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"Whenever I open a chocolate bar, I always have to open it where it's glued along the top and down the back. People who tear the corner off are genuine psychopaths 😳" Snap! | |||
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"I often open crisp packets "upside down" because they're stored the "right way up" that means all the flavour is at the bottom, right?! At least thats what I tell myself." I do this too.. but unintentionally.. now I have a valid reason the next time it happens 🤷♀️ | |||
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"Hmmm I only water my plants when I get my period - they’re succulents so the once a month cycle works well for them Oh, and if I’m going down a staircase it has to be right leg first" I'm now trying to think which leg I use first 🤣 | |||
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"Counting letters in sentences.... I dunno I just do. Used to count the bricks in walls aswell... Im weird." I do this too. Counting tiles when I’m in the shower or books on a shelf etc. | |||
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"Quite often I'll realise I'm walking with my hands in front of me a bit like a T-Rex. 😳😬🦖" Oh I do this | |||
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"Quite often I'll realise I'm walking with my hands in front of me a bit like a T-Rex. 😳😬🦖 Oh I do this " Yep also guilty | |||
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"Counting letters in sentences.... I dunno I just do. Used to count the bricks in walls aswell... Im weird. I do this too. Counting tiles when I’m in the shower or books on a shelf etc. " Oh wow, I'm not alone in this! Happy days! I'm gonna go count all the bathroom tiles I have in celebration 🤣 | |||
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"Counting letters in sentences.... I dunno I just do. Used to count the bricks in walls aswell... Im weird. I do this too. Counting tiles when I’m in the shower or books on a shelf etc. Oh wow, I'm not alone in this! Happy days! I'm gonna go count all the bathroom tiles I have in celebration 🤣 " Hahaha, my kinda night 😂 | |||
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"I always put my left sock on before my right one and my right shoe on before my left one. Also I eat the entire apple. Including the core. Only thing I remove is the stalk." The whole of an apple?  have you not grown an apple tree in your stomach yet? | |||
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"On the old PG tips advert with Johnny Vegas and Monkey, he puts his feet into his slippers and it makes this wahh worrr sound, and now I can't put mine on without mimicking the sounds....and yes I own a pair of slippers...deal with it 🥪" I think they call that old age..  | |||
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"Whenever I open a chocolate bar, I always have to open it where it's glued along the top and down the back. People who tear the corner off are genuine psychopaths 😳" I've never seen anyone open it any other way than along the glued edge so I assume it's the norm. I have to open bags the right way up or it's unlucky I sleep with my feet on top of the duvet whatever the weather. Don't like them underneath or with anything over them
I have to put water on my toothbrush before the toothpaste and after I put the toothpaste on. | |||
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"I like to ensure all my plates/bowls are rotated. So when they have been used and washed, rather than placing them directly to the top of the pile again, I put them to the bottom so the ones on the bottom “get their turn” of being eaten from 🍭😂" Equality and all that | |||
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"When I eat a twix I bite the top of of the finger off first then bite the chocolate from the edges then I munch on the biscuit part Makes it last longer "Oh I do this too | |||
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"Quite often I'll realise I'm walking with my hands in front of me a bit like a T-Rex. 😳😬🦖 Oh I do this Yep also guilty" Does that mean that we're all weird? Or that we're all normal? 🤔😂 | |||
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"[confession removed by poster at 26/05/25 20:24:12]" It's ok grumps, it's a safe place come on in | |||
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"On the old PG tips advert with Johnny Vegas and Monkey, he puts his feet into his slippers and it makes this wahh worrr sound, and now I can't put mine on without mimicking the sounds....and yes I own a pair of slippers...deal with it 🥪 I think they call that old age.. "I own Slippers too .. And unashamedly so | |||
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"When I eat a twix I bite the top of of the finger off first then bite the chocolate from the edges then I munch on the biscuit part Makes it last longer "I do this with anything that has a layer.. Mars bar Kit kat Double decker. Fuck... why do we do this? | |||
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"When I eat a twix I bite the top of of the finger off first then bite the chocolate from the edges then I munch on the biscuit part Makes it last longer
Oh I do this too "Ha, me too. Same with a kit kat? | |||
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"When I eat a twix I bite the top of of the finger off first then bite the chocolate from the edges then I munch on the biscuit part Makes it last longer
Oh I do this too "#metoo! | |||
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"When I eat a twix I bite the top of of the finger off first then bite the chocolate from the edges then I munch on the biscuit part Makes it last longer
Oh I do this too
Ha, me too. Same with a kit kat? "Yes!!!!! | |||
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"When I eat a twix I bite the top of of the finger off first then bite the chocolate from the edges then I munch on the biscuit part Makes it last longer
Oh I do this too
Ha, me too. Same with a kit kat? "Yes! | |||
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"I always put my left sock on before my right one and my right shoe on before my left one. Also I eat the entire apple. Including the core. Only thing I remove is the stalk. The whole of an apple? have you not grown an apple tree in your stomach yet? "Nope. I eat bread crusts too and my hair has never been curly. | |||
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"I always put my left sock on before my right one and my right shoe on before my left one. Also I eat the entire apple. Including the core. Only thing I remove is the stalk. The whole of an apple? have you not grown an apple tree in your stomach yet?
Nope. I eat bread crusts too and my hair has never been curly."🤯🤯🤯 | |||
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"Anyone that eats a 4 finger kitkat by taking bites out of it instead of one finger at a time has a problem " Surely no one takes four at a time?! | |||
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"Anyone that eats a 4 finger kitkat by taking bites out of it instead of one finger at a time has a problem Surely no one takes four at a time?! " | |||
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"Anyone that eats a 4 finger kitkat by taking bites out of it instead of one finger at a time has a problem Surely no one takes four at a time?!
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"Anyone that eats a 4 finger kitkat by taking bites out of it instead of one finger at a time has a problem Surely no one takes four at a time?!
Oi oi I'm talking about the kit kat "Oops wrong thread. | |||
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"I can’t stand my knees or ankles touching when I’m sleeping so have to have a duvet or something between my legs to stop them resting on each other. " I do this. Mainly because I cam never be arsed shaving my legs and they feel scratchy  | |||
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" Sometimes in the dark in my house I walk around with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind " I do this! | |||
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"I count steps going up or down stairs Sometimes in the dark in my house I walk around with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind " I count steps | |||
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"I start with the head on jelly snakes and couldn't even sit in the same room as someone who would eat a snake ass first." Never the arse end of a jelly snake first 😬😬 | |||
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"50 posts in and I'm still the only one that hoovers like a stay at home superman "😂 OK here's another weird me thing. When I take my knickers off I like to take them off one leg and then kick them in the air to catch. I rarely miss. 🤣 | |||
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"I like to ensure all my plates/bowls are rotated. So when they have been used and washed, rather than placing them directly to the top of the pile again, I put them to the bottom so the ones on the bottom “get their turn” of being eaten from 🍭😂" I do this with my crockery too,it makes total sense ! 😅🩵 | |||
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"On the old PG tips advert with Johnny Vegas and Monkey, he puts his feet into his slippers and it makes this wahh worrr sound, and now I can't put mine on without mimicking the sounds....and yes I own a pair of slippers...deal with it 🥪 I think they call that old age..
I own Slippers too .. And unashamedly so "So do I 🤭 | |||
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"50 posts in and I'm still the only one that hoovers like a stay at home superman
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OK here's another weird me thing. When I take my knickers off I like to take them off one leg and then kick them in the air to catch. I rarely miss. 🤣"I do that too 🤦♀️🤣 | |||
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"I count steps going up or down stairs Sometimes in the dark in my house I walk around with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind I count steps "Step counter here too | |||
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"50 posts in and I'm still the only one that hoovers like a stay at home superman
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OK here's another weird me thing. When I take my knickers off I like to take them off one leg and then kick them in the air to catch. I rarely miss. 🤣
I do that too 🤦♀️🤣"I do that too. | |||
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"I start with the head on jelly snakes and couldn't even sit in the same room as someone who would eat a snake ass first." Similar but I eat jelly babies feet first 😈 | |||
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"I kick the door of the shed before I open it to scare off any mice … I’ve never seen one in there so it must work 🤷♀️🫣" That sounds so badass | |||
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"I start with the head on jelly snakes and couldn't even sit in the same room as someone who would eat a snake ass first. Similar but I eat jelly babies feet first 😈" Monster | |||
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"I kick the door of the shed before I open it to scare off any mice … I’ve never seen one in there so it must work 🤷♀️🫣" 3 2 1 and Breach! Do you feel like a badass doing it? | |||
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"Jaffa cakes....... Nibble round the outside and eat that first. Peel off the jelly and chocolate and eat the sponge second. Lastly eat the jelly covered chocolate. *accepts weirdo badge and leaves thread" Yes!! I do this | |||
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"I kick the door of the shed before I open it to scare off any mice … I’ve never seen one in there so it must work 🤷♀️🫣 3 2 1 and Breach! Do you feel like a badass doing it?" Haha. Yeah but I wouldn’t be badass if I actually encountered one 😳😂 | |||
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"When I come home to an empty house, I will always say "Hello Mr Burglar, I'm home so time for you to leave". Luckily no one has ever replied to me!" Fuck! Imagine 😬😬 | |||
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"I kick the door of the shed before I open it to scare off any mice … I’ve never seen one in there so it must work 🤷♀️🫣 3 2 1 and Breach! Do you feel like a badass doing it? Haha. Yeah but I wouldn’t be badass if I actually encountered one 😳😂" | |||
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"I cant just have one drink currently i have a coffee ,some water,rum & a prosecco all half d*unk!! 🩵" Also guilty I currently have water, tea and Pepsi max on the go | |||
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"I cant just have one drink currently i have a coffee ,some water,rum & a prosecco all half d*unk!! 🩵" I get called 3 drink Eva at home Currently Coffee Sparkling water Capuccino baileys | |||
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"I kick the door of the shed before I open it to scare off any mice … I’ve never seen one in there so it must work 🤷♀️🫣 3 2 1 and Breach! Do you feel like a badass doing it? Haha. Yeah but I wouldn’t be badass if I actually encountered one 😳😂" See I can pick up a spider no problem, but I'd hate to get bitten my a mouse. Ergh I wish i could send gifs here.😩 | |||
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"In all the 'playdates' that I've had on Fab I've always taken the right hand side of the bed (i.e. facing the bed) - for the pillow talk, the spooning, the sleeping and for the grazing. 😬 "I can't sleep with someone if I'm not on the right side of the bed so that I can use my right hand for stuff....like grabbing my trusty sword if we get attacked | |||
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"When I come home to an empty house, I will always say "Hello Mr Burglar, I'm home so time for you to leave". Luckily no one has ever replied to me! Fuck! Imagine 😬😬" My teenager has threaten to sneak in and reply, which would give me a heart attack  | |||
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"On the old PG tips advert with Johnny Vegas and Monkey, he puts his feet into his slippers and it makes this wahh worrr sound, and now I can't put mine on without mimicking the sounds....and yes I own a pair of slippers...deal with it 🥪 I think they call that old age..
I own Slippers too .. And unashamedly so
So do I 🤭"Maybe we should have a mutual slipper appreciation day 😆 | |||
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"I start with the head on jelly snakes and couldn't even sit in the same room as someone who would eat a snake ass first. Similar but I eat jelly babies feet first 😈 Monster " I always behead Freddos or Lindt rabbits before I eat them | |||
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"I count steps going up or down stairs Sometimes in the dark in my house I walk around with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind I count steps
Step counter here too"Oh me too…..I count my stairs every time I go up and down 😄 | |||
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"On the old PG tips advert with Johnny Vegas and Monkey, he puts his feet into his slippers and it makes this wahh worrr sound, and now I can't put mine on without mimicking the sounds....and yes I own a pair of slippers...deal with it 🥪 I think they call that old age..
I own Slippers too .. And unashamedly so
So do I 🤭
Maybe we should have a mutual slipper appreciation day 😆"Slipper wearers are just sexier...it's just facts 🥪 | |||
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"On the old PG tips advert with Johnny Vegas and Monkey, he puts his feet into his slippers and it makes this wahh worrr sound, and now I can't put mine on without mimicking the sounds....and yes I own a pair of slippers...deal with it 🥪 I think they call that old age..
I own Slippers too .. And unashamedly so
So do I 🤭
Maybe we should have a mutual slipper appreciation day 😆
Slipper wearers are just sexier...it's just facts 🥪"Maybe on your part 😆 | |||
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"Jaffa cakes....... Nibble round the outside and eat that first. Peel off the jelly and chocolate and eat the sponge second. Lastly eat the jelly covered chocolate. *accepts weirdo badge and leaves thread" I do this although i sick the chocolate from the orange jelly first then suck the jelly until it disintegrates | |||
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"Jaffa cakes....... Nibble round the outside and eat that first. Peel off the jelly and chocolate and eat the sponge second. Lastly eat the jelly covered chocolate. *accepts weirdo badge and leaves thread" Totally normal - eat the best but last 😋 | |||
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"On the old PG tips advert with Johnny Vegas and Monkey, he puts his feet into his slippers and it makes this wahh worrr sound, and now I can't put mine on without mimicking the sounds....and yes I own a pair of slippers...deal with it 🥪 I think they call that old age..
I own Slippers too .. And unashamedly so
So do I 🤭
Maybe we should have a mutual slipper appreciation day 😆
Slipper wearers are just sexier...it's just facts 🥪
Maybe on your part 😆"They're supposed to be worn on the feet, not the.......  | |||
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"Jaffa cakes....... Nibble round the outside and eat that first. Peel off the jelly and chocolate and eat the sponge second. Lastly eat the jelly covered chocolate. *accepts weirdo badge and leaves thread Totally normal - eat the best but last 😋" YES!!!!!!!! | |||
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"When I eat a twix I bite the top of of the finger off first then bite the chocolate from the edges then I munch on the biscuit part Makes it last longer "OMG that’s soooo wrong 😘 | |||
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"Jaffa cakes....... Nibble round the outside and eat that first. Peel off the jelly and chocolate and eat the sponge second. Lastly eat the jelly covered chocolate. *accepts weirdo badge and leaves thread I do this although i sick the chocolate from the orange jelly first then suck the jelly until it disintegrates " First poo and now sick....I'm getting concerned 😂😂😂🥪 | |||
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"Jaffa cakes....... Nibble round the outside and eat that first. Peel off the jelly and chocolate and eat the sponge second. Lastly eat the jelly covered chocolate. *accepts weirdo badge and leaves thread I do this although i sick the chocolate from the orange jelly first then suck the jelly until it disintegrates First poo and now sick....I'm getting concerned 😂😂😂🥪" Obviously a typo! Be concerned though, be very concerned 😏🍭 | |||
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"Jaffa cakes....... Nibble round the outside and eat that first. Peel off the jelly and chocolate and eat the sponge second. Lastly eat the jelly covered chocolate. *accepts weirdo badge and leaves thread I do this although i sick the chocolate from the orange jelly first then suck the jelly until it disintegrates " I do the half moon, total eclipse thing from the advert. | |||
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"Jaffa cakes....... Nibble round the outside and eat that first. Peel off the jelly and chocolate and eat the sponge second. Lastly eat the jelly covered chocolate. *accepts weirdo badge and leaves thread I do this although i suck the chocolate from the orange jelly first then suck the jelly until it disintegrates " Seconded. There is no other way to eat them! (Unless you're doing "Full Moon, Partial Eclipse, Total Eclipse"l | |||
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"Jaffa cakes....... Nibble round the outside and eat that first. Peel off the jelly and chocolate and eat the sponge second. Lastly eat the jelly covered chocolate. *accepts weirdo badge and leaves thread I do this although i suck the chocolate from the orange jelly first then suck the jelly until it disintegrates Seconded. There is no other way to eat them! (Unless you're doing "Full Moon, Partial Eclipse, Total Eclipse"l" Haha yes to this! Didn’t to the kids the other week and they looked at me like I was on day release | |||
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"Jaffa cakes....... Nibble round the outside and eat that first. Peel off the jelly and chocolate and eat the sponge second. Lastly eat the jelly covered chocolate. *accepts weirdo badge and leaves thread I do this although i suck the chocolate from the orange jelly first then suck the jelly until it disintegrates Seconded. There is no other way to eat them! (Unless you're doing "Full Moon, Partial Eclipse, Total Eclipse"l" I eat the whole Jaffa Cake in one delicious bite. | |||
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"Jaffa cakes....... Nibble round the outside and eat that first. Peel off the jelly and chocolate and eat the sponge second. Lastly eat the jelly covered chocolate. *accepts weirdo badge and leaves thread I do this although i suck the chocolate from the orange jelly first then suck the jelly until it disintegrates Seconded. There is no other way to eat them! (Unless you're doing "Full Moon, Partial Eclipse, Total Eclipse"l Haha yes to this! Didn’t to the kids the other week and they looked at me like I was on day release " | |||
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"Jaffa cakes....... Nibble round the outside and eat that first. Peel off the jelly and chocolate and eat the sponge second. Lastly eat the jelly covered chocolate. *accepts weirdo badge and leaves thread I do this although i suck the chocolate from the orange jelly first then suck the jelly until it disintegrates Seconded. There is no other way to eat them! (Unless you're doing "Full Moon, Partial Eclipse, Total Eclipse"l I eat the whole Jaffa Cake in one delicious bite." Insane | |||
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"If I (Luke) change the volume on a TV, radio or whatever and it gives me a number to show the level, that number has to be even. It irritates me if it's odd, especially horrible numbers like 17. Since pointing this out to Hannah, she has also taken on this trait. " Used to do this with my car radio when you had numbers on it | |||
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"Jaffa cakes....... Nibble round the outside and eat that first. Peel off the jelly and chocolate and eat the sponge second. Lastly eat the jelly covered chocolate. *accepts weirdo badge and leaves thread I do this although i suck the chocolate from the orange jelly first then suck the jelly until it disintegrates Seconded. There is no other way to eat them! (Unless you're doing "Full Moon, Partial Eclipse, Total Eclipse"l" Who remembers the tv ad? I LOVED that advert 🤣 Can still hear the accented voice! | |||
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"In all the 'playdates' that I've had on Fab I've always taken the right hand side of the bed (i.e. facing the bed) - for the pillow talk, the spooning, the sleeping and for the grazing. 😬
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"I go up the stairs on my hands and feet." I can definitely picture that | |||
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"If I (Luke) change the volume on a TV, radio or whatever and it gives me a number to show the level, that number has to be even. It irritates me if it's odd, especially horrible numbers like 17. Since pointing this out to Hannah, she has also taken on this trait. " 17 as the volume setting 🤢 | |||
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"I go up the stairs on my hands and feet." Isn’t that normal? I would say so | |||
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"I go up the stairs on my hands and feet. Isn’t that normal? I would say so " Only for short people? | |||
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"In all the 'playdates' that I've had on Fab I've always taken the right hand side of the bed (i.e. facing the bed) - for the pillow talk, the spooning, the sleeping and for the grazing. 😬
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#LeftBreastNeglectSyndrome"In all fairness, my left is my least favourite. While neither of them are particularly perky, my left is the saggiest of the two  | |||
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"Jaffa cakes....... Nibble round the outside and eat that first. Peel off the jelly and chocolate and eat the sponge second. Lastly eat the jelly covered chocolate. *accepts weirdo badge and leaves thread I do this although i sick the chocolate from the orange jelly first then suck the jelly until it disintegrates I do the half moon, total eclipse thing from the advert." Brilliant advert. 1999.
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"Jaffa cakes....... Nibble round the outside and eat that first. Peel off the jelly and chocolate and eat the sponge second. Lastly eat the jelly covered chocolate. *accepts weirdo badge and leaves thread I do this although i sick the chocolate from the orange jelly first then suck the jelly until it disintegrates I do the half moon, total eclipse thing from the advert. Brilliant advert. 1999.
https://youtu.be/f-s8f7j6Yq0?si=C-SEbw2EbJ1otcsC"Is that the school teacher in front of the kids, I had a bit of a thing for her when that ad was about, something about her voice. | |||
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"Jaffa cakes....... Nibble round the outside and eat that first. Peel off the jelly and chocolate and eat the sponge second. Lastly eat the jelly covered chocolate. *accepts weirdo badge and leaves thread I do this although i sick the chocolate from the orange jelly first then suck the jelly until it disintegrates I do the half moon, total eclipse thing from the advert. Brilliant advert. 1999.
https://youtu.be/f-s8f7j6Yq0?si=C-SEbw2EbJ1otcsC
Is that the school teacher in front of the kids, I had a bit of a thing for her when that ad was about, something about her voice. "That's the one. Enjoy....... | |||
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"I once created an alter ego called Bella and I can't let her go.. "
Me and my daughter created an imaginary baby brother for her (and son for me) and used go out clothes shopping for him. The woman in the doc Martin shop was almost in tears hearing about how Raphael loves his new docs size 1 . | |||
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"I have to have all my store cupboard food stuffs like cans & jars facing label to the front & all perfectly aligned & straight, I assumed this was very normal until my friend commented one day when she saw it & said "Bit of OCD going on there" , it's normal though innit eh 🤭 " You need to watch 'Sleeping with the enemy" | |||
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"I have to have all my store cupboard food stuffs like cans & jars facing label to the front & all perfectly aligned & straight, I assumed this was very normal until my friend commented one day when she saw it & said "Bit of OCD going on there" , it's normal though innit eh 🤭 " Very normal to me! I have tubs and labels in all my cupboards with the contents printed by my label maker | |||
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"You know those odd little quirks, weird things you do almost without thinking? That you're convinced you're the only person in the whole world that does it? Let's hear them, hopefully we'll find others with weird habits similar to our own. Or just confirm that we are actually a bit weird. I'll start.. for some reason when hoovering (vacuuming for the posh lot) I do this thing where I stand with my feet shoulder width apart, one in front of me one behind and somehow lifting my toes on the foot in front helps me hoover better (or so I tell myself 🤦♀️🤣) Wtf is that about 🤷♀️
PS if you over share and regret it, I am not accepting liability for your fabicide, sorry "Hoover is a brand. Vacuuming is the act. I apparently like to point out stuff that doesn’t need pointing out 😂🤷🏽♂️ | |||
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"You know those odd little quirks, weird things you do almost without thinking? That you're convinced you're the only person in the whole world that does it? Let's hear them, hopefully we'll find others with weird habits similar to our own. Or just confirm that we are actually a bit weird. I'll start.. for some reason when hoovering (vacuuming for the posh lot) I do this thing where I stand with my feet shoulder width apart, one in front of me one behind and somehow lifting my toes on the foot in front helps me hoover better (or so I tell myself 🤦♀️🤣) Wtf is that about 🤷♀️
PS if you over share and regret it, I am not accepting liability for your fabicide, sorry
Hoover is a brand. Vacuuming is the act. I apparently like to point out stuff that doesn’t need pointing out 😂🤷🏽♂️ "Alright Henry! | |||
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"I have to have all my store cupboard food stuffs like cans & jars facing label to the front & all perfectly aligned & straight, I assumed this was very normal until my friend commented one day when she saw it & said "Bit of OCD going on there" , it's normal though innit eh 🤭 " • Surely the label facing forward makes logical sense? How else would you know what the jars and cans are? How would you distinguish, say, the Baxter's™ minestrone soup with the tomato soup or the plain baked beans (green tin) and the beans with sausages (also green tin)? My cupboards are small and I have to align them nearly in order to fit everything in. | |||
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"I have to have all my store cupboard food stuffs like cans & jars facing label to the front & all perfectly aligned & straight, I assumed this was very normal until my friend commented one day when she saw it & said "Bit of OCD going on there" , it's normal though innit eh 🤭 • Surely the label facing forward makes logical sense? How else would you know what the jars and cans are? How would you distinguish, say, the Baxter's™ minestrone soup with the tomato soup or the plain baked beans (green tin) and the beans with sausages (also green tin)? My cupboards are small and I have to align them nearly in order to fit everything in." I do this with every cupboard, fridge & freezers. It looks lovely & everything has a place,so much easier to find things & know when something needs replacing. It hurts me inside to look in some people's cupboards.😅🩵 | |||
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"50 posts in and I'm still the only one that hoovers like a stay at home superman
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OK here's another weird me thing. When I take my knickers off I like to take them off one leg and then kick them in the air to catch. I rarely miss. 🤣"Totally do this with my boxers. Ridiculously pleased with myself that I still have the flexibility for it at my age. | |||
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"I have to have all my store cupboard food stuffs like cans & jars facing label to the front & all perfectly aligned & straight, I assumed this was very normal until my friend commented one day when she saw it & said "Bit of OCD going on there" , it's normal though innit eh 🤭 " Of course it's normal. And highly logical. Also, the cutlery drawer, main partition left to right, knife, fork, spoon. Tea spoons go on their own. | |||
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"You know those odd little quirks, weird things you do almost without thinking? That you're convinced you're the only person in the whole world that does it? Let's hear them, hopefully we'll find others with weird habits similar to our own. Or just confirm that we are actually a bit weird. I'll start.. for some reason when hoovering (vacuuming for the posh lot) I do this thing where I stand with my feet shoulder width apart, one in front of me one behind and somehow lifting my toes on the foot in front helps me hoover better (or so I tell myself 🤦♀️🤣) Wtf is that about 🤷♀️
PS if you over share and regret it, I am not accepting liability for your fabicide, sorry
Hoover is a brand. Vacuuming is the act. I apparently like to point out stuff that doesn’t need pointing out 😂🤷🏽♂️
Alright Henry!"More Shark like behaviour if you ask me | |||
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"Mine is a little like the counting tiles.... Kinda... When I lay in bed in a hotel room I look at the ceiling and wallpaper / decoration wondering what bored women have looked at the same crack in the wall whilst being a dutiful wife and thinking 'If only they were let loose in a club'! 😂" I see things in the design of hotel ceilings when they're stippled instead of painted I've taken pictures of animals I can see in the design and shared them in chat groups They think I'm mad I also look at the ceiling and imagine being able to walk on it looking up at the bed on floor like the scene in Inception | |||
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"When I mow the lawn I tend to use the mower like I would a hoover, going here there and everywhere, rather than going up and down. Takes me ages too "Yep I do this 🤣 | |||
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"Mine is a little like the counting tiles.... Kinda... When I lay in bed in a hotel room I look at the ceiling and wallpaper / decoration wondering what bored women have looked at the same crack in the wall whilst being a dutiful wife and thinking 'If only they were let loose in a club'! 😂 I see things in the design of hotel ceilings when they're stippled instead of painted I've taken pictures of animals I can see in the design and shared them in chat groups They think I'm mad I also look at the ceiling and imagine being able to walk on it looking up at the bed on floor like the scene in Inception " I can't say I go that far..... 😂 | |||
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"If I’m on the toilet and my phone is dead, I read the ingredients to soaps and shampoos.🙈🤣🤣" I've done this with the bleach, it was a good read. | |||
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"If I’m on the toilet and my phone is dead, I read the ingredients to soaps and shampoos.🙈🤣🤣" • I'm quite relieved I'm not the only one!
I'm pretty sure that I know the full ingredients of most Baylis & Harding™ hand soaps and Colgate toothpaste off by heart. | |||
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"I fill a big cup with hot water, a bit of washing up liquid, and a scrubber. I rinse the plate or pan... Then whipe it with the soapy scrubber Then I rinse I don't use a washing up bowl. My wife does the same thing. Other people wash it all in one bowl without rinsing or changing the water. Looks like soapy bacteria soup. They all copy eachother and never question the wasted washing up liquid or ineffective way to wash up. " I do this too! It just makes sense | |||
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"Counting letters in sentences.... I dunno I just do. Used to count the bricks in walls aswell... Im weird." Pink Floyd have the answer | |||
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"If I (Luke) change the volume on a TV, radio or whatever and it gives me a number to show the level, that number has to be even. It irritates me if it's odd, especially horrible numbers like 17. Since pointing this out to Hannah, she has also taken on this trait. 17 as the volume setting 🤢" I am not alone! 🥳 This is Fab therapy. | |||
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"I like to ensure all my plates/bowls are rotated. So when they have been used and washed, rather than placing them directly to the top of the pile again, I put them to the bottom so the ones on the bottom “get their turn” of being eaten from 🍭😂" I do this too. And also for my cups. It’s almost like I want them all to feel inclusive. | |||
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"The settings for volume controls and heating controls all have to be even numbers. " Same here!! Still figuring what that is all about. Might be tied to numerology or the Fibonacci sequence or something? | |||
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"I like to ensure all my plates/bowls are rotated. So when they have been used and washed, rather than placing them directly to the top of the pile again, I put them to the bottom so the ones on the bottom “get their turn” of being eaten from 🍭😂 I do this too. And also for my cups. It’s almost like I want them all to feel inclusive." I do this with loo roll also. Ensure the roll at the bottom of the basket gets put to the top when refilling, like it has a best before date! I think things have a purpose & want to get eaten/used. I remember thinking this way about stuff as a child. | |||
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"Every picture, wall hanging or mirror has to be perfectly straight, when I stay in hotels & if I find they're crooked even in the slightest way I have to straighten them, if I'm in a friends house & see them crookedly hanging I will ask can I straighten that picture that's hanging on the wall 🤭" Bet you get some weird looks when you ask, ya weirdo! | |||
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"I have to have all my store cupboard food stuffs like cans & jars facing label to the front & all perfectly aligned & straight, I assumed this was very normal until my friend commented one day when she saw it & said "Bit of OCD going on there" , it's normal though innit eh 🤭 " I’d take a guess that you also have a basement with a trap door, right? | |||
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"I have to have all my store cupboard food stuffs like cans & jars facing label to the front & all perfectly aligned & straight, I assumed this was very normal until my friend commented one day when she saw it & said "Bit of OCD going on there" , it's normal though innit eh 🤭 I’d take a guess that you also have a basement with a trap door, right? "No Trap Door 🤭😃😃😃😃 But I do have a Bunker🤭 Hence all the stacked store cupboard stuff, that's aligned correctly 🤭 🤭 | |||
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"50 posts in and I'm still the only one that hoovers like a stay at home superman "I do have a hoovering related one. When I find a random item on the floor while hoovering or any other time really, I pick it up with my foot. I think I started it when I was pregnant and it stuck. Hubs and kids always look at me strange | |||
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"I only walk on even number man holes, or if I accidentally walk on a single or triple i have to find another to step on to make it an even number. Quite strange I know but it keeps me entertained 🤷🏼♂️" I'm the same, I usually skip/jump over the ones three in a row and do get some funny looks. | |||
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