FabSwingers.com forum: The most stunning lady

By *smith87 OP Man
4 weeks ago

totton

Oh my bloody hell. I have just seen the most beautiful lady in Millbrook McDonald's. A staff member. Any one else seen a truly phenomenal lady in places like this

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By *offysmangoMan
4 weeks ago

Colchester

Yes. Funnily enough, she was also a worker at a fast food restaurant. Absolutely stunning.

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By *smith87 OP Man
4 weeks ago

totton

"Yes. Funnily enough, she was also a worker at a fast food restaurant. Absolutely stunning. "

She was so fucking unreal. I wish I was confident enough to say hi

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By *ude LawMan
4 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Oh my bloody hell. I have just seen the most beautiful lady in Millbrook McDonald's. A staff member. Any one else seen a truly phenomenal lady in places like this"

^He's lovin' it.

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By *smith87 OP Man
4 weeks ago

totton

"Oh my bloody hell. I have just seen the most beautiful lady in Millbrook McDonald's. A staff member. Any one else seen a truly phenomenal lady in places like this

^He's lovin' it."

Lol

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By *ildTimes.Man
4 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Someone needs a Mc Dickin Sandwich 🥪

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

"Someone needs a Mc Dickin Sandwich 🥪"

🤣🤣

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By *agic.MMan
4 weeks ago

Orpington

Sounds like the beginning of a cheesey romcom 👀

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Oh my bloody hell. I have just seen the most beautiful lady in Millbrook McDonald's. A staff member. Any one else seen a truly phenomenal lady in places like this

^He's lovin' it."

😂😂😂

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
4 weeks ago

North West

I see beautiful people all the time when out and about but there is a chap who works in a coffee shop near my office who is stunning. His features are just gorgeous. I don’t fancy him but he is just a marvel to look at and admire.

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By *ittleLiaisonsWoman
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Happy meals have changed.

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford

A local delivery woman looks like a model in my area

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By *inky PerkyCouple
4 weeks ago

Kingston

What would James Bond say?

"I'd prefer to eat it in the car"

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By *oneyBee200Woman
4 weeks ago

Kent

"Happy meals have changed."

🤣🤣

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By *iaisonseekerMan
4 weeks ago

Liverpool

Shame it wasn't KFC for the finger lickin' goodness

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By *iss.BellaWoman
4 weeks ago

The sparky that come to sort the dodgy wiring in my house, fuck he was beautiful 😍

Completely unrelated, does anyone know how to safely undo fixed wiring?

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By *a LunaWoman
4 weeks ago

o o OO o o

"The sparky that come to sort the dodgy wiring in my house, fuck he was beautiful 😍

Completely unrelated, does anyone know how to safely undo fixed wiring?

No, but wear Wellies and don’t touch a red wire 💥

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By *iss.BellaWoman
4 weeks ago

"The sparky that come to sort the dodgy wiring in my house, fuck he was beautiful 😍

Completely unrelated, does anyone know how to safely undo fixed wiring?

No, but wear Wellies and don’t touch a red wire 💥"

thanks

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol

"The sparky that come to sort the dodgy wiring in my house, fuck he was beautiful 😍

Completely unrelated, does anyone know how to safely undo fixed wiring?

No, but wear Wellies and don’t touch a red wire 💥

thanks

Or a red wine 😎

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By *raveboyMan
4 weeks ago

Helston

"The sparky that come to sort the dodgy wiring in my house, fuck he was beautiful 😍

Completely unrelated, does anyone know how to safely undo fixed wiring?

No, but wear Wellies and don’t touch a red wire 💥"

😂😂😂😂

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By *smith87 OP Man
4 weeks ago

totton

Is it weird to tell someone there beautiful.

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By *olo180Man
4 weeks ago

Greater London

"Is it weird to tell someone there beautiful."

Depends if your mouth is full of Big Mac at the time

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By *iss.BellaWoman
4 weeks ago

"Is it weird to tell someone there beautiful."

Yes if it's to someone on a swingers site to get in their underwear 🤷‍♀️

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

"Is it weird to tell someone there beautiful.

Depends if your mouth is full of Big Mac at the time

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *aizyWoman
4 weeks ago

west midlands

"Is it weird to tell someone there beautiful."

Not if you're James Blunt.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol

"Is it weird to tell someone there beautiful.

Not if you're James Blunt."

It’s true 🎶

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By *effdelightMan
4 weeks ago

Grimsby

There was a woman on here a nurse from London who was incredible

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By *r X46Man
4 weeks ago

Liverpool

There is was a stunning woman who used work in the local Tesco extra near me.

She could have been a movie star.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedfuck

There was a checkout assistant in a supermarket I did my shop in called Porno, so her name badge said.

Not particularly stunning but OK.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
4 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

I used to buy my chips

From an oppressive chip shop regime,

The girl who worked there

She seemed happy

But I knew it was not what it seemed,

"Do you want salt and vinegar?"

Was what they made her say,

But in the language of the ghetto

That means "Help,

I'm a woman in chains!"

I wanted to free her,

In my dreams I would see her

Running naked through the woods round Rainham

If I had some tigers I'd train them

To protect her

From the sexual facism that was lurking round the gherkins

I'd lean across the counter and we would talk,

I carved her name, Debbie, on a little wooden fork,

But into the shop came a skin-head gang

They snatched the fork from my hand

Debbie, she looked at me

To assert my masculinty I said "Oi!"

They said "What?!"

I said "Nothing

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