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"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you. What a stud! 🥱🥱🥱" The amount of fucxx I give if you don’t believe me is zero. Haha I didn’t fall for her. That’s nature. | |||
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"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you. What a stud! 🥱🥱🥱 The amount of fucxx I give if you don’t believe me is zero. Haha I didn’t fall for her. That’s nature. " Excellent. Nice to hear you have your emotions in check 👍🏻 | |||
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"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you. What a stud! 🥱🥱🥱" I love parody accounts. | |||
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"Happened to any single males? Had a couple (she was hot) and the husband wanted his wife to fuck someone else. 2/3 months of chatting with the wife, few drinks out with her, few hotel visits.. she had fallen for me. I said it would happen - she didn’t believe me and it did. She was 45/50, I was 34/35. Ever happened? Silly men think they know their wives, silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men. Careful what you wish for if you’re just starting out. Disclaimer - ofcourse some do well and set boundaries and stick to it - well aware. But these two were adamant their love was unbreakable and the boundaries were strong. Was not the case. Hope they’re okay. I cut contact. " It is possible to love 2 men if the marriage is strong and both still want each other sexually as well. Doesn’t mean you want to run off with them, but sharing yourself and feeling affection for another can follow over time. | |||
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"I do sometimes wonder when a man posts asking how to get his wife involved and it becomes obvious that he never talks to her on any emotional level, if he knows what he's risking. Combine sex and an emotionally available man who is open with her and you have a dangerous mix. " Well put. | |||
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"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you. What a stud! 🥱🥱🥱 The amount of fucxx I give if you don’t believe me is zero. Haha I didn’t fall for her. That’s nature. Excellent. Nice to hear you have your emotions in check 👍🏻" I will definitely never meet the OP, I just can't risk the heartache 🥸 | |||
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" silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men. " What aftershave do you wear? And what happens when you're minding your own down the middle of Lidls? Do you shop at Lidls?? Or are you more Tesco? Is it just silly wives who can't control themselves? Or do single women have that issue too? How do you cope walking down the street with all these women having no control around you? | |||
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"Wow someone call an 🚑....OP has posted something other than his usual "look at his dick"" Sparkle how could you misquote him? Wasn’t it “My perfect cock”? | |||
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"Wow someone call an 🚑....OP has posted something other than his usual "look at his dick" Sparkle how could you misquote him? Wasn’t it “My perfect cock”? " Not one cock is perfect....not even Carricks | |||
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" silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men. What aftershave do you wear? And what happens when you're minding your own down the middle of Lidls? Do you shop at Lidls?? Or are you more Tesco? Is it just silly wives who can't control themselves? Or do single women have that issue too? How do you cope walking down the street with all these women having no control around you?" It has to be Lynx!! I have seen the advertisements 😂 | |||
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"It was definitely the cock "It is "apparently" perfect 🤔 | |||
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"Some of you may think the OP is a bit (or lot) of a nob but why can't this have happened? It does happen, why not to him? 🤔" Hi Callipygous, we didn't say that this couldn't happen mate but it was one simple word "silly" (describing the husband and wife) that belittled and undervalued the post and OP's respect towards them. | |||
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"I remember my first beer…" 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I remember my first beer…" Was it perfect? Did you fall in love with it? It does happen.  | |||
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"Am I the only one disappointed in it taking 2-3 months to fuck. I am a bit of a charmer, so maybe it is the bad sex that keeps them away not the quality chat. "Sorry dude but you're just not the same caliber. Take some notes from Hamish McCockalot and learn. He is a GOD amongst mortal men | |||
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"Am I the only one disappointed in it taking 2-3 months to fuck. I am a bit of a charmer, so maybe it is the bad sex that keeps them away not the quality chat.
Sorry dude but you're just not the same caliber. Take some notes from Hamish McCockalot and learn. He is a GOD amongst mortal men"Hamish McCockalot wins the forum for me today 😂😂 | |||
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"Happened to any single males? Had a couple (she was hot) and the husband wanted his wife to fuck someone else. 2/3 months of chatting with the wife, few drinks out with her, few hotel visits.. she had fallen for me. I said it would happen - she didn’t believe me and it did. She was 45/50, I was 34/35. Ever happened? Silly men think they know their wives, silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men. Careful what you wish for if you’re just starting out. Disclaimer - ofcourse some do well and set boundaries and stick to it - well aware. But these two were adamant their love was unbreakable and the boundaries were strong. Was not the case. Hope they’re okay. I cut contact. " Have you ever been to Sutton Coldfield because I've always wondered why Renée & Renato only ever released one single? | |||
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"Superb folks. It happened. Learn or don’t. " As the group chat rules goes mate, pics or it didn’t happen… | |||
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"Superb folks. It happened. Learn or don’t. As the group chat rules goes mate, pics or it didn’t happen…" This | |||
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"Some of you may think the OP is a bit (or lot) of a nob but why can't this have happened? It does happen, why not to him? 🤔 Hi Callipygous, we didn't say that this couldn't happen mate but it was one simple word "silly" (describing the husband and wife) that belittled and undervalued the post and OP's respect towards them." If it happened and that's how he really felt about them then he's being honest about it. Do you really think that every man that fucks another man's wife thinks highly of/respects that couple? Some just say what the couple want/need to hear to get laid. | |||
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"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔" Margot told me what you did to her Joe....shame on you 🤐 | |||
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"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔 Margot told me what you did to her Joe....shame on you 🤐" It's not my fault she was easily led into temptation 😎 | |||
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"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔 Margot told me what you did to her Joe....shame on you 🤐 It's not my fault she was easily led into temptation 😎" You can use all the excuses you want.... | |||
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"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔 Margot told me what you did to her Joe....shame on you 🤐 It's not my fault she was easily led into temptation 😎 You can use all the excuses you want...." Stormi is loving this! | |||
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"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔" What did you do to Jaqueline Jossa then? 😳 | |||
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"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔 Margot told me what you did to her Joe....shame on you 🤐 It's not my fault she was easily led into temptation 😎 You can use all the excuses you want...." Excuses? More like reasons I'm an absolute stud! | |||
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"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔 What did you do to Jaqueline Jossa then? 😳" I have no idea who this person is 🙈 | |||
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"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔 What did you do to Jaqueline Jossa then? 😳 I have no idea who this person is 🙈" Oh my. You’re missing out Joe. She’s on here 😘 | |||
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"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔 Margot told me what you did to her Joe....shame on you 🤐 It's not my fault she was easily led into temptation 😎 You can use all the excuses you want.... Excuses? More like reasons I'm an absolute stud!" 🙄 just turn on the baby Joe charm and break her heart 🤣 | |||
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"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔 Margot told me what you did to her Joe....shame on you 🤐 It's not my fault she was easily led into temptation 😎 You can use all the excuses you want.... Excuses? More like reasons I'm an absolute stud!" But is your cock perfect? Don't worry, Margot just texted me to say it was. | |||
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"Superb folks. It happened. Learn or don’t. " OK lady | |||
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"Happened to any single males? Had a couple (she was hot) and the husband wanted his wife to fuck someone else. 2/3 months of chatting with the wife, few drinks out with her, few hotel visits.. she had fallen for me. I said it would happen - she didn’t believe me and it did. She was 45/50, I was 34/35. Ever happened? Silly men think they know their wives, silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men. Careful what you wish for if you’re just starting out. Disclaimer - ofcourse some do well and set boundaries and stick to it - well aware. But these two were adamant their love was unbreakable and the boundaries were strong. Was not the case. Hope they’re okay. I cut contact. It is possible to love 2 men if the marriage is strong and both still want each other sexually as well. Doesn’t mean you want to run off with them, but sharing yourself and feeling affection for another can follow over time. " This. My partner has a husband, but also me and loves us both. | |||
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"Happened to any single males? Had a couple (she was hot) and the husband wanted his wife to fuck someone else. 2/3 months of chatting with the wife, few drinks out with her, few hotel visits.. she had fallen for me. I said it would happen - she didn’t believe me and it did. She was 45/50, I was 34/35. Ever happened? Silly men think they know their wives, silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men. Careful what you wish for if you’re just starting out. Disclaimer - ofcourse some do well and set boundaries and stick to it - well aware. But these two were adamant their love was unbreakable and the boundaries were strong. Was not the case. Hope they’re okay. I cut contact. " I wonder how she managed to survive you not feeling the same way about her. You studmuffin, you.  | |||
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"Never happened to us but good for you for cutting contact when it happened. " Never happened to OP either, I'm willing to bet | |||
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"This thread just keeps on giving 🤣🤣🤣" And it's not even Christmas yet 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Happened to any single males? Had a couple (she was hot) and the husband wanted his wife to fuck someone else. 2/3 months of chatting with the wife, few drinks out with her, few hotel visits.. she had fallen for me. I said it would happen - she didn’t believe me and it did. She was 45/50, I was 34/35. Ever happened? Silly men think they know their wives, silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men. Careful what you wish for if you’re just starting out. Disclaimer - ofcourse some do well and set boundaries and stick to it - well aware. But these two were adamant their love was unbreakable and the boundaries were strong. Was not the case. Hope they’re okay. I cut contact. " "We watched in reverence as Narcissus was turned into a flower" | |||
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"Happened to any single males? Had a couple (she was hot) and the husband wanted his wife to fuck someone else. 2/3 months of chatting with the wife, few drinks out with her, few hotel visits.. she had fallen for me. I said it would happen - she didn’t believe me and it did. She was 45/50, I was 34/35. Ever happened? Silly men think they know their wives, silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men. Careful what you wish for if you’re just starting out. Disclaimer - ofcourse some do well and set boundaries and stick to it - well aware. But these two were adamant their love was unbreakable and the boundaries were strong. Was not the case. Hope they’re okay. I cut contact. It is possible to love 2 men if the marriage is strong and both still want each other sexually as well. Doesn’t mean you want to run off with them, but sharing yourself and feeling affection for another can follow over time. " Sounds like you are speaking from experience….  | |||
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"I mean I won't even look at your profile OP because I don't want to catch the feels for the magnificent. Mrs " Just snorted coffee all over my phone 🤣🤣🤣. Bravo | |||
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"Bollocks
Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that "There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣 | |||
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"Bollocks
Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that "This is actually what my ex hubby said to me the first time he saw me in a pub | |||
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"Bollocks
Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that "Don't tell everyone. It was supposed to be a secret. | |||
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"Bollocks
Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that
There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣"Awkward haha | |||
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"Bollocks
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There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣"That’s brilliant 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Bollocks
Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that
There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣
That’s brilliant 🤣🤣"If polyamory is ok why not polygamy? Imagine if everyone married everyone else then it would be a utopia overnight! | |||
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"Bollocks
Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that
There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣
That’s brilliant 🤣🤣
If polyamory is ok why not polygamy? Imagine if everyone married everyone else then it would be a utopia overnight!"Sore point for me darling seeing as the man who moved in and asked me to marry him was indeed married and living a double life 😳😳 | |||
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"Bollocks
Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that
There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣
That’s brilliant 🤣🤣
If polyamory is ok why not polygamy? Imagine if everyone married everyone else then it would be a utopia overnight!"Bigamy at Christmas - what am I to do? Spend it with the family? I can't - I've got two. | |||
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"Bollocks
Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that
There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣
That’s brilliant 🤣🤣
If polyamory is ok why not polygamy? Imagine if everyone married everyone else then it would be a utopia overnight!
Bigamy at Christmas - what am I to do?
Spend it with the family? I can't - I've got two."🤣🤣🤣 You joke but that’s exactly it 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Bollocks
Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that
There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣
That’s brilliant 🤣🤣
If polyamory is ok why not polygamy? Imagine if everyone married everyone else then it would be a utopia overnight!
Sore point for me darling seeing as the man who moved in and asked me to marry him was indeed married and living a double life 😳😳"My sincere apologies. I believe I just stepped in a turd, and must now humbly clean my shoe. | |||
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"Happened to any single males? Had a couple (she was hot) and the husband wanted his wife to fuck someone else. 2/3 months of chatting with the wife, few drinks out with her, few hotel visits.. she had fallen for me. I said it would happen - she didn’t believe me and it did. She was 45/50, I was 34/35. Ever happened? Silly men think they know their wives, silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men. Careful what you wish for if you’re just starting out. Disclaimer - ofcourse some do well and set boundaries and stick to it - well aware. But these two were adamant their love was unbreakable and the boundaries were strong. Was not the case. Hope they’re okay. I cut contact. " Did she ever mention leaving her hubby for you? | |||
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"Bollocks
Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that
There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣
That’s brilliant 🤣🤣
If polyamory is ok why not polygamy? Imagine if everyone married everyone else then it would be a utopia overnight!
Sore point for me darling seeing as the man who moved in and asked me to marry him was indeed married and living a double life 😳😳
My sincere apologies.
I believe I just stepped in a turd, and must now humbly clean my shoe."You weren’t to know and don’t worry. The turd in question is now under the patio 😘😘 | |||
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"Bollocks
Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that
There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣
That’s brilliant 🤣🤣
If polyamory is ok why not polygamy? Imagine if everyone married everyone else then it would be a utopia overnight!
Sore point for me darling seeing as the man who moved in and asked me to marry him was indeed married and living a double life 😳😳
My sincere apologies.
I believe I just stepped in a turd, and must now humbly clean my shoe.
You weren’t to know and don’t worry. The turd in question is now under the patio 😘😘"I could never do that... way too much Admin 😜 | |||
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"Can I just ask the rest of the single guys on here, have you looked at OP’s profile yet and did it turn you gay/bi? Asking for a friend obviously "You too?! 🥺 | |||
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"Can I just ask the rest of the single guys on here, have you looked at OP’s profile yet and did it turn you gay/bi? Asking for a friend obviously "I tried not to look...God how I tried. It was just too much. Silly silly me. | |||
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"Can I just ask the rest of the single guys on here, have you looked at OP’s profile yet and did it turn you gay/bi? Asking for a friend obviously "I’m not willing to risk it. Not even for a biscuit. | |||
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"Happened to any single males? Had a couple (she was hot) and the husband wanted his wife to fuck someone else. 2/3 months of chatting with the wife, few drinks out with her, few hotel visits.. she had fallen for me. I said it would happen - she didn’t believe me and it did. She was 45/50, I was 34/35. Ever happened? Silly men think they know their wives, silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men. Careful what you wish for if you’re just starting out. Disclaimer - ofcourse some do well and set boundaries and stick to it - well aware. But these two were adamant their love was unbreakable and the boundaries were strong. Was not the case. Hope they’re okay. I cut contact. " Wished I had met you when I was married to my first wife Would have off loaded her years ago
Present wife and myself met a guy for a first meet and he asked her to dump me and live with him on his narrow boat 
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"Bollocks
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Don't tell everyone. It was supposed to be a secret.
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"Well done Carrick for not mentioning your cock in a thread. If your having problems with married women and I can see why, maybe just stick to single women, there more in control of there emotions" Listen to her… before she falls for you!! | |||
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"Fantasists are funny." I’d say 95% on here are. Me? I am 100% a realist. My profile / verifications explain this. I am very picky and take my sexual healthy seriously which is why there aren’t 300 verifications on there. | |||
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"Fantasists who are SO desperate for others to believe their made-up fantasy is true are just a bit sad tho." Oh couldn’t agree more. Happened. The amount of fucks I give if you don’t believe me is zero. | |||
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"That would be more believable if you weren't always so butt-hurt about it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pouty Stampy DON'T CARE. DON'T CARE DONT CARE is never especially convincing " My my. Hope you’re okay x | |||
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"He DON'T CARE if you don't believe him, m'kay? He JUST DOESN'T CARE. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" | |||
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"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you. What a stud! 🥱🥱🥱 The amount of fucxx I give if you don’t believe me is zero. Haha I didn’t fall for her. That’s nature. Excellent. Nice to hear you have your emotions in check 👍🏻 I will definitely never meet the OP, I just can't risk the heartache 🥸" Nor me. I just won't be able to control myself | |||
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"Oops. Looks like I got under someone's very thin skin 🤭 I always enjoy it when someone absolutely loses their shit and goes Full Stampy Pout when their pathetic attempt at self-aggrandisement is challenged. It's worth all the chest beating and pre-match victory laps because it confirms what we all knew from the beginning." What did we all know from the beginning? | |||
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"There's a fair amount of bullying aimed at the OP I'll admit he gives as good as he gets but there does seem to be a mob mentality happening. Just take it with a pinch of salt guy's and stop biting." On another thread I just read something about people getting banned and it shows their true character. Nothing said about people goading them in the first place. | |||
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"Once upon a time there was an uncle. He was what we Southerners call a typical Yorkshireman. He prided himself on being brash and to-the-point. His favourite topic was himself and his opinions. He didn't mince his words and called a spade a spade. He liked to "say it like it is, take it or leave it". Until people started telling it like it was back to his face. Then he turned into a delicate little snowflake and relied on his wife to scold people that they mustn't be rude. The End " If this thread or the op is annoying you it's best to step away and ignore it. | |||
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"Oops. Looks like I got under someone's very thin skin 🤭 I always enjoy it when someone absolutely loses their shit and goes Full Stampy Pout when their pathetic attempt at self-aggrandisement is challenged. It's worth all the chest beating and pre-match victory laps because it confirms what we all knew from the beginning." Genuinely not at all. Calm and happy as always. Not that deep. But it’s important to point out on this occasion you are incorrect. | |||
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"There's a fair amount of bullying aimed at the OP I'll admit he gives as good as he gets but there does seem to be a mob mentality happening. Just take it with a pinch of salt guy's and stop biting." It’s a fair assessment. I really don’t mind though, the attempts at humour are fairly poor and the sarcasm and cynicism entertain me. I couldn’t be any less serious about anything on here so keep it coming all you want “ladies” and gents. | |||
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"....back to the actual OP'S op. I wanna know did the husband find out she fell for you OP? genuine question " Sorry misread the question. He kept pulling the plug on her meeting me at short notice, she was also very up and down so I think maybe he knew or was worried about it but I don’t know for sure. In the end I was bored of the flakiness of it all and the up and down nature of it all I just cut it all off (politely). She never asked me to run away with her or anything mad like that - they have kids etc - but she let me know how she felt. I don’t like the drama. | |||
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"....back to the actual OP'S op. I wanna know did the husband find out she fell for you OP? genuine question Sorry misread the question. He kept pulling the plug on her meeting me at short notice, she was also very up and down so I think maybe he knew or was worried about it but I don’t know for sure. In the end I was bored of the flakiness of it all and the up and down nature of it all I just cut it all off (politely). She never asked me to run away with her or anything mad like that - they have kids etc - but she let me know how she felt. I don’t like the drama. " Thanks for answering 👍 Are you sure you don't like drama lol | |||
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"I think it's great that you had your own boundaries and stuck to them❤️" Yeh maybe if I felt the same I’d have struggled but I didn’t at all. Far too messy. | |||
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"....back to the actual OP'S op. I wanna know did the husband find out she fell for you OP? genuine question Sorry misread the question. He kept pulling the plug on her meeting me at short notice, she was also very up and down so I think maybe he knew or was worried about it but I don’t know for sure. In the end I was bored of the flakiness of it all and the up and down nature of it all I just cut it all off (politely). She never asked me to run away with her or anything mad like that - they have kids etc - but she let me know how she felt. I don’t like the drama. Thanks for answering 👍 Are you sure you don't like drama lol "Haha if anyone actually reads what I say - I never insult anyone or argue. People do with me - I just stick to facts. | |||
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"Does this happen with every woman you meet Carrick?" Nahhhh x | |||
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"It must be true. The sceptics are all failing to take into account - because he never mentions it - that the OP has an absolutely perfect cock." No, the OP is way too modest to mention that! | |||
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"It must be true. The sceptics are all failing to take into account - because he never mentions it - that the OP has an absolutely perfect cock. No, the OP is way too modest to mention that! "I mean, tell me where I’ve lied eh haha | |||
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"It must be true. The sceptics are all failing to take into account - because he never mentions it - that the OP has an absolutely perfect cock. No, the OP is way too modest to mention that!
I mean, tell me where I’ve lied eh haha " | |||
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"It must be true. The sceptics are all failing to take into account - because he never mentions it - that the OP has an absolutely perfect cock. No, the OP is way too modest to mention that!
I mean, tell me where I’ve lied eh haha
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Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that "What else can a jilted husband failure do? | |||
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" It has to be Lynx!! I have seen the advertisements 😂" But beware of the new 🍒 cherry lynx ... check there are no dogs around | |||
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"It happens, get over it or write a book about it...oh, you already did lol" Haha | |||
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"It's interesting how the meaning and effect of prose can vary, according to context. When someone posts nonsense with clear, self-aware comic intent, it can be amusing. Posting identical nonsense, but clearly with a delusional expectation of being taken seriously, is rather different. It can still be unintentionally amusing, but very sad. There are certainly some mentally challenged individuals here." Oh my Colin. Genuinely hope you’re alright with that much cynicism and I do actually mean that - not being a smart arse. What I’ve said is true - I have no reason to tell any lies on this site. All the best. | |||
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"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you. What a stud! 🥱🥱🥱 The amount of fucxx I give if you don’t believe me is zero. Haha I didn’t fall for her. That’s nature. Excellent. Nice to hear you have your emotions in check 👍🏻 I will definitely never meet the OP, I just can't risk the heartache 🥸" 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you. What a stud! 🥱🥱🥱 The amount of fucxx I give if you don’t believe me is zero. Haha I didn’t fall for her. That’s nature. Excellent. Nice to hear you have your emotions in check 👍🏻 I will definitely never meet the OP, I just can't risk the heartache 🥸 🤣🤣🤣" Genuine question? Did you actually find the above funny or are you just trying to fit in with people that post on the forum. I didn’t find it funny, not because it was aimed at me - just because it’s such a low standard of humour haha. But each to their own. The wit and poor sarcasm on here can be tiresome for people who want to chat about topics. But again - each to their own. | |||
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"Thinnus McSkinnus strikes again." Oh personal. Nice. Again. You’ll never get to me. Water off a ducks back my friend. I hope something nice happens to you today so that you can smile. | |||
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"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you. What a stud! 🥱🥱🥱 The amount of fucxx I give if you don’t believe me is zero. Haha I didn’t fall for her. That’s nature. Excellent. Nice to hear you have your emotions in check 👍🏻 I will definitely never meet the OP, I just can't risk the heartache 🥸 🤣🤣🤣 Genuine question? Did you actually find the above funny or are you just trying to fit in with people that post on the forum. I didn’t find it funny, not because it was aimed at me - just because it’s such a low standard of humour haha. But each to their own. The wit and poor sarcasm on here can be tiresome for people who want to chat about topics. But again - each to their own. " Ooooh....that's me told 🙄 | |||
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"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you. What a stud! 🥱🥱🥱 The amount of fucxx I give if you don’t believe me is zero. Haha I didn’t fall for her. That’s nature. Excellent. Nice to hear you have your emotions in check 👍🏻 I will definitely never meet the OP, I just can't risk the heartache 🥸 🤣🤣🤣 Genuine question? Did you actually find the above funny or are you just trying to fit in with people that post on the forum. I didn’t find it funny, not because it was aimed at me - just because it’s such a low standard of humour haha. But each to their own. The wit and poor sarcasm on here can be tiresome for people who want to chat about topics. But again - each to their own. Ooooh....that's me told 🙄" Quick tell him he's got a pretty cock. That will smooth it all over. | |||
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"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you. What a stud! 🥱🥱🥱 The amount of fucxx I give if you don’t believe me is zero. Haha I didn’t fall for her. That’s nature. Excellent. Nice to hear you have your emotions in check 👍🏻 I will definitely never meet the OP, I just can't risk the heartache 🥸 🤣🤣🤣 Genuine question? Did you actually find the above funny or are you just trying to fit in with people that post on the forum. I didn’t find it funny, not because it was aimed at me - just because it’s such a low standard of humour haha. But each to their own. The wit and poor sarcasm on here can be tiresome for people who want to chat about topics. But again - each to their own. Ooooh....that's me told 🙄 Quick tell him he's got a pretty cock. That will smooth it all over. " If I'm nice to him do I risk falling in love though 😳 | |||
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"I mean you can smell the jealousy from men on here towards me. All for being honest. Never said a bad word about any of them. Sad state of affairs." Almost as sad as when a thread I create dies. At least I mourn and let it go though. | |||
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"I mean you can smell the jealousy from men on here towards me. All for being honest. Never said a bad word about any of them. Sad state of affairs. " Jealous? Of you??? I see no evidence of jealousy from other men. As for myself, I refer you to my verifications. Jealous of you? Hilarious. You are astonishingly delusional. | |||
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"Colin’s coming in swinging 🥊 😀" No, just laughing - which is probably wrong, because he clearly has mental health issues. The clue should have been his description of himself as, "charismatic, polite, handsome," without a trace of self-deprecation or irony. The profile is even worse: "I have a really good face," he begins, obviously having no idea why everyone will cringe. Ye gawds. They walk among us... | |||
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"Colin’s coming in swinging 🥊 😀 No, just laughing - which is probably wrong, because he clearly has mental health issues. The clue should have been his description of himself as, "charismatic, polite, handsome," without a trace of self-deprecation or irony. The profile is even worse: "I have a really good face," he begins, obviously having no idea why everyone will cringe. Ye gawds. They walk among us... " Really? You don't see any trace of irony or parody? Do you think that's really his dick? I think your overreacting to what is obviously a joke and fully intended to provoke a reaction. | |||
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