FabSwingers.com forum: War has broken out

By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
8 weeks ago

Brum

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
8 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Where now?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

Between the north and south of the uk

To start with where do you see the north/south line ?

Why is your side better ?

Serious and ridiculous answers welcome

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By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

"Where now?"

North v south uk

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By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

I think Barmouth west wales, through stoke and onto skeggy would be a decent dividing line

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By *estructionDollyWoman
8 weeks ago

Manchester

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By *estructionDollyWoman
8 weeks ago

Manchester

"Between the north and south of the uk

To start with where do you see the north/south line ?

Why is your side better ?

Serious and ridiculous answers welcome "

RIP the Midlands

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By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

"Between the north and south of the uk

To start with where do you see the north/south line ?

Why is your side better ?

Serious and ridiculous answers welcome

RIP the Midlands"

Fighting talk

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By *estructionDollyWoman
8 weeks ago

Manchester

"Between the north and south of the uk

To start with where do you see the north/south line ?

Why is your side better ?

Serious and ridiculous answers welcome

RIP the Midlands

Fighting talk

I just meant you had erased them from existence 🤣

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By *estructionDollyWoman
8 weeks ago

Manchester

It's always north v south but what about the whole Central region? 😜

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By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

"Between the north and south of the uk

To start with where do you see the north/south line ?

Why is your side better ?

Serious and ridiculous answers welcome

RIP the Midlands"

I’ll hit you with the home of the “balti”

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By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

"It's always north v south but what about the whole Central region? 😜"

United Nations peacekeepers you patrol the divide

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By *aizyWoman
8 weeks ago

west midlands

"Between the north and south of the uk

To start with where do you see the north/south line ?

Why is your side better ?

Serious and ridiculous answers welcome

RIP the Midlands"

I prefer to think the Midlands would be like neutral Switzerland ✌️☮️

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By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

"Between the north and south of the uk

To start with where do you see the north/south line ?

Why is your side better ?

Serious and ridiculous answers welcome

RIP the Midlands

Fighting talk

I just meant you had erased them from existence 🤣"

Lmao

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By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

"Between the north and south of the uk

To start with where do you see the north/south line ?

Why is your side better ?

Serious and ridiculous answers welcome

RIP the Midlands

I prefer to think the Midlands would be like neutral Switzerland ✌️☮️"

You’d be a haven of peace for people escaping the war

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By *midnight-Woman
8 weeks ago

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Mushy peas and chip butties

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By *ad NannaWoman
8 weeks ago

East London

If I have to go North to fight I'm taking an extra cardi.

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By *ad NannaWoman
8 weeks ago

East London

The South has Millwall supporters.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

Orange chips from the Black Country

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By *rthur30Man
8 weeks ago

Warrington

Please note: this is not serious.

Clearly the North is better.

There's already an English border between Wales and Scotland. So where is the North-Midlands-South divide?

I'd suggest above a line from Chester to Skegness as being "The North".

Between that line and one from Gloucester and King's Lynn as "The Midlands".

Below that line is "The South".

If there is to be a war between North and South, I'm applying for refugee status in the Midlands as I'm a coward.

I expect the North to win over the Southern Softies.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

It’s easy to beat cockneys. Just give it an inch of snow and the whole place is fucked.

Mean while in the midlands and the north we’ve been getting on with our daily lives in 10ft of snow for a fortnight.

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
8 weeks ago

The Heart of Hollownest, Dudleyish.

I was born in Hull. Moved to Essex when I was 14.

Moved to the West mids at 22.

Its all bad 😂

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By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

Queen vic Vs rovers return as the toughest pub with most incidents

Got to be a win for the south and Queen vic ?

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"It's always north v south but what about the whole Central region? 😜"

We're like Switzerland, neutral

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

From Telford originally (felt I should clarify)

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby

Oh fuck... 😳

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
8 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

I don't want to be stuck in the middle

though I am on the North Welsh Border so I hopefully avoid it entirely

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By *avexxMan
8 weeks ago

cheshire

im out to old to join up

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By *IXEN200Woman
8 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Top, middle or bottom......... the choices you could have

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
8 weeks ago

Ipswich

North

Battered scollops

Lower cost of Living

Obvs Liverpool FC

South

Saveloy

Toteringham

Anything past Watford gap services is north according to southerners

Fair dos the weather in south better

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West

Birmingham and the Midlands will probably be nuked as Northerners and Southerners get confused and annoyed over where the Midlands lie

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By *ildTimes.Man
8 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

What is it good for?...🥪

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By *ythrillWoman
8 weeks ago

Gwent

I'm in Wales so the North and South can do whatever to each other just leave us out of it

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By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

"I'm in Wales so the North and South can do whatever to each other just leave us out of it

North or South Wales

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By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

"What is it good for?...🥪"

Stress relief

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By *ythrillWoman
8 weeks ago

Gwent

"I'm in Wales so the North and South can do whatever to each other just leave us out of it

North or South Wales

South

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By *ools and the brainCouple
8 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

From where we live anywhere past Winchester is North so DEATH TO BASINGSTOKE

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
8 weeks ago

Markfield

"Oh fuck... 😳"

Do you want me to come and get you? I’m at j22 on the m1. We can hide in Rutland. It’s really small, it won’t get hit.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
8 weeks ago

Markfield

"Between the north and south of the uk

To start with where do you see the north/south line ?

Why is your side better ?

Serious and ridiculous answers welcome

RIP the Midlands

I prefer to think the Midlands would be like neutral Switzerland ✌️☮️"

Love this idea especially as I’m from South London originally but have been in North West Leicestershire for nearly 20 years now! I can’t pick sides!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
8 weeks ago

Reading

The south has all the money. Nuff said.

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By *ohn 66Man
8 weeks ago

South Birmingham

"Between the north and south of the uk

To start with where do you see the north/south line ?

Why is your side better ?

Serious and ridiculous answers welcome

RIP the Midlands

I prefer to think the Midlands would be like neutral Switzerland ✌️☮️"

I suggest the boundary is drawn across the top of Worcestershire. I'd be able to wave to the south from my window, but I want to be in the north

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By *ripfillMan
8 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

What an interesting concept … I am from Cumbria so we would declare independence from every one else

We are peace keepers and territorial

However slight problem I live in Hampshire now

I think I am stuffed

Getting back … would be a problem !

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By *avexxMan
8 weeks ago

cheshire

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I'm declaring my flat as it's own separate territory and thus at war with everyone.

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
8 weeks ago

Southport

Just remember...

The further north you go - the tougher we get!

We've already won this

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
8 weeks ago

Southport

"Oh fuck... 😳

Do you want me to come and get you? I’m at j22 on the m1. We can hide in Rutland. It’s really small, it won’t get hit. "

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By *till gameMan
8 weeks ago

Oldham

What’s the south ever done for us northerners 😀

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
8 weeks ago

Southport

"What’s the south ever done for us northerners 😀"

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Bedfuck

"What’s the south ever done for us northerners 😀"

Well my sister( who is part Yorkshire/Scottish) but born in the South gave birth for her Yorkshire husband two beautiful children.

Now he's decided to dump her to live life of pubbing,mates and golf. Instead of staying by her side through retirement which what she signed up for but apparently he didn't (in his tiny little mind what a twat).

War it sure looks like it to me.

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By *till gameMan
8 weeks ago

Oldham

"What’s the south ever done for us northerners 😀

Well my sister( who is part Yorkshire/Scottish) but born in the South gave birth for her Yorkshire husband two beautiful children.

War it sure looks like it to me.

Tell her to get on fabs and forget the twat 😀

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By *otsossieMan
8 weeks ago

Chesterfield

South of Derby can get in the sea

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By *isitingbiMan
8 weeks ago

London

Anyone one who says Baath is north. Anyone who say barth is south. Oxford is a good division line

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
8 weeks ago

Southport

"What’s the south ever done for us northerners 😀

Well my sister( who is part Yorkshire/Scottish) but born in the South gave birth for her Yorkshire husband two beautiful children.

War it sure looks like it to me.

What a horrible little shit. She's definitely much better off without him

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By *rthur30Man
8 weeks ago

Warrington

"From where we live anywhere past Winchester is North so DEATH TO BASINGSTOKE

Lol!

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By *nnCeeWoman
8 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"What is it good for?...🥪"

Getting rid of some of the population?

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By *rthur30Man
8 weeks ago

Warrington

All us Northerners have to do is wait, climate change is on our side. "Get your wellies here, only £500 each!".

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
8 weeks ago

Southport

"All us Northerners have to do is wait, climate change is on our side. "Get your wellies here, only £500 each!"."

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"What’s the south ever done for us northerners 😀"

HS2 🤔😆

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By *ornucopiaMan
8 weeks ago

Bexley

"I think Barmouth west wales, through stoke and onto skeggy would be a decent dividing line

Anywhere that even gets called 'skeggy' needs to be well north of anywhere discerning.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
8 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Wait until the Northerners get their big coat on, then we know shit is getting real for the Southerners

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By *rthur30Man
8 weeks ago

Warrington

I suppose I'm really thinking of Londoners as being the Evil South. There's only 8 million of them and 60 million of the rest of us. Rise up, people!

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
8 weeks ago

West Suffolk

I used to live in Birmingham and anywhere north of us was the north and anywhere south of us was the south.

I now live in Suffolk and the locals say anywhere north of the A14 is the north.

Dread to think what people in Portsmouth think is North/South

I’d say the A47 east of Birmingham and the A5 west of Birmingham would be a good divide

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Chichester

"I used to live in Birmingham and anywhere north of us was the north and anywhere south of us was the south.

I now live in Suffolk and the locals say anywhere north of the A14 is the north.

Dread to think what people in Portsmouth think is North/South

I’d say the A47 east of Birmingham and the A5 west of Birmingham would be a good divide "

I am from that way Chichester and I class midlands ish as the break point

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby

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By *ohn 66Man
8 weeks ago

South Birmingham

"Anyone one who says Baath is north. Anyone who say barth is south. Oxford is a good division line

A system ruined by the fact that people from Bath* (and the rest of Somerset for that matter) say "Baaath" with an even longer 'aaaa' than their northern cousins.

*maybe not the posh folk from Lansdown, but definitely those from Twerton

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By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

"I used to live in Birmingham and anywhere north of us was the north and anywhere south of us was the south.

I now live in Suffolk and the locals say anywhere north of the A14 is the north.

Dread to think what people in Portsmouth think is North/South

I’d say the A47 east of Birmingham and the A5 west of Birmingham would be a good divide "

North above them and south the Isle of Wight re Portsmouth

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By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

Rugby league Vs rugby union

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
8 weeks ago

Markfield

"Wait until the Northerners get their big coat on, then we know shit is getting real for the Southerners "

If people from London put the big light on we’re doomed!

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By *ove2LurveCouple
8 weeks ago

Dartford

"What is it good for?...🥪"

"Absolutely nothing! say it again"

Edwin Starr

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By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

"What is it good for?...🥪

"Absolutely nothing! say it again"

Edwin Starr"

Watched him live a few times back in the day

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By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

Chips and gravy northern Vs chips and mayonnaise south

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By *uffsandkinkCouple
8 weeks ago

leeds

The north will just tell Newcastle the southerners are saying their team is shite and watch as they deal with the issue

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By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

The Beatles Vs the stones

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By *randMrsShebaCouple
8 weeks ago

Birmingham

I don't think southerners are as genuinely warm and friendly.

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By *randMrsShebaCouple
8 weeks ago

Birmingham

I'm not from Birmingham I'm from the north

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By *allucinatingGMan
8 weeks ago

Wild West Lothian

Where do "The North" end? Carlisle? Shetland?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
8 weeks ago

Markfield

"The Beatles Vs the stones "

Oasis vs Blur

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
8 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Between the north and south of the uk

To start with where do you see the north/south line ?

Why is your side better ?

Serious and ridiculous answers welcome

RIP the Midlands"

Everyone knows the midlands are in east Anglia 🤣🤣🤣

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