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"It changes depending on the location of my next date. 🩶" · ... tomorrow it's Northampton. | |||
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"-Midlands for me. Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Birmingham..... Wolverhampton.. I think it's all the different breads 🥪 🍞 they eat.." Leicester always gives me a Cob on..🍆 | |||
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"It changes depending on the location of my next date. 🩶 · ... tomorrow it's Northampton." You need to try me....... oh I mean Newcastle 😏 😳 | |||
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"It changes depending on the location of my next date. 🩶 · ... tomorrow it's Northampton. You need to try me....... oh I mean Newcastle 😏 😳 " · It's on my list. 📝 | |||
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"Someone told me were all filthy in the midlands. Possibly she meant we all needed a wash" Rude! I never miss my yearly bath. | |||
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"Someone told me were all filthy in the midlands. Possibly she meant we all needed a wash" How dare you!! I go to my Mum's twice a week and she wipes me thoroughly with a just licked tissue! | |||
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"Scunthorpe " You can’t spell Scunthorpe without cunt 🙃 | |||
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"Scunthorpe " You guys there in Scunthorpe are so confident of your sexiness you even put a vagina in the middle of your name  | |||
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"It changes depending on the location of my next date. 🩶 · ... tomorrow it's Northampton." Jesus christ - Northampton is anything but sexy. | |||
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"In all seriousness, there are a few Scotty Hotties on here "And Ireland 🥵 | |||
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"It changes depending on the location of my next date. 🩶 · ... tomorrow it's Northampton. · Jesus christ - Northampton is anything but sexy." • That's what I told her but she steadfastly refused to meet me in Watford. 🫤 | |||
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"In all seriousness, there are a few Scotty Hotties on here
And Ireland 🥵"Agreed, roadtrip?  | |||
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"In all seriousness, there are a few Scotty Hotties on here
And Ireland 🥵
Agreed, roadtrip? "Lets go 🥂 | |||
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"-Midlands for me. Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Birmingham..... Wolverhampton.. I think it's all the different breads 🥪 🍞 they eat.." A word of warning- don't ever, ever get the wrong name for each bread item in an area...its a step past a declaration of war while simultaneously flopping your knob in their freshly pulled pint  | |||
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"-Midlands for me. Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Birmingham..... Wolverhampton.. I think it's all the different breads 🥪 🍞 they eat.. A word of warning- don't ever, ever get the wrong name for each bread item in an area...its a step past a declaration of war while simultaneously flopping your knob in their freshly pulled pint "If I venture into the midlands, my intention is to hire a translator.. | |||
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"In all seriousness, there are a few Scotty Hotties on here
And Ireland 🥵
Agreed, roadtrip?
Lets go 🥂"If you’re doing Ireland is there room for a little one😁 | |||
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"-Midlands for me. Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Birmingham..... Wolverhampton.. I think it's all the different breads 🥪 🍞 they eat.. A word of warning- don't ever, ever get the wrong name for each bread item in an area...its a step past a declaration of war while simultaneously flopping your knob in their freshly pulled pint
If I venture into the midlands, my intention is to hire a translator.. "If its the West, Awlryte am yer Bab = Hello, how are you this fine day Bostin! = Im most chipper dear boy Whereamya = I say, whare the devil are you located my man? Yow-ay/It-ay = No it isn't Lummock = Idiot Fittle = food Wammel = Dog Tunky = fat Bobhowler = Big fucking moth Don't confuse a YamYam for a Brummie and vice versa (see bread rolls) Don't ask someone from Wolves if they like West Brom- same with Villa/Bham (also see bread rolls) Avoid the East Mids, they talk funny | |||
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"In all seriousness, there are a few Scotty Hotties on here "You called? 🤣 | |||
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"In all seriousness, there are a few Scotty Hotties on here
And Ireland 🥵
Agreed, roadtrip?
Lets go 🥂
If you’re doing Ireland is there room for a little one😁"Of course, we'll hire a party bus! | |||
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"-Midlands for me. Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Birmingham..... Wolverhampton.. I think it's all the different breads 🥪 🍞 they eat.. A word of warning- don't ever, ever get the wrong name for each bread item in an area...its a step past a declaration of war while simultaneously flopping your knob in their freshly pulled pint
If I venture into the midlands, my intention is to hire a translator.. "Someone from st Alban's thought I was from Yorkshire. I think we should give out maps | |||
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"In all seriousness, there are a few Scotty Hotties on here
And Ireland 🥵
Agreed, roadtrip?
Lets go 🥂
If you’re doing Ireland is there room for a little one😁
Of course, we'll hire a party bus!"Is this a follow on from the wales roadtrip that was discussed? 🤔 | |||
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"-Midlands for me. Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Birmingham..... Wolverhampton.. I think it's all the different breads 🥪 🍞 they eat.. A word of warning- don't ever, ever get the wrong name for each bread item in an area...its a step past a declaration of war while simultaneously flopping your knob in their freshly pulled pint
If I venture into the midlands, my intention is to hire a translator..
If its the West,
Awlryte am yer Bab = Hello, how are you this fine day
Bostin! = Im most chipper dear boy
Whereamya = I say, whare the devil are you located my man?
Yow-ay/It-ay = No it isn't
Lummock = Idiot
Fittle = food
Wammel = Dog
Tunky = fat
Bobhowler = Big fucking moth
Don't confuse a YamYam for a Brummie and vice versa (see bread rolls)
Don't ask someone from Wolves if they like West Brom- same with Villa/Bham (also see bread rolls)
Avoid the East Mids, they talk funny "☺️ | |||
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"Sure as hell isn't anywhere around here!!! I think I'm going to have to move!! " Jamie, J'aime tes belles fesse. | |||
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"Sure as hell isn't anywhere around here!!! I think I'm going to have to move!! " Not with the West Country accent, no | |||
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"Sure as hell isn't anywhere around here!!! I think I'm going to have to move!! Not with the West Country accent, no "Luckily, I haven't lived here that long 😅 | |||
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"Sure as hell isn't anywhere around here!!! I think I'm going to have to move!! Not with the West Country accent, no
Luckily, I haven't lived here that long 😅 "Luckily, I’m not from here either! Though it’s quite endearing, I’m glad I don’t have the accent 🤣 | |||
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"What does that actually mean? Sexiest location? What would make a location sexy?" I was thinking, when you're looking at profiles on here..is there a particular area that seems to have a high number of sexy individuals.. | |||
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"It changes depending on the location of my next date. 🩶 · ... tomorrow it's Northampton. You need to try me....... oh I mean Newcastle 😏 😳 " all the women are like you I’m definitely spending more time in Newcastle | |||
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