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The 8 stages of eating Nutella 🍯

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By *agic.M OP   Man
over a year ago

Kent/London

Stage 1 -open jar of Nutella and start with a tea spoon (make sure to savour it)

Stage 2 - throw away the tea spoon , grab a bigger spoon and continue eating Nutella until jar is empty

Stage 3 - open a second jar of Nutella and continue eating with the big spoon until you finish it

Stage 4 - you open a third jar of Nutella and continue eating

Stage 5 - this is when stomach ache appears ...and you ignore it (you continue eating Nutella)

Stage 6- you pass out

Stage 7- you wake up and open another jar of Nutella

Stage 8- you continue eating Nutella

I'm currently at Stage 5 🥴....it hurts so good 🥲

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stage 1 + throw it in the bin

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
over a year ago

Reading

Sorry, not to yuck on your yum but I can’t think of any worse than Nutella 🤮 In fairness, I am allergic to it so that doesn’t help!

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

North Welsh Borders

Ewww I couldn't get past opening the jar, that stuff was churned out of the Devils hoohole

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By *agic.M OP   Man
over a year ago

Kent/London

You crazy people...Who doesn't like Nutella? ...it's what heaven tastes like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaa this made me laugh as its so true 🤣

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By *exyScientistsCouple
over a year ago

Castlebar

Where is the smear it on someone and lick it off stage???😋🥰👅

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

I've never even tasted it, just looks yuck

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Do you actually have 3 or more jars of Nutella in your house at any time?

Or is this all occuring in the supermarket aisle? 💜

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By *ougarsilkWoman
over a year ago

Pleasure heaven

I have to restrict myself to buying just one jar at a time. It's so, so addictive. However it must be eaten with a teaspoon, or if it's the large jar a long handled jam spoon haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stage 1 + throw it in the bin "

Stage 1, ignore stage 1,return to store and get a refund on Nutella.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE END ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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By *agic.M OP   Man
over a year ago

Kent/London


"I've never even tasted it, just looks yuck"

You might want to turn off your autocorrect...you spelled "yummy" wrong

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Make pancakes. Stir Nutella and smear on warm pancakes before rolling up.

Eat with ice cream.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Mariana Trench

I like it on a crumpet sometimes

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By *agic.M OP   Man
over a year ago

Kent/London


"Do you actually have 3 or more jars of Nutella in your house at any time?

Or is this all occuring in the supermarket aisle? 💜"

I bought 5 this evening... it's my "cheat" day - as in I'm cheating death even tho I'm eating all that sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it on a crumpet sometimes"

Does that actually work?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"Do you actually have 3 or more jars of Nutella in your house at any time?

Or is this all occuring in the supermarket aisle? 💜

I bought 5 this evening... it's my "cheat" day - as in I'm cheating death even tho I'm eating all that sugar"
can't believe someone could eat 5 jars of anything

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By *exy RexyMan
over a year ago

Up North

There’s 8 stages from entry to exit with me

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I like it on a crumpet sometimes

Does that actually work? "

With a lot of butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it on a crumpet sometimes

Does that actually work?

With a lot of butter."

Sold!

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By *agic.M OP   Man
over a year ago

Kent/London


"Do you actually have 3 or more jars of Nutella in your house at any time?

Or is this all occuring in the supermarket aisle? 💜

I bought 5 this evening... it's my "cheat" day - as in I'm cheating death even tho I'm eating all that sugarcan't believe someone could eat 5 jars of anything"

When you eat all the healthy stuff (leafy greens, oats, chicken breast, fish, avocado, eggs, bananas, sweet potatoes...) for most of the week, by the time the weekend comes, you craving that sugar like it's air 😅

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By *arvey67Man
over a year ago

Grimsby

Well OP, you have a new problem in your chocolate filled kitchen. Nutella ice cream! Not had it, just seen the ad. Very expensive though, Tesco £5.50 but shop around for £4.50

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By *agic.M OP   Man
over a year ago

Kent/London


"Well OP, you have a new problem in your chocolate filled kitchen. Nutella ice cream! Not had it, just seen the ad. Very expensive though, Tesco £5.50 but shop around for £4.50"

Whaaa 😲

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By *arvey67Man
over a year ago

Grimsby


"Well OP, you have a new problem in your chocolate filled kitchen. Nutella ice cream! Not had it, just seen the ad. Very expensive though, Tesco £5.50 but shop around for £4.50

Whaaa 😲"

You know you want it! People like you can be bought for a tub of Nutella ice cream!

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