FabSwingers.com forum: Can't Read, Won't Read.

By *habs OP Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

DISCLAIMER: This is a rant about SOME couples. You have been warned.

Just received a blank friend's invite (ie, no follow up email,a nd never known them before) from a couple who are:

1) Only into soft swing, preferably with couples but the odd single male

2) Don't accomodate

3) Do not like hotels

4) Want someone local (avoids travel)

5) ... are based in Newcastle area.

Did they even bother looking at my profile or they just adding as many as possible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balham in Newcastle great place...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balham in Newcastle great place...

isn't that where the nut house is? Z

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"DISCLAIMER: This is a rant about SOME couples. You have been warned.

Just received a blank friend's invite (ie, no follow up email,a nd never known them before) from a couple who are:

1) Only into soft swing, preferably with couples but the odd single male

2) Don't accomodate

3) Do not like hotels

4) Want someone local (avoids travel)

5) ... are based in Newcastle area.

Did they even bother looking at my profile or they just adding as many as possible?

They are looking to see your private pictures to see if you really are as 'big' as some of the forumites know you are!!!!!

I've heard all about you Mr Ahabs!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"Balham in Newcastle great place...

isn't that where the nut house is? Z"

How PC is that...the nuthouse !!!!...lmao...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balham in Newcastle great place...

isn't that where the nut house is? Z

How PC is that...the nuthouse !!!!...lmao...

sorry - do you want me to be pc?

feck off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love ya really and ain't burnt tea tonight either! Z x

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

hes a closet bi and wants to wank over your big black cock ffs

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"i love ya really and ain't burnt tea tonight either! Z x"

Aww well done...who's a good girl...blue watch can stand down now, until the next meal...xx..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Balham in Newcastle great place...

isn't that where the nut house is? Z

How PC is that...the nuthouse !!!!...lmao...

have hung around these forums long enough now to know most dont worry about PC - and its great!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes on a serious note, it's annoying but just delete them - they're either illiterate or just can't read! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love ya really and ain't burnt tea tonight either! Z x

Aww well done...who's a good girl...blue watch can stand down now, until the next meal...xx..

nooooo - blue watch stand up!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are looking to see your private pictures to see if you really are as 'big' as some of the forumites know you are!!!!!

I've heard all about you Mr Ahabs!

He has a very pert botty for certain!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"They are looking to see your private pictures to see if you really are as 'big' as some of the forumites know you are!!!!!

I've heard all about you Mr Ahabs!

He has a very pert botty for certain!

So have you young lady!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"They are looking to see your private pictures to see if you really are as 'big' as some of the forumites know you are!!!!!

I've heard all about you Mr Ahabs!

He has a very pert botty for certain!

So have you young lady!"

sieg heil...ooops sorry..wrong thread...

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By *habs OP Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"They are looking to see your private pictures to see if you really are as 'big' as some of the forumites know you are!!!!!

I've heard all about you Mr Ahabs!

He has a very pert botty for certain!

So have you young lady!"

Snap!! (from what I can see, might have to research closer)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He has a very pert botty for certain!

So have you young lady!"

I can't see mine, whereas I can oodle at his!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"He has a very pert botty for certain!

So have you young lady!

I can't see mine, whereas I can oodle at his!

We can see yours quite nicely in that pic madam!!!

Hmmm,mmmm, but i think Ahabs may need a closer look and you may need somewhere to hang your towel

((VERY NICE

))

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By *ary and BejesusCouple
over a year ago

Ye Olde Stable

"They are looking to see your private pictures to see if you really are as 'big' as some of the forumites know you are!!!!!

I've heard all about you Mr Ahabs!

He has a very pert botty for certain!

yep, I saw it too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He has a very pert botty for certain!

So have you young lady!

I can't see mine, whereas I can oodle at his!

We can see yours quite nicely in that pic madam!!!

Hmmm,mmmm, but i think Ahabs may need a closer look and you may need somewhere to hang your towel

((VERY NICE

))"

Not sure about the "towel rack" but Mrs Bonks did think he had a cute derrière

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"He has a very pert botty for certain!

So have you young lady!

I can't see mine, whereas I can oodle at his!

We can see yours quite nicely in that pic madam!!!

Hmmm,mmmm, but i think Ahabs may need a closer look and you may need somewhere to hang your towel

((VERY NICE

))

Not sure about the "towel rack" but Mrs Bonks did think he had a cute derrière

Twasnt me that hung the towel on him, i just gave him a wee snog. Well ok - that made the towel rack a LOT more obvious and it was hotlips that hung the towel up - and my, it did stay there a pretty long time.

And it was a very large and heavy towel!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He has a very pert botty for certain!

So have you young lady!

I can't see mine, whereas I can oodle at his!

We can see yours quite nicely in that pic madam!!!

Hmmm,mmmm, but i think Ahabs may need a closer look and you may need somewhere to hang your towel

((VERY NICE

))

Not sure about the "towel rack" but Mrs Bonks did think he had a cute derrière

And it was a very large and heavy towel!!!!

Must pass that info on to Mrs Bonks

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

And it was a very large and heavy towel!!!!

Must pass that info on to Mrs Bonks

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, make sure you do - that man was DEFO made for sharing

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Ahabs - you have it all.

1) GORGEOUS

2) Very THERE

3) a lovely personality to boot.

WE LOVES YA BABY xxxxxx

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By *habs OP Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

... is it safe to comeout now? Feck.. I can't even hide in the snow!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"... is it safe to comeout now? Feck.. I can't even hide in the snow!"

hide behind me

debs is far too thin (I am jelous)

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"... is it safe to comeout now? Feck.. I can't even hide in the snow!"

Am sure the cold wouldnt have much effect, hehehehehe xxxxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"... is it safe to comeout now? Feck.. I can't even hide in the snow!

hide behind me

debs is far too thin (I am jelous)

Heehee- i put on half a stone over xmas - does that count?????

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over a year ago

"... is it safe to comeout now? Feck.. I can't even hide in the snow!

hide behind me

debs is far too thin (I am jelous)

If he hides behind you stand by to brace yourself

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By *habs OP Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"... is it safe to comeout now? Feck.. I can't even hide in the snow!

hide behind me

debs is far too thin (I am jelous)

Heehee- i put on half a stone over xmas - does that count?????"

"... turns to watch as that yummy ass walks past -

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"... is it safe to comeout now? Feck.. I can't even hide in the snow!

hide behind me

debs is far too thin (I am jelous)

Heehee- i put on half a stone over xmas - does that count?????

"... turns to watch as that yummy ass walks past -

so long as you give it a friendly spank

MWAH -happy new year sexy xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... is it safe to comeout now? Feck.. I can't even hide in the snow!

hide behind me

debs is far too thin (I am jelous)

Heehee- i put on half a stone over xmas - does that count?????

"... turns to watch as that yummy ass walks past -

so long as you give it a friendly spank

MWAH -happy new year sexy xxxxx"

Sounds like there may be lots of it to spank

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By *habs OP Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"... is it safe to comeout now? Feck.. I can't even hide in the snow!

hide behind me

debs is far too thin (I am jelous)

Heehee- i put on half a stone over xmas - does that count?????

"... turns to watch as that yummy ass walks past -

so long as you give it a friendly spank

MWAH -happy new year sexy xxxxx

Sounds like there may be lots of it to spank

I have all sorts to spank it with

back at ya hunny xxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"... is it safe to comeout now? Feck.. I can't even hide in the snow!

hide behind me

debs is far too thin (I am jelous)

Heehee- i put on half a stone over xmas - does that count?????

"... turns to watch as that yummy ass walks past -

so long as you give it a friendly spank

MWAH -happy new year sexy xxxxx

Sounds like there may be lots of it to spank

There is defo MORE of it to spank than when he saw me last,.....

MWAH _habs xxxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"... is it safe to comeout now? Feck.. I can't even hide in the snow!

hide behind me

debs is far too thin (I am jelous)

Heehee- i put on half a stone over xmas - does that count?????

"... turns to watch as that yummy ass walks past -

so long as you give it a friendly spank

MWAH -happy new year sexy xxxxx

Sounds like there may be lots of it to spank

I have all sorts to spank it with

back at ya hunny xxx"

Oh yes - not only are you GOD - you are god with a bag of tricks.....MMMMMMMM

Mrs Bonks GOTTA have a go

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