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"These fab females ...they can be such a challenge ey 👀...like, I can't believe that my sheer male presence don't make them remove their clothing and spread their legs for my devine penis" 👍😂 | |||
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"Female profiles say message me but don’t spam me… then say I can’t possibly check all messages 🤷♂️. You must send a face pic when you message because they want to see who they are communicating with… but don’t have a face pic on their profile 🤷♂️ And if you’re not 6ft, slim and have a big cock 😜…never mind I’ll keep going 😂😂" I message the ones looking for 5-11, average build, average dick. Problem solved. | |||
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"Female profiles say message me but don’t spam me… then say I can’t possibly check all messages 🤷♂️. You must send a face pic when you message because they want to see who they are communicating with… but don’t have a face pic on their profile 🤷♂️ And if you’re not 6ft, slim and have a big cock 😜…never mind I’ll keep going 😂😂" I know I've come across a few like that, as I read on then comes to the height ? | |||
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"Be patient, start with a short polite message inviting questions if they are interested rather than write a full on first message, don't pester if you don't hear back, people hate that. It took me months to even get chatting to anyone but once the ball starts rolling you'll have a friends list to chat with and meet ocasionally. " Thanks always send polite concise messages and have done so on a couple of sites in the last couple of months and your advice to be patient is sound as I’ve started to get responses elsewhere that I’d all but given up on | |||
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"Female profiles say message me but don’t spam me… then say I can’t possibly check all messages 🤷♂️. You must send a face pic when you message because they want to see who they are communicating with… but don’t have a face pic on their profile 🤷♂️ And if you’re not 6ft, slim and have a big cock 😜…never mind I’ll keep going 😂😂" These aren't challenges. Its useful info. They want a message. Not a flurry of them because a response hasn't been sent within minutes/hours/days. And yes. Many don't have the time to check hundreds of messages (which could be reduced by better filters but that's another conversation!) so there's no guarantee of a reply at all. They'd like to see a face pic because if you're not their type it saves dragging out a conversation that will go nowhere. The fact they don't have a public one is irrelevant. Odds are they'll have one tucked away they'll send but only to people they want to continue a chat with. And if you don't fit the description they've written? Great. Saves you time messaging in the first place and leaves you free to look for someone potentially more compatible. None of those are challenges. They're the same thing plenty of couples and yes.....even men do. We're all allowed to be as specific as we wish in profile text and the more details the better, as it saves time and energy. | |||
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"Female profiles say message me but don’t spam me… then say I can’t possibly check all messages 🤷♂️. You must send a face pic when you message because they want to see who they are communicating with… but don’t have a face pic on their profile 🤷♂️ And if you’re not 6ft, slim and have a big cock 😜…never mind I’ll keep going 😂😂 These aren't challenges. Its useful info. They want a message. Not a flurry of them because a response hasn't been sent within minutes/hours/days. And yes. Many don't have the time to check hundreds of messages (which could be reduced by better filters but that's another conversation!) so there's no guarantee of a reply at all. They'd like to see a face pic because if you're not their type it saves dragging out a conversation that will go nowhere. The fact they don't have a public one is irrelevant. Odds are they'll have one tucked away they'll send but only to people they want to continue a chat with. And if you don't fit the description they've written? Great. Saves you time messaging in the first place and leaves you free to look for someone potentially more compatible. None of those are challenges. They're the same thing plenty of couples and yes.....even men do. We're all allowed to be as specific as we wish in profile text and the more details the better, as it saves time and energy. " Agree and fully understand just having a blip about the apparent contradictions/inconsistences | |||
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"Female profiles say message me but don’t spam me… then say I can’t possibly check all messages 🤷♂️. You must send a face pic when you message because they want to see who they are communicating with… but don’t have a face pic on their profile 🤷♂️ And if you’re not 6ft, slim and have a big cock 😜…never mind I’ll keep going 😂😂" You know you don’t have to do what they ask right? Just like they’re entitled to ask for what they want, you can just scroll on to the next profile Oh and asking for a pic on a private message is rather different from displaying one in public | |||
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"Agree and fully understand just having a blip about the apparent contradictions/inconsistences" What contradictions and inconsistencies are those? | |||
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"Agree and fully understand just having a blip about the apparent contradictions/inconsistences What contradictions and inconsistencies are those?" Message me but don’t continue to message me if i dont reply. How is someone to know if they don’t get a reply because they have been dismissed for a reason or just passed over as a cull of messages? | |||
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"Female profiles say message me but don’t spam me… then say I can’t possibly check all messages 🤷♂️. You must send a face pic when you message because they want to see who they are communicating with… but don’t have a face pic on their profile 🤷♂️ And if you’re not 6ft, slim and have a big cock 😜…never mind I’ll keep going 😂😂" It's not worth it | |||
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"Dont send messages don't read profiles..problem solved "👍😂 | |||
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"Agree and fully understand just having a blip about the apparent contradictions/inconsistences What contradictions and inconsistencies are those? Message me but don’t continue to message me if i dont reply. How is someone to know if they don’t get a reply because they have been dismissed for a reason or just passed over as a cull of messages?" ... Not wanting the same person to send 13 messages isn't akin to not wanting anyone to send any messages. Send a message, delete it from your sent messages so you don't dwell on it, assume it's a negative. If one comes back positive, happy surprise 💜 | |||
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"Agree and fully understand just having a blip about the apparent contradictions/inconsistences What contradictions and inconsistencies are those? Message me but don’t continue to message me if i dont reply. How is someone to know if they don’t get a reply because they have been dismissed for a reason or just passed over as a cull of messages? ... Not wanting the same person to send 13 messages isn't akin to not wanting anyone to send any messages. Send a message, delete it from your sent messages so you don't dwell on it, assume it's a negative. If one comes back positive, happy surprise 💜" Perfect. Thank you | |||
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"Female profiles say message me but don’t spam me… then say I can’t possibly check all messages 🤷♂️. You must send a face pic when you message because they want to see who they are communicating with… but don’t have a face pic on their profile 🤷♂️ And if you’re not 6ft, slim and have a big cock 😜…never mind I’ll keep going 😂😂" I’ve read longer and more confusing instructions for board games and I learned how to play them 
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"I keep looking for ladies that like: short, fat guys with hairy legs. "Sounds like the Late Ernie Wise lol | |||
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"I keep looking for ladies that like: short, fat guys with hairy legs.
Sounds like the Late Ernie Wise lol "And I can play all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order. Lol | |||
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"And if you’re not 6ft, slim and have a big cock 😜…never mind I’ll keep going 😂😂" Never had a problem....ohhhh It all makes sense 😏🥪 | |||
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"🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑 Don't panic!!! Help is on it's way!!!!! Waaaaahhhh Waaaaahhhhhhh Waaaaahhhhhh 👩🏼⚕️ Hang in there folks, we need an ECG, FFS, CHEM7, IDGAF and a GMTFOOH STAT!!!!" You make it sound so simple.  | |||
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"Sorry I dropped my pen in all the fluster 🤓 I need a strapping gent to help me... who could evahhh help a pooower sweet defencewess widdle female "I will step up to the challenge | |||
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"Sorry I dropped my pen in all the fluster 🤓 I need a strapping gent to help me... who could evahhh help a pooower sweet defencewess widdle female
I will step up to the challenge "It's just there by my red polished toes and not-nurse-regulation peeptoe stilettos
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"Sorry I dropped my pen in all the fluster 🤓 I need a strapping gent to help me... who could evahhh help a pooower sweet defencewess widdle female
I will step up to the challenge
It's just there by my red polished toes and not-nurse-regulation peeptoe stilettos
Don't let the stocking tops distract you 🤭"Too late. I'm already distracted 😂 | |||
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"Sorry I dropped my pen in all the fluster 🤓 I need a strapping gent to help me... who could evahhh help a pooower sweet defencewess widdle female "If only I was 10 years younger. 😆 | |||
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"Female profiles say message me but don’t spam me… then say I can’t possibly check all messages 🤷♂️. You must send a face pic when you message because they want to see who they are communicating with… but don’t have a face pic on their profile 🤷♂️ And if you’re not 6ft, slim and have a big cock 😜… never mind I’ll keep going 😂😂" It doesn't actually help being 6ft, slim and having a gorgeous big cock.... | |||
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"As a much younger man once said... Charge it to the game, OP" And now it’s being used by ancient people on fab. It’s crazy. | |||
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"As a much younger man once said... Charge it to the game, OP And now it’s being used by ancient people on fab. It’s crazy. " Later to be used by pre-historic people | |||
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"As a much younger man once said... Charge it to the game, OP And now it’s being used by ancient people on fab. It’s crazy. Later to be used by pre-historic people " If you mean people 40+ then YES!! | |||
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"As a much younger man once said... Charge it to the game, OP And now it’s being used by ancient people on fab. It’s crazy. " And they say the younger generation aren't good for anything | |||
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"Fab is full of dinosaurs. Not all of them are old." Who is the Tyrannosaurus Rex then? | |||
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"Fab is full of dinosaurs. Not all of them are old. Who is the Tyrannosaurus Rex then? " Just a lil short armed bandit trying to reach the top shelf 😆 | |||
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"Fab is full of dinosaurs. Not all of them are old. Who is the Tyrannosaurus Rex then? Just a lil short armed bandit trying to reach the top shelf 😆" Short people need love too 😂 | |||
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"As a much younger man once said... Charge it to the game, OP And now it’s being used by ancient people on fab. It’s crazy. And they say the younger generation aren't good for anything" 
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"Fab is full of dinosaurs. Not all of them are old." 💯 | |||
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