FabSwingers.com forum: The 8 stages of eating Nutella 🍯

By *agic.M OP Man
3 weeks ago

Orpington

Stage 1 -open jar of Nutella and start with a tea spoon (make sure to savour it)

Stage 2 - throw away the tea spoon , grab a bigger spoon and continue eating Nutella until jar is empty

Stage 3 - open a second jar of Nutella and continue eating with the big spoon until you finish it

Stage 4 - you open a third jar of Nutella and continue eating

Stage 5 - this is when stomach ache appears ...and you ignore it (you continue eating Nutella)

Stage 6- you pass out

Stage 7- you wake up and open another jar of Nutella

Stage 8- you continue eating Nutella

I'm currently at Stage 5 🥴....it hurts so good 🥲

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By *omeones GrumpMan
3 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Stage 1 + throw it in the bin

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
3 weeks ago

Reading

Sorry, not to yuck on your yum but I can’t think of any worse than Nutella 🤮 In fairness, I am allergic to it so that doesn’t help!

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Ewww I couldn't get past opening the jar, that stuff was churned out of the Devils hoohole

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By *agic.M OP Man
3 weeks ago

Orpington

You crazy people...Who doesn't like Nutella?

...it's what heaven tastes like

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

Hahahaa this made me laugh as its so true 🤣

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Where is the smear it on someone and lick it off stage???😋🥰👅

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I've never even tasted it, just looks yuck

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Do you actually have 3 or more jars of Nutella in your house at any time?

Or is this all occuring in the supermarket aisle? 💜

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By *ougarsilkWoman
3 weeks ago

Pleasure heaven

I have to restrict myself to buying just one jar at a time. It's so, so addictive. However it must be eaten with a teaspoon, or if it's the large jar

a long handled jam spoon haha

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By *ub with a ChubbMan
3 weeks ago

Southwest & Cork City

"Stage 1 + throw it in the bin "

Stage 1, ignore stage 1,return to store and get a refund on Nutella.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE END ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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By *agic.M OP Man
3 weeks ago

Orpington

"I've never even tasted it, just looks yuck"

You might want to turn off your autocorrect...you spelled "yummy" wrong

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

Make pancakes. Stir Nutella and smear on warm pancakes before rolling up.

Eat with ice cream.

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By *amie HantsWoman
3 weeks ago

Mariana Trench

I like it on a crumpet sometimes

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By *agic.M OP Man
3 weeks ago

Orpington

"Do you actually have 3 or more jars of Nutella in your house at any time?

Or is this all occuring in the supermarket aisle? 💜"

I bought 5 this evening... it's my "cheat" day - as in I'm cheating death even tho I'm eating all that sugar

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol

"I like it on a crumpet sometimes"

Does that actually work?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

little house on the praire

"Do you actually have 3 or more jars of Nutella in your house at any time?

Or is this all occuring in the supermarket aisle? 💜

I bought 5 this evening... it's my "cheat" day - as in I'm cheating death even tho I'm eating all that sugar"
can't believe someone could eat 5 jars of anything

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By *exy RexyMan
3 weeks ago

Up North

There’s 8 stages from entry to exit with me

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

"I like it on a crumpet sometimes

Does that actually work? "

With a lot of butter.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol

"I like it on a crumpet sometimes

Does that actually work?

With a lot of butter."

Sold!

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By *agic.M OP Man
3 weeks ago

Orpington

"Do you actually have 3 or more jars of Nutella in your house at any time?

Or is this all occuring in the supermarket aisle? 💜

I bought 5 this evening... it's my "cheat" day - as in I'm cheating death even tho I'm eating all that sugarcan't believe someone could eat 5 jars of anything"

When you eat all the healthy stuff (leafy greens, oats, chicken breast, fish, avocado, eggs, bananas, sweet potatoes...) for most of the week, by the time the weekend comes, you craving that sugar like it's air 😅

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By *arvey67Man
3 weeks ago

Grimsby

Well OP, you have a new problem in your chocolate filled kitchen. Nutella ice cream! Not had it, just seen the ad. Very expensive though, Tesco £5.50 but shop around for £4.50

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By *agic.M OP Man
3 weeks ago

Orpington

"Well OP, you have a new problem in your chocolate filled kitchen. Nutella ice cream! Not had it, just seen the ad. Very expensive though, Tesco £5.50 but shop around for £4.50"

Whaaa 😲

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By *arvey67Man
3 weeks ago

Grimsby

"Well OP, you have a new problem in your chocolate filled kitchen. Nutella ice cream! Not had it, just seen the ad. Very expensive though, Tesco £5.50 but shop around for £4.50

Whaaa 😲"

You know you want it! People like you can be bought for a tub of Nutella ice cream!

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