FabSwingers.com forum: What is the dumbest thing you've done recently?

By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
2 days ago

North West

Mine was panicking and looking for my car keys without realising they were in my bloody hands.

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By *inxy777Woman
2 days ago

essex

Left my car fob in the car and went shopping!

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By *exyInLatinMan
2 days ago

Warsop

I had a friend over and they were waiting at the front door for me to open it but I couldn’t find my house keys so they had to come in round the back….the keys were just on the side 🤦‍♂️

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
2 days ago

Maidstone

Tried to reason with my ex

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By *ovetolick78Man
2 days ago

Minas Tirith

Cock up the chance of a dream meet.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

Booked myself an appointment to have my anal glands expressed didnt realise until the vets rang me to tell me id booked myself instead of the dog 🤷‍♀️

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
2 days ago

East Sussex

Sneezing while filling the kettle from the water jug. The whole worktop was flooded

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By *es not the MessiahMan
2 days ago

3rd rock from the sun

Rejoined fab

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By *ty31Man
2 days ago

NW London

Learned the hard way that when you get mistaken for your female friend's son (only a 7 year age gap) the correct reaction is NOT TO LAUGH..

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By *p4u69Man
2 days ago

Birmingham

"Rejoined fab"

You stole thd words right out of my mouth

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
2 days ago

Basingstoke

Logged on to Fabswingers this morning and read some of the forum threads 🤦🏻‍♀️ (present thread excepted)

I've now lost whatever tiny iota of my faith in Fab users was actually remaining when I was last online...

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By *onjon123Man
2 days ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Mine was making the mistake of walking past the apprentice the other week while he was working with a grinder,he thought it would be funny to see how close he could get to me with it tripped and sliced my arm open

Not the best start to a Wednesday

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By *nnandElleCouple
2 days ago

Brackley

Looking for my phone on Friday while actually having it up to my ear, mid-conversation.

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By *inxy777Woman
2 days ago

essex

"Mine was making the mistake of walking past the apprentice the other week while he was working with a grinder,he thought it would be funny to see how close he could get to me with it tripped and sliced my arm open

Not the best start to a Wednesday "
oh blimey, no it wasn’t, hope you ok. X

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By *peedyGMan
2 days ago

Telford

Made myself a cuppa yesterday morning, took a sip and realised i hadn't boiled the bloody kettle.... again!

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By *lue NotebooksCouple
2 days ago

Merseyside

Tried to use too heavy a dumbbell when doing step ups in the gym, lost my balance and very nearly fell over spectacularly (managed to save it but I still would have looked quite funny)

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By *dinMan
2 days ago

Birmingham

Believing what someone told me rather than trusting gut instincts x

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 days ago

East London

I don't do dumb things.

I'm too smart

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
2 days ago

Norwich

Believing young women chatting to me on here were genuine!

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By *ucka39Man
2 days ago

Newcastle

Nearly put the kettle in the fridge

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By *onjon123Man
2 days ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Not the best start to a Wednesday oh blimey, no it wasn’t, hope you ok. X"

Yeah twas just a flesh wound

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Mine was panicking and looking for my car keys without realising they were in my bloody hands. "

🤣🤣🤣 ... Many years ago I managed to lock my scooter keys inside my scooter... D'oh ! Thankfully I had a spare set at home and my husband came to my rescue 🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Booked myself an appointment to have my anal glands expressed didnt realise until the vets rang me to tell me id booked myself instead of the dog 🤷‍♀️"

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I bet that made them laugh their heads off !

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
2 days ago

from mars

Renewed my pass

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By *lubchuckerMan
2 days ago

Oxfordshire

I went to bed and left the front and back doors wide open, it was one of those really hot and sticky evenings and i completely forgot.

Luckyly nobody came in and took advantage of me

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
2 days ago

Gloucester

Tried to have an intelligent conversation with someone who can’t understand other peoples points of view

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 days ago

Leeds

"Believing what someone told me rather than trusting gut instincts x"

This 💯%. Never again!

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By *ornyOlder1000Man
2 days ago

Bury

Joined a dating site for a month. What a f**king waste of time and effort. I should know better!

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By *issmorganWoman
2 days ago

Calderdale innit

"I went to bed and left the front and back doors wide open, it was one of those really hot and sticky evenings and i completely forgot.

Luckyly nobody came in and took advantage of me

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. I left my keys on the outside of the door once, whilst I worked a 12.5 hr shift.

Thankfully they were still there when I got home and everything was in tact.

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By *idssissyTV/TS
2 days ago

Nr cricket ground birm

Prepared for a meet that didn't happen

At least it was at mine so hadn't wasted time going out

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By *londebiguyMan
2 days ago

Southport

Searching for the cuppa that if just made.

No joy.

Made another and getting the milk from the fridge I found the first one in there.

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By *appy-go- luckyMan
2 days ago

Bedford

Read on the forums somewhere that you can message yourself on here. So like a twat i messaged myself to see if you could

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By *ittlebirdWoman
2 days ago

The Big Smoke

Fed the cat the tuna I had got out for my sandwich and nearly made mine with the cat tuna 🤮

He was a happy cat though so I had a cheese sandwich instead 😘

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Read on the forums somewhere that you can message yourself on here. So like a twat i messaged myself to see if you could

And have you got a reply yet ? 🤣🤣

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
2 days ago

Aberdeen

Haha, i had a good laugh at some of these.

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
2 days ago

North West

"Read on the forums somewhere that you can message yourself on here. So like a twat i messaged myself to see if you could

And have you got a reply yet ? 🤣🤣"

He can't ignore himself can he 😂

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By *ickafterdarkMan
2 days ago

London

Being polite by replying to a guy on fab and trying to explain that my status of ‘straight’ is actually real. Unlike a lot of other people’s.

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By *appy-go- luckyMan
2 days ago

Bedford

"Read on the forums somewhere that you can message yourself on here. So like a twat i messaged myself to see if you could

And have you got a reply yet ? 🤣🤣"

I read it but it still said unread. Im not giving up yet so im gonna give it another go later on when I'm bored again 🤣

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By *ust in abitMan
2 days ago

South West

I didn't send £50,000 to a Nigerian Prince but my friend did and he's now got 10 thousand bitcoin in a Swiss bank account.

Just my luck

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Read on the forums somewhere that you can message yourself on here. So like a twat i messaged myself to see if you could

And have you got a reply yet ? 🤣🤣

I read it but it still said unread. Im not giving up yet so im gonna give it another go later on when I'm bored again 🤣 "

🤣🤣🤣😁

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Read on the forums somewhere that you can message yourself on here. So like a twat i messaged myself to see if you could

And have you got a reply yet ? 🤣🤣

He can't ignore himself can he 😂"

Oh I dunno..I'm pretty good at ignoring myself... It usually lands me in escapades and shenanigans 🤣🤣🤣

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By *arkstaffsMan
2 days ago

Rugeley

Deciding to give the cat a bath wasn't the cleverest idea...

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By *rdere OpusCouple
2 days ago

Brum - ish

Start pruning my buddleia. Boring and my shoulders ache.

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By *oobaaMan
2 days ago

South Shields

broke my hand in a car accident a couple weeks ago..had the bandage taken off on friday. came home and tripped on the bottom step of the stairs and landed on my broken hand...back to A&E.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"broke my hand in a car accident a couple weeks ago..had the bandage taken off on friday. came home and tripped on the bottom step of the stairs and landed on my broken hand...back to A&E."

Ouch ! Bloody hell I bet that hurt!

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
2 days ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Responded to the stupid people

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By *iggingMan
2 days ago

Oldham

Went to work this morning..ffs doing the same dumb thing tomorrow.

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By *indergirlWoman
2 days ago

somewhere, someplace

Tried to have an intelligent conversation on here with people who are too pig headed and believe everything they hear on YouTube

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By *layfullsamMan
2 days ago

Solihull

Played grand national on the way back from the pub and climbed a tall tree at 3am

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
2 days ago

little house on the praire

For once I dont think I've done anything stupid for awhile

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By *ealitybitesMan
2 days ago

Belfast

Posted on an age verification thread that is full of Chicken Lickens

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By *iggingMan
2 days ago

Oldham

"Tried to have an intelligent conversation on here with people who are too pig headed and believe everything they hear on YouTube "

Never good...my mate believes everything on there and spent a lot of money on all sorts of ventures on there..none of which he has seen through til the end.

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By *ack1971Man
2 days ago

Cork

I was distracted answering a phone call and put some dishes in the dryer next to the dishwasher.

Switched it on didn't I.

Laundry in a basket on the floor still.

Herself just rolled her eyeballs and obviously thought she won the jackpot when she chose me.

A real winner.

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By *esigned_For_FunWoman
2 days ago

wherever I am. ;)

Too numerous to mention atm. Full on menopausal brain fog and started a new job. Christ, they must think they've employed the local idiot.

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 days ago

Up North

I’m not ready to fully out myself in a public forum … but I will say that the least stupid thing I’ve done this week is put the washing up liquid in the fridge. Took me 3 days to find it.

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By *indergirlWoman
2 days ago

somewhere, someplace

"I’m not ready to fully out myself in a public forum … but I will say that the least stupid thing I’ve done this week is put the washing up liquid in the fridge. Took me 3 days to find it. "

Haha I've done that, found it next to the milk 😂😂

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 days ago

Altrincham

Walked down from Neuschwanstein Castle, absolutely knackered now!

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
2 days ago

Café Leblanc, Stourbridge

He was called Andrew

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By *midnight-Woman
2 days ago

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"Made myself a cuppa yesterday morning, took a sip and realised i hadn't boiled the bloody kettle.... again!"

Oh I do this quite frequently, but can usually tell from the sound of the water?

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By *midnight-Woman
2 days ago

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I fat fingered and accidentally removed a block on someone - but I can't remember who 🙄🙄🙄

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By *inballs99Man
2 days ago

Blackheath

Getting married

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By *he OpalsnakeMan
2 days ago

Thirsk

Earlier I took a call from my sister and was convinced my phone was broken because I couldn't hear her...

My phone was connected to my headphones...

I have done this many times 🤦‍♂️

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By *oredmum1982Woman
2 days ago

lincoln

Joined here…..but probably not for why you’d think

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By *hortieWoman
2 days ago

Northampton

"Renewed my pass "

😲

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 That is all.. carry on 😈

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By *anielpiercedMan
2 days ago

Drove from Bristol to Manchester only to realise when I arrived I'd left my house keys in Bristol so had to drive all the way back to get them

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By *emptme1993Man
2 days ago

Manchester

The list is quite extensive tbh, last one was probably looking for my cap everywhere in a golf buggy my bag etc on the 18th hole determined that I started a round wearing it, yep I didn’t even bring it out of the hotel never mind to the course

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
2 days ago

Hereabouts

A lot, tbf

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By *ickylouCouple
2 days ago

Birmingham

Deleted a message on here by mistake

Quickly scrolled back and message was there

Pressed mark as unread

Refreshed page

Now have one message unread and no messages

Can’t get rid of one unread message now

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By *es not the MessiahMan
2 days ago

3rd rock from the sun

"I fat fingered and accidentally removed a block on someone - but I can't remember who 🙄🙄🙄"

It was me

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By *ust_james_1999Man
2 days ago

birmingham

Tripped over air

Accidently moved my own chair from under me when sitting

Top two ha

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
2 days ago

Voldsøy

I looked for my phone while it was in my hand... again! At least I didn't use the torch on it to find it this time, so I call that a win!

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"I fat fingered and accidentally removed a block on someone - but I can't remember who 🙄🙄🙄"

Nope it wasn't me either

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Apparently I do lots of dumb things without even knowing I've done them.

Go figure.

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By *eys00Man
2 days ago

have boots will travel

Logged back into Fab 😂

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
2 days ago

near Putney Heath

"Booked myself an appointment to have my anal glands expressed didnt realise until the vets rang me to tell me id booked myself instead of the dog 🤷‍♀️"

Cackle.

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By *arab121Woman
2 days ago

Somewhere

I was being introduced to some senior managers recently and I was debating in my head whether to say "nice to meet you" or "lovely to meet you", my gob went with neither option, I shook hands with one and said "I love you", mortified and seriously considering Australia as a new home.

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"I was being introduced to some senior managers recently and I was debating in my head whether to say "nice to meet you" or "lovely to meet you", my gob went with neither option, I shook hands with one and said "I love you", mortified and seriously considering Australia as a new home."

Hilarious - sorry. That must've been awful.

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By *heVikingJarlMan
2 days ago

behind you

Thought I'd get another meet on here

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By *ustice 500Man
2 days ago

huddersfield

Fell for someone on fab

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By *rikTheVikingMan
2 days ago

Swansea

"Fell for someone on fab "

It happens more often than you think

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