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"A lot. Shall I name them as well?" Location of where it happened  | |||
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"A lot. Shall I name them as well?" Yes, and a score out of 10 | |||
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"A lot. Shall I name them as well? Location of where it happened "Alright shagger! Save some action for the rest of us mere mortals 🤣 | |||
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"A lot. Shall I name them as well? Yes, and a score out of 10" most were as good as they proclaim to be on here. Couple better. Just waiting to review Meli then I’ll leave teaching completed the forum | |||
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"A lot. Shall I name them as well? Location of where it happened
Alright shagger! Save some action for the rest of us mere mortals 🤣"I’m a sharer 😉 | |||
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"A lot. Shall I name them as well? Location of where it happened "There is a reason why we keep an XL spreadsheet after all 😉 | |||
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"A lot. Shall I name them as well? Location of where it happened
There is a reason why we keep an XL spreadsheet after all 😉"XTRA LARGE. Like the condoms I wear | |||
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"have you been inside or had inside you?" Wait?!? Is that what everyone’s up to? | |||
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"Not nearly enough." Happy to help if needed. | |||
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"have you been inside or had inside you? Wait?!? Is that what everyone’s up to? " Oh are you not in the Clique? Sorry  | |||
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"All time or current? The former is a much larger number than the latter #Old #PastMyPeak " All time obvs | |||
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"None " Frida, will you ever sleep with anyone from the forums? I actually know someone you’d love | |||
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"All time or current? The former is a much larger number than the latter #Old #PastMyPeak All time obvs " In which case : Loads. But they’re UNLOS now so can’t deny anything. So you’re just going to have to #TrustMeBro on this  | |||
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"None Frida, will you ever sleep with anyone from the forums? I actually know someone you’d love" I'm not hopeful, the combination of me living in the middle of nowhere and me needing to know someone a bit before I find them attractive makes me a bit of a nightmare. | |||
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"None Frida, will you ever sleep with anyone from the forums? I actually know someone you’d love I'm not hopeful, the combination of me living in the middle of nowhere and me needing to know someone a bit before I find them attractive makes me a bit of a nightmare. " Ah yeah. Having to find the other person attractive will hinder your chances in here | |||
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"None Frida, will you ever sleep with anyone from the forums? I actually know someone you’d love I'm not hopeful, the combination of me living in the middle of nowhere and me needing to know someone a bit before I find them attractive makes me a bit of a nightmare. Ah yeah. Having to find the other person attractive will hinder your chances in here" Finding someone attractive to look at is one thing, I'm an odd person. | |||
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"None Frida, will you ever sleep with anyone from the forums? I actually know someone you’d love I'm not hopeful, the combination of me living in the middle of nowhere and me needing to know someone a bit before I find them attractive makes me a bit of a nightmare. Ah yeah. Having to find the other person attractive will hinder your chances in here Finding someone attractive to look at is one thing, I'm an odd person. " You are. ❤️ | |||
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"All time or current? The former is a much larger number than the latter #Old #PastMyPeak All time obvs In which case : Loads. But they’re UNLOS now so can’t deny anything. So you’re just going to have to #TrustMeBro on this "I've got a few UNLOS notches myself mate, they still count. They can leave the site but they can't unfuck you! | |||
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"A gentleman never tells " That’s so real. Anyway about 38 OP. | |||
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"A gentleman never tells That’s so real. Anyway about 38 OP. " Never said I was a gentleman | |||
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"A gentleman never tells That’s so real. Anyway about 38 OP. Never said I was a gentleman " My man | |||
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"Zero but it's not something I've been trying to do either " Ok jokes aside, you’re not tryna bang me?  | |||
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"Including UNLOS I believe I'm on five 💜" Damn you got me beat, I believe I'm on 4 | |||
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"Zero but it's not something I've been trying to do either " I find that's usually how it ends up happening 🤷♂️ | |||
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"Depends what qualifies as a "forumite" Either way, it's more than zero and less than a hundred. " Anyone who posts on the forum from time to time, or did when you banged them | |||
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"Zero" Let’s see about increasing that 😘 | |||
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"What constitutes a "forumite"...? I've met/'met' some who are quite prolific and have posted on 1,000s of threads and I've met/'met' two or three who have only dipped into the forums twice or thrice in 24 months. Technically speaking does one become a "forumite" the day they post on the forå for the first time?" I'm not a researcher from Sydney University so I won't attempt to officially quantify it, but i stand by my previous post on this | |||
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"Zero Let’s see about increasing that 😘" You realise three people have posted "zero", and two of them are guys? | |||
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"Zero Let’s see about increasing that 😘 You realise three people have posted "zero", and two of them are guys?" Desperate times call for desperate measures 😎 | |||
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"Zero but it's not something I've been trying to do either Ok jokes aside, you’re not tryna bang me? "Maybe you’re the exception to prove the rule And I didn’t say I wouldn’t do it either  | |||
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"A gentleman never tells " • However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it. | |||
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"Too many. Easy hunting grounds " The apex predator appears | |||
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"A gentleman never tells • However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it." I hear, on these very fora, that some ladies here indulge in this sport too | |||
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"Too many. Easy hunting grounds The apex predator appears " That would be a cool username! | |||
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"Zero Let’s see about increasing that 😘 You realise three people have posted "zero", and two of them are guys?" Haha, keep them guessing I suppose! The true recipient please stand up 😆 | |||
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"A gentleman never tells • However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Too many. Easy hunting grounds The apex predator appears That would be a cool username! " Touché! Be my guest  | |||
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"have you been inside or had inside you?" Yes | |||
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"Too many. Easy hunting grounds " My experience is that it's rarely easy, but that's just mens' experience in general I think. But good use of the forum, can definitely lead to increased chances of boning | |||
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"A gentleman never tells • However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it." Or they just enjoy continuous interaction with someone they’ve made a connection with? Some men seemingly find their feathers easily ruffled! But who am I to comment | |||
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"A gentleman never tells • However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it. I hear, on these very fora, that some ladies here indulge in this sport too" And woe betide the female being called out | |||
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"What a question. Brought a tear to my eye. Truly beautiful. 🩷" Even your deflections are poetic! | |||
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"A gentleman never tells • However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it. I hear, on these very fora, that some ladies here indulge in this sport too And woe betide the female being called out" I've seen it happen, it's just usually followed by a little white knighting | |||
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"A gentleman never tells • However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it. · I hear, on these very fora, that some ladies here indulge in this sport too" • I couldn't agree more: the very practice is unbridled and perpetuated by some women. | |||
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"Uhm, only one, but didn't meet through the forums. Only started posting on forums a couple of months ago. " I'll allow it | |||
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"A gentleman never tells • However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it. · I hear, on these very fora, that some ladies here indulge in this sport too • I couldn't agree more: the very practice is unbridled and perpetuated by some women." And the green eyed monster isn’t gender specific | |||
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"What a question. Brought a tear to my eye. Truly beautiful. 🩷 Even your deflections are poetic!" Aww, thank you Phil. Are you looking at increasing your grand total any time soon? | |||
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"Bingo took a turn..." HOUSE!! | |||
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"A gentleman never tells • However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it." Remind me again about what “lamppost pissing” Is again… is that like marking territory or something? I should probably google it.. | |||
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"A gentleman never tells • However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it. Remind me again about what “lamppost pissing” Is again… is that like marking territory or something? I should probably google it.." I get confused with gaslighting, lamppost pissing, breadcrumbing and I’m sure there’s a few others I’d never heard of before fab! | |||
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"Uhm, only one, but didn't meet through the forums. Only started posting on forums a couple of months ago. I'll allow it "Thanks! Haha 😆 Did you mean "met through the forums"? | |||
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"What a question. Brought a tear to my eye. Truly beautiful. 🩷 Even your deflections are poetic! Aww, thank you Phil. Are you looking at increasing your grand total any time soon?" You know me Meli, I'm always trying | |||
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"A gentleman never tells • However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it. Remind me again about what “lamppost pissing” Is again… is that like marking territory or something? I should probably google it.." A posh and passive aggressive way of saying “salty” | |||
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"2 stallions hung like horses 👩🦽" It's the wheelchair emoji that got me | |||
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"A gentleman never tells • However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it. · I hear, on these very fora, that some ladies here indulge in this sport too • I couldn't agree more: the very practice is unbridled and perpetuated by some women. · And the green eyed monster isn’t gender specific" • The green eyed monster is probably drinking far too much Chartreuse and Absinthe to cloud their judgement.  🧡 | |||
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"A gentleman never tells • However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it. · I hear, on these very fora, that some ladies here indulge in this sport too • I couldn't agree more: the very practice is unbridled and perpetuated by some women. · And the green eyed monster isn’t gender specific • The green eyed monster is probably drinking far too much Chartreuse and Absinthe to cloud their judgement. 🧡"So you’re drowning your sorrows that someone fucked someone you wanted to? | |||
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"A gentleman never tells • However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it. · I hear, on these very fora, that some ladies here indulge in this sport too • I couldn't agree more: the very practice is unbridled and perpetuated by some women. · And the green eyed monster isn’t gender specific • The green eyed monster is probably drinking far too much Chartreuse and Absinthe to cloud their judgement. 🧡
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"Uhm, only one, but didn't meet through the forums. Only started posting on forums a couple of months ago. I'll allow it
Thanks! Haha 😆
Did you mean "met through the forums"? "Not specifically no, although I assume in most cases 2 forumites fornicating (forumnicating?) Is likely to begin through posts and replies. I guess it's actually more interesting if you fuck a forumite without realising | |||
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"A gentleman never tells • However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it. · I hear, on these very fora, that some ladies here indulge in this sport too • I couldn't agree more: the very practice is unbridled and perpetuated by some women. · And the green eyed monster isn’t gender specific • The green eyed monster is probably drinking far too much Chartreuse and Absinthe to cloud their judgement. 🧡
So you’re drowning your sorrows that someone fucked someone you wanted to?
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Since when did this become allegorical? 🤷🏻♂️
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"*insert "Michael Jackson eating popcorn" GIF* 🍿" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌 | |||
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"*insert "Michael Jackson eating popcorn" GIF* 🍿" Might insert something else…😘 | |||
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"Uhm, only one, but didn't meet through the forums. Only started posting on forums a couple of months ago. I'll allow it
Thanks! Haha 😆
Did you mean "met through the forums"?
Not specifically no, although I assume in most cases 2 forumites fornicating (forumnicating?) Is likely to begin through posts and replies.
I guess it's actually more interesting if you fuck a forumite without realising "It is when you see them answer a post about when they last had sex and you know it was you 😂😂 The forums are a great way to find out a little about peoples personalities and browse profiles you might not otherwise come across. I enjoy it | |||
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"Uhm, only one, but didn't meet through the forums. Only started posting on forums a couple of months ago. I'll allow it
Thanks! Haha 😆
Did you mean "met through the forums"?
Not specifically no, although I assume in most cases 2 forumites fornicating (forumnicating?) Is likely to begin through posts and replies.
I guess it's actually more interesting if you fuck a forumite without realising
It is when you see them answer a post about when they last had sex and you know it was you 😂😂
The forums are a great way to find out a little about peoples personalities and browse profiles you might not otherwise come across. I enjoy it "Yeah that's awkward, I had a forumite fab a few years back, and in one of those "what are you doing this weekend" threads, she announced she was going to have sex with me. I try to be at least a bit discreet so I was fairly embarrassed to say the least... And definitely agree with your point about getting a feel for someone by how they post. This place is great for that | |||
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"For what it’s worth I actually did a forum search and educated myself about lamp post pissing.. I’m a little proud of myself I won’t lie.. 👍🏻 Go me 💪🤔" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yey!!! | |||
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"Are we talking current forumites? If so 1" Hell no, we're talking career stats | |||
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"Are we talking current forumites? If so 1 Hell no, we're talking career stats" In that case, more than 1 less than 10 | |||
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"Are we talking current forumites? If so 1 Hell no, we're talking career stats In that case, more than 1 less than 10 "So 2  | |||
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"Are we talking current forumites? If so 1 Hell no, we're talking career stats In that case, more than 1 less than 10
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"Please refer to the lamppost pissing thread OP then divide by 8. You then need to tread very carefully as it’s very misty waters. Let the ‘youngsters’ fly their flag, use your own initiative by filtering out the shite then go for the kill. You’ve got my back OP 💪💪💪 " I'm so lost, is there a specific, recent lamppost pissing thread I haven't seen? Or do you mean my Forumnication thread which ended up being about it?? | |||
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"Please refer to the lamppost pissing thread OP then divide by 8. You then need to tread very carefully as it’s very misty waters. Let the ‘youngsters’ fly their flag, use your own initiative by filtering out the shite then go for the kill. You’ve got my back OP 💪💪💪 I'm so lost, is there a specific, recent lamppost pissing thread I haven't seen? Or do you mean my Forumnication thread which ended up being about it??" Lamppost pissing, it’s about two threads down | |||
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"Please refer to the lamppost pissing thread OP then divide by 8. You then need to tread very carefully as it’s very misty waters. Let the ‘youngsters’ fly their flag, use your own initiative by filtering out the shite then go for the kill. You’ve got my back OP 💪💪💪 I'm so lost, is there a specific, recent lamppost pissing thread I haven't seen? Or do you mean my Forumnication thread which ended up being about it??" Use your own initiative like I said dude. Don’t let the cock rule you ❤️❤️❤️ | |||
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"Please refer to the lamppost pissing thread OP then divide by 8. You then need to tread very carefully as it’s very misty waters. Let the ‘youngsters’ fly their flag, use your own initiative by filtering out the shite then go for the kill. You’ve got my back OP 💪💪💪 I'm so lost, is there a specific, recent lamppost pissing thread I haven't seen? Or do you mean my Forumnication thread which ended up being about it?? Use your own initiative like I said dude. Don’t let the cock rule you ❤️❤️❤️" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Please refer to the lamppost pissing thread OP then divide by 8. You then need to tread very carefully as it’s very misty waters. Let the ‘youngsters’ fly their flag, use your own initiative by filtering out the shite then go for the kill. You’ve got my back OP 💪💪💪 I'm so lost, is there a specific, recent lamppost pissing thread I haven't seen? Or do you mean my Forumnication thread which ended up being about it?? Lamppost pissing, it’s about two threads down " Oh I only read my own threads | |||
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"Please refer to the lamppost pissing thread OP then divide by 8. You then need to tread very carefully as it’s very misty waters. Let the ‘youngsters’ fly their flag, use your own initiative by filtering out the shite then go for the kill. You’ve got my back OP 💪💪💪 I'm so lost, is there a specific, recent lamppost pissing thread I haven't seen? Or do you mean my Forumnication thread which ended up being about it?? Lamppost pissing, it’s about two threads down " Honestly 🤦🏻🤦🏻 I can’t help these people 🤦🏻🤦🏻 | |||
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"To be honest i surprised myself with the stats when I added them up. But, that said I'm not greedy and I made sure to leave all the ones under a 7/10 for everyone else. 😁 " Fucking savage ☠️🤣 | |||
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"To be honest i surprised myself with the stats when I added them up. But, that said I'm not greedy and I made sure to leave all the ones under a 7/10 for everyone else. 😁 Fucking savage ☠️🤣" Honesty is the best policy Bella  | |||
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"To be honest i surprised myself with the stats when I added them up. But, that said I'm not greedy and I made sure to leave all the ones under a 7/10 for everyone else. 😁 " Fuck yes. I love rifling through the dregs 💜 | |||
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"To be honest i surprised myself with the stats when I added them up. But, that said I'm not greedy and I made sure to leave all the ones under a 7/10 for everyone else. 😁 Fucking savage ☠️🤣 Honesty is the best policy Bella "So true 🤣 | |||
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"To be honest i surprised myself with the stats when I added them up. But, that said I'm not greedy and I made sure to leave all the ones under a 7/10 for everyone else. 😁 Fuck yes. I love rifling through the dregs 💜" Just take wet wipes is the best advice I can give x | |||
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"To be honest i surprised myself with the stats when I added them up. But, that said I'm not greedy and I made sure to leave all the ones under a 7/10 for everyone else. 😁 Fuck yes. I love rifling through the dregs 💜 Just take wet wipes is the best advice I can give x " I've got my Primark argan oil wipes on hand, don't you worry. I am well experienced in dealing with trash 💜 | |||
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"Anyway. Everyone back off lancashire red, she's mine 😏" Sorry, apparently you can only lamppost piss in the official lampost pissing thread. I don't make the rules 🤷♂️ | |||
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"Anyway. Everyone back off lancashire red, she's mine 😏 Sorry, apparently you can only lamppost piss in the official lampost pissing thread. I don't make the rules 🤷♂️" Or on my illuminatingly exquisite lampost outside my house | |||
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"Anyway. Everyone back off lancashire red, she's mine 😏 Sorry, apparently you can only lamppost piss in the official lampost pissing thread. I don't make the rules 🤷♂️" Oh, I'm not lamppost pissing. I'm stating facts. | |||
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"Anyway. Everyone back off lancashire red, she's mine 😏 Sorry, apparently you can only lamppost piss in the official lampost pissing thread. I don't make the rules 🤷♂️" Oh how uncouth. I do hope no-one has pissed on my lamppost 💜 | |||
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"No one from this thread. Yet. Over the years, a trio. None of them have posted in about 8/10 years. I think they all left once they met me. "They knew they'd never reach such glorious peaks again I'm sure 💜 | |||
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"No one from this thread. Yet. Over the years, a trio. None of them have posted in about 8/10 years. I think they all left once they met me.
They knew they'd never reach such glorious peaks again I'm sure 💜"They left my company and thought "Fab, completed it". Then went UNLOS. | |||
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"Anyway. Everyone back off lancashire red, she's mine 😏 Sorry, apparently you can only lamppost piss in the official lampost pissing thread. I don't make the rules 🤷♂️ Oh, I'm not lamppost pissing. I'm stating facts. " What’s the saying … “the more opinions you have, the less you see”. 🙄 Anyway, ta Bella 💗💗 I like to deal in facts x | |||
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"Forumite virgin here. " Same as about 95% on this thread dude. No panic 🙌 | |||
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"Uhm, only one, but didn't meet through the forums. Only started posting on forums a couple of months ago. I'll allow it
Thanks! Haha 😆
Did you mean "met through the forums"?
Not specifically no, although I assume in most cases 2 forumites fornicating (forumnicating?) Is likely to begin through posts and replies.
I guess it's actually more interesting if you fuck a forumite without realising
It is when you see them answer a post about when they last had sex and you know it was you 😂😂
The forums are a great way to find out a little about peoples personalities and browse profiles you might not otherwise come across. I enjoy it
Yeah that's awkward, I had a forumite fab a few years back, and in one of those "what are you doing this weekend" threads, she announced she was going to have sex with me. I try to be at least a bit discreet so I was fairly embarrassed to say the least...
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"...Since when did this become allegorical? 🤷🏻♂️
When you specifically aimed your jibe at me "· I think you're woefully misinformed. I made no jibe at you. My initial remark was made in •general• terms and I latched onto your comment because my comment would have been incongruous on its own. I don't know you. I have no idea who you are or where in the fora you prevail. I took your 'green eyed monster' remark in general terms too; I had no idea it was directed at me nor any inkling of who I'm supposed to be jealous of. Enlighten me: who's bonking who at the moment? I'm not currently up with the current affairs. | |||
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"...Since when did this become allegorical? 🤷🏻♂️
When you specifically aimed your jibe at me
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I think you're woefully misinformed. I made no jibe at you. My initial remark was made in •general• terms and I latched onto your comment because my comment would have been incongruous on its own.
I don't know you. I have no idea who you are or where in the fora you prevail.
I took your 'green eyed monster' remark in general terms too; I had no idea it was directed at me nor any inkling of who I'm supposed to be jealous of. Enlighten me: who's bonking who at the moment? I'm not currently up with the current affairs."Awww nero ❤️ i think its a typical case of miscommunication its so silly anyway | |||
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"6 I think, however at least 4 are no longer posting or unlos so i dont know what that says about me 🤣🤣" It says you're no quitter! | |||
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"Just the one...last summer! And tbh, it wasn't much to write home write about. Too much talk, not enough action. Thankfully they've been UNLOS for quite sometime now. When I'm in a position to meet people again, I'll certainly be giving forumites a wide berth! " #notallforumites | |||
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"A lot. Shall I name them as well? Location of where it happened
There is a reason why we keep an XL spreadsheet after all 😉
XTRA LARGE. Like the condoms I wear"You suppose to pop on your knob not over your head!!! Oh Stephen | |||
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"A lot. Shall I name them as well? Location of where it happened
There is a reason why we keep an XL spreadsheet after all 😉
XTRA LARGE. Like the condoms I wear
You suppose to pop on your knob not over your head!!! Oh Stephen"I always dive head first into it. So I have to. | |||
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"Virgin here and vulnerable " You should team up with Baphunter - between the 2 of you all the bases are covered | |||
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"Virgin here and vulnerable You should team up with Baphunter - between the 2 of you all the bases are covered "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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