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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Share and discover what’s happening with you right now, anywhere in the swinging world.

alarm went off at 7.00. Made a cup of tea but was asleep again too soon to touch it. Second attempt at being concious and doing some work about to begin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

09.30: Had a look outside and thought fook that, back under the double duvet for me.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

wellies at the ready...I'm going out to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wellies at the ready...I'm going out to play

Make sure you do that top up, can't have those delectable little puppies freezing now can we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wellies at the ready...I'm going out to play

Oh ya cant beat a bit of wellie play xx

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over a year ago

9.50 going to watch red tube

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

9.51

awake again

going to matalan, then the bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9.51 taking a sip of coffee xx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"9.51 taking a sip of coffee xx

aww you could have made me one meany x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"9.51 taking a sip of coffee xx

aww you could have made me one meany x

Ya never asked xx

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

9:55 having mi weetabix and looking out at the snow.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

10,00 still looking at snow, wondering if I should go out

10.01 No bloody chance

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"9.51 taking a sip of coffee xx

aww you could have made me one meany x

Ya never asked xx

am asking

but logisticaly its a problem xx

Snows belting down here now x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

10.45 done all my jobs just going in the bath

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"10.45 done all my jobs just going in the bath"

Got started, took the female approach to man-flu and just got on with it. Holiday Blues lifting, mess piles evaporating; paper flow back under some sort of management

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11.28 Watching Judge Judy. Need to get up and get ready for theatre. Cab coming at 1.30 will need an hour just to apply the war paint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11.32 watchin this mornin feel intelligence level droppin.... cursin snow and weather and lack of gritters.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

11.32 sat in my office watching the snow come down

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By *obblybitsCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

woke up at 6.30 lookedout sawsnow turned off my alarm woke up again at 7.30 hurd one kid grumbling. went on line to see if nursery is off yes it is so sat in front room in pj's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"11.28 Watching Judge Judy. Need to get up and get ready for theatre. Cab coming at 1.30 will need an hour just to apply the war paint."

Dulce et decorum est...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11.34am........i am typing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11.38

thank god the gasman has arrived with supplies ......

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

11.58 all nice and clean, going to pop to wilkinsons

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

on xhamster watching porn

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Got up at 5am spotted a foot of snow got back in bed i aint going no place today

9.30 got up got 18" of snow and its still snowing.

12.05 sat reading forums on fab not a lot else we can do

Steve

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

12.05 I got a new bra and knicker set on and amazed at where my boobs are. Still thinking about going to wilkinsons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1202 Just out of a meeting and realised I've forgot my lunch

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

12.10 pan of homemade tomato and onion soup with pancetta simmering away

will be ready in 20 mins

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"12.10 pan of homemade tomato and onion soup with pancetta simmering away

will be ready in 20 mins"
12.13 on my way could just do with that?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

12.13 Zoe making lunch for us both

might have a hike to the shops running out of food here

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

12.15.......still hav'nt got my arse into gear and I need to go out

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

12.16 back from wilkinsons and kettle on

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By *obblybitsCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

12.23 thinking about getting the kids there dina. also hoping hubby is in a sex mood when he returns from work.

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By *afthalfMan
over a year ago

Near you x

swapped car for 2 huskies and a sledge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just back from a bracing walk knowing how lucky i am to live by the sea ...its so amazing on a day like today ....pinch me !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12.30 Cleared front path of fresh overnight snow, back to the office! Think it'll be a walk down the Main St for papers and milk and that'll be as far as I go today!!

Wife's got to go out though, ha ha!!

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By *obblybitsCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

1.17 dina finished

just need to do juice cups lol

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

1.21.....watched my partner put curlers in...

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

13:31 Just getting warm after building a snowman and wondering what to have for lunch

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

13.32....just watched the poster above...post on this thread....

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"13.32....just watched the poster above...post on this thread....

13:35 Are you peeking through my window?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They must update it often coz I just saw FFF giving her smowman a BJ!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.40 just fell A over T and landed on my backside on our snowy driveway.... and there's no one home to kiss it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14.10pm......Just back after visiting a customer, roads in the area i was in were the worse i have seen so far

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"14.10pm......Just back after visiting a customer, roads in the area i was in were the worse i have seen so far

14:18. Having been send home from work due to the appaling weather (I love it), sitting with my feet on the coffee table and craming my face with maltesers!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"14.10pm......Just back after visiting a customer, roads in the area i was in were the worse i have seen so far

14:18. Having been send home from work due to the appaling weather (I love it), sitting with my feet on the coffee table and craming my face with maltesers!

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14.20.....just recovering from impromptu snowball fight, and now look like a sack of shite

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over a year ago

"1.21.....watched my partner put curlers in...

14.26 pmsl at the image

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1.21.....watched my partner put curlers in...

14.26 pmsl at the image

14.27

still not a wink

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

14.25 Just got back from the vets which is a mile and a half away cause some **** took my cat and said it was a stray f******* w******* so pissed of and have sent jay to tescos, he thinks im upstairs waiting in bed for him lol

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over a year ago

"14.25 Just got back from the vets which is a mile and a half away cause some **** took my cat and said it was a stray f******* w******* so pissed of and have sent jay to tescos, he thinks im upstairs waiting in bed for him lol"

14.31 OMG that is so funny

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

14.32 No its not bloody funny lol knew something like this would happen now someone has donated the cat basket w******

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

14.53 result! 2 winks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just read paper. decided the whole world is insane now goin to look for a cave somewhere !x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1540 just been out and built an igloo, how proud am i lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

15.51

pulling and winking

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"15.51

pulling and winking"

15:59

Just replied to yet ANOTHER, 'why don't people reply' thread.

*Where's the rusty hacksaw?*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"15.51

pulling and winking

15:59

Just replied to yet ANOTHER, 'why don't people reply' thread.

*Where's the rusty hacksaw?*

still winking, might have blown the pulling - too much trumpet too early 16.04

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"15.51

pulling and winking

15:59

Just replied to yet ANOTHER, 'why don't people reply' thread.

*Where's the rusty hacksaw?*

16 06 Read this thread

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"15.51

pulling and winking

15:59

Just replied to yet ANOTHER, 'why don't people reply' thread.

*Where's the rusty hacksaw?*

16 06 Read this thread "

16:07 pondered once again, what Granny looks like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"15.51

pulling and winking

15:59

Just replied to yet ANOTHER, 'why don't people reply' thread.

*Where's the rusty hacksaw?*

16 06 Read this thread

16:07 pondered once again, what Granny looks like

just winked over granny's way 16.10

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

now got almost a foot of snow...been for two walks, cleared the snow from the front path to the street, twice!...Now toasting in front of the fire......buttoned up top well, so the puppies are fine Wishy

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"now got almost a foot of snow...been for two walks, cleared the snow from the front path to the street, twice!...Now toasting in front of the fire......buttoned up top well, so the puppies are fine Wishy

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they need looking after them beautys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

17.19 launched uni stuff across floor in major hissy fit .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"17.19 launched uni stuff across floor in major hissy fit . "

17.28 poster's elbow - having a lie down

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

watching the weakest link

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1747

Doors | The Unknown Soldier

Absolute Classic Rock

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

18.22

watching eggheads, doing ok too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18.24 - eating my tea sat at the pc, curtains open watching the snow fall, thinking will the South grind to a halt tomorrow as usual ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18.24

watching judge judy ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18:25

Just in from work ... now where's my voddie !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freezing my butt off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"18:25

Just in from work ... now where's my voddie !!

18:40

Just clocked sexy_suze's ass!

Man, that's a tasty looking derriere you got there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"18:25

Just in from work ... now where's my voddie !!

18:40

Just clocked sexy_suze's ass!

Man, that's a tasty looking derriere you got there!

You might have to wipe the Smirn off her face if you're lucks's in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18.55 watched weather forecast...decided to look for jobs abroad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/01/10 19:34:40]

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

19.34

krypton factor now

not as good on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

19:34

just played call of duty 4 on line for an hands got sore

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

19.37....have a hot cup of coffee between my legs and its lovely and warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"19.37....have a hot cup of coffee between my legs and its lovely and warm

19.38 wishing i was a cup of coffee xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

19:46

Just had a cup of soup, and I am about to eat a small garlic baguette, yum!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

holby city now

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

20.07 watching partner bathe the cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"11.28 Watching Judge Judy. Need to get up and get ready for theatre. Cab coming at 1.30 will need an hour just to apply the war paint.

Dulce et decorum est..."
Lol hark at you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20.29 Just returned from theatre. Said hi to kids and logged on to Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plate in dishwasher and switched it on with the last 4 days crockery. Settled down on sofa with laptop and half watching casualty 20:40

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

having another warm cramy bowl of porridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22.12pm

Not long home after playing 5's

By the end my body heat was melting the snow and ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

23.10 texting friends stuck on the M27 and other roads mainly due to numpties who have abandoned their cars !! Yes we have snow in the south........!!

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By *ary and BejesusCouple
over a year ago

Ye Olde Stable

23.14

Watching my bitch make a brew, sat on here talking shite and periodically watching vamp film on the box.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

23.20

drinking a huge cup of tea whilst waiting for toe nails to dry

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

23:48

Just taken nearly 2 hours to drive 28 miles in snow! and I was one of the quick ones!! LOL

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

23.50 watching other half screw her nose up at disgusting tastes thread

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By *ary and BejesusCouple
over a year ago

Ye Olde Stable

23.51

sat here thinking of how she can warm OKC up.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

22.53

Just looked out window and is wondering wether i will be able to rescue car tomorrow or will i have and excuse to nab a day off work and read the 2nd book in series of Twilight????

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

00.13

on fone to a sexy guy from Bath PHWOAR

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

00;16

slipped on snow in garden , now has wet bottom

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"00;16

slipped on snow in garden , now has wet bottom "

had a towel here mistress xxx dribbling here

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"00;16

slipped on snow in garden , now has wet bottom

had a towel here mistress xxx dribbling here

Is that a towel for Femma wet botty or you dribbling talking to fella???

LOL

00:20 and wondering where the last half hour gone...???

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

00:20

lol, bottom now dry and being rubbed with witch hazel....thanking god that my oh so un graceful fall wasnt witnessed

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"00;16

slipped on snow in garden , now has wet bottom

had a towel here mistress xxx dribbling here

Is that a towel for Femma wet botty or you dribbling talking to fella???

LOL

00:20 and wondering where the last half hour gone...???

ok dribbling for both but dont tell shhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0.21am

Going to bed.

Nanite all xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"00:20

lol, bottom now dry and being rubbed with witch hazel....thanking god that my oh so un graceful fall wasnt witnessed

Ma Lady - if it wasnt witnessed - then whom is rubbing your botty with Witch Hazel and why is she there anyway

heeheee

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"00:20

lol, bottom now dry and being rubbed with witch hazel....thanking god that my oh so un graceful fall wasnt witnessed

Ma Lady - if it wasnt witnessed - then whom is rubbing your botty with Witch Hazel and why is she there anyway

heeheee"
lmao..i am rubbing sed bottom with witch hazel.....mt cheeks now match...bruise on each

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

12:47

still sat in pjs..conemplating whether to get dressed and go out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratched my arse at 12:56. Scratched again moments later. Put hand down back of underpants and discovered a bit of fluff in my crack.

12:57 Removed fluff from my crack and bit my nails without washing my hands.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Scratched my arse at 12:56. Scratched again moments later. Put hand down back of underpants and discovered a bit of fluff in my crack.

12:57 Removed fluff from my crack and bit my nails without washing my hands."
12:59

wonders why men never had toys when they were little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"12:47

still sat in pjs..conemplating whether to get dressed and go out

Don't bother! It's not worth the risk!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1300 back in from the shops lovely day not to cold got a brew now an chilling with the radio in back ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13:01

Stomach is screaming for food, and the pooch wants to go out and stretch his legs.

No sign of the cat, probably playing in the snow somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13:05

Housework's all done....tonights dinner prepped...hot chocolate on the go and now away to have a shower

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

13:10

Just back from shops, having gone rather embarrassingly arse over tit.

Worth it though to see the guy who was watching and laughing at me walk straight into a lampost, hehe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2.42 pm Back from snowball fight, done some work, no bread in the shops so cooking some part baked rolls................... see you in 10 mins eating hot bread and butter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14.45 finished hard bit of assignment havin a skive on here see whats happenin!!! pss hiiii!!! all xxx

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