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"Ummm when I downloaded Uber, I accidentally set myself up as an Uber driver, instead of a passenger 🤯🤯🤯 It's constantly telling me how much $$$ I could earn if I complete my driver's application 🤣🤣🤣" 😂😂😂 | |||
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"Never mind Uber ...... God preserve me from supermarket assistants who whizz things out of my hands cos they think I can't manage the check out .... I think its against the law to punch people or I would." • Have you tried Ocado™ or Waitrose™ online, Grånny? 🧡 You don't have to deal with those miscreants and those young whippersnappers! | |||
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"Never mind Uber ...... God preserve me from supermarket assistants who whizz things out of my hands cos they think I can't manage the check out .... I think its against the law to punch people or I would. • Have you tried Ocado™ or Waitrose™ online, Grånny? 🧡 You don't have to deal with those miscreants and those young whippersnappers!" I am in Waitrose frequently my dear. Altogether a more customer orientated shopping experience..... Ocado i've not warmed to as yet. | |||
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"Never mind Uber ...... God preserve me from supermarket assistants who whizz things out of my hands cos they think I can't manage the check out .... I think its against the law to punch people or I would. • Have you tried Ocado™ or Waitrose™ online, Grånny? 🧡 You don't have to deal with those miscreants and those young whippersnappers! I am in Waitrose frequently my dear. Altogether a more customer orientated shopping experience..... Ocado i've not warmed to as yet. " • ∅cado takes a little getting used to when it comes to navigating around their convoluted app. At least you don't have to deal with nincompoops. | |||
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"I got asked by a young IT kid the other day if I had any idevices, told him I had my glasses!" The original acoustic Google glasses ![]() | |||
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"Ummm when I downloaded Uber, I accidentally set myself up as an Uber driver, instead of a passenger 🤯🤯🤯 It's constantly telling me how much $$$ I could earn if I complete my driver's application 🤣🤣🤣" 🤣 | |||
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"Knew I was old when the barber started blowtorching my ears " . Or when they ask if you want your eyebrows trimming ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Knew I was old when the barber started blowtorching my ears . Or when they ask if you want your eyebrows trimming ![]() ![]() They’ve got a life of their own | |||
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"I changed phones recently and forgot to back up my WhatsApp chats and all the chats I had from the last 5 years were all wiped out 🥲" This happened to me, and I was devastated 💔 | |||
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"Ummm when I downloaded Uber, I accidentally set myself up as an Uber driver, instead of a passenger 🤯🤯🤯 It's constantly telling me how much $$$ I could earn if I complete my driver's application 🤣🤣🤣" if you wear that outfit as an uber driver you will be a millionaire in a few weks,,, ![]() ![]() | |||
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"PPPPPPPFFFFFFTTTTT My generation MADE the internet. Tim Berners-Lee is a boomer, ok, but we GenXers used it all when everything was DOS based. Only yesterday I had a meltdown trying to get the damn printer to connect to the internet and called my son in tears so he could guide me how to do it. Had it been a matrix printer, it’d had been a doddle. ![]() Printers are the cats of the tech world. A mind of their own and generally total arseholes. I still have an emergency printer cable in a drawer somewhere for when mine decides it's not talking to the laptop because it's fallen out with the wi-fi. Worst threesome ever.... 🤦♂️😂😂 | |||
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"I changed phones recently and forgot to back up my WhatsApp chats and all the chats I had from the last 5 years were all wiped out 🥲" Not a Tory MP are you ? | |||
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