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By *lowupdoll OP TV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

It’s Monday which means it’s that time of the week when I usually start to consider faking my own death and stating a new life.

If you were doing it, how would you and what life would you come back with? Bonus points* if you also return to fab with a new profile name.

Keep it light hearted please. Someone rang me mid wank and I’m depressed about that already.

*redeemable value: part 1 of make your own bin liner, 100 parts to collect.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
9 weeks ago

North West

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By *exxyyDy11Man
9 weeks ago

North West

Did you stay on the phone whilst finishing off the wank?

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By *lowupdoll OP TV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"Did you stay on the phone whilst finishing off the wank?"

See this kinda question won’t happen in my new life.

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By *sStephenPickleMan
9 weeks ago

Ends

I’d fake that I went for a run (first red flag) and didn’t come back.

Then I’d start a life in Copenhagen living on a boat working in a restaurant training to be a dessert chef.

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
9 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

I’d get even more unlucky if I respawned (yes, I’m a geek) and I’d probably end up in my new life in a country where my enjoyment of nature is toppled by the fact nature tries to kill you, like in Australia.

Anyway, Fab wouldn’t exist, I’d have a harem as a Prince in a desert somewhere, in scorching heat.

New name? I’d go with a symbol - something unpronounceable.

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By *verageHoesCouple
9 weeks ago

Leeds

I'd do a Frank Troy and leap naked into the ocean, leaving my clothes in a messy pile on the beach. After pretending to drown, I'd join a travelling show, where people would come and marvel at my nostril twitching skills. My stage name would be The Nostril Ninja.

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By *aizyWoman
9 weeks ago

west midlands

I would be the female version of the legend D.B.Cooper, I'd parachute into the history books and no one would see me again 🪂😎

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By *ools and the brainCouple
9 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Got to be a Reginald Perrin style.

Or the canoe guy off of a few years ago.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
9 weeks ago

Wirral

I'd fake it that someone took me (why can't I say that word?) and I'd send a WhatsApp to my mum asking for an obscene amount of money for my safe return.

She looks at her WhatsApp roughly once every three years, so it would look like I'd been bumped off when she didn't respond.

I'd head down to Folkestone where I'd start a new life as a croupier in the casino on a cross-channel ferry. I'd wear smudged lip-liner and smoke gauloises out on deck and drink a little bit too much gin and sigh lots of world-weary sighs while taking lots of money off bored holiday-makers and lorry drivers.

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By *ansoffateMan
9 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I'd come back as a Whiskey salesman and drive a Cadillac around America. Maybe a little pool hustling on the side. Fingers in whatever pies seem warm.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
9 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

I was talking about this with my friend the other day. I said I'd like to be sat incognito at my funeral, I get terrible FOMO. But I knew if I did I wouldn't be able to sit in silence....I'd have to alert her

*Look at that twat fake crying*

*Wtf are they doing here!*

*Ffs, what did they say that for!*

*Fucking hell people*

Then I'd want to go to the wake to see what the food was like....

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
9 weeks ago

Reading

God I really get into daydreaming about a fantasy life. I think it's probably not great that I want to escape the one I have so much.

But a few months ago I thought, maybe I'll just move to Portugal, find myself a little spot near the beach and learn how to surf. I ended up browsing actually houses for sale for a few hours.

Other fantasies including moving to Japan, Australia and somewhere in South America. I never get to the point where I know how I'd be paying for these lives though.

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