FabSwingers.com forum: Why Its Good To Be A Woman!

By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.

2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.

3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.

5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.

6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.

7. Women live longer than men.

8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.

9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.

10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).

11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.

12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.

13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

14. Women know the truth about whether size matters...

15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.

16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.

17. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.

18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.

21. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.

22. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.

23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.

24. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.

25. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake

26. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.

27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.

28. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.

29. Women can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a short woman's complex.

30. Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.

31. Women have total control over their eyebrows.

32. Women can get d*unk quicker and cheaper than men.

33. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's d*unk.

34. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.

35. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.

36. Woman don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.

37. For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe.

38. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.

39. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.

40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arh but ya struggle ta piss standin up dont ya xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great, but I fail with number 40

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

women cant go 5 minutes without thinking of shopping.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being a typical blonde got to number 3 i think and felt it was a novel so just skipped to the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"being a typical blonde got to number 3 i think and felt it was a novel so just skipped to the end

Ooo what happened?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got bored, no one got shagged so skipped to the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"got bored, no one got shagged so skipped to the end"

Lol, yeah and what happened in the end, did they all live happily ever after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"got bored, no one got shagged so skipped to the end"

Well ya canna concentrate on anything anyway lol xx

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"got bored, no one got shagged so skipped to the end

Well ya canna concentrate on anything anyway lol xx

they cant concentrate because of some bullshit...i think they call it multi tasking...lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"got bored, no one got shagged so skipped to the end

Well ya canna concentrate on anything anyway lol xx

they cant concentrate because of some bullshit...i think they call it multi tasking...lol..

Definition of multitasking .....fucking everything up all at the same time xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"got bored, no one got shagged so skipped to the end

Well ya canna concentrate on anything anyway lol xx

they cant concentrate because of some bullshit...i think they call it multi tasking...lol..

Definition of multitasking .....fucking everything up all at the same time xx

thats me to a T....i luv fucking everything up when i have a strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"got bored, no one got shagged so skipped to the end

Well ya canna concentrate on anything anyway lol xx

they cant concentrate because of some bullshit...i think they call it multi tasking...lol..

Definition of multitasking .....fucking everything up all at the same time xx

thats me to a T....i luv fucking everything up when i have a strap on

And dont I bloody know it lol xx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"got bored, no one got shagged so skipped to the end

Well ya canna concentrate on anything anyway lol xx

they cant concentrate because of some bullshit...i think they call it multi tasking...lol..

Definition of multitasking .....fucking everything up all at the same time xx

thats me to a T....i luv fucking everything up when i have a strap on

And dont I bloody know it lol xx

Ooooohhhh Soapy.......

I didn't know you were into that!

Me, You, my 10" strap on, no lube and you can even leave ya socks on.......

Bend over at the Beach Party boy!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

we have the fannies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yer we are born out of one and for the rest of our lifes were are trying to get back into one sorry to say but pussy's rule men's world's (unless your gay )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then that's a all you ball game lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I failed on 23 the other day when Ric pulled the crotch zip open on my latex catsuit.

More so when he tried to pull the zip closed again.

XXX

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over a year ago

I failed on 23 the other day when Ric pulled the crotch zip open on my latex catsuit.

More so when he tried to pull the zip closed again.

XXX"

my eyes are watering at the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I failed on 23 the other day when Ric pulled the crotch zip open on my latex catsuit.

More so when he tried to pull the zip closed again.

XXX

my eyes are watering at the thought"

Not as much as mine did I'll bet!

XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I failed on 23 the other day when Ric pulled the crotch zip open on my latex catsuit.

More so when he tried to pull the zip closed again.

XXX

my eyes are watering at the thought

Not as much as mine did I'll bet!

XXX

I just hope you made him kiss it better Trace

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

its fantastic being a woman coz we can get away with anything and blame out hormones......that reminds me....when do ya think i can use it to buy more shoes?

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

in response to number 35:

You've clearly never been to Wales

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

ahem

WELSH coffs

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Arh but ya struggle ta piss standin up dont ya xx

NOPE Craigy - did i not show you that trick

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"its fantastic being a woman coz we can get away with anything and blame out hormones......that reminds me....when do ya think i can use it to buy more shoes?

When did you last have shoes hun??

If it was more than 24hrs ago - then YEP - next set on the ready me thinks xxxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"its fantastic being a woman coz we can get away with anything and blame out hormones......that reminds me....when do ya think i can use it to buy more shoes?

When did you last have shoes hun??

If it was more than 24hrs ago - then YEP - next set on the ready me thinks xxxx"
i havent had new shoes since chams....

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"its fantastic being a woman coz we can get away with anything and blame out hormones......that reminds me....when do ya think i can use it to buy more shoes?

When did you last have shoes hun??

If it was more than 24hrs ago - then YEP - next set on the ready me thinks xxxxi havent had new shoes since chams....

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get some brought you need loads the ones in the picture are ace

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

"Arh but ya struggle ta piss standin up dont ya xx

NOPE Craigy - did i not show you that trick

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

bet ou got wee all over your nice shoes tho

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