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By *umpkin OP   Man
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

As a time served groundsman, the last thing I`d do is walk onto another groundsman`s cricket table until I`m invited! Anyone else know any strange ones like this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When in the army would never walk across the parade ground

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I never finish someone's plate off unless they're not looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always ask if I can suck his cock....it's rude to just assume...

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

I would never cross a Gypsy's palm with silver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cricketers in my experience are pretty anal like that no offence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never assume anything.. Unless its a position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You never pass the port to the right always to the left and its not aloud to touch the table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You never pass the port to the right always to the left and its not aloud to touch the table. "

Much like the dutchy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On one rig I worked on…..

At meal times, if anyone asked for the salt cellar to be passed down the table towards them…..

Everyone else in the mess-hall immediately and silently, passed every other condiment, every sauce bottle, every napkin holder, every spare piece of cutlery and every spare cup, glass, mug and side plate, towards the hapless guy who ended up totally engulfed under anything he might have asked for next….

Most people only ever asked once....but every now and again you'd forget and boy'o boy did you feel like such a chump when you did...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never assume anything.. Unless its a position "

must remember that...

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By *umpkin OP   Man
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"Cricketers in my experience are pretty anal like that no offence "

I ain`t no cricketer and neither are most groundsmen I know! Got sod all to do with the players, just utmost respect for the other guy`s work! In fact, most sportsmen know sod all about grounds maintenance although they think they do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You never pass the port to the right always to the left and its not aloud to touch the table. "

Carefull with that one as it depends on the mess rules....I know, have been fined many many bottles!!!!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"You never pass the port to the right always to the left and its not aloud to touch the table.

Carefull with that one as it depends on the mess rules....I know, have been fined many many bottles!!!! "
our mess rules are... Always pass to the left, the decanter bottom is never allowed to leave the table and ladies are not allowed to pour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had it all, pass left, pass right, stay on the table and must never touch, but one rule is always the same, ladies never pour...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You never pass the port to the right always to the left and its not aloud to touch the table.

Carefull with that one as it depends on the mess rules....I know, have been fined many many bottles!!!! "

Was going to say as an x mess manager the ones I worked in the port had to be poured with the decanter touching the table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had it all, pass left, pass right, stay on the table and must never touch, but one rule is always the same, ladies never pour... "

And never ever as I did when I attended my first mess do ask for lemonade to go with port as it makes for a very unhappy then boyfriend

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


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Always pass to the left, the decanter bottom is never allowed to leave the table and ladies are not allowed to pour"

thats the one we adhered to also..

hence the shape of said decanter..

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Never bogart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a time served groundsman, the last thing I`d do is walk onto another groundsman`s cricket table until I`m invited! Anyone else know any strange ones like this?"

I wanna know why you would want to "walk" onto his table

do that to mine and i would slap ya legs

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By *umpkin OP   Man
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"As a time served groundsman, the last thing I`d do is walk onto another groundsman`s cricket table until I`m invited! Anyone else know any strange ones like this?

I wanna know why you would want to "walk" onto his table

do that to mine and i would slap ya legs "

The term "table" is another term for the area of grass in the middle of a cricket field where all of the so-called "action" takes place! Can also be called a "square" but at most grounds it`s actually a rectangle if there`s enough room

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"You never pass the port to the right always to the left and its not aloud to touch the table.

Much like the dutchy..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never finish someone's plate off unless they're not looking. "

I like your new pic

Look but don't touch unless your'e going to buy

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I never finish someone's plate off unless they're not looking.

I like your new pic

Look but don't touch unless your'e going to buy "

Thanks. You browse away, it's late night opening on a Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had it all, pass left, pass right, stay on the table and must never touch, but one rule is always the same, ladies never pour...

And never ever as I did when I attended my first mess do ask for lemonade to go with port as it makes for a very unhappy then boyfriend "

Tut tut .... Lol xx

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