FabSwingers.com forum: Worst BIOS on FAB ✍️

By *utofthebluexxx OP Woman
11 weeks ago

London

Hi everybody

I'm curious about,

Which terms or sentences are a turn-off when you check a profile?

Me, BBC and Stallion 🫥

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By *upersonic SamMan
11 weeks ago

wigan

Will fill in later

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
11 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

The Sydney university ones and those spouting on about private entities and violations.... especially when thar bit is longer than your 'bio' bit

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By *ellinever70Woman
11 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Harsh thread title

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
11 weeks ago

Niche

'Been here before, couldn't stay away'

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
11 weeks ago

Niche

'Dunno why I'm bothering to fill this in coz no one bloody reads bios. And no one reads my messages. And no one replies to my messages. Dunno why I 'bover. I'm not bovered, are you bovered? I'm not bovered...'

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands

I don't bite, unless you want me too

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

All of the above comments I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"I don't bite, unless you want me too

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that is so cringe isn't it

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By *ovechix69Man
11 weeks ago

Northumberland

Looking for a daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Hi everybody

I'm curious about,

Which terms or sentences are a turn-off when you check a profile?

Definitely turn off

Me, BBC and Stallion 🫥

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By *utofthebluexxx OP Woman
11 weeks ago

London

"The Sydney university ones and those spouting on about private entities and violations.... especially when thar bit is longer than your 'bio' bit"

Right!

Sidney University every time

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands

"I don't bite, unless you want me too

that is so cringe isn't it "

It is.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Looking for a daddy "
🤣I want one

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"'Been here before, couldn't stay away'"
like they are famous 🤣

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By *ovechix69Man
11 weeks ago

Northumberland

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By *utofthebluexxx OP Woman
11 weeks ago

London

"I don't bite, unless you want me too

that is so cringe isn't it "

Gentleman on the street, beast in the sheets, in the same folder 📂

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"I don't bite, unless you want me too

that is so cringe isn't it

Gentleman on the street, beast in the sheets, in the same folder 📂"
never seen that one before

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By *rymedownunderMan
11 weeks ago

London/Australia

Safe sex only - as you flick through their pics of bareback with dozens of partners

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By *urvyLady4BlackMenWoman
11 weeks ago

Norwich

When they have a list of dos and don'ts. Instantly desiccated!

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By *utofthebluexxx OP Woman
11 weeks ago

London

"I don't bite, unless you want me too

that is so cringe isn't it

Gentleman on the street, beast in the sheets, in the same folder 📂never seen that one before "

When did you sign in on here, yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"When they have a list of dos and don'ts. Instantly desiccated! "
yes I seen that

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Safe sex only - as you flick through their pics of bareback with dozens of partners

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🤣

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By *utofthebluexxx OP Woman
11 weeks ago

London

"When they have a list of dos and don'ts. Instantly desiccated! "

“Woman 18-30”

When they are same age but I'm too old for his taste

🫠🫤🫩

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
11 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

Put xxx in the message title so we/I know you read the profile 🙄

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By *r90Man
11 weeks ago

Torquay

Essays

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By *elly and daveCouple
11 weeks ago

gateshead

No pillow princesses. 🤮

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By *rymedownunderMan
11 weeks ago

London/Australia

"No pillow princesses. 🤮"

This is an education for me tonight! What does this mean?

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By *infullyObedientWoman
11 weeks ago

Woodley

Sydney university rubbish

Moaning about not getting replies

If I send a wink I'm not being lazy

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By *elly and daveCouple
11 weeks ago

gateshead

"No pillow princesses. 🤮

This is an education for me tonight! What does this mean?

Means that they don't want the female to just lie there,she has to be proactive..lol

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
11 weeks ago

Café Leblanc, Stourbridge

The worst/funniest one we saw was just one word

"Football"

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"No pillow princesses. 🤮

This is an education for me tonight! What does this mean?

Means that they don't want the female to just lie there,she has to be proactive..lol"
we all should be allowed to lie back relax be pillow princess and enjoy from time to time (always) 🤣

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By *utofthebluexxx OP Woman
11 weeks ago

London

"Essays"

That hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Pillow princess is good fab name I am the Princess of all the Pillows in the land 🤣

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

The ones where the women say —

"Men: don't message; I will find you".

These poor creatures are scouring the Fab badlands but still haven't found me. They think a moral compass is some type of location device. 🙂💚

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By *ou only live onceMan
11 weeks ago

London

"Put xxx in the message title so we/I know you read the profile 🙄"

This is especially stupid now messages don't have titles anymore. Time for a profile update, peeps!

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By *rymedownunderMan
11 weeks ago

London/Australia

"No pillow princesses. 🤮

This is an education for me tonight! What does this mean?

Means that they don't want the female to just lie there,she has to be proactive..lol"

Thanks for the explanation. New one for me that! Quite like meeting Pillow princesses...

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By *rymedownunderMan
11 weeks ago

London/Australia

"Pillow princess is good fab name I am the Princess of all the Pillows in the land 🤣"

Lie back and think of Slumberland!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Pillow princess is good fab name I am the Princess of all the Pillows in the land 🤣

Lie back and think of Slumberland!

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🤣 think about what I am going to have for dinner it's exhausting being pillow princess 👸

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By *rymedownunderMan
11 weeks ago

London/Australia

I genuinely though Pillow princess was someone with massive tits. I'm feeling old!

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By *r TriomanMan
11 weeks ago

Malmesbury

Jog on...

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By *nigmaDreamWoman
11 weeks ago

West Midlands

‘Here for a good time, not a long time’

I don’t know why, but I hate that.

Same as

‘Quality over quantity’

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"‘Here for a good time, not a long time’

I don’t know why, but I hate that.

Same as

‘Quality over quantity’

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pushing boundaries too

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
11 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Under 64

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By *haiababeWoman
11 weeks ago

North devon

Fill in later

But profile states they have been here over a year. How later were you planning.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
11 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

No limits slut, up for anything

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By *elly and daveCouple
11 weeks ago

gateshead

"Breeding Kink".🤮

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"All of the above comments I agree "

Same, everything up until the reply im replying to. The size bunny chasers do my head in as well. There's more to it than getting torn apart by something that shouldn't fit anywhere but a museum. The average women can only fit 7 inches. 👀

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By *azarMan
11 weeks ago

Strabane

'Professional '

'Daddy'

'Mommy'

Sydney university nonsense that people write

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By *herrybakewellCouple
11 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Men that say "i will ruin you"

With that mentality, I get why they are single.

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By *elly and daveCouple
11 weeks ago

gateshead

" Anyone got a Dog Lead and Collar".🤮

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"No limits slut, up for anything "
what about Pillow princess 👸 of pillow land

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By *oughmanMan
11 weeks ago

Sunderland

Those with nothing on it. Give us something work with here.

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By *issmorganWoman
11 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Those that just say ask or nobody reads these anyway, yes we do!

Also I don't bite unless asked or excessively use mmmmmm.

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
11 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

Don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t

^you know what I mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Men that say "i will ruin you"

With that mentality, I get why they are single. "
that's chav slang I like bit of bad boy 😸

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By *43SomeCouple
11 weeks ago

Staines

Very well hung - we’ll be the judge of that

Heavy cummer - if you say so

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
11 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

"Men that say "i will ruin you"

With that mentality, I get why they are single. that's chav slang I like bit of bad boy 😸"

For reelz

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By *ifeforelivingMan
11 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

Blank profile with no pic asking for face pic first

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
11 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

"Blank profile with no pic asking for face pic first "

These become laughable now.

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex

What’s a profile?

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
11 weeks ago

Fucksville

All of the above, I'm cringing reading them 🤣🤣

Ours isn't perfect but at least we tried

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

When people put fake place where they are from like Sexyville fucksville etc

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"When people put fake place where they are from like Sexyville fucksville etc"
all over

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By *r.EdibleMan
11 weeks ago

Fraserburgh

The profiles that go on about being professional. Look, unless your profession is sex related, I really couldn't care. I've never heard of a gorgeous single woman being shunned by anyone for working in Macdonalds, or a gifted bronzed adonis for working in a factory. You wouldn't turn them away if they approached you in a club. It's just proper nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Hi everybody

I'm curious about,

Which terms or sentences are a turn-off when you check a profile?

Me, BBC and Stallion 🫥

The bios can be so bad, yes, but it's the verifications for me.

"I wish I could keep him for myself".

Vom.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"The profiles that go on about being professional. Look, unless your profession is sex related, I really couldn't care. I've never heard of a gorgeous single woman being shunned by anyone for working in Macdonalds, or a gifted bronzed adonis for working in a factory. You wouldn't turn them away if they approached you in a club. It's just proper nonsense."
exactly prefer dadbod that will make me feel like pillow princess 👸

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Hi everybody

I'm curious about,

Which terms or sentences are a turn-off when you check a profile?

Me, BBC and Stallion 🫥

The bios can be so bad, yes, but it's the verifications for me.

"I wish I could keep him for myself".

Vom.

"
🤣

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By *rymedownunderMan
11 weeks ago

London/Australia

"The profiles that go on about being professional. Look, unless your profession is sex related, I really couldn't care. I've never heard of a gorgeous single woman being shunned by anyone for working in Macdonalds, or a gifted bronzed adonis for working in a factory. You wouldn't turn them away if they approached you in a club. It's just proper nonsense. exactly prefer dadbod that will make me feel like pillow princess 👸"

In that case, let my introduce myself your Highness

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"'Dunno why I'm bothering to fill this in coz no one bloody reads bios. And no one reads my messages. And no one replies to my messages. Dunno why I 'bover. I'm not bovered, are you bovered? I'm not bovered...'"

They're so chill.

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By *elly and daveCouple
11 weeks ago

gateshead

In verifications, " Girls,don't let this gorgeous man pass you by/slip through your hands". Wtf .🤢

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By *abba44Man
11 weeks ago

Broadstairs

"The Sydney university ones and those spouting on about private entities and violations.... especially when thar bit is longer than your 'bio' bit"

Same on fabguys the warning is a load of B*llocks.

Some people get sucked into a trend and don`t realise what a twat it makes them sound in their bios

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"In verifications, " Girls,don't let this gorgeous man pass you by/slip through your hands". Wtf .🤢"
🤣I agree with this one

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"The profiles that go on about being professional. Look, unless your profession is sex related, I really couldn't care. I've never heard of a gorgeous single woman being shunned by anyone for working in Macdonalds, or a gifted bronzed adonis for working in a factory. You wouldn't turn them away if they approached you in a club. It's just proper nonsense. exactly prefer dadbod that will make me feel like pillow princess 👸

In that case, let my introduce myself your Highness

"
bring me a pillow you peasant 🤣

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
11 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

"Hi everybody

I'm curious about,

Which terms or sentences are a turn-off when you check a profile?

Me, BBC and Stallion 🫥

The bios can be so bad, yes, but it's the verifications for me.

"I wish I could keep him for myself".

Vom.

Oh yeah, it's like winning cringe bingo when you see that in one veri followed by 'treat with respect'

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Hi everybody

I'm curious about,

Which terms or sentences are a turn-off when you check a profile?

Me, BBC and Stallion 🫥

The bios can be so bad, yes, but it's the verifications for me.

"I wish I could keep him for myself".

Vom.

Oh yeah, it's like winning cringe bingo when you see that in one veri followed by 'treat with respect' "

*screams*

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By *rymedownunderMan
11 weeks ago

London/Australia

"The profiles that go on about being professional. Look, unless your profession is sex related, I really couldn't care. I've never heard of a gorgeous single woman being shunned by anyone for working in Macdonalds, or a gifted bronzed adonis for working in a factory. You wouldn't turn them away if they approached you in a club. It's just proper nonsense. exactly prefer dadbod that will make me feel like pillow princess 👸

In that case, let my introduce myself your Highness

bring me a pillow you peasant 🤣"

Would you like me to smother your royal gob with it your Majesry?

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

The couples bios with about 49 rules by the time you read them I forgot them

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"The profiles that go on about being professional. Look, unless your profession is sex related, I really couldn't care. I've never heard of a gorgeous single woman being shunned by anyone for working in Macdonalds, or a gifted bronzed adonis for working in a factory. You wouldn't turn them away if they approached you in a club. It's just proper nonsense. exactly prefer dadbod that will make me feel like pillow princess 👸

In that case, let my introduce myself your Highness

bring me a pillow you peasant 🤣

Would you like me to smother your royal gob with it your Majesry?

"
no bring my dinner and drink on it

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By *lack FridayMan
11 weeks ago

Galway

"Looking for a daddy 🤣I want one "

Sure you have all the quality Daddy's blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Looking for a daddy 🤣I want one

Sure you have all the quality Daddy's blocked

"
🤣

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
11 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"Not here to sleep my way through Fab" ...on a 2 month old profile with 29 obviously 'current' veri's! 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

""Not here to sleep my way through Fab" ...on a 2 month old profile with 29 obviously 'current' veri's! 🤔"
wow 29 in 2 months and job too that some energy

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By *hristopherd999Man
11 weeks ago

Brentwood

They're normally written by couples with their head up their arses

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

The daddy and mommy stuff is definitely weird... I can't be doing with that me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"The daddy and mommy stuff is definitely weird... I can't be doing with that me haha "
some people think being on fab is weird being swinger is weird being in BDSM is weird it's endless

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By *elly and daveCouple
11 weeks ago

gateshead

Oh.. What about..Couples Account..Male only playing at the minute with Wife's permission.🤮

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By *eyeYCouple
11 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

"Put xxx in the message title so we/I know you read the profile 🙄

This is especially stupid now messages don't have titles anymore. Time for a profile update, peeps!

🤣"

Guilty on this, but not the second bit, oops sorry 😔 Although it does seem those who do have actually bothered..

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By *gent CoulsonMan
11 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"No limits slut, up for anything what about Pillow princess 👸 of pillow land "
I will take a pillow princess any day

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By *exxyyDy11Man
11 weeks ago

North West

Well saw this bio the other day from a couple "after a muscular White daddy to breed my wife's Asian pussy. Both heavy into raceplay, if you don't like that. Then tough shit, we are not into PC woke nonsense" and then went on and on about do's and don't.

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By *orbidden eastMan
11 weeks ago

london dodging electric bikes

The profile line where it asked for a face picture and all they have is a shadow.

It just makes me think I could be possibly talking to their pet cat 🤣

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By *xxMandLxxxCouple
11 weeks ago

Southampton

Been on over a year, no profile pic, no public pics and a three word summary.

Has me reaching for the block option, if they can't be bothered to make some effort then they don't get to see our gallery.

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Honestly, superlatives and absolutes put me off.

I mean if it's just an occasional turn of phrase no problem, but if it's kind of how that person ticks. Yeah we are going to clash, they are going to get very irritated by me. 😂

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

"No pillow princesses. 🤮"

Some actively want them

. There's hope

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By *K2681Man
11 weeks ago

new milton / Andover

Mine, no one response 😂

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By *oveandfastWoman
11 weeks ago

Bromsgrove

“Interested ???”

Yeah that was it 😂

Also I don’t like the profiles where they list all the things they don’t want, but nothing about who they are and what they can offer.

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By *urrfectPussyWoman
11 weeks ago

your bed

Definitely until they decide fab isn’t for them

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

sydney university

i don't bite unless you want me to

daddy

asking for a face pic when they have none

and the worst one of all

can't accom or travel

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
11 weeks ago

Manchester

All of the above plus the ones with just "ask me what you want to know" and that's it.

If you can't be bothered mate, neither can I.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Mine 😂

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By *eyond PurityCouple
11 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

The ones that start:

I never know what to write here or say ‘ask me anything’

If you’re that lazy to not sell yourself then it’s likely going to be the same in the bedroom 😬

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By *exxyyDy11Man
11 weeks ago

North West

"Mine 😂"

Absolutely terrible 😂 (jokes, don't hurt me 😂)

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
11 weeks ago

South Wales

Will update later...

Fab is a public traded entity...

Sydney University...

All eye rolls for us

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By *r90Man
11 weeks ago

Torquay

"Essays

That hurt

💔

"
haha trust me yours is nothing. My thumb hurts scrolling through some 😁

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By *ggdrasil66Man
11 weeks ago

Saltdean

Ones that say age 18 - 55. Lol

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By *utofthebluexxx OP Woman
11 weeks ago

London

"Ones that say age 18 - 55. Lol"

Same

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By *omeones GrumpMan
11 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Wonkos

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By *isterMushroomMan
11 weeks ago

Warrington

Owned, anything to do with Daddy, cumslut, but the main one is face pic on first message, despite there being no pics at all on their profile

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By *eo PublicMan
11 weeks ago

Lincoln

"Those that just say ask or nobody reads these anyway, yes we do!

Also I don't bite unless asked or excessively use mmmmmm.

And when you do ask they don't reply.

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By *oody459Man
11 weeks ago

Carlisle

A long list of negatives. If I'm to follow the advice here and send a message that stands out, that shows I've read the profile, please at least put something that's inspiring

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Anyone telling me they're nice, or genuine, or honest, or respectful, or discreet 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Mine must be pretty bad judging by the amount of interest it's received 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"The Sydney university ones and those spouting on about private entities and violations.... especially when thar bit is longer than your 'bio' bit"

I agree and are the Sydney uni really interested.

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By *ustincider888Man
11 weeks ago

Preston Ish

Any bio that's like reading war and peace 🥱

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By *ucka39Man
11 weeks ago

Newcastle

Sydney university as it shows they've not taken the time to explore the site properly

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By *akeland-ladMan
11 weeks ago

South Lakes

"Been here before, know exactly how this site works"

Naw, cute, do you want a medal or something? Think your're "it" because you've previously been on here?

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By *ilyandronCouple
11 weeks ago

Bristol

Bull. Always makes me laugh.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
11 weeks ago

Stockton

Hahahahahaahahaha

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Chard

I AIN'T BOVvEREDDD!!

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By *ewbootsandpanties99Man
11 weeks ago

Darkest South East Surrey

'Will fill in later' - no you won't!

Sydney university - what a load of old bollocks!

Couples who think that because they are 'professional' they deserve discretion - like the rest of us don't?

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By *ggdrasil66Man
11 weeks ago

Saltdean

"Ones that say age 18 - 55. Lol

Same "

If they think you’re too old they are very wrong. X

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Single and looking for women.

And the best ones are…..honest and looking for fun. Wife didn’t know I’m on here

Yep, that’s honesty for you 🤣

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By *VANDYMan
11 weeks ago

Dawlish

I run when a woman wants to be shagged all night, filled with cum, VWE etc. I’m too old for all that 🤣😮‍💨

“You must be at least 6’ because I’m 5’6 and want to look up at you”. Aren’t we all the same lying down?

“Must be aged ………” And the age range is like 4 years.

“Age required 30 to 55” I’m 56, what’s wrong with me, I could be the best sex you’ve ever had. Why not 30 to 50’s?

They’re looking for MF MM Women and MEN! Everything in their Bio is just what you want and you’re the perfect match. Until the last line, Not looking for single MEN! WTF?

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By *nnCeeWoman
11 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Any bio that's like reading war and peace 🥱"

Soz 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *otsossieMan
11 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Built

Operating

System

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By *ythenMan
11 weeks ago

"The Sydney university ones and those spouting on about private entities and violations.... especially when thar bit is longer than your 'bio' bit"

👏👏🤣

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By *immers123Woman
11 weeks ago

South Molton

New account but if we have hooked up before give me a verification.. boak

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By *immers123Woman
11 weeks ago

South Molton

I blocked someone yesterday when u got to the.. looking to push boundaries.

No thanks immediately no

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By *ubikslongswordMan
11 weeks ago

Rubiksville

"Will fill in later

Came here to say this!

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By *immers123Woman
11 weeks ago

South Molton

"Ones that say age 18 - 55. Lol"

I prefer that to age 18-99

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By *itty69xWoman
11 weeks ago

all over

‘Looking for sugar mummy/daddy’

‘Xxx straight to the front of the queue’

Even worse when they spell it ‘que’ 😵‍💫

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By *isitingbiMan
11 weeks ago

London

"Not my/our first rodeo"

Long lists of demands!

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By *oastal1968Man
11 weeks ago

London

GYM FIT! "Ample/curvy" (fat/chubby) people insisting that you have to be "GYM FIT!" 🤣🤔 Ok, so I'll get off my arse and go to the gym for two hours while you fester on the couch with a faceful of cake. 🤣

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
11 weeks ago

Midlothian

"I blocked someone yesterday when u got to the.. looking to push boundaries.

No thanks immediately no"

Me too, boundaries exist for a reason, if you plan to push mine I'm so not interested.

Also kinda funny to me when guys say they'll go down etc for hours on end. Nah mate, I'd quite like to get to sleep at some point. 😅

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"GYM FIT! "Ample/curvy" (fat/chubby) people insisting that you have to be "GYM FIT!" 🤣🤔 Ok, so I'll get off my arse and go to the gym for two hours while you fester on the couch with a faceful of cake. 🤣"

I'll fester with a bag of hula hoops if there's any gym fit guys about.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
11 weeks ago

North West

Ooooh! Dave!!!

Stop peeping through my window and do some more squats

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By *uri00620Woman
11 weeks ago

Croydon

Long. Ranty. Arrogant.

"Breathe through ears"

"Front of the queue"

Bull and Daddy esp when they're 25.

Pillow Princess

Size Queen

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By *AYENCouple
11 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Not the worst, but it did make me smile, a silhouette profile named something like Bored Girthy - nothing in his bio except 'like minded women message me'

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
11 weeks ago

lanson

"The Sydney university ones and those spouting on about private entities and violations.... especially when thar bit is longer than your 'bio' bit"

Yes - I use this as one of my filters - anyone dumb enough to believe / write this nonsense I want nothing to do with...

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
11 weeks ago

lanson

"Will fill in later

And they joined "over a year ago"

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By *iamond couple twoCouple
11 weeks ago

Wakefield

The word “professional “

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
11 weeks ago

Cambs

When the nonsense disclaimer at the end batching about Sidney University is more words than the actual bio of the profile...

"Will fill in later" along with a silhouette pic and a message saying "want to meet now"... is the ultimate though... woo be still my dropping knickers.

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By *WeePurpleDragon.Couple
11 weeks ago

East Lothian

the sydney university shite , and people saying there a profesional couple .

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"The Sydney university ones and those spouting on about private entities and violations.... especially when thar bit is longer than your 'bio' bit"

Lol that's true, feels like people use it as a filler

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

‘Will fill in later’… yet profile has been here over a year. How later is later?

‘Ask me anything’… makes me want to literally ask nothing.

Also any profile that is written in capitals

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By *utofthebluexxx OP Woman
11 weeks ago

London

Their phone number in the headline

Come on, how so easy?

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By *isskxxyvWoman
11 weeks ago

Reading

My bio is the worst🤣🤣

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By *ravellerukMan
11 weeks ago

Burnham

“Will fill this in later!

“Looking for xxx/yyy/xzz” particularly when backed up with no public pics. Give us something to go on at least ffs

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By *ondiego85Man
11 weeks ago

nottingham

The Sidney university stuff- completely useless and stupid

“Fill in later”

“Polite notice…”

“I’m here for my pleasure not yours”

And so on…

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Durham

"The Sydney university ones and those spouting on about private entities and violations.... especially when thar bit is longer than your 'bio' bit"

Definitely this x

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By *onnie 90Woman
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Had veri's on previous profile.

Fill in later (after being on the site over a year).

The word "Adonis" (yes, of course you are 😆).

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By *asy Rider 69Man
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

Probably mine tbh haha

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By *ildTimes.Man
11 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Mines pretty shit, didn't put much effort in, I'll be honest , just relying on my raw sex appeal 🥪

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By *utofthebluexxx OP Woman
11 weeks ago

London

"Mines pretty shit, didn't put much effort in, I'll be honest , just relying on my raw sex appeal 🥪"

And is it working?

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By *ull6911Man
11 weeks ago

town

Looking for a meet and never want to meet or ask for face pic and don't want to do the same

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

"Mines pretty shit, didn't put much effort in, I'll be honest , just relying on my raw sex appeal 🥪"

And he's wild

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By *he Silver FuxMan
11 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

“Mmmm… what to do tonight”

Do that massive pile of laundry your lazy bitch

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
11 weeks ago

South Wales

"“Mmmm… what to do tonight”

Do that massive pile of laundry your lazy bitch"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ittlebirdWoman
11 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Discreet

Discrete

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex

"Discreet

Discrete

Am I interested Rhodes

Nah - Dis Crete

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex

"Discreet

Discrete

Am I interested Rhodes

Nah - Dis Crete

**in**

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By *entleman JayMan
11 weeks ago

Wakefield

Anyone looking for 420. Stoner. No thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

My bio is the worst.

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

"My bio is the worst."

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By *oodoodMan
11 weeks ago

Suffolkish

Not my first rodeo

I'm fussy (complete with 50 different verifications)

Good bants

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
11 weeks ago

Worcestershire

BBC dom bull or daddy are all instant no thanks from us

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By *inkyLips2.0Woman
11 weeks ago

Debauchery

😂🤣

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By *utofthebluexxx OP Woman
11 weeks ago

London

"My bio is the worst."

Hahahaha

You should add “discreet” somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"My bio is the worst.

Hahahaha

You should add “discreet” somewhere "

I'll squeeze it in now 👍🏼

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By *ozzybear1981Man
11 weeks ago

preston

God I think mine needs a complete overhaul 🫣

I was half asleep when I wrote it 🤦‍♂️

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By *oly-Jam-erousMan
11 weeks ago

Everywhere & Nowhere Baby

I think I've avoided all these you've all mentioned. Had to admit I had to check on my age rage to check if it was 18-99 😂😂😂

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By *orianafaeCouple
11 weeks ago

BIRMINGHAM

Would love some pointers on my profile if any one is willing

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By *exyScientistsCouple
11 weeks ago

Castlebar

Age range 18 -99

Discrete

Sydney University stuff...

Legal threats about their publicly posted photos

Guys saying they'll meet MF couples and then don't want Mr present

Basically all the repetitive stuff copied off other people's bios

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By *mf123Man
11 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

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By *ucka39Man
11 weeks ago

Newcastle

Send your first message with a photo otherwise won't reply 😂

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By *oodoodMan
11 weeks ago

Suffolkish

Just seen another one that says "if you have no pic on profile then no reply"

..their own profile has no pic

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