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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
10 weeks ago

London

Two mounts working, 7 of 7, leaving my house at 5:40 a.m. and returning at midnight I had sex just once with a lady when ai was redoingher living room. I'm to funking busy. I really need a good release I didn't cum for 2 weeks. Who is free tonight?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
10 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Two mounts working, 7 of 7, leaving my house at 5:40 a.m. and returning at midnight I had sex just once with a lady when ai was redoingher living room. I'm to funking busy. I really need a good release I didn't cum for 2 weeks. Who is free tonight?"

What?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

You're probably better off using the evening to catch up on some sleep OP 💜

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
10 weeks ago

London


"You're probably better off using the evening to catch up on some sleep OP 💜"

Neah, I need to cum on some tits

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"You're probably better off using the evening to catch up on some sleep OP 💜

Neah, I need to cum on some tits"

Oh well. Maybe hire a professional if noone wants to help 💜

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands


"You're probably better off using the evening to catch up on some sleep OP 💜

Neah, I need to cum on some tits

Oh well. Maybe hire a professional if noone wants to help 💜"

He can add it to his body count

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By *r.EdibleMan
10 weeks ago

Fraserburgh


"You're probably better off using the evening to catch up on some sleep OP 💜

Neah, I need to cum on some tits

Oh well. Maybe hire a professional if noone wants to help 💜

He can add it to his body count "

👌 Nice tie in there Daizy

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By *tormidaysWoman
10 weeks ago

Manchester


"Two mounts working, 7 of 7, leaving my house at 5:40 a.m. and returning at midnight I had sex just once with a lady when ai was redoingher living room. I'm to funking busy. I really need a good release I didn't cum for 2 weeks. Who is free tonight?

What?"

This

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By *eroLondonMan
10 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Two mounts working, 7 of 7, leaving my house at 5:40 a.m. and returning at midnight I had sex just once with a lady when ai was redoingher living room. I'm to funking busy. I really need a good release I didn't cum for 2 weeks. Who is free tonight?

What?

This"

·

This².

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By *espacito56Man
10 weeks ago

Orkney


"Two mounts working, 7 of 7, leaving my house at 5:40 a.m. and returning at midnight I had sex just once with a lady when ai was redoingher living room. I'm to funking busy. I really need a good release I didn't cum for 2 weeks. Who is free tonight?

What?"

Just beat me to it

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

How do you get a LLM to hold a paint brush? Have you got one of those Tesla robots?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Two mounts working, 7 of 7, leaving my house at 5:40 a.m. and returning at midnight I had sex just once with a lady when ai was redoingher living room. I'm to funking busy. I really need a good release I didn't cum for 2 weeks. Who is free tonight?

What?

Just beat me to it"

Two months of working 7 days out of the possible 7 each week, out of the house for 18 hours and twenty minutes every day.

He had sex once with a woman he was doing the living room for, but has been otherwise woefully bereft of pussy for the entire 2 months.

Will no-one take pity on this hard working boy and let him spaff on their tits?

Or at least that's how I read it 💜

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
10 weeks ago

London


"Two mounts working, 7 of 7, leaving my house at 5:40 a.m. and returning at midnight I had sex just once with a lady when ai was redoingher living room. I'm to funking busy. I really need a good release I didn't cum for 2 weeks. Who is free tonight?

What?

Just beat me to it

Two months of working 7 days out of the possible 7 each week, out of the house for 18 hours and twenty minutes every day.

He had sex once with a woman he was doing the living room for, but has been otherwise woefully bereft of pussy for the entire 2 months.

Will no-one take pity on this hard working boy and let him spaff on their tits?

Or at least that's how I read it 💜"

Definitely not you, I don't want you

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By *eroLondonMan
10 weeks ago

Mayfair

He doesn't want Prêy???

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
10 weeks ago

London


"You're probably better off using the evening to catch up on some sleep OP 💜

Neah, I need to cum on some tits

Oh well. Maybe hire a professional if noone wants to help 💜

He can add it to his body count "

I started to speak when you supposed to mind your business .Don’t worry I will give you another chance

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Definitely not you, I don't want you "

I was just trying to help clear some confusion for those who didn't understand your post.

I know you don't want me. That's why all those needy messages appeared before the block button was engaged 💜

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
10 weeks ago

London


"You're probably better off using the evening to catch up on some sleep OP 💜

Neah, I need to cum on some tits

Oh well. Maybe hire a professional if noone wants to help 💜"

Maybe I receive payments)

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"He doesn't want Prêy??? "

He said he'd sell everything his father left him for a woman like me. So I guess his father passed in debt 💜

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
10 weeks ago

London


"Definitely not you, I don't want you

I was just trying to help clear some confusion for those who didn't understand your post.

I know you don't want me. That's why all those needy messages appeared before the block button was engaged 💜"

Yeah ,that's why. I don't want you. To boring, your not fun

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
10 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire


"Two mounts working, 7 of 7, leaving my house at 5:40 a.m. and returning at midnight I had sex just once with a lady when ai was redoingher living room. I'm to funking busy. I really need a good release I didn't cum for 2 weeks. Who is free tonight?

What?

Just beat me to it

Two months of working 7 days out of the possible 7 each week, out of the house for 18 hours and twenty minutes every day.

He had sex once with a woman he was doing the living room for, but has been otherwise woefully bereft of pussy for the entire 2 months.

Will no-one take pity on this hard working boy and let him spaff on their tits?

Or at least that's how I read it 💜"

Can I have your number for when I’m d*unken waffling and need an interpreter?

No?

Can I have your number anyway, you gorgeous woman?

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
10 weeks ago

London


"He doesn't want Prêy???

He said he'd sell everything his father left him for a woman like me. So I guess his father passed in debt 💜"

Thanks for opening my eyes) . I was close to do a mistake. But....neah is not worth'it to tell you some things. Be good and smile

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Definitely not you, I don't want you

I was just trying to help clear some confusion for those who didn't understand your post.

I know you don't want me. That's why all those needy messages appeared before the block button was engaged 💜

Yeah ,that's why. I don't want you. To boring, your not fun"

It's true. Any woman who doesn't response well to "teach me mommy" or "do you work at the casino...because it looks like I found the jackpot" is clearly just too dull for a big stud like you.

I guess I'll just go wallow in my mediocrity and consider learning the error of my ways 💜

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By *dalisqueWoman
10 weeks ago

land of make believe


"Two mounts working, 7 of 7, leaving my house at 5:40 a.m. and returning at midnight I had sex just once with a lady when ai was redoingher living room. I'm to funking busy. I really need a good release I didn't cum for 2 weeks. Who is free tonight?

What?

Just beat me to it

Two months of working 7 days out of the possible 7 each week, out of the house for 18 hours and twenty minutes every day.

He had sex once with a woman he was doing the living room for, but has been otherwise woefully bereft of pussy for the entire 2 months.

Will no-one take pity on this hard working boy and let him spaff on their tits?

Or at least that's how I read it 💜"

Glad you did this,I was about to.

😆

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
10 weeks ago

London


"Definitely not you, I don't want you

I was just trying to help clear some confusion for those who didn't understand your post.

I know you don't want me. That's why all those needy messages appeared before the block button was engaged 💜

Yeah ,that's why. I don't want you. To boring, your not fun

It's true. Any woman who doesn't response well to "teach me mommy" or "do you work at the casino...because it looks like I found the jackpot" is clearly just too dull for a big stud like you.

I guess I'll just go wallow in my mediocrity and consider learning the error of my ways 💜"

You are a very important woman don't forget that. Because of a woman like you we mans know how to apreciate those who really deserve'it

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"You are a very important woman don't forget that. Because of a woman like you we mans know how to apreciate those who really deserve'it"

I'm glad to not be one who deserves it, and I hope one day that those who think they do realise their worth 💜

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By *urvyLady4BlackMenWoman
10 weeks ago

Norwich

Sorry why do men think we're here to sort them out? Like is he offering anything?

I think a paid service sounds like the most appropriate option.

Also he's one of those when a lady turns him down he gets nasty and starts insulting her.

Just no.

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
10 weeks ago

London


"You are a very important woman don't forget that. Because of a woman like you we mans know how to apreciate those who really deserve'it

I'm glad to not be one who deserves it, and I hope one day that those who think they do realise their worth 💜"

Sweetheart why you wanna fight with me? I'm holding my words,ok?.Stop now trolling before is to late ok? Kiss you, and enjoy the bank holiday

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Sweetheart why you wanna fight with me? I'm holding my words,ok?.Stop now trolling before is to late ok? Kiss you, and enjoy the bank holiday "

What words are you holding? Are they too difficult to type?

And I'm sure you're a real big man sending vague threats over the internet to women who've said no thanks repeatedly.

Quaking in my boots at the prospect 💜

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
10 weeks ago

London


"Sorry why do men think we're here to sort them out? Like is he offering anything?

I think a paid service sounds like the most appropriate option.

Also he's one of those when a lady turns him down he gets nasty and starts insulting her.

Just no. "

Any action has a consequence, right?

I didn't ask personally and I'm just trying to make conversation understand? If any woman that I meet or talk or maybe gost me can confirm that I was nasty through my words. I will completely delete my account. Understand. I know trolling is a trend in 2025 but for the younger ones, when I see grownups trolling is just embarrassing. I was try to open a subject simply if you can have a normal conversation you are welcome to engage if not you can move to the next one. Is simply as that. And what should I do when things gets personality? Should I stay and smile. Should I get an erection or how wold you manage this?

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

To the op let me give you some advice, now it’s up to you whether you take it or not

Asking people to “sort you out” will always be divisive, there very well may be some that might, but, if they are reading the forums they will see how you are interacting with those that are responding to your question

Now sometimes this can be favourable and you may get personal messages from it, other times it may cause multiple blocks of your profile

You don’t have to respond to every bit of advice but also if it’s something you may not agree with try and make a valid point in return rather than making it personal about someone’s traits or personality

I wish you well with your search

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London

My problem with these kinds of requests is, even if I really need a good fucking etc, and the man looks physically attractive to me, there's always that niggling feeling in the back of my mind he'll turn out to be a sadist (possibly worse), or be terribly selfish and I'll be regretting my decision once I've taken the trouble to shave my legs and travel on TFL transport.

I'm no longer the risk taker I was 15 years ago

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Central


"My problem with these kinds of requests is, even if I really need a good fucking etc, and the man looks physically attractive to me, there's always that niggling feeling in the back of my mind he'll turn out to be a sadist (possibly worse), or be terribly selfish and I'll be regretting my decision once I've taken the trouble to shave my legs and travel on TFL transport.

I'm no longer the risk taker I was 15 years ago "

I'm no longer the risk taker I was 15 minutes ago, before starting on this thread

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
10 weeks ago

Reading

The OP hasn't had a day off in 2 months.

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
10 weeks ago

Alphabet Mafia HQ, Dudleyish.

Have You Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"The OP hasn't had a day off in 2 months."

Created 25 posts in less than 2 weeks. Must get some good lunch breaks

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By *hat.coupleCouple
10 weeks ago

Kent


"Have You Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?"

I was wondering that too?

Mrs x

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
10 weeks ago

London


"To the op let me give you some advice, now it’s up to you whether you take it or not

Asking people to “sort you out” will always be divisive, there very well may be some that might, but, if they are reading the forums they will see how you are interacting with those that are responding to your question

Now sometimes this can be favourable and you may get personal messages from it, other times it may cause multiple blocks of your profile

You don’t have to respond to every bit of advice but also if it’s something you may not agree with try and make a valid point in return rather than making it personal about someone’s traits or personality

I wish you well with your search "

Is for fun mate, I'm just creating conversation. Red my bio

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
10 weeks ago

land of overweight munters

OP your idea of being fun and bringing everyone together isn't quite working for you I don't think...

Maybe take a breather, all these threads in a short space of time is not quite the way

Or maybe it's what you want

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By *dalisqueWoman
10 weeks ago

land of make believe


"The OP hasn't had a day off in 2 months.

Created 25 posts in less than 2 weeks. Must get some good lunch breaks "

😂😂

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
10 weeks ago

Reading


"To the op let me give you some advice, now it’s up to you whether you take it or not

Asking people to “sort you out” will always be divisive, there very well may be some that might, but, if they are reading the forums they will see how you are interacting with those that are responding to your question

Now sometimes this can be favourable and you may get personal messages from it, other times it may cause multiple blocks of your profile

You don’t have to respond to every bit of advice but also if it’s something you may not agree with try and make a valid point in return rather than making it personal about someone’s traits or personality

I wish you well with your search

Is for fun mate, I'm just creating conversation. Red my bio"

Ijust did and I'm not sure you know the difference between sarcasm and irony.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"To the op let me give you some advice, now it’s up to you whether you take it or not

Asking people to “sort you out” will always be divisive, there very well may be some that might, but, if they are reading the forums they will see how you are interacting with those that are responding to your question

Now sometimes this can be favourable and you may get personal messages from it, other times it may cause multiple blocks of your profile

You don’t have to respond to every bit of advice but also if it’s something you may not agree with try and make a valid point in return rather than making it personal about someone’s traits or personality

I wish you well with your search

Is for fun mate, I'm just creating conversation. Red my bio

Ijust did and I'm not sure you know the difference between sarcasm and irony. "

I do though

Irony is like goldy. Sarcasm is like a really big trench someone owns.

Amirite?

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"To the op let me give you some advice, now it’s up to you whether you take it or not

Asking people to “sort you out” will always be divisive, there very well may be some that might, but, if they are reading the forums they will see how you are interacting with those that are responding to your question

Now sometimes this can be favourable and you may get personal messages from it, other times it may cause multiple blocks of your profile

You don’t have to respond to every bit of advice but also if it’s something you may not agree with try and make a valid point in return rather than making it personal about someone’s traits or personality

I wish you well with your search

Is for fun mate, I'm just creating conversation. Red my bio

Ijust did and I'm not sure you know the difference between sarcasm and irony.

I do though

Irony is like goldy. Sarcasm is like a really big trench someone owns.

Amirite? "

Isn’t that a paint used for painting metal 🤣🤔

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"To the op let me give you some advice, now it’s up to you whether you take it or not

Asking people to “sort you out” will always be divisive, there very well may be some that might, but, if they are reading the forums they will see how you are interacting with those that are responding to your question

Now sometimes this can be favourable and you may get personal messages from it, other times it may cause multiple blocks of your profile

You don’t have to respond to every bit of advice but also if it’s something you may not agree with try and make a valid point in return rather than making it personal about someone’s traits or personality

I wish you well with your search

Is for fun mate, I'm just creating conversation. Red my bio

Ijust did and I'm not sure you know the difference between sarcasm and irony.

I do though

Irony is like goldy. Sarcasm is like a really big trench someone owns.

Amirite?

Isn’t that a paint used for painting metal 🤣🤔"

The only thing I paint is my face. Which is more like painting crumbling masonry.

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
10 weeks ago

London


"The OP hasn't had a day off in 2 months.

Created 25 posts in less than 2 weeks. Must get some good lunch breaks "

I'm on target)

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Definitely not you, I don't want you

I was just trying to help clear some confusion for those who didn't understand your post.

I know you don't want me. That's why all those needy messages appeared before the block button was engaged 💜"

😂😂😂 you have amazing photos (mr)

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"😂😂😂 you have amazing photos (mr)"

Thank you, I had some more taken over the weekend but it'll be a little while before I get those back.

But remember, the photos are misleading, and I'm only here as an example of someone who doesn't deserve to be treated with respect. Don't let the pretty pictures fool you 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"😂😂😂 you have amazing photos (mr)

Thank you, I had some more taken over the weekend but it'll be a little while before I get those back.

But remember, the photos are misleading, and I'm only here as an example of someone who doesn't deserve to be treated with respect. Don't let the pretty pictures fool you 💜"

Marmites good love your last video 😂😂🖕

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
10 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
10 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders


"I had sex just once with a lady when ai was redoingher living room.l"

Who said Men can't multitask!

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By *hortieWoman
10 weeks ago

Northampton


"My problem with these kinds of requests is, even if I really need a good fucking etc, and the man looks physically attractive to me, there's always that niggling feeling in the back of my mind he'll turn out to be a sadist (possibly worse), or be terribly selfish and I'll be regretting my decision once I've taken the trouble to shave my legs and travel on TFL transport.

I'm no longer the risk taker I was 15 years ago

I'm no longer the risk taker I was 15 minutes ago, before starting on this thread "

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