FabSwingers.com forum: Which one are you

By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

Yeah we know, it's warm. Or it was warm, and it will be warm again. But which one are you once that thing in the sky makes an appearance.

Sun god/goddess

Doesn't sweat just has a glistening glow, golden tan, a wardrobe full of summer attire. Come home on an evening and basks in the sunshine with maybe a cold.glass of pims/prosecco or do you decant a lager into a fancy glass?

Sweaty mess.

Red faced and bloated. Sun burnt or pale from the thick layer of factor 50 you slather on every hour. Begrudgingly buys summer clothes just so you don't die of heat stroke. Constantly irritable and get homes and draws the curtains and sits in a darkened room longing for autumn.

Or maybe just somewhere in-between?

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By *olden RatioWoman
12 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

Oh I am the latter. A sweaty mess.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
12 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Sweaty mess all the way 💜

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By *ife NinjaMan
12 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Like the sun. Been known to sweat. Retreat to bar 🤓

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By *ikolai97Man
12 weeks ago

Stockport

Ginger so definitely the lattwr

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
12 weeks ago

scunthorpe

Definitely the latter! I absolutely hate being hot 🥵 I blame it on me carrying the ginger gene.

I avoid the sun at all costs, even with factor 50, I will burn and then go white again.

Donna

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I’m in between.

I love the sun, the sun doesn’t love me.

I’m sweaty and Larry the lobster after a few hours of bareback with the sun and minimal suncream.

I then proceed to be a grumpy fuck all night when I can’t sleep for sunburn and irritation 🤣

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By *heelerMan
12 weeks ago

Northants

Thankfully Sun God

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
12 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

I can’t lounge in the sun, I have to be doing something. I don’t really sweat, I’m sure I do, but I don’t need to wipe my brow in a manly way like I’m in a drinks ad.

So I guess I’ll have to settle for the god’like son soaker upoer.

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By *hyKentGuyMan
12 weeks ago

sheerness

I’m not a sun worshipper!

I go red!

Blister

Peel

And start again!

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By *harmedAndInChargeMan
12 weeks ago

Bath

I’m a sun god but with the addition of sun cream

I do turn into the latter when I attempt sport in the hot sun

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By *antricSeeker60Man
12 weeks ago

Durham

I’m in my element when it comes to sunshine, totally the first choice especially if there’s nudist beach around.

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By *sStephenPickleMan
12 weeks ago

Ends

I’m somewhere in between on the really hot days. Still love the really hot days.

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By *vaRoseWoman
12 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I love the sun

I hate the heat if I can’t get relief from it

I definitely lean more towards sweaty mess though. My hair just loves a little humidity to really give me the mad scientist look

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By *hyKentGuyMan
12 weeks ago

sheerness

Also I don’t want to gloat but I’m off to Tenerife on Friday!xxx

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By *avexxMan
12 weeks ago

cheshire

golden tan love the sun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

"Definitely the latter! I absolutely hate being hot 🥵 I blame it on me carrying the ginger gene.

I avoid the sun at all costs, even with factor 50, I will burn and then go white again.

Donna "

I'm not ginger but I'm sure I have the gene!

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By *estructionDollyWoman
12 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Definitely the sweaty mess 😩

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By *ealitybitesMan
12 weeks ago

Belfast

I avoid the sun when possible except when climbing mountains and I've got lots of protection on.

Can't think of anything worse than a beach holiday or lying by a pool.

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By *sStephenPickleMan
12 weeks ago

Ends

"Definitely the sweaty mess 😩"

That ain’t no problem.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
12 weeks ago

Reading

More the sun goddess, I guess. I burn easily but I love cute summer dresses and the sun makes me happy and horny.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
12 weeks ago

Reading

I hardly sweat. I love the sun.

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By *till gameMan
12 weeks ago

Oldham

"Yeah we know, it's warm. Or it was warm, and it will be warm again. But which one are you once that thing in the sky makes an appearance.

Sun god/goddess

Sweaty mess.

Or maybe just somewhere in-between?"

I’m Scottish - the end 🥵

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

Can't think of anything worse than a beach holiday or lying by a pool.

Oh same, it would be my idea of torture.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
12 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

"Definitely the sweaty mess 😩

That ain’t no problem. "

Underboob sweat is the worst 🤣

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By *oPantsJustVibesMan
12 weeks ago

Thailand

Absolutely love the sun! I don’t really sweat, but I do burn

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
12 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Sweaty mess! Pretty sure I'd burn through factor 50 when I'm not hiding in the shade. I long for Autumn on hot days!

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
12 weeks ago

Between Sudbury n Haverhill

"Yeah we know, it's warm. Or it was warm, and it will be warm again. But which one are you once that thing in the sky makes an appearance.

Sun god/goddess

Sweaty mess.

Or maybe just somewhere in-between?"

I’m a sweaty mess but lucky my work involves lots of driving in an air conditioned mini bus

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Yeah we know, it's warm. Or it was warm, and it will be warm again. But which one are you once that thing in the sky makes an appearance.

Sun god/goddess

Sweaty mess.

Or maybe just somewhere in-between?"

I'm in between. I have to do a sunbed course before a holiday to a hot country as burn/blister easily but once I've got a base I'm fairly OK and go dark

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By *till gameMan
12 weeks ago

Oldham

There seems to be a few prince Andrew’s on here !

As in I don’t sweat ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

If I don't have to do anything other than swan around I'm the 1st.

If I'm at work I'm the 2nd

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
12 weeks ago

Voldsøy

"Underboob sweat is the worst 🤣"

They actually sell reusable cotton bra liners... I mean, I've not tried them but this is news to me, and I'm considering it! 😅

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By *oughmanMan
12 weeks ago

Sunderland

I have a hi heat tolerance and don't sweat unless it's really hot. I do need to work on a tan this year. I'm pasty most of the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

Ok also, do you actually like having a tan or do you prefer to stay pale?

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By *urn Up The MusicWoman
12 weeks ago

Llanelli

I’m a sun goddess all the way, love it and lucky to tan nicely 😁

Love a summer dress and happy chilling with a book or having a perv on here 🤭

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Definitely the sweaty mess 😩

That ain’t no problem.

Underboob sweat is the worst 🤣"
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Nope lol when is that hot and sweat runs down your back and onto the crack of your arse, leaving you itching and not able to scratch in public lol

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By *exyScientistsCouple
12 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Yeah we know, it's warm. Or it was warm, and it will be warm again. But which one are you once that thing in the sky makes an appearance.

Sun god/goddess

Sweaty mess.

Or maybe just somewhere in-between?"

I would say more if the first...but no goddess ha ha...

I don't burn and do go a nice golden colour. I spend all day in an air-conditioned hell so I have to take a jumper to work even in the summer. I don't have a lot of summer clothes and I eat icecream and lollies until I can't fit into them anyway

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By *eliWoman
12 weeks ago

I like sitting in a cool dark room and not socialising but I also love the summer. Get a bit frizzy and frazzled. Naturally tanned.

Why can't I say I want to stay pale? It's not fair. It's so... something.

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
12 weeks ago

Voldsøy

"Ok also, do you actually like having a tan or do you prefer to stay pale?

I wish! I just burn and then freckle 🙃

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
12 weeks ago

scunthorpe

"Definitely the latter! I absolutely hate being hot 🥵 I blame it on me carrying the ginger gene.

I avoid the sun at all costs, even with factor 50, I will burn and then go white again.

Donna

I'm not ginger but I'm sure I have the gene! "

I have the pale skin and freckles plus have produced 3 kids who are all very ginger (despite them having two different dads, both with brown hair)

My eldest used to always tell me I’d infected him with the ginger gene 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"I have a hi heat tolerance and don't sweat unless it's really hot. I do need to work on a tan this year. I'm pasty most of the time."

For a second I though you were gonna leave it at "I don't sweat".........

Prince Andrew ?

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By *estructionDollyWoman
12 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

"Underboob sweat is the worst 🤣

They actually sell reusable cotton bra liners... I mean, I've not tried them but this is news to me, and I'm considering it! 😅"

Imagine getting down to business and they fall out of your bra as you take it off "oh just ignore those, they're my underboob sweat collectors" 🤣

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By *sStephenPickleMan
12 weeks ago

Ends

"Ok also, do you actually like having a tan or do you prefer to stay pale?

Ahem.

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By *eliWoman
12 weeks ago

"Ok also, do you actually like having a tan or do you prefer to stay pale?

Ahem. "

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
12 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

"Ok also, do you actually like having a tan or do you prefer to stay pale?

I’d like a tan, but I’m one of those that burns.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
12 weeks ago

Altrincham

Definitely a goddess, love being warm

🧡 ☀️

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By *NormalMan01Man
12 weeks ago

Harrogate

There’s a few in here I’d like to be a sweaty mess with…

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By *sStephenPickleMan
12 weeks ago

Ends

"Ok also, do you actually like having a tan or do you prefer to stay pale?

Ahem.

It’s erasure

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By *electableicecreamMan
12 weeks ago

The West

I'm the former on the outside and the latter on the inside.

I take the sun really well and go bronze but I prefer sitting inside with the curtains drawn looking forward to long dry winter nights.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Massive sunnies on, massive Pimms, if it’s dry heat I’m happy all day.

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
12 weeks ago

Voldsøy

"Imagine getting down to business and they fall out of your bra as you take it off "oh just ignore those, they're my underboob sweat collectors" 🤣"

Sure there'll be a kink or market for that somewhere! 🤷‍♀️🤣

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By *inger_SnapWoman
12 weeks ago

Hampshire

In-between, never far from the factor 50, but I like sitting out in a shady spot, have to wait till after 6 to go for a walk though.

This is as warm as I can cope with though, any hotter and then I'm indoors with the curtains shut and the fan on.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
12 weeks ago

Hampshire

"Ok also, do you actually like having a tan or do you prefer to stay pale?

Despite being ginger, I do get a bit of colour. But mostly on my arms and chest 😂 I just wish all of me would tan from just showing a little bit of skin.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
12 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

"Imagine getting down to business and they fall out of your bra as you take it off "oh just ignore those, they're my underboob sweat collectors" 🤣

Sure there'll be a kink or market for that somewhere! 🤷‍♀️🤣"

*off to Google*....

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By *peedyGMan
12 weeks ago

Telford

I'm 100 percent a sweaty mess, work in the sun all day, get home and hide!

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By *emma200Woman
12 weeks ago

Warwickshire

A sun goddess .. but after yesterday .. the latter 😂😭

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
12 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

I go all rashy and come out in hives if I sit out in it for too long so I look like a spotty mess with a lovely stench of suncream around Mr

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By *rHotNottsMan
12 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I love it up to about 38 degrees, tan easily and enjoy being naked, beyond 37/38 I avoid it , I love spring and autumn best

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By *ichtea284Man
12 weeks ago

Beccles

"In-between, never far from the factor 50, but I like sitting out in a shady spot, have to wait till after 6 to go for a walk though.

This is as warm as I can cope with though, any hotter and then I'm indoors with the curtains shut and the fan on. "

Yep this pretty much sums me up too

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I grew up in a hot climate, and I tan fairly readily as a result. Having said that, I prefer the moon and stars to the sun. So I'm likely to pull the curtains, or sit in the shadiest spot wearing dark glasses and a hat.

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By *issmorganWoman
12 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Deffo a sweaty mess, I'm freckly so don't really tan.

Plus my eyes are all itchy and watery due to hayfever.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

*it's difficult being a goth in a sunny country that's even sunny and warm in mid-winter, and where the dominant culture is outdoors and sporty.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
12 weeks ago

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Definitely the latter… I don’t tolerate the heat or sun well at all. My eyes water, I feel like a sweaty mess, my bra rubs and my makeup doesn’t last as well. I wish I tanned but I just burn and go back to white. I don’t even try to tan anymore - I slap SPF50 on and sit in the shade.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I love the summers in this country. It never gets too hot. Love the sunshine. I tan easily and feel so much happier when the sun is shining. Occasionally I'm a hot sweaty mess but there are ways to cool down. I'm happy right now!!

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
12 weeks ago

La La Land

Sun Goddess

Not that I actually like the heat, I'm the first to complain when it gets too hot 🥵

But I tan super quick, just putting the washing on the line and I go back inside a shade darker then I went out 5 mins prior!

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
12 weeks ago

Up North

I have the physical traits of the latter but I will happily bask in the sun for as long as I can.

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By *randMrsShebaCouple
12 weeks ago

Birmingham

I don't really like hot weather.

Wife obviously needs hot showers and a million blankets.

I have lived in very hot countries but the novelty wears off when you work in a suit and it's 35 degrees.

I don't like cold either but you can wear warm clothes while heat you cannot really escape. Sure Aircon but you might as well not bother with living somewhere warm then.

In England I don't burn at all

In canaria if I sunbathe for hours without the right cream I will burn

In my wife's country I burn in 30 mins even when it's not really that hot. The sun is just bigger and more radiation.

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By *olarbear73Man
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

I’m as white as a milk bottle but by September I might actually have a nice tan. I’m slow burn.

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By *oeBeansMan
12 weeks ago

Derby

The latter. I hate not wearing my comfy jumpers and having shitty two-tone arms while trying not melt or have a heart attack in the gym because of how stifling it is. Bring on the Autumn!

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
12 weeks ago

South Wales

I like the idea of the hot sunny weather until I have to work or do anything and then I get hot and sweaty and complain a lot! 😄

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

"The latter. I hate not wearing my comfy jumpers and having shitty two-tone arms while trying not melt or have a heart attack in the gym because of how stifling it is. Bring on the Autumn!"

I like you Joe.

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By *ray_BTWMan
12 weeks ago

Worcester

No question.....Sun God.

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By *oeBeansMan
12 weeks ago

Derby

"The latter. I hate not wearing my comfy jumpers and having shitty two-tone arms while trying not melt or have a heart attack in the gym because of how stifling it is. Bring on the Autumn!

I like you Joe."

You're not getting my jumper!

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By *imboInLimboWoman
12 weeks ago

Baldock

Burn instantly, then go white again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

"The latter. I hate not wearing my comfy jumpers and having shitty two-tone arms while trying not melt or have a heart attack in the gym because of how stifling it is. Bring on the Autumn!

I like you Joe.

You're not getting my jumper!"

We'll see Joseph, we'll see.

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By *tr8MrEMan
12 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm somewhere in between, I do turn a lovely golden brown....but instantly shed skin like the proverbial snake...so bad once I woke up next to myself 🤣🤣

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By *im le2Man
12 weeks ago

AYLESTONE

I'm just glad my local doesn't have a beer garden. But it has AC

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
12 weeks ago

Southport

Don't really sweat, don't tan easily either,even after prolonged sun exposure.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Bit of both a sun goddess that runs and seeks shade after a while. Plus because I’m asian I tan very quickly but when it’s a scorcher I’d rather stay out of it.

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By *uvs2watchherCouple
12 weeks ago

newcastle

I go to Greece in 6 weeks. 12 of us. No husbands. It used to be turkey but getting more expensive. I don't tan I just Cook!! A couple of my friends just have that look!!!! I'll put a hoodie on lol if we're out xxx

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