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Schrödinger's Wasp

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By *upersonic Sam OP   Man
2 weeks ago

wigan

OK folks, I have a problem I need your big brains for, not the one between your legs!

So making lunch, a wasp flew through the window. As im totally shit scared of them I closed the window when it fell down to the bottom of the frame, it is now stuck in the gap at the bottom.

I'm now cooking a smelly curry, I need to open the window but it is either dead (happy days) or extremely fucking angry (Sad times).

So folks, is it dead or alive, what do I do?

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
2 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Do ya feel lucky???....well, do ya??

Toss a coin. Tails for open the window heads for don't open the window

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
2 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace


"OK folks, I have a problem I need your big brains for, not the one between your legs!

So making lunch, a wasp flew through the window. As im totally shit scared of them I closed the window when it fell down to the bottom of the frame, it is now stuck in the gap at the bottom.

I'm now cooking a smelly curry, I need to open the window but it is either dead (happy days) or extremely fucking angry (Sad times).

So folks, is it dead or alive, what do I do? "

Resign yourself to the fact you're going to smell if curry forever mire 😂

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By *upersonic Sam OP   Man
2 weeks ago

wigan

I currently do not feel lucky and have resigned myself that the place will stink to high heaven, a match will sort both problems, but only after I've eaten

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By *anderingArtistMan
2 weeks ago

an abstract world

Unfortunately the only thing to do is to turn the house into an Indian restaurant and start a new career as a chef 👨🏽‍🍳

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By *y_journeyMan
2 weeks ago

newark

Do your supersonic skills not stretch to window opening 🧐

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By *upersonic Sam OP   Man
2 weeks ago

wigan


"Unfortunately the only thing to do is to turn the house into an Indian restaurant and start a new career as a chef 👨🏽‍🍳"

I like your thinking! Is Wasp curry a thing? It would certainly leave your mouth and little bit stingy

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By *upersonic Sam OP   Man
2 weeks ago

wigan


"Do your supersonic skills not stretch to window opening 🧐"

Sorry, when a Wasp hits the windscreen at 750mph it tends to stop being a problem, they didn't train us for this scenario

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By *xx2025Man
2 weeks ago

Watford

If it’s a wood burrowing wasp ( they have more yellow than black rings)

You’ll have a nest in no time

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
2 weeks ago

Midlands

I am terrified of wasps

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By *TogMan
2 weeks ago

SE London

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure"

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By *2000ManMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

If dead keep in, they release distress pheremones which will alert others.

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By *abluesbabyMan
2 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

You may wish to factor in the fact that a distressed, injured or even dead wasp releases a scent that will alert other wasps to come to its assistance.

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By *ohn 66Man
2 weeks ago

South Birmingham


"OK folks, I have a problem I need your big brains for, not the one between your legs!

So making lunch, a wasp flew through the window. As im totally shit scared of them I closed the window when it fell down to the bottom of the frame, it is now stuck in the gap at the bottom.

I'm now cooking a smelly curry, I need to open the window but it is either dead (happy days) or extremely fucking angry (Sad times).

So folks, is it dead or alive, what do I do? "

Pour brandy over the window frame. Sellotape a match to the window, sandpaper to the frame. Open the window quickly, causing a spark and flames at the exactly moment the wasp could (if still alive) could pose a problem.

I suggest doing all this from outside in your garden. Just incase the fire spreads and your house burns down. Always best to be cautious.

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By *xx2025Man
2 weeks ago

Watford


"OK folks, I have a problem I need your big brains for, not the one between your legs!

So making lunch, a wasp flew through the window. As im totally shit scared of them I closed the window when it fell down to the bottom of the frame, it is now stuck in the gap at the bottom.

🤣🤣

I'm now cooking a smelly curry, I need to open the window but it is either dead (happy days) or extremely fucking angry (Sad times).

So folks, is it dead or alive, what do I do?

Pour brandy over the window frame. Sellotape a match to the window, sandpaper to the frame. Open the window quickly, causing a spark and flames at the exactly moment the wasp could (if still alive) could pose a problem.

I suggest doing all this from outside in your garden. Just incase the fire spreads and your house burns down. Always best to be cautious."

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By *xx2025Man
2 weeks ago

Watford


"OK folks, I have a problem I need your big brains for, not the one between your legs!

So making lunch, a wasp flew through the window. As im totally shit scared of them I closed the window when it fell down to the bottom of the frame, it is now stuck in the gap at the bottom.

🤣🤣

I'm now cooking a smelly curry, I need to open the window but it is either dead (happy days) or extremely fucking angry (Sad times).

So folks, is it dead or alive, what do I do?

Pour brandy over the window frame. Sellotape a match to the window, sandpaper to the frame. Open the window quickly, causing a spark and flames at the exactly moment the wasp could (if still alive) could pose a problem.

I suggest doing all this from outside in your garden. Just incase the fire spreads and your house burns down. Always best to be cautious."

🤣🤣 (wrong part)

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By *rPunxMan
2 weeks ago

Hull

Your in the kitchen right? Hit it with a pan, scrape it up with a spatula then flick it atyour neighbours house. When the rescue swarm arrives its their problem now not yours. 😉

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By *upersonic Sam OP   Man
2 weeks ago

wigan


"You may wish to factor in the fact that a distressed, injured or even dead wasp releases a scent that will alert other wasps to come to its assistance. "

I have a waft of sexually desperation going on, if the wasps can detect anything above that I'll be very impressed

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By *abluesbabyMan
2 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London


"You may wish to factor in the fact that a distressed, injured or even dead wasp releases a scent that will alert other wasps to come to its assistance.

I have a waft of sexually desperation going on, if the wasps can detect anything above that I'll be very impressed "

Oh no, no, no! They won't bother about wafts of male sexual desperation. Wasps are way more advanced and much higher up the foodchain as anything as pitiful as that!

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By *erry bull1Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

Open the window , it’s probably dead now

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
2 weeks ago

Coventry

You could move out and move into another property?

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