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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Very serioussss stuff, stop what you’re doing and read this post.

I feel the need to clarify that I’ve seen posts on here (mainly from one would assume jealous males) suggesting that the cock in my photos isn’t my cock. It most certainly is. I think it’s probably a compliment. They also challenge that this isn’t my personality - it most certainly is. It’s fine to be a confident, polite, handsome male who enjoys sex and is very good at it. It’s not arrogance. We celebrate confident woman all the time.

My verifications do kind of back up what I say above. My profile too states that I am picky and I am - and that’s also fine.

Now, to add.. I will also be taking a break from the forums (I see you crying at the back) due to my work being a bit crazy but also I am an extremely positive person and I don’t take this place seriously and I never ever will however I am sure you can all agree that there are maybe 10/15 posters that post on every single thread poor attempts at sarcasm and humour (they’re just not funny in my humble opinion) and it’s just like “eugghh lighten up”. I’ll just clarify that they don’t get to me nor do they impact me - I feel a little sorry for them. But why would I contribute to something that breeds and harbours consistent negativity?

Lastly - I do get lots of messages privately saying how much they’re on my “side” and enjoy my attitude and content. As well as many other messages which get my big cock rock hard.

Message me.

All the very best to all x

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

Enjoy your break! Can't wait to see this thread pop up again in a couple of months

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

We'll miss your mighty dong Carrick, that's for sure.

Let us know when there's a new shot up though, I feel like that angle is all I've seen for years 💜

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By *electableicecreamMan
3 weeks ago

The West

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By *carlettsWoman
3 weeks ago

Harpenden


"Very serioussss stuff, stop what you’re doing and read this post.

I feel the need to clarify that I’ve seen posts on here (mainly from one would assume jealous males) suggesting that the cock in my photos isn’t my cock. It most certainly is. I think it’s probably a compliment. They also challenge that this isn’t my personality - it most certainly is. It’s fine to be a confident, polite, handsome male who enjoys sex and is very good at it. It’s not arrogance. We celebrate confident woman all the time.

My verifications do kind of back up what I say above. My profile too states that I am picky and I am - and that’s also fine.

Now, to add.. I will also be taking a break from the forums (I see you crying at the back) due to my work being a bit crazy but also I am an extremely positive person and I don’t take this place seriously and I never ever will however I am sure you can all agree that there are maybe 10/15 posters that post on every single thread poor attempts at sarcasm and humour (they’re just not funny in my humble opinion) and it’s just like “eugghh lighten up”. I’ll just clarify that they don’t get to me nor do they impact me - I feel a little sorry for them. But why would I contribute to something that breeds and harbours consistent negativity?

Lastly - I do get lots of messages privately saying how much they’re on my “side” and enjoy my attitude and content. As well as many other messages which get my big cock rock hard.

Message me.

All the very best to all x"

Tell you what...post a pic with your dick, holding a note saying this is my dick, draw an arrow date and time posted. Problem solved, you're welcome

Being confident is great but for some people seeing others go look at me look at me comes (excuse the pun) across as being self centre and arrogant

Just my opinion...

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By *sStephenPickleMan
3 weeks ago

Ends

TLDR

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By *electableicecreamMan
3 weeks ago

The West

I enjoy your presence in the forum Carrick.

But that's a lot of words for a man who doesn't need any validation.

Enjoy your break!

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By *eadpool-ishMan
3 weeks ago

Horam


"Very serioussss stuff, stop what you’re doing and read this post.

I feel the need to clarify that I’ve seen posts on here (mainly from one would assume jealous males) suggesting that the cock in my photos isn’t my cock. It most certainly is. I think it’s probably a compliment. They also challenge that this isn’t my personality - it most certainly is. It’s fine to be a confident, polite, handsome male who enjoys sex and is very good at it. It’s not arrogance. We celebrate confident woman all the time.

My verifications do kind of back up what I say above. My profile too states that I am picky and I am - and that’s also fine.

Now, to add.. I will also be taking a break from the forums (I see you crying at the back) due to my work being a bit crazy but also I am an extremely positive person and I don’t take this place seriously and I never ever will however I am sure you can all agree that there are maybe 10/15 posters that post on every single thread poor attempts at sarcasm and humour (they’re just not funny in my humble opinion) and it’s just like “eugghh lighten up”. I’ll just clarify that they don’t get to me nor do they impact me - I feel a little sorry for them. But why would I contribute to something that breeds and harbours consistent negativity?

Lastly - I do get lots of messages privately saying how much they’re on my “side” and enjoy my attitude and content. As well as many other messages which get my big cock rock hard.

Message me.

All the very best to all x

Tell you what...post a pic with your dick, holding a note saying this is my dick, draw an arrow date and time posted. Problem solved, you're welcome

Being confident is great but for some people seeing others go look at me look at me comes (excuse the pun) across as being self centre and arrogant

Just my opinion... "

Or paint it white with red hoops with a sign saying "Welcome to Beachy Head"?

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i love these threads

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By *carlettsWoman
3 weeks ago

Harpenden


"Very serioussss stuff, stop what you’re doing and read this post.

I feel the need to clarify that I’ve seen posts on here (mainly from one would assume jealous males) suggesting that the cock in my photos isn’t my cock. It most certainly is. I think it’s probably a compliment. They also challenge that this isn’t my personality - it most certainly is. It’s fine to be a confident, polite, handsome male who enjoys sex and is very good at it. It’s not arrogance. We celebrate confident woman all the time.

My verifications do kind of back up what I say above. My profile too states that I am picky and I am - and that’s also fine.

Now, to add.. I will also be taking a break from the forums (I see you crying at the back) due to my work being a bit crazy but also I am an extremely positive person and I don’t take this place seriously and I never ever will however I am sure you can all agree that there are maybe 10/15 posters that post on every single thread poor attempts at sarcasm and humour (they’re just not funny in my humble opinion) and it’s just like “eugghh lighten up”. I’ll just clarify that they don’t get to me nor do they impact me - I feel a little sorry for them. But why would I contribute to something that breeds and harbours consistent negativity?

Lastly - I do get lots of messages privately saying how much they’re on my “side” and enjoy my attitude and content. As well as many other messages which get my big cock rock hard.

Message me.

All the very best to all x

Tell you what...post a pic with your dick, holding a note saying this is my dick, draw an arrow date and time posted. Problem solved, you're welcome

Being confident is great but for some people seeing others go look at me look at me comes (excuse the pun) across as being self centre and arrogant

Just my opinion...

Or paint it white with red hoops with a sign saying "Welcome to Beachy Head"?"

Can I buy some ring doughnuts can I can I?!?!

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Very serioussss stuff, stop what you’re doing and read this post.

I feel the need to clarify that I’ve seen posts on here (mainly from one would assume jealous males) suggesting that the cock in my photos isn’t my cock. It most certainly is. I think it’s probably a compliment. They also challenge that this isn’t my personality - it most certainly is. It’s fine to be a confident, polite, handsome male who enjoys sex and is very good at it. It’s not arrogance. We celebrate confident woman all the time.

My verifications do kind of back up what I say above. My profile too states that I am picky and I am - and that’s also fine.

Now, to add.. I will also be taking a break from the forums (I see you crying at the back) due to my work being a bit crazy but also I am an extremely positive person and I don’t take this place seriously and I never ever will however I am sure you can all agree that there are maybe 10/15 posters that post on every single thread poor attempts at sarcasm and humour (they’re just not funny in my humble opinion) and it’s just like “eugghh lighten up”. I’ll just clarify that they don’t get to me nor do they impact me - I feel a little sorry for them. But why would I contribute to something that breeds and harbours consistent negativity?

Lastly - I do get lots of messages privately saying how much they’re on my “side” and enjoy my attitude and content. As well as many other messages which get my big cock rock hard.

Message me.

All the very best to all x

Tell you what...post a pic with your dick, holding a note saying this is my dick, draw an arrow date and time posted. Problem solved, you're welcome

Being confident is great but for some people seeing others go look at me look at me comes (excuse the pun) across as being self centre and arrogant

Just my opinion... "

Yeh opinion respected.

The note thing sounds like something I’d do when 18 years of age.

I also feel a note like that would deter the classy ladies I like who view my profile who don’t use the forums.

Happy to cam any woman I find attractive and show it off quite happily haha.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
3 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

I was gonna comment on the other thread but it finished. Someone said about mental health issues or something. You’re probably the last person on here I’d think had mental health problems! People are just way too serious (or maybe jealous). All the best to you and your mahoosive dong

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands

You and your dick enjoy your break Carrick 👋

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By *carlettsWoman
3 weeks ago

Harpenden


"Very serioussss stuff, stop what you’re doing and read this post.

I feel the need to clarify that I’ve seen posts on here (mainly from one would assume jealous males) suggesting that the cock in my photos isn’t my cock. It most certainly is. I think it’s probably a compliment. They also challenge that this isn’t my personality - it most certainly is. It’s fine to be a confident, polite, handsome male who enjoys sex and is very good at it. It’s not arrogance. We celebrate confident woman all the time.

My verifications do kind of back up what I say above. My profile too states that I am picky and I am - and that’s also fine.

Now, to add.. I will also be taking a break from the forums (I see you crying at the back) due to my work being a bit crazy but also I am an extremely positive person and I don’t take this place seriously and I never ever will however I am sure you can all agree that there are maybe 10/15 posters that post on every single thread poor attempts at sarcasm and humour (they’re just not funny in my humble opinion) and it’s just like “eugghh lighten up”. I’ll just clarify that they don’t get to me nor do they impact me - I feel a little sorry for them. But why would I contribute to something that breeds and harbours consistent negativity?

Lastly - I do get lots of messages privately saying how much they’re on my “side” and enjoy my attitude and content. As well as many other messages which get my big cock rock hard.

Message me.

All the very best to all x

Tell you what...post a pic with your dick, holding a note saying this is my dick, draw an arrow date and time posted. Problem solved, you're welcome

Being confident is great but for some people seeing others go look at me look at me comes (excuse the pun) across as being self centre and arrogant

Just my opinion...

Yeh opinion respected.

The note thing sounds like something I’d do when 18 years of age.

I also feel a note like that would deter the classy ladies I like who view my profile who don’t use the forums.

Happy to cam any woman I find attractive and show it off quite happily haha. "

Oh yes you are so right, sorry, you are much more mature than any 18 year old, silly me! Old age forgive me

Yeah probably best all the classy ladies would never dream of using the forums

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


" I was gonna comment on the other thread but it finished. Someone said about mental health issues or something. You’re probably the last person on here I’d think had mental health problems! People are just way too serious (or maybe jealous). All the best to you and your mahoosive dong

"

Haha did they? Fair play to them diagnosing someone on a sex forum. That’s amazing and kind of proves my point. No history of mental illness in my immediate family but I’ll them all along to this thread to back me up. Sure they’ll love my profile photo.

Again, if there’s any really attractive counsellors or doctors who would like to check my over. Perhaps show me some cards and I’ll say the first word that comes to mind - absolutely message me.

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
3 weeks ago

Prestwich

If you are fucking off, fuck off without telling everybody you're fucking off.

Never understood it. It's the Internet for Christ sake, as the kids say "touch grass".

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"If you are fucking off, fuck off without telling everybody you're fucking off.

Never understood it. It's the Internet for Christ sake, as the kids say "touch grass"."

First of all. Breathe, relax and there we go. Feel better?

I think a reason that many resonate with will create discussion. The aim of a forum.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Very serioussss stuff, stop what you’re doing and read this post.

I feel the need to clarify that I’ve seen posts on here (mainly from one would assume jealous males) suggesting that the cock in my photos isn’t my cock. It most certainly is. I think it’s probably a compliment. They also challenge that this isn’t my personality - it most certainly is. It’s fine to be a confident, polite, handsome male who enjoys sex and is very good at it. It’s not arrogance. We celebrate confident woman all the time.

My verifications do kind of back up what I say above. My profile too states that I am picky and I am - and that’s also fine.

Now, to add.. I will also be taking a break from the forums (I see you crying at the back) due to my work being a bit crazy but also I am an extremely positive person and I don’t take this place seriously and I never ever will however I am sure you can all agree that there are maybe 10/15 posters that post on every single thread poor attempts at sarcasm and humour (they’re just not funny in my humble opinion) and it’s just like “eugghh lighten up”. I’ll just clarify that they don’t get to me nor do they impact me - I feel a little sorry for them. But why would I contribute to something that breeds and harbours consistent negativity?

Lastly - I do get lots of messages privately saying how much they’re on my “side” and enjoy my attitude and content. As well as many other messages which get my big cock rock hard.

Message me.

All the very best to all x

Tell you what...post a pic with your dick, holding a note saying this is my dick, draw an arrow date and time posted. Problem solved, you're welcome

Being confident is great but for some people seeing others go look at me look at me comes (excuse the pun) across as being self centre and arrogant

Just my opinion...

Yeh opinion respected.

The note thing sounds like something I’d do when 18 years of age.

I also feel a note like that would deter the classy ladies I like who view my profile who don’t use the forums.

Happy to cam any woman I find attractive and show it off quite happily haha.

Oh yes you are so right, sorry, you are much more mature than any 18 year old, silly me! Old age forgive me

Yeah probably best all the classy ladies would never dream of using the forums "

Last sentence ^

I didn’t say that.

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
3 weeks ago

Prestwich

Why do you think I'm not relaxed?

Because I used swear words?

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Why do you think I'm not relaxed?

Because I used swear words?"

I dunno man, seemed a rushed response.

If you’re relaxed and content then I am happy.

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By *carlettsWoman
3 weeks ago

Harpenden

I feel at this point there should be like some hold music..

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

Have a nice break. I enjoy your forum contributions 😁

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By *eadpool-ishMan
3 weeks ago

Horam


"I feel at this point there should be like some hold music.."

Something by Dick van Dyke maybe?

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By *carlettsWoman
3 weeks ago

Harpenden


"I feel at this point there should be like some hold music..

Something by Dick van Dyke maybe?"

Put on a happy face or let's go fly a kite.. ghe other one I can't spell..supercalifraga something

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I feel at this point there should be like some hold music..

Something by Dick van Dyke maybe?

Put on a happy face or let's go fly a kite.. ghe other one I can't spell..supercalifraga something"

You’re quite literally proving my point Scarlett and very well.

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By *carlettsWoman
3 weeks ago

Harpenden


"I feel at this point there should be like some hold music..

Something by Dick van Dyke maybe?

Put on a happy face or let's go fly a kite.. ghe other one I can't spell..supercalifraga something

You’re quite literally proving my point Scarlett and very well. "

Yeah gold star for meeeee

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I feel at this point there should be like some hold music..

Something by Dick van Dyke maybe?

Put on a happy face or let's go fly a kite.. ghe other one I can't spell..supercalifraga something

You’re quite literally proving my point Scarlett and very well.

Yeah gold star for meeeee "

Let me try it out. See if I am any good it at..

Super Califragilistic your humour is atrocious?

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By *eadpool-ishMan
3 weeks ago

Horam


"I feel at this point there should be like some hold music..

Something by Dick van Dyke maybe?

Put on a happy face or let's go fly a kite.. ghe other one I can't spell..supercalifraga something

You’re quite literally proving my point Scarlett and very well.

Yeah gold star for meeeee "

Chim Chim Cher-ee

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By *hil most chillMan
3 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

I ain't reading all that

I'm happy for you tho

Or sorry that happened

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
3 weeks ago

Prestwich


"Why do you think I'm not relaxed?

Because I used swear words?

I dunno man, seemed a rushed response.

If you’re relaxed and content then I am happy. "

I just don't understand what compells a person to write a "well I'm taking a break" post.

Utterly bizarre to me, like I said mate, touch grass

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By *carlettsWoman
3 weeks ago

Harpenden


"I feel at this point there should be like some hold music..

Something by Dick van Dyke maybe?

Put on a happy face or let's go fly a kite.. ghe other one I can't spell..supercalifraga something

You’re quite literally proving my point Scarlett and very well.

Yeah gold star for meeeee

Let me try it out. See if I am any good it at..

Super Califragilistic your humour is atrocious? "

I'll continue

"Once a dick he"s always a dick don't you frigging know that"

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By *oomerangboyMan
3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Bit disappointing there’s no pic of a sky remote or lynx africa next to that wanga tho

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
3 weeks ago

Prestwich


"Bit disappointing there’s no pic of a sky remote or lynx africa next to that wanga tho"

Can of Tennant's

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Bit disappointing there’s no pic of a sky remote or lynx africa next to that wanga tho

Can of Tennant's "

** Tennents

Tastes like shit.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
3 weeks ago

Hatfield

Enjoy your break OP …. If you’ve got it flaunt it ….

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
3 weeks ago

Prestwich


"Bit disappointing there’s no pic of a sky remote or lynx africa next to that wanga tho"

For a laugh I did one with a can of san Miguel, then made it my profile pic for a laugh.

I removed it quickly. People didn't see the joke

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
3 weeks ago

Prestwich


"Bit disappointing there’s no pic of a sky remote or lynx africa next to that wanga tho

Can of Tennant's

** Tennents

Tastes like shit. "

Never drank it tbf, did try special brew, fucking rancid

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Bit disappointing there’s no pic of a sky remote or lynx africa next to that wanga tho

Can of Tennant's

** Tennents

Tastes like shit.

Never drank it tbf, did try special brew, fucking rancid"

Haha the Italians love it, very odd. One of their most sold alcoholic drinks.

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By *eadpool-ishMan
3 weeks ago

Horam


"Bit disappointing there’s no pic of a sky remote or lynx africa next to that wanga tho

Can of Tennant's

** Tennents

Tastes like shit.

Never drank it tbf, did try special brew, fucking rancid

Haha the Italians love it, very odd. One of their most sold alcoholic drinks. "

The Italians have Grappa ... enough said ... now a pic compared to a bottle of Grappa, that would be impressive

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
3 weeks ago

Prestwich


"Bit disappointing there’s no pic of a sky remote or lynx africa next to that wanga tho

Can of Tennant's

** Tennents

Tastes like shit.

Never drank it tbf, did try special brew, fucking rancid

Haha the Italians love it, very odd. One of their most sold alcoholic drinks. "

Special brew?

Seriously, that surprising.

Just be sure you don't pick up a taste for the brew during your break

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By *carlettsWoman
3 weeks ago

Harpenden


"Bit disappointing there’s no pic of a sky remote or lynx africa next to that wanga tho

Can of Tennant's

** Tennents

Tastes like shit.

Never drank it tbf, did try special brew, fucking rancid

Haha the Italians love it, very odd. One of their most sold alcoholic drinks.

The Italians have Grappa ... enough said ... now a pic compared to a bottle of Grappa, that would be impressive "

Ohhh Brandy!! I had a bad night on brandy so steer clear haha

Peroni Nastro Azzurro now that' a nice Italian beet

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By *ittlebirdWoman
3 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Enjoy your break OP. Missing your cock already 😘

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
3 weeks ago

mid glam

Carrick, have a good break. But are you hiding your profile whilst on the break? it would be a shame if ya did as I enjoy looking at that big bad boy🙃

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Carrick, have a good break. But are you hiding your profile whilst on the break? it would be a shame if ya did as I enjoy looking at that big bad boy🙃 "

Oh I’ll still be on the site. Most definitely x

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
3 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

I think everyone needs a little break at some point enjoy yours though I was only messing on the other thread you made I’d be proud of a cock like that to if I had one

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I think everyone needs a little break at some point enjoy yours though I was only messing on the other thread you made I’d be proud of a cock like that to if I had one "

Haha nb at all x

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I ain't reading all that

I'm happy for you tho

Or sorry that happened"

Case. In. Point.

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

I think you're really a middle aged, plump woman called Ethel who works in a library. You eat cheese sandwiches every day for lunch and treat yourself to a caramel latte on a Friday.

Nice try, Ethel.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I think you're really a middle aged, plump woman called Ethel who works in a library. You eat cheese sandwiches every day for lunch and treat yourself to a caramel latte on a Friday.

Nice try, Ethel."

I love a cheese sandwich and a coffee.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Carrick.

If you are going for a break I wish it to be the kind of break you are looking for.

A smile is always guaranteed when you post. I've never seen you belittle others and neither have I found you arrogant

Take care of you and 'him' . Read you when you are back.

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London


"I think you're really a middle aged, plump woman called Ethel who works in a library. You eat cheese sandwiches every day for lunch and treat yourself to a caramel latte on a Friday.

Nice try, Ethel.

I love a cheese sandwich and a coffee. "

Evidence.

I think I'd need to see it in person to verify

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I think you're really a middle aged, plump woman called Ethel who works in a library. You eat cheese sandwiches every day for lunch and treat yourself to a caramel latte on a Friday.

Nice try, Ethel.

I love a cheese sandwich and a coffee.

Evidence.

I think I'd need to see it in person to verify "

Hidden profile …

Boooo

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I think you're really a middle aged, plump woman called Ethel who works in a library. You eat cheese sandwiches every day for lunch and treat yourself to a caramel latte on a Friday.

Nice try, Ethel.

I love a cheese sandwich and a coffee.

Evidence.

I think I'd need to see it in person to verify "

Smooth ha

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I think everyone needs a little break at some point enjoy yours though I was only messing on the other thread you made I’d be proud of a cock like that to if I had one "

Not at all x

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By *sStephenPickleMan
3 weeks ago

Ends

Still here ❤️

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By *oxychicWoman
3 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

Well thank you for bringing your cock to my attention , and it's a pretty cock as cocks go enjoy your time away lol 😆 😆😂😂

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By *oxychicWoman
3 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire


"Still here ❤️"

Your always here pickles lol😂😂😂😂

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Well thank you for bringing your cock to my attention , and it's a pretty cock as cocks go enjoy your time away lol 😆 😆😂😂"

Haha thanks

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
3 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane


"I think everyone needs a little break at some point enjoy yours though I was only messing on the other thread you made I’d be proud of a cock like that to if I had one

Not at all x"

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Still here ❤️"

Once it’s run its course pickle once it’s run its course

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By *sStephenPickleMan
3 weeks ago

Ends


"Still here ❤️

Your always here pickles lol😂😂😂😂"

I come and go. Keep people on their toes

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By *sStephenPickleMan
3 weeks ago

Ends


"Still here ❤️

Once it’s run its course pickle once it’s run its course "

I hope you stick around. Your threads generate good engagement and they make me laugh.

Reading and replying to them is my toxic trait

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London


"I think you're really a middle aged, plump woman called Ethel who works in a library. You eat cheese sandwiches every day for lunch and treat yourself to a caramel latte on a Friday.

Nice try, Ethel.

I love a cheese sandwich and a coffee.

Evidence.

I think I'd need to see it in person to verify

Hidden profile …

Boooo"

I'm on a break, Ethel

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Haha fairs fair

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By *ingpong70Man
3 weeks ago

Surbiton

Looks like a pencil. 3/10

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Haha gigantic strong sexy pencil

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By *ingpong70Man
3 weeks ago

Surbiton

Nope.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Aye

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By *ingpong70Man
3 weeks ago

Surbiton

I imagine you'll get more attention on Grindr.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I do well bud

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

It's too perfect, the most perfect penis in the whole world. I think it was definitely created by AI.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
3 weeks ago

Hatfield


"It's too perfect, the most perfect penis in the whole world. I think it was definitely created by AI."

Funny i thought it was created by BJ ?

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
3 weeks ago

The Heart of Hollownest, Dudleyish.

I aint reading all that.

I'm happy for you tho.

Or sorry that happened.

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By *ingpong70Man
3 weeks ago

Surbiton


"I do well bud"
. On Grindr? Yeah, doesn't surprise me at all 🤣🤣🤣

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I aint reading all that.

I'm happy for you tho.

Or sorry that happened."

Proved point

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By *cottish guy 555Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Enjoy your break! Can't wait to see this thread pop up again in a couple of months "

More like a couple of minutes.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

little house on the praire

It is with a heavy heart I read this thread. First time I have seen it.

I will miss your charm, wit and good humour.

How laid back you are without some of the issues others have.

Your a nice guy who takes the piss taking on the chin.

I will miss you and your cock.

Hurry back now xxx

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Kind x

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By *eoBloomsMan
3 weeks ago

Springfield

Welcome Back OP 😊

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
3 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge

I shall use your mighty appendage to do a dick doodle 🍭

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I shall use your mighty appendage to do a dick doodle 🍭"

Please do. I want to see this x

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By *vonne5exMan
3 weeks ago

Doncaster

How much smoke can one blow up their own arse, FFS Grow up!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Your just so misunderstood carrick

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

I shall miss seeing that proud sticky uppy dick

Stay fabulous Carrick

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Again too kind x

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
3 weeks ago

mid glam


"How much smoke can one blow up their own arse, FFS Grow up!!!"

He doesn't need to do it himself, willing volunteers line up.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Herts


"How much smoke can one blow up their own arse, FFS Grow up!!!"
Lol is one jealous? It might not be your thing but I think OP is probably doing alright without your resentment

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
3 weeks ago

The Heart of Hollownest, Dudleyish.


"How much smoke can one blow up their own arse, FFS Grow up!!!"

At least make a crap joke like we did

OP aint hurting nobody.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Herts


"How much smoke can one blow up their own arse, FFS Grow up!!!

At least make a crap joke like we did

OP aint hurting nobody."

unless they ask

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
3 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge


"I shall use your mighty appendage to do a dick doodle 🍭

Please do. I want to see this x"

Flying into your inbox 🍭😁

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I shall use your mighty appendage to do a dick doodle 🍭

Please do. I want to see this x

Flying into your inbox 🍭😁"

Cannot wait x

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Herts

I presume it's using A3 paper

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
3 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge


"I presume it's using A3 paper "

Four of them stuck together of course, because it’s mighty

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By *lue NotebooksCouple
3 weeks ago

Merseyside

Absolutely gorgeous dick you have, thank you for sharing

Mrs

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Absolutely gorgeous dick you have, thank you for sharing

Mrs"

Thank you, glad you like it.

Great profile x

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By *ingpong70Man
2 weeks ago

Surbiton

Still looks like a pencil 🤣🤣🤣

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Mmhmm

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

Welcome Back OP 🍻

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Mmhmm "

A pencil id use 👅

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By *vonne5exMan
2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"How much smoke can one blow up their own arse, FFS Grow up!!! Lol is one jealous? It might not be your thing but I think OP is probably doing alright without your resentment "
Not jealous at all, I'm not short in that department either but I don't go around requiring to be told, I'm secure in what I have.

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By *ingpong70Man
2 weeks ago

Surbiton


"How much smoke can one blow up their own arse, FFS Grow up!!! Lol is one jealous? It might not be your thing but I think OP is probably doing alright without your resentment Not jealous at all, I'm not short in that department either but I don't go around requiring to be told, I'm secure in what I have."

I've just been told that this is a long running gag between the OP and the old-timers. Everyone is supposed to pretend it's the finest cock anyone has ever seen - even though it's on the skinny side 🤣

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Mmhmm

A pencil id use 👅"

You’d look perfect using it.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Chichester

Take it easy carrick . See you posting the rod of power again for us to enjoy

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
3 days ago

Edinburgh

Too kind tits x

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