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By *nked_kinky89 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton

I'll start:

Controls and Automation engineer

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Emergency Services

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By *otmyrealname99Man
4 weeks ago

Manchester

Piss around on Fab Forums

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By *mmaleiaWoman
4 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Wheeler dealer

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By *ildTimes.Man
4 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Professional Troll 🥪

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By *5NyorksMan
4 weeks ago

.......

As Little as possible

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By *jh59Man
4 weeks ago

Stoke Golding

Driver

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
4 weeks ago

Reading

Retired smugly

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By *fffunCouple
4 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Distracted and Hardley working!

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By *nked_kinky89 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton


"Distracted and Hardley working! "

Same here!

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By *he OpalsnakeMan
4 weeks ago

Thirsk

Social Work and counselling

PT wrestling trainer/coach

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By *p4funCouple
4 weeks ago

Plymouth

Lead guitarist in a rock band

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By *r peeperMan
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

On tools most of the time

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
4 weeks ago

Café Leblanc, Stourbridge

Forklift operator.

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By *ivilised matureMan
4 weeks ago

East Sheen/ Barnes

Happily retired

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By *hortieWoman
4 weeks ago

Northampton

Shitposter.

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By *earded BeastMan
4 weeks ago

durham

security consultant

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By *dalisqueWoman
4 weeks ago

land of make believe

I'm working my way through my bucket list.

🩵

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By *nalleesaMan
4 weeks ago

Birkenhead

Part time whore

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By *eardedguy83Man
4 weeks ago

Worcestershire


"I'm working my way through my bucket list.

🩵"

Teacher ….going off the sexy glasses

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich

Nerd herder

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
4 weeks ago

Southport

Logistics and volunteering somewhere a bit 'spicy'

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By *il miss bootsWoman
4 weeks ago

Kent

Try to make semblance of chaos, so its understandable and organised....

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By *enda83Man
4 weeks ago

newcastle

Have my own small (just two of us) paving and building company

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By *exyScientistsCouple
4 weeks ago

Castlebar

Health service/ professional servant for teenagers 🙄

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By *hortieWoman
4 weeks ago

Northampton


"Nerd herder "

Stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking???

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich


"Nerd herder

Stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking??? "

No need to talk about them that way

But yes b

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By *and12Couple
4 weeks ago

flint

I'm a window licker collector

Only part time

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By *dalisqueWoman
4 weeks ago

land of make believe


"I'm working my way through my bucket list.

🩵

Teacher ….going off the sexy glasses"

😘😘

🩵

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By *hortieWoman
4 weeks ago

Northampton


"Nerd herder

Stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking???

No need to talk about them that way

But yes b"

On my way

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich


"Nerd herder

Stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking???

No need to talk about them that way

But yes b

On my way "

Brilliant, can you code? You tick every other box required, and a few nice to haves

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
4 weeks ago

North West

Professional sugar ball sucker 🍭

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By *sStephenPickleMan
4 weeks ago

Ends

Nice try Officer

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By *eading beddingMan
4 weeks ago

Berks

Spreadsheet jockey 🤓

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By *estructionDollyWoman
4 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Full time procrastinator

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By *inglenik07Man
4 weeks ago

corsham

Plumber!

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Marlow

Snake charmer

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

4 weeks ago

East Sussex

For money? Nothing

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By *herrybakewellCouple
4 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I have my own business making machinery for the lostwax casting industry.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Women.... I do women.

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

carluke

Work with wood and cook animals

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By *nked_kinky89 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton


"Professional sugar ball sucker 🍭"

Form an orderly queue?

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By *rincipessaWoman
4 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

Whatever I please, whenever I want

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By *partharmonyCouple
4 weeks ago

Ruislip

I'm a software tester. Luke

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By *eneralKenobiMan
4 weeks ago

North Angus

Too much for too little

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
4 weeks ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

Events

Commercial baking

I’m also an illustrator in my spare time

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

As the saying goes these days “Content Creator”, in other words I make adult content.

Trixie

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

I'm an engineer

(I know - yawn).

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford

I'm contacted 40 hours and do nowhere near that

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By *2000ManMan
4 weeks ago

Worthing

Freelance I.T.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
4 weeks ago

North Angus


"Too much for too little "

I should add more

My job title is Charge hand

I’m the main high pressure test and flushing technician serving the offshore industry, I am also the store man, Joiner and Forklift driver up to 20 tonnes and if the welder is off, that’s my job too

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By *mily28Woman
4 weeks ago

Clapham

Reception teacher in a prep school

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By *xfordjohnMan
4 weeks ago

Oxford

Retired so I do lots of different things and don't get paid for any of them - it was vegetation clearance in my local wild life reserve today.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
4 weeks ago

Leeds

I make jizz pretty 😂

Mrs

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By *oyl3Couple
4 weeks ago

Burntwood

Gravedigger

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I make jizz pretty 😂

Mrs "

And the winner is......

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
4 weeks ago

Leeds


"I make jizz pretty 😂

Mrs

And the winner is......

"

Haha thanks, want your jizz making pretty?? 😂

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By *irexMan
4 weeks ago

Hertford

Anything the wife tells me to do 🤷‍♂️

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

I help people 🤷‍♀️

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"Anything the wife tells me to do 🤷‍♂️"

That's why i'm single 😂

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By *offysmangoMan
4 weeks ago

Colchester

ICU nurse

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By *ames69954Man
4 weeks ago

reading

Electrician

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By *luebell888Woman
4 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Healthcare worker

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By *emptme1993Man
4 weeks ago

Manchester

Feel like I babysit fully grown adults 🤦‍♂️

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By *ushrangerMan
4 weeks ago

Hampshire

Assistant operations manager.

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By *eddy004Man
4 weeks ago

Toy Town

Teach swimming and train new and existing lifeguards

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By *avstarTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Northampton

Welder

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Mechanical Engineer amongst other things my wife wants

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By *eardedguy83Man
4 weeks ago

Worcestershire

Semi retired Company Director

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 weeks ago

Woodley

IT service management

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
4 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Deputy Manager in a Day Nursery. I also care for Toddlers

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By *ondon2023Man
4 weeks ago

London

Carpenter

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
4 weeks ago

kent

G: Create visually cool things for clients

A: Manage science/medical labs and people

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By *arkus1812Man
4 weeks ago

Lifes Departure Lounge

I enjoy a well earned retiremant

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By *entlemanJay39Man
4 weeks ago

Northampton


"Emergency Services"

Good ol' water fairies 😉

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By *ideshaft1971Man
4 weeks ago

Midlands


"IT service management "

Really hoping for an IT issue soon!

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By *olf-of-OdinMan
4 weeks ago

Winchester

Multi skilled do dah.

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By *eth2024Man
4 weeks ago

haywards heath

Futures trader, riddled with ADHD and love sex 😂

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By *orphia2003Woman
4 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Security sector.

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By *idssissyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Nr cricket ground birm

Was accountant before mh kicked in

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
4 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Whatever Simon says

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By *avexxMan
4 weeks ago

cheshire

secret agent

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By *ChubsMan
4 weeks ago

West Midlands

Service engineer. Travel the country daily

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By *ittlebirdWoman
4 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Chaos coordinator. I have a mug to prove it ♥️

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By *inxy777Woman
4 weeks ago

essex

This and that

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By *rHotNottsMan
4 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Trying to be retired now. Last position was COO.

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
4 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Ring leader 🎪

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By *heGateKeeperMan
4 weeks ago

Stratford

Public sector pen pusher

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By *indergirlWoman
4 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

👂🦻

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
4 weeks ago

Altrincham

Look pretty

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By *smith87Man
4 weeks ago

totton

Transport planner

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By *rostgiantMan
4 weeks ago

Wilts

Allocator of resources

Block out the sun

Dress up as a power ranger and compete in tournaments of a specific niche sport

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
4 weeks ago

from mars

Gigolo

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By *5NyorksMan
4 weeks ago

.......

Attempt to look busy at my desk while browsing fab..

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By *pontaneous_coupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Hoddesdon

Psychic tarot reader

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By *hemackisbackMan
4 weeks ago

Carlisle

Bartender

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By *onty777Man
4 weeks ago

midlands

Marketing Consultant

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
4 weeks ago

Derby

Food grower

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By *ir SupremacyMan
4 weeks ago

Bolton

Government dependent...think like Jabbas Palace sort of stuff.

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By *ENGUYMan
4 weeks ago

Hull

Until I retired in mid-2021, I worked in Senior Management roles in Hotels including 25 years aa a Licensee. Also worked in Security Industry.

But couldn't give up work totally, so now do e Voluntary Work roles in the NHS.

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By *oreddad2023Man
4 weeks ago

Accrington

Aftermarket sales for industrial equipment

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By *JB1954Man
4 weeks ago

Reading

After apprenticeship. Commissioning engineer for automation in car industry . About 25 years. Then electrical technician in a fully computerised factory until retirement December 2019.

So no work now

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By *iyoursideMan
4 weeks ago

South Birmingham

Your mom (sorry)

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By *ucka39Man
4 weeks ago

Newcastle

Multitasker professionally

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By *ikerdevil2025Man
4 weeks ago

Surrey

Machine operator

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By *sjrcMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Work in policy and campaigns for a third sector (charity) organisation

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By *recticWoman
4 weeks ago

taunton

Office Fun Sponge

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By *cribeMan
4 weeks ago

Bridgend

After 38yrs as a shift worker in steel industry, just early retired. Thank fuck.

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By *ust want a smileMan
4 weeks ago

whitby

Vicar

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By *ack1971Man
4 weeks ago

Cork

Artist, named Con.

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By *ilverjagMan
4 weeks ago

swansea

Make things happen rather than waiting for things to happen.

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By *londebiguyMan
4 weeks ago

Southport


"I make jizz pretty 😂

Mrs "

I met a Jizz Artist once.

She made jewelry with it.

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By *UNKIEMan
4 weeks ago

south east

Perv

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By *carlettsWoman
4 weeks ago

Harpenden

Herd cattle

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