goes to show how stuffed the NHS is with the queue waits. " The appointments are usually taken up by time waster who don't show up 🤣😖 fab and GP land alike lol | |||
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"If it's true it wasn't the word to refer to but they don't even do it to speak" The site is not instashag. Not desperate people wanting sex. Swinging is an entirely different thing to what you maybe think it is | |||
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"I've been on this page on this platform for 2 months and I haven't been able to finalise an appointment with anyone because all the couples or women deny me I don't know if I'm very ugly or what's wrong with me or it's difficult because of the platform they think I'm a person who doesn't give them security Not another attention seeking bloke oh am i ugly etc give your head a wobble. You come across needy and desperate. No need for the nasty comment!" Thank you very much for the message | |||
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"You've been here two months sone people wait 6 months to a year Calling them appointments ![]() People just love to criticise or ridicule. It's clear what he means . They know what they're doing too. He speaks more languages than they do I bet. They probably just manage English | |||
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"[cita] Has estado aquí dos meses, la gente espera de 6 meses a un año Llamándolos con citas ![]() I don't need to be good at Spanish when deciding if I will meet you. It's all about personality and appeal | |||
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