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By *piritualSFC OP   Man
5 days ago

london

How do you sort out this heat horn if you are living in London?

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By *lcherasDreamTimeCouple
5 days ago

Manchester

🤣

The struggle is real! Even up north!

We've actually contemplated getting pet cooling mats to put on the bed 🥵🔥

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By *hickthighs25Woman
5 days ago

Stockton

I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
5 days ago

Den of Iniquity


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh "

Almost perfect but no Gravy 😩

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By *ogmark1Man
5 days ago

Reading


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh "

Chilli sauce?

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By *ocksareoffMan
5 days ago

Lincolnshire


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh "

Is there any garlic sauce on that kebab of yours?

I do hope so, so I can lick it off

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By *igboobstCouple
5 days ago

barrow

If we lived in London we'd move for a start

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By *hickthighs25Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

Chilli sauce? "

Of course garlic and chilli were greedy us northerners

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By *hickthighs25Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

Is there any garlic sauce on that kebab of yours?

I do hope so, so I can lick it off "

Always 👅

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By *radeSkinMan
5 days ago

withywood

Have a cool shower

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By *oeBeansMan
5 days ago

Derby

Only Londoners can take this heat that that whole country is experiencing and make it about themselves. I get it must feel warmer because of the high pollution rate, but we're all suffering here!

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
5 days ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

North Wales and it's just about warm enough to get the big coat off

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By *tickytip44Man
5 days ago

north wales


"North Wales and it's just about warm enough to get the big coat off "

😂😂😂

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By *ocksareoffMan
5 days ago

Lincolnshire


"Only Londoners can take this heat that that whole country is experiencing and make it about themselves. I get it must feel warmer because of the high pollution rate, but we're all suffering here!"

Yeah its always fun riding on the Central line in summer 🫠

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By *piritualSFC OP   Man
5 days ago

london


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh "

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

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By *piritualSFC OP   Man
5 days ago

london


"North Wales and it's just about warm enough to get the big coat off "

Ooh I would love to get a bit more off than just the coat.

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By *avtrophyMan
5 days ago

Bourne End

Numb it with alcohol… but be warned it comes back more intense as hangover horn the day after! 😂

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
5 days ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders


"North Wales and it's just about warm enough to get the big coat off

Ooh I would love to get a bit more off than just the coat. "

Calm down it's not hot enough for that yet for us gogleddwr

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By *hickthighs25Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted."

Youve never lived you southerners

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By *tickytip44Man
5 days ago

north wales


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners "

They don’t even have gravy in the chippys wtf

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By *peedyGMan
5 days ago

Telford


"Only Londoners can take this heat that that whole country is experiencing and make it about themselves. I get it must feel warmer because of the high pollution rate, but we're all suffering here!"

Too right!

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By *piritualSFC OP   Man
5 days ago

london


"North Wales and it's just about warm enough to get the big coat off

Ooh I would love to get a bit more off than just the coat.

Calm down it's not hot enough for that yet for us gogleddwr "

A bit of cayenne powder and some chilli flakes would change that.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

They don’t even have gravy in the chippys wtf"

They have white weird sauce on there pies and mash ... psychopaths

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By *tickytip44Man
5 days ago

north wales


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

They don’t even have gravy in the chippys wtf

They have white weird sauce on there pies and mash ... psychopaths "

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

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By *ocksareoffMan
5 days ago

Lincolnshire


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

They don’t even have gravy in the chippys wtf

They have white weird sauce on there pies and mash ... psychopaths "

And mayo on their chips 😬

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By *emptme1993Man
5 days ago

manchester

Yeah up in artic Manchester I’m walking around in 4 layers just to stop my todger falling off in this brutal cold weather we’re having while looking at the people in London who are literally 150 miles away are sunning it up

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By *igboobstCouple
5 days ago

barrow


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

They don’t even have gravy in the chippys wtf

They have white weird sauce on there pies and mash ... psychopaths "

And no parmos 🤔🤔

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By *piritualSFC OP   Man
5 days ago

london


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners "

We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.

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By *emptme1993Man
5 days ago

manchester


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

They don’t even have gravy in the chippys wtf

They have white weird sauce on there pies and mash ... psychopaths "

Not like you to turn down white sauce

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
5 days ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders


"North Wales and it's just about warm enough to get the big coat off

Ooh I would love to get a bit more off than just the coat.

Calm down it's not hot enough for that yet for us gogleddwr

A bit of cayenne powder and some chilli flakes would change that. "

You do what! I'm Welsh, I want cheese on toast and leek pie with Welsh cakes and a Bara Brith!...none of that fancy stuff diolch yn fawr

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By *igad999Man
5 days ago

wolverhampton


"How do you sort out this heat horn if you are living in London?"

We are both not skinny

I’m medium to large and wife’s BBW

Ends up real hot sticky sweaty mess coming together

Shower together after to freshen up

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By *hickthighs25Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin. "

I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going

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By *piritualSFC OP   Man
5 days ago

london


"North Wales and it's just about warm enough to get the big coat off

Ooh I would love to get a bit more off than just the coat.

Calm down it's not hot enough for that yet for us gogleddwr

A bit of cayenne powder and some chilli flakes would change that.

You do what! I'm Welsh, I want cheese on toast and leek pie with Welsh cakes and a Bara Brith!...none of that fancy stuff diolch yn fawr "

Cheese on toast is underrated. It is definitely an aphrodisiac.

Not sure what a bara birth is but hope it is something naughty.

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By *ighlandguy007Man
5 days ago

inverness

Check you lot out all discussing food that’s not even deep fried pha heathens

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By *ocksareoffMan
5 days ago

Lincolnshire


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.

I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going "

I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?

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By *piritualSFC OP   Man
5 days ago

london


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.

I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going "

Well depends what hands. Gentle or firm?

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By *hickthighs25Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.

I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going

I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass? "

Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies

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By *ocksareoffMan
5 days ago

Lincolnshire


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.

I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going

I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?

Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies "

Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.

Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.

I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going

I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?

Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies

Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.

Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣"

Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣

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By *piritualSFC OP   Man
5 days ago

london


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.

I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going

I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?

Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies

Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.

Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣

Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣"

100% tired of all the additives.

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By *ocksareoffMan
5 days ago

Lincolnshire


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.

I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going

I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?

Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies

Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.

Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣

Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣"

I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔

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By *hickthighs25Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.

I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going

I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?

Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies

Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.

Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣

Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣

I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate gammon but bacon yum yum ... how many rashers could you fit on your willy ?

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By *tickytip44Man
5 days ago

north wales


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.

I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going

I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?

Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies

Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.

Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣

Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣

I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate gammon but bacon yum yum ... how many rashers could you fit on your willy ?"

Pigs in blanket 😂😂

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By *hickthighs25Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.

I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going

I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?

Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies

Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.

Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣

Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣

I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate gammon but bacon yum yum ... how many rashers could you fit on your willy ?

Pigs in blanket 😂😂"

How many could you fit on yours ... i know youve tried it before

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By *sStephenPickleMan
5 days ago

Ends

Have some sex

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By *sStephenPickleMan
5 days ago

Ends


"Have some sex"
that’s what I’ve done

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By *peedyGMan
5 days ago

Telford


"Have some sex"

On your own there pal 🤣, I'm dripping

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By *tickytip44Man
5 days ago

north wales


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.

I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going

I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?

Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies

Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.

Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣

Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣

I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate gammon but bacon yum yum ... how many rashers could you fit on your willy ?

Pigs in blanket 😂😂

How many could you fit on yours ... i know youve tried it before "

Streaky bacon base to tip 5

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By *hickthighs25Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.

I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going

I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?

Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies

Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.

Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣

Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣

I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate gammon but bacon yum yum ... how many rashers could you fit on your willy ?

Pigs in blanket 😂😂

How many could you fit on yours ... i know youve tried it before

Streaky bacon base to tip 5"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *tickytip44Man
5 days ago

north wales


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.

I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going

I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?

Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies

Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.

Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣

Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣

I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate gammon but bacon yum yum ... how many rashers could you fit on your willy ?

Pigs in blanket 😂😂

How many could you fit on yours ... i know youve tried it before

Streaky bacon base to tip 5

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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By *artyboy83Man
5 days ago

......


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.

I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going

I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?

Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies

Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.

Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣

Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣

I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate gammon but bacon yum yum ... how many rashers could you fit on your willy ?

Pigs in blanket 😂😂

How many could you fit on yours ... i know youve tried it before

Streaky bacon base to tip 5

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Massive!!!

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By *tickytip44Man
5 days ago

north wales


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.

I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going

I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?

Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies

Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.

Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣

Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣

I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate gammon but bacon yum yum ... how many rashers could you fit on your willy ?

Pigs in blanket 😂😂

How many could you fit on yours ... i know youve tried it before

Streaky bacon base to tip 5

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Massive!!!"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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By *ocksareoffMan
5 days ago

Lincolnshire


"I dont know i dont live in london.

Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh

I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.

Youve never lived you southerners

We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.

I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going

I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?

Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies

Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.

Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣

Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣

I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate gammon but bacon yum yum ... how many rashers could you fit on your willy ?"

Loads because I'd be using bacon frazzle sized rashers. 🧠

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By *iddler83Man
5 days ago

barnet

I just turn the Aircon on and crack on 🤣

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