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"Very serioussss stuff, stop what you’re doing and read this post. I feel the need to clarify that I’ve seen posts on here (mainly from one would assume jealous males) suggesting that the cock in my photos isn’t my cock. It most certainly is. I think it’s probably a compliment. They also challenge that this isn’t my personality - it most certainly is. It’s fine to be a confident, polite, handsome male who enjoys sex and is very good at it. It’s not arrogance. We celebrate confident woman all the time. My verifications do kind of back up what I say above. My profile too states that I am picky and I am - and that’s also fine. Now, to add.. I will also be taking a break from the forums (I see you crying at the back) due to my work being a bit crazy but also I am an extremely positive person and I don’t take this place seriously and I never ever will however I am sure you can all agree that there are maybe 10/15 posters that post on every single thread poor attempts at sarcasm and humour (they’re just not funny in my humble opinion) and it’s just like “eugghh lighten up”. I’ll just clarify that they don’t get to me nor do they impact me - I feel a little sorry for them. But why would I contribute to something that breeds and harbours consistent negativity? Lastly - I do get lots of messages privately saying how much they’re on my “side” and enjoy my attitude and content. As well as many other messages which get my big cock rock hard. Message me. All the very best to all x" Tell you what...post a pic with your dick, holding a note saying this is my dick, draw an arrow date and time posted. Problem solved, you're welcome 
Being confident is great but for some people seeing others go look at me look at me comes (excuse the pun) across as being self centre and arrogant
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"Very serioussss stuff, stop what you’re doing and read this post. I feel the need to clarify that I’ve seen posts on here (mainly from one would assume jealous males) suggesting that the cock in my photos isn’t my cock. It most certainly is. I think it’s probably a compliment. They also challenge that this isn’t my personality - it most certainly is. It’s fine to be a confident, polite, handsome male who enjoys sex and is very good at it. It’s not arrogance. We celebrate confident woman all the time. My verifications do kind of back up what I say above. My profile too states that I am picky and I am - and that’s also fine. Now, to add.. I will also be taking a break from the forums (I see you crying at the back) due to my work being a bit crazy but also I am an extremely positive person and I don’t take this place seriously and I never ever will however I am sure you can all agree that there are maybe 10/15 posters that post on every single thread poor attempts at sarcasm and humour (they’re just not funny in my humble opinion) and it’s just like “eugghh lighten up”. I’ll just clarify that they don’t get to me nor do they impact me - I feel a little sorry for them. But why would I contribute to something that breeds and harbours consistent negativity? Lastly - I do get lots of messages privately saying how much they’re on my “side” and enjoy my attitude and content. As well as many other messages which get my big cock rock hard. Message me. All the very best to all x Tell you what...post a pic with your dick, holding a note saying this is my dick, draw an arrow date and time posted. Problem solved, you're welcome
Being confident is great but for some people seeing others go look at me look at me comes (excuse the pun) across as being self centre and arrogant
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"Very serioussss stuff, stop what you’re doing and read this post. I feel the need to clarify that I’ve seen posts on here (mainly from one would assume jealous males) suggesting that the cock in my photos isn’t my cock. It most certainly is. I think it’s probably a compliment. They also challenge that this isn’t my personality - it most certainly is. It’s fine to be a confident, polite, handsome male who enjoys sex and is very good at it. It’s not arrogance. We celebrate confident woman all the time. My verifications do kind of back up what I say above. My profile too states that I am picky and I am - and that’s also fine. Now, to add.. I will also be taking a break from the forums (I see you crying at the back) due to my work being a bit crazy but also I am an extremely positive person and I don’t take this place seriously and I never ever will however I am sure you can all agree that there are maybe 10/15 posters that post on every single thread poor attempts at sarcasm and humour (they’re just not funny in my humble opinion) and it’s just like “eugghh lighten up”. I’ll just clarify that they don’t get to me nor do they impact me - I feel a little sorry for them. But why would I contribute to something that breeds and harbours consistent negativity? Lastly - I do get lots of messages privately saying how much they’re on my “side” and enjoy my attitude and content. As well as many other messages which get my big cock rock hard. Message me. All the very best to all x Tell you what...post a pic with your dick, holding a note saying this is my dick, draw an arrow date and time posted. Problem solved, you're welcome
Being confident is great but for some people seeing others go look at me look at me comes (excuse the pun) across as being self centre and arrogant
Just my opinion...
Or paint it white with red hoops with a sign saying "Welcome to Beachy Head"?"Can I buy some ring doughnuts can I can I?!?! | |||
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"Very serioussss stuff, stop what you’re doing and read this post. I feel the need to clarify that I’ve seen posts on here (mainly from one would assume jealous males) suggesting that the cock in my photos isn’t my cock. It most certainly is. I think it’s probably a compliment. They also challenge that this isn’t my personality - it most certainly is. It’s fine to be a confident, polite, handsome male who enjoys sex and is very good at it. It’s not arrogance. We celebrate confident woman all the time. My verifications do kind of back up what I say above. My profile too states that I am picky and I am - and that’s also fine. Now, to add.. I will also be taking a break from the forums (I see you crying at the back) due to my work being a bit crazy but also I am an extremely positive person and I don’t take this place seriously and I never ever will however I am sure you can all agree that there are maybe 10/15 posters that post on every single thread poor attempts at sarcasm and humour (they’re just not funny in my humble opinion) and it’s just like “eugghh lighten up”. I’ll just clarify that they don’t get to me nor do they impact me - I feel a little sorry for them. But why would I contribute to something that breeds and harbours consistent negativity? Lastly - I do get lots of messages privately saying how much they’re on my “side” and enjoy my attitude and content. As well as many other messages which get my big cock rock hard. Message me. All the very best to all x Tell you what...post a pic with your dick, holding a note saying this is my dick, draw an arrow date and time posted. Problem solved, you're welcome
Being confident is great but for some people seeing others go look at me look at me comes (excuse the pun) across as being self centre and arrogant
Just my opinion... "Yeh opinion respected. The note thing sounds like something I’d do when 18 years of age. I also feel a note like that would deter the classy ladies I like who view my profile who don’t use the forums. Happy to cam any woman I find attractive and show it off quite happily haha. | |||
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"Very serioussss stuff, stop what you’re doing and read this post. I feel the need to clarify that I’ve seen posts on here (mainly from one would assume jealous males) suggesting that the cock in my photos isn’t my cock. It most certainly is. I think it’s probably a compliment. They also challenge that this isn’t my personality - it most certainly is. It’s fine to be a confident, polite, handsome male who enjoys sex and is very good at it. It’s not arrogance. We celebrate confident woman all the time. My verifications do kind of back up what I say above. My profile too states that I am picky and I am - and that’s also fine. Now, to add.. I will also be taking a break from the forums (I see you crying at the back) due to my work being a bit crazy but also I am an extremely positive person and I don’t take this place seriously and I never ever will however I am sure you can all agree that there are maybe 10/15 posters that post on every single thread poor attempts at sarcasm and humour (they’re just not funny in my humble opinion) and it’s just like “eugghh lighten up”. I’ll just clarify that they don’t get to me nor do they impact me - I feel a little sorry for them. But why would I contribute to something that breeds and harbours consistent negativity? Lastly - I do get lots of messages privately saying how much they’re on my “side” and enjoy my attitude and content. As well as many other messages which get my big cock rock hard. Message me. All the very best to all x Tell you what...post a pic with your dick, holding a note saying this is my dick, draw an arrow date and time posted. Problem solved, you're welcome
Being confident is great but for some people seeing others go look at me look at me comes (excuse the pun) across as being self centre and arrogant
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Yeh opinion respected.
The note thing sounds like something I’d do when 18 years of age.
I also feel a note like that would deter the classy ladies I like who view my profile who don’t use the forums.
Happy to cam any woman I find attractive and show it off quite happily haha. "Oh yes you are so right, sorry, you are much more mature than any 18 year old, silly me! Old age forgive me Yeah probably best all the classy ladies would never dream of using the forums  | |||
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" I was gonna comment on the other thread but it finished. Someone said about mental health issues or something. You’re probably the last person on here I’d think had mental health problems! People are just way too serious (or maybe jealous). All the best to you and your mahoosive dong " Haha did they? Fair play to them diagnosing someone on a sex forum. That’s amazing and kind of proves my point. No history of mental illness in my immediate family but I’ll them all along to this thread to back me up. Sure they’ll love my profile photo. Again, if there’s any really attractive counsellors or doctors who would like to check my over. Perhaps show me some cards and I’ll say the first word that comes to mind - absolutely message me. | |||
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"If you are fucking off, fuck off without telling everybody you're fucking off. Never understood it. It's the Internet for Christ sake, as the kids say "touch grass"." First of all. Breathe, relax and there we go. Feel better? I think a reason that many resonate with will create discussion. The aim of a forum. | |||
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"Very serioussss stuff, stop what you’re doing and read this post. I feel the need to clarify that I’ve seen posts on here (mainly from one would assume jealous males) suggesting that the cock in my photos isn’t my cock. It most certainly is. I think it’s probably a compliment. They also challenge that this isn’t my personality - it most certainly is. It’s fine to be a confident, polite, handsome male who enjoys sex and is very good at it. It’s not arrogance. We celebrate confident woman all the time. My verifications do kind of back up what I say above. My profile too states that I am picky and I am - and that’s also fine. Now, to add.. I will also be taking a break from the forums (I see you crying at the back) due to my work being a bit crazy but also I am an extremely positive person and I don’t take this place seriously and I never ever will however I am sure you can all agree that there are maybe 10/15 posters that post on every single thread poor attempts at sarcasm and humour (they’re just not funny in my humble opinion) and it’s just like “eugghh lighten up”. I’ll just clarify that they don’t get to me nor do they impact me - I feel a little sorry for them. But why would I contribute to something that breeds and harbours consistent negativity? Lastly - I do get lots of messages privately saying how much they’re on my “side” and enjoy my attitude and content. As well as many other messages which get my big cock rock hard. Message me. All the very best to all x Tell you what...post a pic with your dick, holding a note saying this is my dick, draw an arrow date and time posted. Problem solved, you're welcome
Being confident is great but for some people seeing others go look at me look at me comes (excuse the pun) across as being self centre and arrogant
Just my opinion...
Yeh opinion respected.
The note thing sounds like something I’d do when 18 years of age.
I also feel a note like that would deter the classy ladies I like who view my profile who don’t use the forums.
Happy to cam any woman I find attractive and show it off quite happily haha.
Oh yes you are so right, sorry, you are much more mature than any 18 year old, silly me! Old age forgive me
Yeah probably best all the classy ladies would never dream of using the forums "Last sentence ^ I didn’t say that. | |||
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"Why do you think I'm not relaxed? Because I used swear words?" I dunno man, seemed a rushed response. If you’re relaxed and content then I am happy. | |||
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"I feel at this point there should be like some hold music.." Something by Dick van Dyke maybe? | |||
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"I feel at this point there should be like some hold music.. Something by Dick van Dyke maybe?" Put on a happy face or let's go fly a kite.. ghe other one I can't spell..supercalifraga something | |||
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"I feel at this point there should be like some hold music.. Something by Dick van Dyke maybe? Put on a happy face or let's go fly a kite.. ghe other one I can't spell..supercalifraga something" You’re quite literally proving my point Scarlett and very well. | |||
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"I feel at this point there should be like some hold music.. Something by Dick van Dyke maybe? Put on a happy face or let's go fly a kite.. ghe other one I can't spell..supercalifraga something You’re quite literally proving my point Scarlett and very well. " Yeah gold star for meeeee  | |||
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"I feel at this point there should be like some hold music.. Something by Dick van Dyke maybe? Put on a happy face or let's go fly a kite.. ghe other one I can't spell..supercalifraga something You’re quite literally proving my point Scarlett and very well. Yeah gold star for meeeee "Let me try it out. See if I am any good it at.. Super Califragilistic your humour is atrocious? | |||
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"I feel at this point there should be like some hold music.. Something by Dick van Dyke maybe? Put on a happy face or let's go fly a kite.. ghe other one I can't spell..supercalifraga something You’re quite literally proving my point Scarlett and very well. Yeah gold star for meeeee "Chim Chim Cher-ee | |||
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"Why do you think I'm not relaxed? Because I used swear words? I dunno man, seemed a rushed response. If you’re relaxed and content then I am happy. " I just don't understand what compells a person to write a "well I'm taking a break" post. Utterly bizarre to me, like I said mate, touch grass  | |||
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"I feel at this point there should be like some hold music.. Something by Dick van Dyke maybe? Put on a happy face or let's go fly a kite.. ghe other one I can't spell..supercalifraga something You’re quite literally proving my point Scarlett and very well. Yeah gold star for meeeee
Let me try it out. See if I am any good it at..
Super Califragilistic your humour is atrocious? "I'll continue "Once a dick he"s always a dick don't you frigging know that" | |||
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"Bit disappointing there’s no pic of a sky remote or lynx africa next to that wanga tho" Can of Tennant's | |||
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"Bit disappointing there’s no pic of a sky remote or lynx africa next to that wanga tho Can of Tennant's " ** Tennents Tastes like shit. | |||
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"Bit disappointing there’s no pic of a sky remote or lynx africa next to that wanga tho" For a laugh I did one with a can of san Miguel, then made it my profile pic for a laugh. I removed it quickly. People didn't see the joke  | |||
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"Bit disappointing there’s no pic of a sky remote or lynx africa next to that wanga tho Can of Tennant's ** Tennents Tastes like shit. " Never drank it tbf, did try special brew, fucking rancid | |||
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"Bit disappointing there’s no pic of a sky remote or lynx africa next to that wanga tho Can of Tennant's ** Tennents Tastes like shit. Never drank it tbf, did try special brew, fucking rancid" Haha the Italians love it, very odd. One of their most sold alcoholic drinks. | |||
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"Bit disappointing there’s no pic of a sky remote or lynx africa next to that wanga tho Can of Tennant's ** Tennents Tastes like shit. Never drank it tbf, did try special brew, fucking rancid Haha the Italians love it, very odd. One of their most sold alcoholic drinks. " The Italians have Grappa ... enough said ... now a pic compared to a bottle of Grappa, that would be impressive | |||
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"Bit disappointing there’s no pic of a sky remote or lynx africa next to that wanga tho Can of Tennant's ** Tennents Tastes like shit. Never drank it tbf, did try special brew, fucking rancid Haha the Italians love it, very odd. One of their most sold alcoholic drinks. " Special brew? Seriously, that surprising. Just be sure you don't pick up a taste for the brew during your break | |||
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"Bit disappointing there’s no pic of a sky remote or lynx africa next to that wanga tho Can of Tennant's ** Tennents Tastes like shit. Never drank it tbf, did try special brew, fucking rancid Haha the Italians love it, very odd. One of their most sold alcoholic drinks. The Italians have Grappa ... enough said ... now a pic compared to a bottle of Grappa, that would be impressive " Ohhh Brandy!! I had a bad night on brandy so steer clear haha Peroni Nastro Azzurro now that' a nice Italian beet | |||
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"Carrick, have a good break. But are you hiding your profile whilst on the break? it would be a shame if ya did as I enjoy looking at that big bad boy🙃 " Oh I’ll still be on the site. Most definitely x | |||
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"I think everyone needs a little break at some point enjoy yours though I was only messing on the other thread you made I’d be proud of a cock like that to if I had one "Haha nb at all x | |||
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"I ain't reading all that I'm happy for you tho Or sorry that happened" Case. In. Point. | |||
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"I think you're really a middle aged, plump woman called Ethel who works in a library. You eat cheese sandwiches every day for lunch and treat yourself to a caramel latte on a Friday. Nice try, Ethel." I love a cheese sandwich and a coffee. | |||
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"I think you're really a middle aged, plump woman called Ethel who works in a library. You eat cheese sandwiches every day for lunch and treat yourself to a caramel latte on a Friday. Nice try, Ethel. I love a cheese sandwich and a coffee. " Evidence. I think I'd need to see it in person to verify | |||
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"I think you're really a middle aged, plump woman called Ethel who works in a library. You eat cheese sandwiches every day for lunch and treat yourself to a caramel latte on a Friday. Nice try, Ethel. I love a cheese sandwich and a coffee. Evidence. I think I'd need to see it in person to verify "Hidden profile … Boooo | |||
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"I think you're really a middle aged, plump woman called Ethel who works in a library. You eat cheese sandwiches every day for lunch and treat yourself to a caramel latte on a Friday. Nice try, Ethel. I love a cheese sandwich and a coffee. Evidence. I think I'd need to see it in person to verify "Smooth ha | |||
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"I think everyone needs a little break at some point enjoy yours though I was only messing on the other thread you made I’d be proud of a cock like that to if I had one "Not at all x | |||
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"Still here ❤️" Your always here pickles lol😂😂😂😂 | |||
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"Well thank you for bringing your cock to my attention , and it's a pretty cock as cocks go enjoy your time away lol 😆 😆😂😂" Haha thanks | |||
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"I think everyone needs a little break at some point enjoy yours though I was only messing on the other thread you made I’d be proud of a cock like that to if I had one
Not at all x" | |||
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"Still here ❤️" Once it’s run its course pickle once it’s run its course | |||
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"Still here ❤️ Your always here pickles lol😂😂😂😂" I come and go. Keep people on their toes | |||
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"Still here ❤️ Once it’s run its course pickle once it’s run its course " I hope you stick around. Your threads generate good engagement and they make me laugh. Reading and replying to them is my toxic trait | |||
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"I think you're really a middle aged, plump woman called Ethel who works in a library. You eat cheese sandwiches every day for lunch and treat yourself to a caramel latte on a Friday. Nice try, Ethel. I love a cheese sandwich and a coffee. Evidence. I think I'd need to see it in person to verify
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"It's too perfect, the most perfect penis in the whole world. I think it was definitely created by AI." Funny i thought it was created by BJ ? | |||
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"I do well bud" . On Grindr? Yeah, doesn't surprise me at all 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I aint reading all that. I'm happy for you tho. Or sorry that happened." Proved point | |||
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"Enjoy your break! Can't wait to see this thread pop up again in a couple of months "More like a couple of minutes. | |||
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"I shall use your mighty appendage to do a dick doodle 🍭" Please do. I want to see this x | |||
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"How much smoke can one blow up their own arse, FFS Grow up!!!" He doesn't need to do it himself, willing volunteers line up. | |||
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"How much smoke can one blow up their own arse, FFS Grow up!!!" Lol is one jealous? It might not be your thing but I think OP is probably doing alright without your resentment | |||
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"How much smoke can one blow up their own arse, FFS Grow up!!!" At least make a crap joke like we did OP aint hurting nobody. | |||
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"How much smoke can one blow up their own arse, FFS Grow up!!! At least make a crap joke like we did OP aint hurting nobody." unless they ask | |||
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"I shall use your mighty appendage to do a dick doodle 🍭 Please do. I want to see this x" Flying into your inbox 🍭😁 | |||
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"I shall use your mighty appendage to do a dick doodle 🍭 Please do. I want to see this x Flying into your inbox 🍭😁" Cannot wait x | |||
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"Absolutely gorgeous dick you have, thank you for sharing
Mrs"Thank you, glad you like it. Great profile x | |||
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"How much smoke can one blow up their own arse, FFS Grow up!!! Lol is one jealous? It might not be your thing but I think OP is probably doing alright without your resentment " Not jealous at all, I'm not short in that department either but I don't go around requiring to be told, I'm secure in what I have. | |||
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"How much smoke can one blow up their own arse, FFS Grow up!!! Lol is one jealous? It might not be your thing but I think OP is probably doing alright without your resentment Not jealous at all, I'm not short in that department either but I don't go around requiring to be told, I'm secure in what I have." I've just been told that this is a long running gag between the OP and the old-timers. Everyone is supposed to pretend it's the finest cock anyone has ever seen - even though it's on the skinny side 🤣 | |||
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"Mmhmm A pencil id use 👅" You’d look perfect using it. | |||
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"What I fail to understand (and it's because I'll probably get called dumb for or jealous for) if you're looking for classy women who love your confidence, perfect penis, and your all round ultimate alpha male qualities. Which do not frequent the forum..... then why post in the forum of your desires to meet such said women (of which you have no problem attracting) and prove your overall superior manhood ???." Fair question and yes the forum has led to zero encounters so you’re probably bang on haha, I am very likely wasting my time here as the type of person I want / like has never came from any forum posts. | |||
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"C O C K" And what a cock it is 🙌🙌🙌 | |||
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"It's clearly AI. No one had a dick that big" Best compliment ever. | |||
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"Enjoy your break! Can't wait to see this thread pop up again in a couple of months "🤭 pops up 🤭 | |||
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"1. This is my dick. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 2. My dick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. 3. My dick, without me, is useless. Without my dick, I am useless. I must fire my dick true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to jizz me. I must shoot mine before he shoots his. I will … " Full metal Jackoff if I’m not mistaken | |||
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"1. This is my dick. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 2. My dick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. 3. My dick, without me, is useless. Without my dick, I am useless. I must fire my dick true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to jizz me. I must shoot mine before he shoots his. I will … Full metal Jackoff if I’m not mistaken " That’s the one. | |||
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"I mean …. Case in point gents " A willy I’ve not seen before. 👋🏻 | |||
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"Just that one angle though. Give the people what they want Carrick " I mean. Not true. | |||
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Enjoy your break and get some work done ! | |||
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"Cock " I mean.. bloody hell.. that's err some size  | |||
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"Cock I mean.. bloody hell.. that's err some size "I can't compete tbf 🤷🏻♂️🤣 | |||
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"Cock I mean.. bloody hell.. that's err some size
I can't compete tbf 🤷🏻♂️🤣"We all know it's not what you have it's what you do with it | |||
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"Cock I mean.. bloody hell.. that's err some size
I can't compete tbf 🤷🏻♂️🤣
We all know it's not what you have it's what you do with it "Erm .. Thanks .. I think 🥴🤣🤣 | |||
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"Cock I mean.. bloody hell.. that's err some size
I can't compete tbf 🤷🏻♂️🤣
We all know it's not what you have it's what you do with it
Erm .. Thanks .. I think 🥴🤣🤣"😘😘 | |||
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"What a cock." The penis or the owner? 🤣🤣 | |||
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"This is my hair " That's a big hair. | |||
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"Cock I mean.. bloody hell.. that's err some size
I can't compete tbf 🤷🏻♂️🤣
We all know it's not what you have it's what you do with it
Erm .. Thanks .. I think 🥴🤣🤣"She didn't mean sticking it through the neighbour's letter box. | |||
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"Cock I mean.. bloody hell.. that's err some size
I can't compete tbf 🤷🏻♂️🤣
We all know it's not what you have it's what you do with it
Erm .. Thanks .. I think 🥴🤣🤣
She didn't mean sticking it through the neighbour's letter box."Good job with my neighbours they are arseholes 🤣 | |||
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"Im now being reminded of one of those textures book like "thats not my train, the wheels are too shiny" etc etc Maybe we can do an adult version "thats not my cock, its too cheesy and so forth, something like that.. not sure it would be a best seller.. Then could be a game book like "Where's Willie?" 🤣🤣" 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Do we need to "erect" a temporary replacement? "🤣 | |||
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"Suck me " Yeah go on then, Giz a go on it. | |||
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"Suck me " No! Now go do your homework and tidy your room. It's not a hotel y'know! | |||
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"Suck me" Amadeus. | |||
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"Only 12 more messages before this thread closes "Don't worry, they'll be another one from a year ago that will inevitably be brought back to life that no one asked for. | |||
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"Only 12 more messages before this thread closes "10 now... | |||
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"Only 12 more messages before this thread closes "There's unfortunately only going to another to replace it, but comment to help the fact.. 😉🤣 | |||
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