FabSwingers.com forum: How long is too long

By *bi Haive OP Man
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10 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

....to spend in the bath?

Does it depend on whether you take supplies in (wine, beer, something to watch a movie on, snacks etc.) or whether you're just in need of an extended soak due to work, any other strenuous activity or the fact you've got a really irritating mosquito bite on your back that you can't scratch and don't have a handy tree lying around to bear scratch against? 🤔

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By *sStephenPickleMan
10 weeks ago

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I have fallen asleep in the bath many times. So I would say 3/4 hours is the maximum. Any longer than that and it’s a bit dramatic.

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By *eroLondonMan
10 weeks ago

Covent Garden

You know when your scrotal sac resembles a prune and the testicles have the semblance of sun-soaked figs.... that's the moment to get out of the bath.

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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10 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"You know when your scrotal sac resembles a prune and the testicles have the semblance of sun-soaked figs.... that's the moment to get out of the bath."

But they looked like that when I got in.

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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By *ir tootMan
10 weeks ago

Raccoon city

"You know when your scrotal sac resembles a prune and the testicles have the semblance of sun-soaked figs.... that's the moment to get out of the bath."

I remember learning about trench foot.

Atleast I think it was trench foot.

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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10 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I have fallen asleep in the bath many times. So I would say 3/4 hours is the maximum. Any longer than that and it’s a bit dramatic. "

Currently between those numbers.

May be here longer.

But I've run out of wine. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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By *sStephenPickleMan
10 weeks ago

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"I have fallen asleep in the bath many times. So I would say 3/4 hours is the maximum. Any longer than that and it’s a bit dramatic.

Currently between those numbers.

May be here longer.

But I've run out of wine. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️"

Omg you legend. Do 5 hours then get out

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By *YDB75Man
10 weeks ago

Beverley

Its very rare im in the bath less than an hour. Headphones in browsing and listening to podcasts etc.

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By *viatrixWoman
10 weeks ago

Redhill

I can’t get my head round baths. Where I come from we have showers. Even 3-4 showers a day due to the heat, physical activity, etc. but very few people have a bath in their homes (this may have changed 👵🏻)

Sure, a bath is soothing when it’s cold or when having sore muscles… but I’ve never stayed in one more than half an hour. I get bored. I’ve taken coffee, a beer, a glass of bubbles (not together). Food? To the bathroom? Er, no. 🤢

Now, jacuzzis I LIKE.

I had my first successful bath a couple of weeks ago. I could finally get out without help! But didn’t stsy longer than 20 mins

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By *eroLondonMan
10 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"You know when your scrotal sac resembles a prune and the testicles have the semblance of sun-soaked figs.... that's the moment to get out of the bath.

But they looked like that when I got in.

😭😭😭😭😭😭"

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Now I know why all the Fab Forum women are attracted to you. Lucky bleeder.

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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10 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I have fallen asleep in the bath many times. So I would say 3/4 hours is the maximum. Any longer than that and it’s a bit dramatic.

Currently between those numbers.

May be here longer.

But I've run out of wine. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Omg you legend. Do 5 hours then get out

Don't you tell me what to do!!! 😮😮

*see you in 2 hours......

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
10 weeks ago

scunthorpe

I lock myself in the bathroom with wine and something good to watch, I can be in there for 4+ hours!

Donna

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Like others, i think I've been in about 4 hours.

On a cold winters day, with movies to watch on a tablet..

With certain ailments I found baths calmed the pain whilst I was waiting for surgery etc..

But is it not too hot for a bath this time of year?..🤔

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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10 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Suppose I'd best get out now. 🤷‍♂️

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
10 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

When it feels cold, get out.

^i use this life hack for alsorts of stuff.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
10 weeks ago

Basingstoke

18 minutes and 23 seconds

That's my 'sweet spot' in the bath.

I love the idea of soaking, relaxing and chilling in the bath. But the reality for me is very different. I'll put in lots of luxurious products to enhance the experience, but 9 times out of 10 as soon as I've lowered into the water, anxiety rears it's ugly head, and I end up feeling really stressed, I start sweating and panicking and just want out. I probably spend more time lying on the floor after the bath, with my feet up on the toilet seat, calming myself down than I do actually in the bath!

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By *NGthe2ndWoman
10 weeks ago

Here and there

As little time as possible.

I can't stand the thought of wallowing in floating skin cells.

I'm weird, I know

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
10 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"As little time as possible.

I can't stand the thought of wallowing in floating skin cells.

I'm weird, I know

Not weird!!!

I have a foot in both camps; can happily lose an hour soaking in the tub, topping up the heat every now and again, but can't get out without having a shower to finish! Gotta wash the scuzz off don't you!

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By *carlettsWoman
10 weeks ago

Harpenden

If I start going all wrinkley it's time to get out usually 30 mins is enough for me as the water starts to get cold

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
10 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

I have showers, don't have the attention span for sitting in the bath

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By *ldclitlickerMan
10 weeks ago

portsmouth

I can never lick a pussy for to long

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By *ittlebirdWoman
10 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

It’s so long since I’ve had a bath I can’t remember.

If anyone wants to lend me their bath for half an hour… or maybe half a day, that would be awesome

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
10 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Like all other things in life, it's only a problem if it begins to interfere with your everyday life and relationships.

So, Obi, if you find yourself calling work to tell them that you can't come in because you are taking a bath, or if you forgo a piss up at the pub cos you can't leave your soak yet, then you have been in there too long...... you'll probably realise its too long when that naked 25 year old ,anal loving nymphomaniac keeps tapping on your door and you turn your ear phones up to drown her out and pretend you're not in.....

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By *Silver-Man
10 weeks ago

North Wales

Not had a bath in over 10yrs, hate them, i find them a time consuming ball ache just to sit in your're on dirt.

Showers only, boo to baths

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"Not had a bath in over 10yrs, hate them, i find them a time consuming ball ache just to sit in your're on dirt.

Showers only, boo to baths"

Agree but know ladies like a bath and I’m happy to scrub there back or wash their hair for them

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
10 weeks ago

Altrincham

Hot water, bath bomb, lots of bubbles, chilled wine, candles, music = about 2/3hrs

🛀🏼

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
10 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"Not had a bath in over 10yrs, hate them, i find them a time consuming ball ache just to sit in your're on dirt.

Showers only, boo to baths"

I prefer a bath. Showers are way overrated and are akin to something you have to endure in a cheap hotel or in camping or water shortages. They are handy for a quick all over splash.

The time worn cliche of 'sitting in your own dirt' wears thin with me.

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
10 weeks ago

Voldsøy

"Not had a bath in over 10yrs, hate them, i find them a time consuming ball ache just to sit in your're on dirt.

Showers only, boo to baths"

Same!! What do you even do in there once you're scrubbed? It's boring. 🥱

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By *rdere OpusCouple
10 weeks ago

Brum - ish

I'd not had a proper soak in many years, always preferring to shower.

Recently had one with L and found it quite relaxing. After 25-30 minutes, we'd had enough.

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By *eroLondonMan
10 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"It’s so long since I’ve had a bath I can’t remember.

If anyone wants to lend me their bath for half an hour… or maybe half a day, that would be awesome "

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Everyone please kindly extend birthday wishes to LittleBird. It's her annual bath. Håppy Bathday. 😘💜

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By *reachersdaughterWoman
10 weeks ago

Someplace

A few hours, I haven't had a long bath in a while...I just shower now

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By *ittlebirdWoman
10 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"It’s so long since I’ve had a bath I can’t remember.

If anyone wants to lend me their bath for half an hour… or maybe half a day, that would be awesome

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Everyone please kindly extend birthday wishes to LittleBird. It's her annual bath. Håppy Bathday. 😘💜"

Thanks for offering. I’ll be round after work 👍🏻

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By *sStephenPickleMan
10 weeks ago

Ends

"A few hours, I haven't had a long bath in a while...I just shower now"

Do it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Central

I don't think there's a limit -

Except if you risk drowning, after falling asleep, it's time to get out

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
10 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

"A few hours, I haven't had a long bath in a while...I just shower now"

You are tiny enough to share a bath or shower.

*just saying. 😉

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