FabSwingers.com forum: Do you feel old?

In fair Verona.

When an app like Uber suggest a ‘simpler version for older adults!’ ?

^this is true. At what age did you realise you can’t use technology anymore? 😅

Seriously, Uner is savage with that suggestion, the poor older adults don’t even know how to change the settings for it. 😏

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By *midnight-Woman
6 days ago

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Ummm when I downloaded Uber, I accidentally set myself up as an Uber driver, instead of a passenger 🤯🤯🤯

It's constantly telling me how much $$$ I could earn if I complete my driver's application 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ohiMan
6 days ago

from bristol

"Ummm when I downloaded Uber, I accidentally set myself up as an Uber driver, instead of a passenger 🤯🤯🤯

It's constantly telling me how much $$$ I could earn if I complete my driver's application 🤣🤣🤣"

😂😂😂

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 days ago

Crumpet Castle

Never mind Uber ...... God preserve me from supermarket assistants who whizz things out of my hands cos they think I can't manage the check out .... I think its against the law to punch people or I would.

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By *eroLondonMan
6 days ago

Mayfair

"Never mind Uber ...... God preserve me from supermarket assistants who whizz things out of my hands cos they think I can't manage the check out .... I think its against the law to punch people or I would."

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Have you tried Ocado™ or Waitrose™ online, Grånny? 🧡 You don't have to deal with those miscreants and those young whippersnappers!

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By *viatrixWoman
6 days ago

Redhill

PPPPPPPFFFFFFTTTTT

My generation MADE the internet. Tim Berners-Lee is a boomer, ok, but we GenXers used it all when everything was DOS based.

Only yesterday I had a meltdown trying to get the damn printer to connect to the internet and called my son in tears so he could guide me how to do it. Had it been a matrix printer, it’d had been a doddle.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
6 days ago

from mars

Nah

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 days ago

Crumpet Castle

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Have you tried Ocado™ or Waitrose™ online, Grånny? 🧡 You don't have to deal with those miscreants and those young whippersnappers!"

I am in Waitrose frequently my dear. Altogether a more customer orientated shopping experience..... Ocado i've not warmed to as yet.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
6 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Sometimes I feel old, sometimes I feel young 🤣🤣🤣🤣😈

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 days ago

Crumpet Castle

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By *icecouple561Couple
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6 days ago

East Sussex

I haven't reached that age yet. I think a lot of people fail to realise that I and my peers were at the forefront of modern technology and providing we've kept pace probably know more than most.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
6 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

When my daughter first commandeered the Sky remote because it was taking me too long to navigate through the various apps (Netflix,Amazon,Disney+). This was around 10 years ago. 😑

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By *eroLondonMan
6 days ago

Mayfair

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Have you tried Ocado™ or Waitrose™ online, Grånny? 🧡 You don't have to deal with those miscreants and those young whippersnappers!

I am in Waitrose frequently my dear. Altogether a more customer orientated shopping experience..... Ocado i've not warmed to as yet. "

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∅cado takes a little getting used to when it comes to navigating around their convoluted app. At least you don't have to deal with nincompoops.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
6 days ago

Manchester / Cardiff

...pardon?! 🦻

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By *oeBeansMan
6 days ago

Derby

I changed phones recently and forgot to back up my WhatsApp chats and all the chats I had from the last 5 years were all wiped out 🥲

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By *exyScientistsCouple
6 days ago

Castlebar

Today old

Last night I was as young as the man I was feeling 🤣🤗

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By *xx2025Man
6 days ago

Watford

Knew I was old when the barber started blowtorching my ears

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By *emenLover111Man
6 days ago

Sheffield (East Midlands)

I've felt old since around the age of 26. It's just a number, we are all going to be old some day and it's not a luxury everyone is afforded. My mother died aged just 57 from cancer and my father has recently had bowel cancer. When you loose a parent, you think the clock will stop for you at the same time as them. If ancestry is anything to go by, I could only have 27 years left to live but then again, touch wood, there is nothing going on with my body to say I won't live for ever.

I have gotten more confident as I've gotten older and also a little more empathetic I'd say. I do look really young for my age, so I do get annoyed when people try to patronise me. Just after my 27th birthday, I was asked for identification to buy a can of lager, which really annoyed me, especially as he was stood in front of a sign that said if you're under 25, we may ask you for proof of age, nothing about 27!I hope that when I enter my 30s, my face will wrinkle more and also my hair will go naturally bald so I don't have to keep shaving it twice a week.

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By *et and WillingCouple
6 days ago

Nuneaton

Nope. We are living the best life we can and loving it.

Got told yesterday i have gorgeous eyes by a young guy whos was about half my age made mine and hubbies day when i told him

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By *ad NannaWoman
6 days ago

East London

Technology has never been my problem.

I have a young mind in an old body.

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By *onDon76Man
6 days ago

hull

I got asked by a young IT kid the other day if I had any idevices, told him I had my glasses!

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By *ealitybitesMan
6 days ago

Belfast

I have no problem with technology. I've taught myself to build computers over the years and can easily navigate apps etc.

I've never used Uber or anything similar so any update or add-on is irrelevant.

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By *aron Van Winkle OP Man
6 days ago

In fair Verona.

"[Accidentally Removed by poster at 21/07/25 17:42:43]"

^go figure 🤷‍♂️😅

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By *aron Van Winkle OP Man
6 days ago

In fair Verona.

"I got asked by a young IT kid the other day if I had any idevices, told him I had my glasses!"

The original acoustic Google glasses

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
6 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Today old

Last night I was as young as the man I was feeling 🤣🤗"

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
6 days ago

Wales

"Ummm when I downloaded Uber, I accidentally set myself up as an Uber driver, instead of a passenger 🤯🤯🤯

It's constantly telling me how much $$$ I could earn if I complete my driver's application 🤣🤣🤣"

🤣

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By *appytochatMan
6 days ago

Deep in the New Forest

"Knew I was old when the barber started blowtorching my ears "
. Or when they ask if you want your eyebrows trimming

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By *xx2025Man
6 days ago

Watford

"Knew I was old when the barber started blowtorching my ears . Or when they ask if you want your eyebrows trimming

They’ve got a life of their own

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By *2000ManMan
6 days ago

Worthing

Only as old as I feel...and I feel like several nymphomaniacs.

*boom tish

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By *reachersdaughterWoman
6 days ago

Someplace

"I changed phones recently and forgot to back up my WhatsApp chats and all the chats I had from the last 5 years were all wiped out 🥲"

This happened to me, and I was devastated 💔

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By *onjon123Man
6 days ago

Merthyr Tydfil

I feel physically old every time i wake up and mentally old whenever i talk to the apprentices in work i also feel like a genius (which i definatly am not)when i talk to most of them mind which is nice

Just old all day really

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By *ucka39Man
6 days ago

Newcastle

Never, if anything the knowledge kicked in and opened doors for the unknown

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By *alm_one4Man
6 days ago

RM16

63, apparently, no idea how that happened. Don’t feel old in myself but after years of sport I am conscious of my physical abilities more now than ever before

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By *ottom charlieMan
6 days ago

Washington

"Ummm when I downloaded Uber, I accidentally set myself up as an Uber driver, instead of a passenger 🤯🤯🤯

It's constantly telling me how much $$$ I could earn if I complete my driver's application 🤣🤣🤣"
if you wear that outfit as an uber driver you will be a millionaire in a few weks,,,

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By *en ItaliaWoman
6 days ago

your lap

Well I’ve reached the age where they start sending you a bowel cancer test kit in the post. Having said that, it’s a great initiative so I’m all for it. If you get one, make sure you send it back.

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By *essicagraceWoman
6 days ago

birmingham

I'm only 31 but it's started to feel like I'm aging. Especially with my disabilities. I'm tiiiiiired.

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By *inky and the brain 1Couple
6 days ago

near Halesowen

We both don't feel it ( most of the time) and don't look our ages either.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
6 days ago

The Big Smoke

I don’t feel old anymore OP… we broke up 😘

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
6 days ago

Reading

Ancient. Maybe I need to feel more young men.

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By *indergirlWoman
6 days ago

somewhere, someplace

Every day when I get called an older woman by men in their 30s on here 😭😭😭😂

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
6 days ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

I got one of them smart tellies, trouble is you got to me smart to use it!

I know where the Netflix button is...that's it

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By *ecretDaddy1Man
6 days ago

Leeds

I now type like my mum used to on her phone 🙈

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By *lynJMan
6 days ago

Morden

I'm 67 but don't feel it. Still working full time as a software engineer because I enjoy it. Still teaching the youngsters at work a few tricks of the trade. 😁

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By *eroLondonMan
6 days ago

Mayfair

"I got one of them smart tellies, trouble is you got to me smart to use it!

I know where the Netflix button is...that's it "

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But you're still in your (Amazon™) prime.

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
6 days ago

Southport

I'm 58, my mind thinks I'm 26 and my humour thinks I'm 15 but my body thinks I copped it during the Spanish Inquisition (I really didn't expect it)

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
6 days ago

Southport

"Every day when I get called an older woman by men in their 30s on here 😭😭😭😂"

Ridiculous, you look fantastic for a 30 yr old

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By *iking 777Man
6 days ago

thurso

Hell yes old and broken lol

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By *ackE14Man
6 days ago

london

You’re never too old if you can think it do it at least once anyway 😉

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By *entakuruMan
6 days ago

Exeter

Nope, quite the opposite (apart from first thing in the morning).

In myself I feel more or less the same as I did at 26 but less depressed and physically healthier.

My actual age is on my profile but assuming I've had a fresh haircut and beard trim recently to tame the grey bits, most people guess my age at least a decade younger.

But on the flip side my real age (which I won't lie about on principle) gets me screened out of messaging well over 50% of the women on here I feel like I'm most attuned to (like not just physically attracted, but on the same page and at roughly similar stage on the journey of life).

I'm not clinging to a Peter Pan fantasy, I've just aged differently.

The fact I'm in better mental and physical condition than I was a decade ago somehow makes it even harder to deal with. In 2015 I was ready to embrace the pipe and slippers paradigm and now I feel like I got all this energy back but it's pointless because people see my age on paper (or don't see me at all because filters) and all that extra zing is going to waste.

Last week I went on a date with a 23 year old, we met through work and so she didn't know my age in advance like happens on here. She was legit shocked when I told her (she guessed 34). We've arranged another date since so she can't have been too upset. But even with positives like that happening, I somehow still feel bad because society looks at that age gap and calls me an 'exploiter' when really I'm just finally emotionally literate and well-rounded, just got to the party late AF.

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By *ddie1966Man
5 days ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I don't feel my age, or act my age. I have more energy now than when I was in my early 40's.

The only things that make me feel old is the message that comes up

YOURE OUT OF THIS USERS AGE RANGE

Honestly, ladies, you don't know what youre missing out on.

Or the fact that I have lots of scrolling down to get to my year of birth on online forms.

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By *ressF4FunMan
5 days ago

Near Naas

No not really

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By *ddie1966Man
5 days ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Oh, and apparently, I really, really do not look my age.

Just thought I'd add that in there..

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By *ony 2016Man
5 days ago

lincs /Hudd & Derby cinema

Applying for my bus pass , I took along various forms of ID , when I asked the lady if she wanted to see them ( in order to verify I was actually old enough to get a bus pass ) ,she looked at me saying " no that's alright" ,, I was quite upset

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By *aybeLadyWoman
5 days ago

West Dublin

No. I dont feel my age.

Hitting 50 soon but I feel like Im hitting 40.

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By *onty777Man
5 days ago

midlands

I feel a lot younger. I don’t think I had this much energy or sexual appetite when I was half my age!

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
5 days ago

Altrincham

Do I feel old...

Nope, I've never felt better, looked better or felt more sexy

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By *azmar62Couple
5 days ago

Hinckley

I had a meltdown. I couldn’t access anything on my computer. I called the son in law and he accessed my computer remotely. It’s a bazaar thing watching the screen flip through everything in your life as he reset the computer. Luckily he knows everything about our lifestyles. So wasn’t phased.

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By *eliWoman
5 days ago

Is there an older adult setting?

Joking aside, I think that's a brilliant idea - making technology more accessible. Suggesting it perhaps not.

I've been feeling quite good age wise recently - been ID'd a few times, there's less weight on my frame, good people. My mum did ask me about 40th plans last night though. Keeping me grounded.

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By *layfull pairingCouple
5 days ago

Bristol

Had a moment in a builders merchants when two young fellas from the warehouse thought they were being helpful and jumped in to help the ‘old fella’ load some kerbs into my pick up... stood back a bit bemused as the soppy twats couldn’t even lift them past waist height and gave up... as they were about to suggest wandering off to find a fork lift, I got bored and threw them on myself.. as the two of them looked on sheepishly... (it felt fucking amazing)

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By *icecouple561Couple
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5 days ago

East Sussex

If you use the local 'town bus' there's a volunteer 'conductor' on board. They're usually in their mid to late 70s or older. They will always take my bus pass and tap it for me, just in case I don't know how to use this new fangled gadget 🤣

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By *bi HaiveMan
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5 days ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"PPPPPPPFFFFFFTTTTT

My generation MADE the internet. Tim Berners-Lee is a boomer, ok, but we GenXers used it all when everything was DOS based.

Printers are the cats of the tech world.

A mind of their own and generally total arseholes.

I still have an emergency printer cable in a drawer somewhere for when mine decides it's not talking to the laptop because it's fallen out with the wi-fi. Worst threesome ever.... 🤦‍♂️😂😂

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By *siris01Man
5 days ago

Luton

"I changed phones recently and forgot to back up my WhatsApp chats and all the chats I had from the last 5 years were all wiped out 🥲"

Not a Tory MP are you

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By *icebutNortyMan
5 days ago

North West

When a younger member of staff at work did a good job and I said to them “that’ll do, pig” it nearly became an HR issue.

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