FabSwingers.com forum: I can’t believe I put that in my mouth

By *aron Van Winkle OP Man
10 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

So, who has eaten a dog biscuit ?

Haha.

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
10 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I thought this was pretty much a childhood rite of passage?

I remember loving the umami crunch of a Pedigree Markies out of the cupboard at my Nan's 😅😆

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By *aron Van Winkle OP Man
10 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

"I thought this was pretty much a childhood rite of passage?

I remember loving the umami crunch of a Pedigree Markies out of the cupboard at my Nan's 😅😆"

Haha. Do you remember which colour you had?

I think mine might have been the salmon bone one.

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By *sStephenPickleMan
10 weeks ago

Ends

"I thought this was pretty much a childhood rite of passage?"

I am speechless rn

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By *andaloriansCouple
10 weeks ago

Malvern

Some are better than human bikkies! And tinned food makes a good pie filling! In an emergency of course!

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
10 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I remember loving the umami crunch of a Pedigree Markies out of the cupboard at my Nan's 😅😆

Haha. Do you remember which colour you had?

I think mine might have been the salmon bone one. "

The ones I remember were a yellowish outside with the darker marrow in the middle. So possibly just plain original flavour?

I feel compelled to add I was not given the dog biscuits, they were illicit snacks taken when no grown ups were looking 😅

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"I thought this was pretty much a childhood rite of passage?"

I tried most of my dogs when I was a kid.

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By *hesoftboyMan
10 weeks ago

Cleethorpes/Sheffield

Yeah I remember them. Bonio they were called back in the day

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
10 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Yeah, the chocolate covered one, my Dog wouldn't eat it, so I ate one first to show him it was OK to eat 😬

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By *quirrel!Man
10 weeks ago

By a “dog biscuit” you mean real dog biscuit? Not like fart from scabby looking woman?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Gravy bones 💜

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

A mate of mine used to eat them all the time, said they were his scooby snacks.

He used to run books in school, became a bookie made a fortune.

Maybe everyone should eat scooby snacks?

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
10 weeks ago

Basingstoke

I regularly used to nibble on the Bonios when I was a lass.

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By *aron Van Winkle OP Man
10 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

"I regularly used to nibble on the Bonios when I was a lass."

Haha. Do like like a good bonio now you are older…😏

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By *andaloriansCouple
10 weeks ago

Malvern

"I thought this was pretty much a childhood rite of passage?

I tried most of my dogs when I was a kid.

Um, you tried them or their food?!!!

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By *ir tootMan
10 weeks ago

Raccoon city

When I was a kid they must of tasted alright because my dad caught me eating a box.

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By *sStephenPickleMan
10 weeks ago

Ends

I can’t explain it but this is the funniest thread I’ve seen in here.

Where are my people

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By *ay6969Man
10 weeks ago

Redbridge

Trying to forget that d*unken night lol 🫣

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
10 weeks ago

Niche

So much making sense right now.

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"I can’t explain it but this is the funniest thread I’ve seen in here.

Where are my people"

In a dive bar in Reno at 3am, drinking Pabst and having deep philosophical debates, whilst playing 9 ball.

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By *ay6969Man
10 weeks ago

Redbridge

Is this meaning putting a penis in the mouth lol getting confused now lol

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By *lcherasDreamTimeCouple
10 weeks ago

Manchester

the white circular bonio if I remember rightly, just a bite and spat it out, it wasn't nice 🤣 also tried a cat biscuit, same result... I was a weird kid 🤣

(Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Radish.

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By *ay6969Man
9 weeks ago

Redbridge

I used to eat ants as a child lol timone and pumba style

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By *aizyWoman
9 weeks ago

west midlands

I haven't, I have been tempted tho, I bought my dog some handmade dog biscuits from a boutique shop, they looked and smelled delicious.

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By *aron Van Winkle OP Man
9 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

"I used to eat ants as a child lol timone and pumba style "

This is a safe place.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
9 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I used to eat ants as a child lol timone and pumba style "

According to my mother I used to eat slugs ! Apparently the doctor told her they were full of protein 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *carlettsWoman
9 weeks ago

Harpenden

I took my dogs vitamins once by mistake I felt ruff haha but made sure they were seperated in different parts of the cupboard so I don't make that mistake again

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By *ittlebirdWoman
9 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Dreamies

Dog biscuit

Cat food

Cock

* wouldn’t recommend. 0/5

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By *ir tootMan
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city

"Dreamies

Dog biscuit

Cat food

Cock

* wouldn’t recommend. 0/5"

Dreamies... I have to ask what we're they like? 🤔

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By *i versMan
9 weeks ago

Kirkcaldy

You tried your dogs when you were a kid ???

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By *ittlebirdWoman
9 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Dreamies

Dog biscuit

Cat food

Cock

* wouldn’t recommend. 0/5

Dreamies... I have to ask what we're they like? 🤔 "

Disgusting 🤣🤣

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By *r Man45Man
9 weeks ago

North West

"Yeah, the chocolate covered one, my Dog wouldn't eat it, so I ate one first to show him it was OK to eat 😬"

So did it work, did he eat his afterwards?

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By *lessandra_BWoman
9 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere

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By *ir tootMan
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city

"Dreamies

Dog biscuit

Cat food

Cock

* wouldn’t recommend. 0/5

Dreamies... I have to ask what we're they like? 🤔

Disgusting 🤣🤣"
.haha 🤣

My cats love the cat nip ones.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
9 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Dreamies

Dog biscuit

Cat food

Cock

* wouldn’t recommend. 0/5

Dreamies... I have to ask what we're they like? 🤔

Disgusting 🤣🤣.haha 🤣

My cats love the cat nip ones.

Mine too. That’s why I thought I would try them

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By *an8iMan
9 weeks ago

Bilston

I didn't put it in my mouth but who else put the cigarette lighter in the car on your tongue as a kid

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By *lessandra_BWoman
9 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere

"I regularly used to nibble on the Bonios when I was a lass."

It was Bonios in our house too. One for the dog...one for me 😁 We even used to take them to school and hand them out to kids (who didn't have dogs) saying they were a new type of delicious biscuit 🤣

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By *ir tootMan
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city

"Dreamies

Dog biscuit

Cat food

Cock

* wouldn’t recommend. 0/5

Dreamies... I have to ask what we're they like? 🤔

Disgusting 🤣🤣.haha 🤣

My cats love the cat nip ones.

Mine too. That’s why I thought I would try them "

Omg 🤣

Wgeb I was a kid dog biscuits wernt exactly awful, but i was a kid soo.

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By *lessandra_BWoman
9 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere

"I used to eat ants as a child lol timone and pumba style

According to my mother I used to eat slugs ! Apparently the doctor told her they were full of protein 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Why not 😂 They're snails without shells, right? And people eat snails in France (le escargot) 😁

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By *ir tootMan
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city

"I used to eat ants as a child lol timone and pumba style

According to my mother I used to eat slugs ! Apparently the doctor told her they were full of protein 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why not 😂 They're snails without shells, right? And people eat snails in France (le escargot) 😁"

I dunno slugs just reminds me of ron Weasly

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
9 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I used to eat ants as a child lol timone and pumba style

According to my mother I used to eat slugs ! Apparently the doctor told her they were full of protein 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why not 😂 They're snails without shells, right? And people eat snails in France (le escargot) 😁"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *orphia2003Woman
9 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

The charcoal bonios were great

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By *aron Van Winkle OP Man
9 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

"I used to eat ants as a child lol timone and pumba style

According to my mother I used to eat slugs ! Apparently the doctor told her they were full of protein 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why not 😂 They're snails without shells, right? And people eat snails in France (le escargot) 😁

🤣🤣🤣"

I’ve eaten French food, and the dog biscuits were better. …😏😅

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By *r Man45Man
9 weeks ago

North West

The state of the last to government's, I think k they'll be alot more of us turning to dog biscuits soon.....watch they don't make you feel Ruff though......boom, yes I did, Dad joke. Im here all day

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple
9 weeks ago

bedford

Not me but they are tested by humans

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

My dog eats regular 'fit for human consumption' biscuits, does that count?

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By *usty kayWoman
9 weeks ago

Burnham on Sea

Another one who used to eat the chocolate ones as a kid

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By *ad NannaWoman
9 weeks ago

East London

I've eaten a dog biscuit. Bonio I think.

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
9 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Yes I have and a small mouthful of cat food🤢

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By *orny PTMan
9 weeks ago

Peterborough

pedigree chum mixer biscuits and curry! mmmm

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By *orny PTMan
9 weeks ago

Peterborough

"I used to eat ants as a child lol timone and pumba style

According to my mother I used to eat slugs ! Apparently the doctor told her they were full of protein 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why not 😂 They're snails without shells, right? And people eat snails in France (le escargot) 😁"

They tried, but slugs are far too bitter.

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
9 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"pedigree chum mixer biscuits and curry! mmmm"

I hope that's a joke sounds grim 😂

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By *usie pTV/TS
9 weeks ago

taunton

We used to eat cow cake when we were kids, the stuff you feed cows at milking time, mind you we were starving hungry in those days.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
9 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

You can still get Bonio biscuits, in a big red cereal sized box, they are best with some warm milk, somebody saw me eating one and said “you’re barking “

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Not the biscuit, but I've had dog chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I ate cat food out a tin once. It was for a bet and I won £20.

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By *aron Van Winkle OP Man
9 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

"I ate cat food out a tin once. It was for a bet and I won £20. "

Who bought the Tin?

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By *aron Van Winkle OP Man
9 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

"Not the biscuit, but I've had dog chocolate "

Ohhh. I did that too. Haha.

It definitely didn’t suck.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"I ate cat food out a tin once. It was for a bet and I won £20.

Who bought the Tin? "

It was in the cupboard at a house party.

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By *aron Van Winkle OP Man
9 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

"I ate cat food out a tin once. It was for a bet and I won £20.

Who bought the Tin?

It was in the cupboard at a house party. "

Haha. It was normal to dare people at house parties. I love the fact someone reached for the pet food.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"I ate cat food out a tin once. It was for a bet and I won £20.

Who bought the Tin?

It was in the cupboard at a house party.

Haha. It was normal to dare people at house parties. I love the fact someone reached for the pet food.

It was around the time of Jackass and Dirty Sanchez so cat food was one of the more tame dares.

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By *aron Van Winkle OP Man
9 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

"I ate cat food out a tin once. It was for a bet and I won £20.

Who bought the Tin?

It was in the cupboard at a house party.

Haha. It was normal to dare people at house parties. I love the fact someone reached for the pet food.

It was around the time of Jackass and Dirty Sanchez so cat food was one of the more tame dares."

A house party I was at, a guy got the clippers out, and all the guys had a tennis ball (number 2 cut).

I walked in in looking like Kurt Cobain and walked home looking like I’d signed up.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"I ate cat food out a tin once. It was for a bet and I won £20.

Who bought the Tin?

It was in the cupboard at a house party.

Haha. It was normal to dare people at house parties. I love the fact someone reached for the pet food.

It was around the time of Jackass and Dirty Sanchez so cat food was one of the more tame dares.

A house party I was at, a guy got the clippers out, and all the guys had a tennis ball (number 2 cut).

I walked in in looking like Kurt Cobain and walked home looking like I’d signed up. "

That sounds like my kind of house party.

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By *orny PTMan
9 weeks ago

Peterborough

"pedigree chum mixer biscuits and curry! mmmm

I hope that's a joke sounds grim 😂"

the curry wasn't that bad.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
9 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Oh I forgot OP. My mate ran a pub and we had a very very late lock in one night. We were chatting and unfortunately I picked up the “ashtray glass” instead of my Jameson and cola… I was half way down it before I realised…

Oops.. 🤣

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