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Fab Bond :TodgerMoore
Fb Bond's friends:Beardedguy83 and Sartorial
Fab Archvillain :Theopalsnake
Other Villains:DestructionDolly and EvaRose
Fab Villain's Henchpeople: Davina TV, Madame Boots and Missilia Amori
Fab Bond's and friends' leading interests:DavinaTV, Minxy777 and Lancashireredhead
Fab Bond's and friends' other interests :Preachersdaughter, JulieScrumptious and Mobilebottom. Tindergirl is rumoured to appear too.
Fab Miss Moneypenny(shared job): Elderflower-Apple and Kate234567
Fab M Team : Morphia (lead), LittleMissFlirty, Flyingsolo1000, SpeedyG and Glynn
Fab Q Team: Chunky Gent(lead), Die Hard2, Mr Black85 and Super Salopian
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"Is this the right time to say ive never seen a James bond film " | |||
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"😁 Yay! Thanks MB." Henchperson and Leading interest . A little twist to the plot | |||
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"Oooh awesome thank you I baggsy being Villain henchperson for Theo 🥰☺️" You're hired!! 😉 | |||
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"Can't think of a better group of co-villians 😜 we need a name! " Indeed you all do | |||
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"I hereby swear to understand the role of M with professionalism and loyalty. Actually bollocks to that, I'm off to play with all Q's toys and to confiscate the Aston Martin." Your new sex chair is ready. | |||
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"Can't think of a better group of co-villians 😜 we need a name! " Eve of Destruction is right there 😉 | |||
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"Don't forget yo have a look at the theme song lyrics on the vote thread too "I’m impressed. Nice work  | |||
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"Don't forget yo have a look at the theme song lyrics on the vote thread too
I’m impressed. Nice work "Thanks, 'leading interest' eh? | |||
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"Can't think of a better group of co-villians 😜 we need a name! Eve of Destruction is right there 😉" 🥂 | |||
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"Username formally changed to the villain alternative 🤨" You had me confused for a mo. I thought I was seeing things | |||
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"Username formally changed to the villain alternative 🤨" Not playing "Dr. Ho" or "Blowfelch"? 😝 | |||
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"So, as an evil henchperson,I shall be playing "Miss Ann Thropee". As leading interest, I shall of course be playing "Amanda Topme". 😜 "Excellent! | |||
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"Username formally changed to the villain alternative 🤨 Not playing "Dr. Ho" or "Blowfelch"? 😝" 🤣😂 fine suggestions both but not really my style. | |||
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"Username formally changed to the villain alternative 🤨 Not playing "Dr. Ho" or "Blowfelch"? 😝 🤣😂 fine suggestions both but not really my style. " No, that's true. I like what you've chosen.  | |||
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"Oooh awesome thank you I baggsy being Villain henchperson for Theo 🥰☺️ You're hired!! 😉" I'll be Miss Ilia Bumpemoff  | |||
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"So, when does... shooting... start? 😏 "A while yet. We need everyone to accept their role first and choose their stage name | |||
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"So, when does... shooting... start? 😏
A while yet. We need everyone to accept their role first and choose their stage name "Accepted. Boris Goodenough | |||
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"So, when does... shooting... start? 😏 "You need to visit the Q branch first to collect you weapon of choice. | |||
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"Oh thank you for this award.. too soon?😂😂😂" You accept the role then? What's your stage name for the movie? | |||
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"Oh thank you for this award.. too soon?😂😂😂 You accept the role then? What's your stage name for the movie? " I do, oh I need to think about that. X | |||
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"I hereby swear to understand the role of M with professionalism and loyalty. Actually bollocks to that, I'm off to play with all Q's toys and to confiscate the Aston Martin." Can I come with you, I hear Q has some interesting toys that might need testing
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"I hereby swear to understand the role of M with professionalism and loyalty. Actually bollocks to that, I'm off to play with all Q's toys and to confiscate the Aston Martin. Can I come with you, I hear Q has some interesting toys that might need testing
"You need access for that after you officially accept the role and pick your stage name. Then you can try all the props  | |||
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"I hereby swear to understand the role of M with professionalism and loyalty. Actually bollocks to that, I'm off to play with all Q's toys and to confiscate the Aston Martin. Can I come with you, I hear Q has some interesting toys that might need testing
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"Oooh awesome thank you I baggsy being Villain henchperson for Theo 🥰☺️ You're hired!! 😉 I'll be Miss Ilia Bumpemoff "Sterling work m'dear. As per the rules the arsenal of villainous weapons is now at your disposal. 😉 | |||
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"Oooh awesome thank you I baggsy being Villain henchperson for Theo 🥰☺️ You're hired!! 😉 I'll be Miss Ilia Bumpemoff
Sterling work m'dear. As per the rules the arsenal of villainous weapons is now at your disposal. 😉"You already know. And it's several methods of dispatch... I ain't telling anyone else because I like the element of surprise  | |||
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"I hereby swear to understand the role of M with professionalism and loyalty. Actually bollocks to that, I'm off to play with all Q's toys and to confiscate the Aston Martin. Can I come with you, I hear Q has some interesting toys that might need testing
You will need a blue badge and measuring up first. "Blue badge you say? Or was that a typo and should have said blue bra?  | |||
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"I hereby swear to understand the role of M with professionalism and loyalty. Actually bollocks to that, I'm off to play with all Q's toys and to confiscate the Aston Martin. Can I come with you, I hear Q has some interesting toys that might need testing
You will need a blue badge and measuring up first.
Blue badge you say? Or was that a typo and should have said blue bra? "Blue underwear will be standard issue - made from a special bullet proof material and specifically designed to be comfortable all day. | |||
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"Wow - well this is quite the honour OP … as Bond himself would say … do I get to shag all the burds now??? "That's the idea... 😁😏 | |||
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"Wow - well this is quite the honour OP … as Bond himself would say … do I get to shag all the burds now??? "Well i mean it was an obvious choice given the name 😆 | |||
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"Wow - well this is quite the honour OP … as Bond himself would say … do I get to shag all the burds now???
Well i mean it was an obvious choice given the name 😆"You’re first…. Bring a friend or two… im feeling energetic?? | |||
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"Here's a sample of the first draft of the script... . Amanda: Ooops! Careful! . Bond: Do excuse me. I'd apologise for bumping into you, but the pleasure was all mine. . Amanda: Vell, see that you're a little more careful next time, Mistair...? . Bond: ...Bond. James Bond. I wonder if you could help me? I'm looking for Amanda Topme? . Amanda: Aren't ve all, dahlink, aren't ve all? But you've found me. I am Dr. Topme. . Bond: Ah, you are, are you? Beauty and brains. I'm reliably informed that you're one of our leading minds in the field of genetics... . Amanda: Zat is right, Mistair Bond. I'm vorking on making ze perfect voman. Perhaps you'd like to visit my laboratory and take a look at my progress some time? . Bond: Delighted to... . 😏🌈" Will this be the starting scene of Quantum Lust?. Mind you lots of the cast still to accept roles and choose their name in the movie. Thanks for veing such a conscientious member of the team. | |||
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"Directed by Martin Whorcese? " You are in Q team already. Are you taking up a second role too? | |||
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"Thanks OP I look forward to working Elderflower-Apple to bring that moneypenny role to life! Make sure we maintain that sexy secretary style, and keeping Mr Bond at bay. " Q branch can supply chastity belt to give extra protection | |||
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"Thanks OP I look forward to working Elderflower-Apple to bring that moneypenny role to life! Make sure we maintain that sexy secretary style, and keeping Mr Bond at bay. Q branch can supply chastity belt to give extra protection " Whoooooaaaa thats a shit idea!! | |||
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"Thanks OP I look forward to working Elderflower-Apple to bring that moneypenny role to life! Make sure we maintain that sexy secretary style, and keeping Mr Bond at bay. Q branch can supply chastity belt to give extra protection Whoooooaaaa thats a shit idea!! "Even your laser watch won't cut through these fuckers. 😆 🤣 😂 | |||
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"Thanks OP I look forward to working Elderflower-Apple to bring that moneypenny role to life! Make sure we maintain that sexy secretary style, and keeping Mr Bond at bay. Q branch can supply chastity belt to give extra protection Whoooooaaaa thats a shit idea!!
Even your laser watch won't cut through these fuckers. 😆 🤣 😂 "I shall ask renowned safe cracker, international art thief & socialite party girl Fanny Niceclunge to get it off… | |||
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"Mr Fab Bond, aka Todgermoore, what do you think of the theme song of the movie on the vote threa? Will it do or needs refinement. "I shall check presently!!! I got the chastity belt off - does anyone know how to get Fsnny Niceclunge off my cock now??? Harder to remove than the belt!!!  | |||
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"Mr Fab Bond, aka Todgermoore, what do you think of the theme song of the movie on the vote threa? Will it do or needs refinement.
I shall check presently!!! I got the chastity belt off - does anyone know how to get Fsnny Niceclunge off my cock now??? Harder to remove than the belt!!! "She's not known around the office as miss Dyson for nothing | |||
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"Thanks OP I look forward to working Elderflower-Apple to bring that moneypenny role to life! Make sure we maintain that sexy secretary style, and keeping Mr Bond at bay. Q branch can supply chastity belt to give extra protection Whoooooaaaa thats a shit idea!!
Even your laser watch won't cut through these fuckers. 😆 🤣 😂
I shall ask renowned safe cracker, international art thief & socialite party girl Fanny Niceclunge to get it off… "I'm afraid Mr Bond that due to some incredibly sloppy work your friend Ms Niceclunge has met with a rather sticky end. *dramatic brass* 🎵🎺 Da Dun Duuuuuun!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! * Dramatic stare 🤨 * Exits | |||
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"Thanks OP I look forward to working Elderflower-Apple to bring that moneypenny role to life! Make sure we maintain that sexy secretary style, and keeping Mr Bond at bay. Q branch can supply chastity belt to give extra protection Whoooooaaaa thats a shit idea!!
Even your laser watch won't cut through these fuckers. 😆 🤣 😂
I shall ask renowned safe cracker, international art thief & socialite party girl Fanny Niceclunge to get it off…
I'm afraid Mr Bond that due to some incredibly sloppy work your friend Ms Niceclunge has met with a rather sticky end.
*dramatic brass* 🎵🎺 Da Dun Duuuuuun!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
* Dramatic stare 🤨
* Exits "Ohhh … yes… that was me… it had been 4 days…. | |||
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"Thanks OP I look forward to working Elderflower-Apple to bring that moneypenny role to life! Make sure we maintain that sexy secretary style, and keeping Mr Bond at bay. Q branch can supply chastity belt to give extra protection Whoooooaaaa thats a shit idea!!
Even your laser watch won't cut through these fuckers. 😆 🤣 😂
I shall ask renowned safe cracker, international art thief & socialite party girl Fanny Niceclunge to get it off…
I'm afraid Mr Bond that due to some incredibly sloppy work your friend Ms Niceclunge has met with a rather sticky end.
*dramatic brass* 🎵🎺 Da Dun Duuuuuun!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
* Dramatic stare 🤨
* Exits
Ohhh … yes… that was me… it had been 4 days…. "Come back to this and laughing so much…thanks fellas x | |||
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