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"Start at the top and work down front first then back...." When you do your back to you start at the top too? | |||
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"Start at the top and work down front first then back.... When you do your back to you start at the top too?" Of course 😇😜 | |||
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"Start at the top and work down front first then back.... When you do your back to you start at the top too? Of course 😇😜" I’m sure sexy scientists have the best methods 😘 | |||
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"Head shoulders knee's and toes " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Head shoulders knee's and toes " Is that what you sing too? 😀 A shower singer! | |||
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"Head shoulders knee's and toes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" And madam Thick thighs? Don’t be shy…. | |||
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"Start at the top, work my way down but leave cock, balls, arse and pits until last." “The detailed approach” | |||
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"Start at the top, work my way down but leave cock, balls, arse and pits until last. “The detailed approach”" 5 minute shower and 3.5 minutes spent on the cock, balls, arse and pits. | |||
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"I stand her in the, I start with her back working down to her bum. Bend her over and clean her hole with my fingers. Whilst there I like to slip my cock inside for a few moments. Then soap down her legs. Turn her around. Starting at her shoulders, her arms, her pits. Use a scrungy on her boobs watching her nipples react. Down her tummy and between her legs. Soap her pussy and clean using my fingers, I slip inside using a come hither motion, making her cum hard. Now her legs have gone. I support her from the shower. Shower play is so sensual, it should be law. " Somehow you have turned this into something sexual 😆😆😆😆😘 | |||
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"I stand her in the, I start with her back working down to her bum. Bend her over and clean her hole with my fingers. Whilst there I like to slip my cock inside for a few moments. Then soap down her legs. Turn her around. Starting at her shoulders, her arms, her pits. Use a scrungy on her boobs watching her nipples react. Down her tummy and between her legs. Soap her pussy and clean using my fingers, I slip inside using a come hither motion, making her cum hard. Now her legs have gone. I support her from the shower. Shower play is so sensual, it should be law. Somehow you have turned this into something sexual 😆😆😆😆😘" We shower together. So this is perfectly normal for us. Our routine is very sexual. | |||
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"Tits then bits 🤷♀️" Willi g to help 🥷🤓 | |||
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"Start at the top, work my way down but leave cock, balls, arse and pits until last. “The detailed approach” 5 minute shower and 3.5 minutes spent on the cock, balls, arse and pits." I read that maximum time to save water would be 4 minutes | |||
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"Tits then bits 🤷♀️ Willi g to help 🥷🤓" Bring that ninja stealth to the loofah thank you please | |||
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"Tits then bits 🤷♀️ Willi g to help 🥷🤓 Bring that ninja stealth to the loofah thank you please " Aye aye captain 😘🤓 | |||
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"Head shoulders knee's and toes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" All with your toungue obvs xx | |||
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"Head shoulders knee's and toes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 All with your toungue obvs xx" Thats a lot of work 😎😉 | |||
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"If it's a shampoo day, then that first. Upper front, legs, arms, upper back, face. That's my order - not based on anything but habit." Face is last to avoid soap in my eyes, so there's a reason for that at least. | |||
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"Lol you piss on the shower ??" The same as everyone else dude The same as everyone else 💦💦💦 | |||
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"Lol you piss on the shower ?? The same as everyone else dude The same as everyone else 💦💦💦" Haha I don't | |||
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"Tits then bits 🤷♀️" She’s a Bapwasher first and foremost.. | |||
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"Lol you piss on the shower ?? The same as everyone else dude The same as everyone else 💦💦💦 Haha I don't " Bollocks | |||
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"Tits then bits 🤷♀️ She’s a Bapwasher first and foremost.." Of course 🫡 | |||
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"I wash my hair, them condition then leave the conditioner in while I wash everywhere else "Like it, saving the planet one wash at a time. We will call this “eco washer” | |||
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"Start at almost the top but hair is last " We will call this the “head technique” best till last… | |||
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"If it's a shampoo day, then that first. Upper front, legs, arms, upper back, face. That's my order - not based on anything but habit." This should be called “north, south, east, west, back and face technique” | |||
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"Yep start at the top, then middle, then balls and cock and then feet lol " Another “top down” example | |||
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"Yep start at the top, then middle, then balls and cock and then feet lol Another “top down” example" Do we need to change your name again 🚿 | |||
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"I wash downwards as far as possible, and wash upwards as far as possible. Then I wash possible. "Exactly, never leave possible. I shall call this”possible method” | |||
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"Tits then bits 🤷♀️ She’s a Bapwasher first and foremost.. Of course 🫡" We shall coin this fine lady “Bapwasher” 😂😘 | |||
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"Shower head off to massage the bits??" You tell us buddy! | |||
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"Start low’ work upwards’ maybe an extra clean in the middle areas’ then to the top’ Hair ( what left of it ) then a standing rinse "I think this should be called “bottoms top method” | |||
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"Yep start at the top, then middle, then balls and cock and then feet lol Another “top down” example Do we need to change your name again 🚿" Hahaha, come on, as I said last time, open to suggestions… 😊😘 | |||
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"Tits then bits 🤷♀️ She’s a Bapwasher first and foremost.. Of course 🫡 We shall coin this fine lady “Bapwasher” 😂😘" You will make me blush  | |||
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"Yep start at the top, then middle, then balls and cock and then feet lol Another “top down” example Do we need to change your name again 🚿 Hahaha, come on, as I said last time, open to suggestions… 😊😘" You wanna change mine? 🤣 | |||
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"I go, pits first. Wash my bollocks. Pull the skin back then a wash the bellend. Then a quick swill everywhere else. A quick spray of ‘Sex Panther’ then 💪💪" Got to be “panther swill skin method” | |||
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"Yep start at the top, then middle, then balls and cock and then feet lol Another “top down” example Do we need to change your name again 🚿 Hahaha, come on, as I said last time, open to suggestions… 😊😘 You wanna change mine? 🤣" I’m pretty liberal, but think the community might need to be consulted, otherwise I could end up going to court for my sins for changing a name that brings so much joy! But “Blushing Bapwasher” does have a ring to it. Or “Blushing CockHunter”… needs careful consideration, might need a few rounds of consultation…. | |||
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"Strictly bottom up, then a ballet like flourish to ensure parts are suitably damp. Especially in this heat, the colder, the better. " For the strictly fans… we shall call this “strictly ballet method” 😆👍 | |||
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"Yep start at the top, then middle, then balls and cock and then feet lol Another “top down” example Do we need to change your name again 🚿 Hahaha, come on, as I said last time, open to suggestions… 😊😘 You wanna change mine? 🤣 I’m pretty liberal, but think the community might need to be consulted, otherwise I could end up going to court for my sins for changing a name that brings so much joy! But “Blushing Bapwasher” does have a ring to it. Or “Blushing CockHunter”… needs careful consideration, might need a few rounds of consultation…." Blushing cockhunter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Yep start at the top, then middle, then balls and cock and then feet lol Another “top down” example Do we need to change your name again 🚿 Hahaha, come on, as I said last time, open to suggestions… 😊😘 You wanna change mine? 🤣 I’m pretty liberal, but think the community might need to be consulted, otherwise I could end up going to court for my sins for changing a name that brings so much joy! But “Blushing Bapwasher” does have a ring to it. Or “Blushing CockHunter”… needs careful consideration, might need a few rounds of consultation…. Blushing cockhunter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" Are we there? Do I follow procedure and get the T-shirts done? 🤣🤣🤣🤞🤞🤞 | |||
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"Strictly bottom up, then a ballet like flourish to ensure parts are suitably damp. Especially in this heat, the colder, the better. For the strictly fans… we shall call this “strictly ballet method” 😆👍" A 7 is given for the audible ball to thigh slap. | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. " Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. | |||
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"Strictly bottom up, then a ballet like flourish to ensure parts are suitably damp. Especially in this heat, the colder, the better. For the strictly fans… we shall call this “strictly ballet method” 😆👍 A 7 is given for the audible ball to thigh slap. " 😆 | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. " I think you named this yourself there lovely “ game of two halves” 😘 | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back." I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x" Oh the art of a good shower is no laughing matter. | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x Oh the art of a good shower is no laughing matter. " Absolutely Sir, as is Baphunting, all these things are very important! 😆😆😆 | |||
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"I start with head and face, then neck, arms, armpits, front torso, rear torso, legs, feet, crotch and finally arse. After all, it would be weird using the sponge on my arse before using it on my face. But I'm going to be using the same sponge tomorrow..." I think we call this method “methodical scrubber” | |||
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" I think we call this method “methodical scrubber”" I don't use the rough "scrubbing" side of the sponge on my crotch nor my face; I'm not a masochist! | |||
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" I think we call this method “methodical scrubber” I don't use the rough "scrubbing" side of the sponge on my crotch nor my face; I'm not a masochist! " Soft sponge washer probably more appropriate 😆 | |||
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" Soft sponge washer probably more appropriate 😆" I take it all back...I'm a dirty scrubber  | |||
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" Soft sponge washer probably more appropriate 😆 I take it all back...I'm a dirty scrubber "Like it! | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x Oh the art of a good shower is no laughing matter. Absolutely Sir, as is Baphunting, all these things are very important! 😆😆😆" Mustn't neglect life's core principles. | |||
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"Wait.. so this whole time ive been doing it wrong then? I've been doing it in this order: 1. Set up camera 2. Start with cock 3. Keep going with cock 4. Just a little bit more with cock 5. Voila 🤣🤣" We can call this “performer method” 😆 | |||
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"If you're an adult and you don't know how to shower, I can't help you. " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"1. Shampoo head...leave on 2. Body wash application, apply below head and work down. 3. Rinse from top and work down. . Sounds simple written like that, but there are many intermediary steps involved. . Typical shower routine for me is approx. 40 mins. It's a very precise and deliberated operation." Have you ever run over 40 minutes? Do you have special days when it varies? | |||
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"My routine varies but invariably Involved getting wet.. then getting soapy then getting clean then getting dry…. " This we can call the “traditional” | |||
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"When it's a normal shower and not an everything shower, it's shampoo hair, put conditioner in, wash body from top to toe, then rinse off conditioner. I can't imagine any way other than doing it top to bottom. " Are ears an everything shower? 😂 | |||
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"Soap Pits, balls, bum. Rinse, shampoo hair, face. Standard wash procedure!!!😁😁" Shampooing your face? 😆😆 | |||
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"Tits and Cock then the other bits, then I take my clothes off, or in this weather just for a long walk in the fields" I read that as you shower in your clothes 😆 | |||
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"When it's a normal shower and not an everything shower, it's shampoo hair, put conditioner in, wash body from top to toe, then rinse off conditioner. I can't imagine any way other than doing it top to bottom. Are ears an everything shower? 😂" Ears are part of the body? Same as face. I didn't list them separately. | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x" It’s a serious sport! Arms are first half. Ears are second half. | |||
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"Soap Pits, balls, bum. Rinse, shampoo hair, face. Standard wash procedure!!!😁😁 Shampooing your face? 😆😆" Shampoo and condition the beard! Care for the hair!! | |||
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"When it's a normal shower and not an everything shower, it's shampoo hair, put conditioner in, wash body from top to toe, then rinse off conditioner. I can't imagine any way other than doing it top to bottom. Are ears an everything shower? 😂 Ears are part of the body? Same as face. I didn't list them separately. " I include my ears too 😂 | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x It’s a serious sport! Arms are first half. Ears are second half. " Have you ever got them the wrong way around?! | |||
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"Soap Pits, balls, bum. Rinse, shampoo hair, face. Standard wash procedure!!!😁😁 Shampooing your face? 😆😆 Shampoo and condition the beard! Care for the hair!!" Makes absolute sense! | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x It’s a serious sport! Arms are first half. Ears are second half. " Thank you, I can now sleep peacefully. 🙏 Although, I have to say - the fact you split face into 2 halves as well is some dedication to the symmetry! | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x It’s a serious sport! Arms are first half. Ears are second half. Thank you, I can now sleep peacefully. 🙏 Although, I have to say - the fact you split face into 2 halves as well is some dedication to the symmetry!" 🤣 let me know if you need help with your back 🤓 | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x It’s a serious sport! Arms are first half. Ears are second half. Have you ever got them the wrong way around?! " Got what the wrong way round? My ears and arms? I may have middle aged spread but I’m not Mrs Potato Head. | |||
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"Armpits Chest Arms Feet Meat and two veg Bum and crevice Legs Maybe a celebratory wank. " Only allowed if you remember to wash your face and hair! 😂 | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x It’s a serious sport! Arms are first half. Ears are second half. Have you ever got them the wrong way around?! Got what the wrong way round? My ears and arms? I may have middle aged spread but I’m not Mrs Potato Head. " 🤣🤣🤣 I thought she was cute…. | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x It’s a serious sport! Arms are first half. Ears are second half. Have you ever got them the wrong way around?! Got what the wrong way round? My ears and arms? I may have middle aged spread but I’m not Mrs Potato Head. 🤣🤣🤣 I thought she was cute…." She’s adorkable but for some reason I can’t swap my ears for my arms. Altho my mouth can run away with itself occasionally. | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x It’s a serious sport! Arms are first half. Ears are second half. Have you ever got them the wrong way around?! Got what the wrong way round? My ears and arms? I may have middle aged spread but I’m not Mrs Potato Head. 🤣🤣🤣 I thought she was cute…. She’s adorkable but for some reason I can’t swap my ears for my arms. Altho my mouth can run away with itself occasionally. " This is sounding like a Picasso Mrs Potato Head moment, now that’s cooler than a cold shower! 😂 | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x It’s a serious sport! Arms are first half. Ears are second half. Thank you, I can now sleep peacefully. 🙏 Although, I have to say - the fact you split face into 2 halves as well is some dedication to the symmetry! 🤣 let me know if you need help with your back 🤓" I do - I always feel like I'm not really sure if my back is completely clean as I have to rely on feeling rather than sight. Always happy to accept help, especially from a veritable showering expert! Happy to help find hair follicles in return if you'd like. | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x It’s a serious sport! Arms are first half. Ears are second half. Thank you, I can now sleep peacefully. 🙏 Although, I have to say - the fact you split face into 2 halves as well is some dedication to the symmetry! 🤣 let me know if you need help with your back 🤓 I do - I always feel like I'm not really sure if my back is completely clean as I have to rely on feeling rather than sight. Always happy to accept help, especially from a veritable showering expert! Happy to help find hair follicles in return if you'd like." Oh 😍 thank you for reading x | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x It’s a serious sport! Arms are first half. Ears are second half. Have you ever got them the wrong way around?! Got what the wrong way round? My ears and arms? I may have middle aged spread but I’m not Mrs Potato Head. 🤣🤣🤣 I thought she was cute…. She’s adorkable but for some reason I can’t swap my ears for my arms. Altho my mouth can run away with itself occasionally. This is sounding like a Picasso Mrs Potato Head moment, now that’s cooler than a cold shower! 😂" If you took an ear away it would be Van Gough. | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x It’s a serious sport! Arms are first half. Ears are second half. Have you ever got them the wrong way around?! Got what the wrong way round? My ears and arms? I may have middle aged spread but I’m not Mrs Potato Head. 🤣🤣🤣 I thought she was cute…. She’s adorkable but for some reason I can’t swap my ears for my arms. Altho my mouth can run away with itself occasionally. This is sounding like a Picasso Mrs Potato Head moment, now that’s cooler than a cold shower! 😂 If you took an ear away it would be Van Gough. " Are we painting this together in the shower? | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x It’s a serious sport! Arms are first half. Ears are second half. Have you ever got them the wrong way around?! Got what the wrong way round? My ears and arms? I may have middle aged spread but I’m not Mrs Potato Head. 🤣🤣🤣 I thought she was cute…. She’s adorkable but for some reason I can’t swap my ears for my arms. Altho my mouth can run away with itself occasionally. This is sounding like a Picasso Mrs Potato Head moment, now that’s cooler than a cold shower! 😂 If you took an ear away it would be Van Gough. Are we painting this together in the shower?" With a back brush? | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x It’s a serious sport! Arms are first half. Ears are second half. Have you ever got them the wrong way around?! Got what the wrong way round? My ears and arms? I may have middle aged spread but I’m not Mrs Potato Head. 🤣🤣🤣 I thought she was cute…. She’s adorkable but for some reason I can’t swap my ears for my arms. Altho my mouth can run away with itself occasionally. This is sounding like a Picasso Mrs Potato Head moment, now that’s cooler than a cold shower! 😂 If you took an ear away it would be Van Gough. Are we painting this together in the shower? With a back brush?" Yes for the large strokes…wonder what we use for the detailed bits…😘 | |||
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x It’s a serious sport! Arms are first half. Ears are second half. Have you ever got them the wrong way around?! Got what the wrong way round? My ears and arms? I may have middle aged spread but I’m not Mrs Potato Head. 🤣🤣🤣 I thought she was cute…. She’s adorkable but for some reason I can’t swap my ears for my arms. Altho my mouth can run away with itself occasionally. This is sounding like a Picasso Mrs Potato Head moment, now that’s cooler than a cold shower! 😂 If you took an ear away it would be Van Gough. Are we painting this together in the shower? With a back brush? Yes for the large strokes…wonder what we use for the detailed bits…😘" Toothbrush? | |||
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