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"Which mouth we talking about here?" wherever you put the lippy… | |||
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"Which mouth we talking about here?" If the lippy ends up around my cock i don't mind. | |||
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"I prefer the term spinster thank you very much! " You're a long way off yet, young lady. | |||
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"I haven't brushed my teeth yet. Do I win?" where did you have them last? Have you checked down the back of the couch? Xx | |||
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"I identify as a hag thank you very much. Munter is so common 🙄" That’s with the ‘S’ at the beginning being silent Im guessing xx   | |||
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"I haven't brushed my teeth yet. Do I win? where did you have them last? Have you checked down the back of the couch? Xx "I put them under my pillow but the tooth fairy is a tight fisted bitch  | |||
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"I haven't brushed my teeth yet. Do I win? where did you have them last? Have you checked down the back of the couch? Xx
I put them under my pillow but the tooth fairy is a tight fisted bitch "All i got from that is someone fisted the tooth fairy??? Do i need a time out? | |||
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"It’s rarer to see people under 30 on Fab " 85% of the messages I get are from randy puppies in the 20-29 age range… somehow they believe the “Fuck an ugly old hag tonight” “Lots of lonely grannies hungry for your cock” banners that appear on porn sites and they *genuinely* think it’s going to be that easy… 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have so much fun bursting their bubbles… 🥲🥲🤣🤣
Couple of gems around, don’t get me wrong! As that is my preferred age range but have to sort through a lot of chaff… | |||
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"46 and starting to feel like a washed up like an old crone 😳" Do you have a carrot for a nose and cats?? Think you may have a few good years left xx | |||
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"It’s rarer to see people under 30 on Fab 85% of the messages I get are from randy puppies in the 20-29 age range… somehow they believe the “Fuck an ugly old hag tonight” “Lots of lonely grannies hungry for your cock” banners that appear on porn sites and they *genuinely* think it’s going to be that easy… 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have so much fun bursting their bubbles… 🥲🥲🤣🤣
Couple of gems around, don’t get me wrong! As that is my preferred age range but have to sort through a lot of chaff… "The problem is porn is their terms of reference for relationships - so they don’t understand when occasionally someone says no x | |||
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"46 and starting to feel like a washed up like an old crone 😳 Do you have a carrot for a nose and cats?? Think you may have a few good years left xx"🤣😂🤣 warts on my face with hairs coming out too | |||
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"46 and starting to feel like a washed up like an old crone 😳 Do you have a carrot for a nose and cats?? Think you may have a few good years left xx
🤣😂🤣 warts on my face with hairs coming out too "oooh you total tease xx i may need a minute now… Cleanup in aisle 1!!! | |||
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"Im an old abd broken munter😳" oooh ya big liar xx you’re neither and. Youve got a lovely voice too xx | |||
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"I haven't brushed my teeth yet. Do I win? where did you have them last? Have you checked down the back of the couch? Xx
I put them under my pillow but the tooth fairy is a tight fisted bitch "Ooooo. Gizza gummy. | |||
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"Inspired by another thread… are you over 30?? Have you forgotten to comb your hair and put on lippy?? Get your name in here and let’s see if we can get you matched up with someone "I only comb my hair when i wash it, which is twice a week. I don't own any makeup so defo no lippy. | |||
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"I prefer the term spinster thank you very much! " Do you need to own cats to be a spinster?? | |||
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"I prefer the term spinster thank you very much! Do you need to own cats to be a spinster??" According to Cambridge English Dictionary.... "English spinster noun old-fashioned a woman who is not married, especially a woman who is no longer young and seems unlikely ever to marry" Don't need cats | |||
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As we all know, all bodies are exactly the same, all people think and respond the same. Guess that makes me an old munter.  | |||
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"Thirty is the cut off point? Darn it.
As we all know, all bodies are exactly the same, all people think and respond the same. Guess that makes me an old munter. "I think that was the reason that inspired this thread you gorgeous woman xx | |||
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"I prefer the term spinster thank you very much! Do you need to own cats to be a spinster?? According to Cambridge English Dictionary.... "English spinster noun old-fashioned a woman who is not married, especially a woman who is no longer young and seems unlikely ever to marry" Don't need cats "Well I live with someone but we are never going to get married so I'll take it, spinster sounds better than munter | |||
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"Shouldn't we all just go ahead and get in the bin? Might be a slightly more dignified way of ending things? "Everyone knows to leave their dignity and self respect at the door on my threads | |||
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"Wow ive officially been labelled an old munter today 🤣" Now that makes you definately my type | |||
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"Wow ive officially been labelled an old munter today 🤣" Wtf - you're only 34. | |||
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"Wow ive officially been labelled an old munter today 🤣 Now that makes you definately my type "Omg it actually does ... but then again i thought you liked geriatric? Im not quite there yet 😘 | |||
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"Wow ive officially been labelled an old munter today 🤣 Wtf - you're only 34. "The title says over 30 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Wow ive officially been labelled an old munter today 🤣 Wtf - you're only 34.
The title says over 30 🤣🤣"Ok. Now I feel old. Pfffft.  | |||
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"Shouldn't we all just go ahead and get in the bin? Might be a slightly more dignified way of ending things?
Everyone knows to leave their dignity and self respect at the door on my threads "Ah yes, I should have seen the sign above the door, apologies. But seeing as how we're all here now, sat in the gross, stinky Bin For The Aged, we can keep each other company! Biscuit anyone?  | |||
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"Shouldn't we all just go ahead and get in the bin? Might be a slightly more dignified way of ending things?
Everyone knows to leave their dignity and self respect at the door on my threads
Ah yes, I should have seen the sign above the door, apologies.
But seeing as how we're all here now, sat in the gross, stinky Bin For The Aged, we can keep each other company!
Biscuit anyone? "We're the raggy dolls. I'll be sad sack 🤓 | |||
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Now just to shave my chin.... | |||
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"I'm taking myself off this thread now. I've brushed both my teeth and my hair
Now just to shave my chin...."Do you think you could not do that whilst I lick your pussy. | |||
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"Inspired by another thread… are you over 30?? Have you forgotten to comb your hair and put on lippy?? Get your name in here and let’s see if we can get you matched up with someone "If this is the requirements then Ailsa is definitely one - she has something of the mad scientist about her. I dodge the requirements by virtue of shaving my head, and therefore having no hair to comb. | |||
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"You called ?" I'll snog your face off 🤓 | |||
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"I'm taking myself off this thread now. I've brushed both my teeth and my hair
Now just to shave my chin....
Do you think you could not do that whilst I lick your pussy. "Chunky!!!! 🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm taking myself off this thread now. I've brushed both my teeth and my hair
Now just to shave my chin....
Do you think you could not do that whilst I lick your pussy.
Chunky!!!! 🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣"Every time you jerk, your thighs tense up and my ears get a bashing. | |||
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"I'm taking myself off this thread now. I've brushed both my teeth and my hair
Now just to shave my chin...."Which reminds me, need to shave my ears, again | |||
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"Well I’m glad it made you lol it’s disgusting behaviour from anyone so spin on that 🖕🏻" Are you just shouting at yourself? | |||
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"Well I’m glad it made you lol it’s disgusting behaviour from anyone so spin on that 🖕🏻 Are you just shouting at yourself? " no the person who messaged me about it will know it was meant for him | |||
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"I prefer the term spinster thank you very much! Do you need to own cats to be a spinster??" Well I own a cat , only pussy I've seen for awhile, over 50 , so I'm in the club ! | |||
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"Well I’m glad it made you lol it’s disgusting behaviour from anyone so spin on that 🖕🏻 Are you just shouting at yourself? no the person who messaged me about it will know it was meant for him " see to forum post "Old Munters" jeez i thought you were being funny - if you were being serious then he needs neutering in case he reproduces xxx he’s trying to apologise now | |||
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"I found my people. I've found my vibe "Yes, me too. Home sweet home! | |||
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"I found my people. I've found my vibe
Yes, me too.
Home sweet home!"Oooh yeahhhhh | |||
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"I found my people. I've found my vibe "***narrows eyes*** That sounds suspiciously like a positive sentiment. We don't do that here.  | |||
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"I found my people. I've found my vibe
***narrows eyes***
That sounds suspiciously like a positive sentiment.
We don't do that here. "My threads are always positive - we’re just not sure what we’re positive about… | |||
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"Does it count if I still have yesterday's lipstick on...? 💜" ...my collar? 💌 | |||
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"Does it count if I still have yesterday's lipstick on...? 💜 ...my collar? 💌" It's lipstain sweetness, if it's on your collar the day after then it's on that collar forever 💜 | |||
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"Inspired by another thread… are you over 30?? Have you forgotten to comb your hair and put on lippy?? Get your name in here and let’s see if we can get you matched up with someone "Is over 30 old? I’ll just crawl into bed for a sulk now. | |||
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"Inspired by another thread… are you over 30?? Have you forgotten to comb your hair and put on lippy?? Get your name in here and let’s see if we can get you matched up with someone
Is over 30 old? I’ll just crawl into bed for a sulk now. "Nudge over, we can have some cuddles, like old people do. 😆 | |||
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"Does it count if I still have yesterday's lipstick on...? 💜 ...my collar? 💌 · It's lipstain sweetness, if it's on your collar the day after then it's on that collar forever 💜" • Your lipstains are as indelible as those memories. | |||
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