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If a bird poops on you is it always lucky

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

So this happened to me a few days back in Greece, I was doing the whole culture and history thing when a bloody bird pooped in my hair and down my neck

This turned out to be a super lucky omen as a few hours later my team Sunderland won the championship play off and are back in the Premiership ❤️🤍

So I’m gonna take all the credit for them winning that game

So forum dwellers let’s hear some positive outcomes for when covered in bird poop worked out well

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By *avenNightsMan
4 weeks ago

Canvey Island

My car is covered in it, so far the only luck I’ve had is winning a tenner on a scratch card!

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"My car is covered in it, so far the only luck I’ve had is winning a tenner on a scratch card! "

You need it on you then you’ll win big

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
4 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I was walking next to someone and a bird shat on them, and I thought……… that was lucky

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I own birds…. I must be the luckiest person alive

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By *avexxMan
4 weeks ago

cheshire

hapened to me in new york,, think it was dropped from ten thousand feet what a bloody mess

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By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Que Piña

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By *ildbillkidMan
4 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Unlucky if it's an ostrich

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By *aptain VMan
4 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester


"So this happened to me a few days back in Greece, I was doing the whole culture and history thing when a bloody bird pooped in my hair and down my neck

This turned out to be a super lucky omen as a few hours later my team Sunderland won the championship play off and are back in the Premiership ❤️🤍

So I’m gonna take all the credit for them winning that game

So forum dwellers let’s hear some positive outcomes for when covered in bird poop worked out well "

Depends on the bird I suppose

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By *r lotharioMan
4 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

i'm assuming you mean the feathered variety, not some pished brit lout hanging her ass over the balcony late at night in mykonos or zante lol

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"i'm assuming you mean the feathered variety, not some pished brit lout hanging her ass over the balcony late at night in mykonos or zante lol"

Haha definitely the feathered variety

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"hapened to me in new york,, think it was dropped from ten thousand feet what a bloody mess "

But did you have something on hand to clean up with

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By *avexxMan
4 weeks ago

cheshire


"hapened to me in new york,, think it was dropped from ten thousand feet what a bloody mess

But did you have something on hand to clean up with "
,,, no i had go back to hotel put a clean shirt on

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By *usie pTV/TS
4 weeks ago

taunton

The first swallow back shat on my head when I walked into the workshop yesterday, no good luck yet that I am aware of.

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"The first swallow back shat on my head when I walked into the workshop yesterday, no good luck yet that I am aware of."

Fingers crossed it’s still to come

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By *illan-KillashMan
4 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"So this happened to me a few days back in Greece, I was doing the whole culture and history thing when a bloody bird pooped in my hair and down my neck

This turned out to be a super lucky omen as a few hours later my team Sunderland won the championship play off and are back in the Premiership ❤️🤍

So I’m gonna take all the credit for them winning that game

So forum dwellers let’s hear some positive outcomes for when covered in bird poop worked out well "

Pictures or it didn't happen.

When I was a lad, playing footie in the garden with my dad and a bird shat on him.

I said shall I get some loo roll. Dad said not to be daft, the bird would be miles away by then.....

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By *zeroMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

A pigeon shat on me just before a date. So in my case it wasn't so lucky.

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"So this happened to me a few days back in Greece, I was doing the whole culture and history thing when a bloody bird pooped in my hair and down my neck

This turned out to be a super lucky omen as a few hours later my team Sunderland won the championship play off and are back in the Premiership ❤️🤍

So I’m gonna take all the credit for them winning that game

So forum dwellers let’s hear some positive outcomes for when covered in bird poop worked out well

Pictures or it didn't happen.

When I was a lad, playing footie in the garden with my dad and a bird shat on him.

I said shall I get some loo roll. Dad said not to be daft, the bird would be miles away by then..... "

Of course I took a pic

See you get your humour from your dad

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"A pigeon shat on me just before a date. So in my case it wasn't so lucky."

Could of turned out to be blessing if the date was bad

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"So this happened to me a few days back in Greece, I was doing the whole culture and history thing when a bloody bird pooped in my hair and down my neck

This turned out to be a super lucky omen as a few hours later my team Sunderland won the championship play off and are back in the Premiership ❤️🤍

So I’m gonna take all the credit for them winning that game

So forum dwellers let’s hear some positive outcomes for when covered in bird poop worked out well "

As if you posted this Cookie 😂😂😂❤️

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"So this happened to me a few days back in Greece, I was doing the whole culture and history thing when a bloody bird pooped in my hair and down my neck

This turned out to be a super lucky omen as a few hours later my team Sunderland won the championship play off and are back in the Premiership ❤️🤍

So I’m gonna take all the credit for them winning that game

So forum dwellers let’s hear some positive outcomes for when covered in bird poop worked out well

As if you posted this Cookie 😂😂😂❤️"

Somebody made me do it

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By *zeroMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow


"A pigeon shat on me just before a date. So in my case it wasn't so lucky.

Could of turned out to be blessing if the date was bad "

It went ahead...but it didn't go any further

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By *imboInLimboWoman
4 weeks ago

Baldock


"My car is covered in it, so far the only luck I’ve had is winning a tenner on a scratch card! "

Destroys the paintwork so no, definitely not lucky

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By *obboMan
4 weeks ago

Lincoln

OP a bird pooed on me whilst out in a country park a few weeks back and destroyed one of my fave tops..

Then a few days later my car needed a lotnof work doing and cost me loads....

Waiting for the 3rd thing to happen now 🤣🤣

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"So this happened to me a few days back in Greece, I was doing the whole culture and history thing when a bloody bird pooped in my hair and down my neck

This turned out to be a super lucky omen as a few hours later my team Sunderland won the championship play off and are back in the Premiership ❤️🤍

So I’m gonna take all the credit for them winning that game

So forum dwellers let’s hear some positive outcomes for when covered in bird poop worked out well

As if you posted this Cookie 😂😂😂❤️

Somebody made me do it "

Yeah right 😆😆

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By *illan-KillashMan
4 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"So this happened to me a few days back in Greece, I was doing the whole culture and history thing when a bloody bird pooped in my hair and down my neck

This turned out to be a super lucky omen as a few hours later my team Sunderland won the championship play off and are back in the Premiership ❤️🤍

So I’m gonna take all the credit for them winning that game

So forum dwellers let’s hear some positive outcomes for when covered in bird poop worked out well

As if you posted this Cookie 😂😂😂❤️

Somebody made me do it "

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By *illan-KillashMan
4 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"So this happened to me a few days back in Greece, I was doing the whole culture and history thing when a bloody bird pooped in my hair and down my neck

This turned out to be a super lucky omen as a few hours later my team Sunderland won the championship play off and are back in the Premiership ❤️🤍

So I’m gonna take all the credit for them winning that game

So forum dwellers let’s hear some positive outcomes for when covered in bird poop worked out well

Pictures or it didn't happen.

When I was a lad, playing footie in the garden with my dad and a bird shat on him.

I said shall I get some loo roll. Dad said not to be daft, the bird would be miles away by then.....

Of course I took a pic

See you get your humour from your dad "

Same hairstyle too......

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"So this happened to me a few days back in Greece, I was doing the whole culture and history thing when a bloody bird pooped in my hair and down my neck

This turned out to be a super lucky omen as a few hours later my team Sunderland won the championship play off and are back in the Premiership ❤️🤍

So I’m gonna take all the credit for them winning that game

So forum dwellers let’s hear some positive outcomes for when covered in bird poop worked out well

As if you posted this Cookie 😂😂😂❤️

Somebody made me do it

"

Who’d do such a thing

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By *sStephenPickleMan
4 weeks ago

Ends

A bird shat on me when I was a child at my birthday party. I haven’t felt lucky since but I’m not dead so maybe I am

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By *illan-KillashMan
4 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"So this happened to me a few days back in Greece, I was doing the whole culture and history thing when a bloody bird pooped in my hair and down my neck

This turned out to be a super lucky omen as a few hours later my team Sunderland won the championship play off and are back in the Premiership ❤️🤍

So I’m gonna take all the credit for them winning that game

So forum dwellers let’s hear some positive outcomes for when covered in bird poop worked out well

As if you posted this Cookie 😂😂😂❤️

Somebody made me do it

Who’d do such a thing "

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"A bird shat on me when I was a child at my birthday party. I haven’t felt lucky since but I’m not dead so maybe I am"

At least it wasn’t on your birthday cake, silver linings right there

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