FabSwingers.com forum: I've no f...ing patience

By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
11 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

I made a cup of tea, grabbed a couple of biscuits to enjoy with it; then duly scoffed the biscuits before the kettle had boiled!

Happens every bleedin' time!! 😳

So, what do you not have the patience for?

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By *rHotNottsMan
11 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Sometimes particularly late at night or early in the morning, I really fancy a coffee and a cigarette out the back but I usually have the smoke while the coffee is brewing, completely spoiling the full experience

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By *eyond PurityCouple
11 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

We both work from home so our mid-afternoon routine is to have a chocolate bar with a hot drink. We’ve usually eaten the chocolate bar before we’ve poured the tea!

If C’s making the tea then we could have the chocolate bar, have dinner and sit down in front of the TV before she realises she was making tea! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *urry BlokeMan
11 weeks ago

Cooking

Think I'll cook something nice

By the time it's cooked, I don't want it

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By *rHotNottsMan
11 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

This seems to be a common problem. I think there’s a gap in the market here. Maybe it’s biscuits or chocolate with extra wrapping couple of material membranes to slow down the opening or some kind of aerosil powdered filler added to the mix to slow down the eating. I think I’m gonna be the next Internet millionaire with this one.

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By *entlemanJay39Man
11 weeks ago

Northampton

"I made a cup of tea, grabbed a couple of biscuits to enjoy with it; then duly scoffed the biscuits before the kettle had boiled!

Happens every bleedin' time!! 😳

So, what do you not have the patience for?

Popcorn or nachos in the cinema... You can guarantee they'll be finished or very close to be finished before the film even starts

🍿🍿🍿

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Chichester

"I made a cup of tea, grabbed a couple of biscuits to enjoy with it; then duly scoffed the biscuits before the kettle had boiled!

Happens every bleedin' time!! 😳

So, what do you not have the patience for?

Generally humans fullstop.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
11 weeks ago

Niche

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
11 weeks ago

Niche

Maybe you need a biscuit tin that has a 5min timer to open it 😁

Get the kettle on and watch it like the big Countdown clock ⏰️

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By *urry BlokeMan
11 weeks ago

"I made a cup of tea, grabbed a couple of biscuits to enjoy with it; then duly scoffed the biscuits before the kettle had boiled!

Happens every bleedin' time!! 😳

So, what do you not have the patience for?

Popcorn or nachos in the cinema... You can guarantee they'll be finished or very close to be finished before the film even starts

🍿🍿🍿"

That's no bad thing

Sooner listen to you crunching u way thru them during the trailers than the movie

Your impatience is actually a positive for society

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By *oeBeansMan
11 weeks ago

Derby

When eating a pizza. I know it's too hot, I know it's going burn the roof of my mouth, and yet I tuck in and burn it every single time 🐖🙄

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
11 weeks ago

Reading

Get a Quooker tap. Instant hot water.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Boring threads 🤣

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
11 weeks ago

Altrincham

"I made a cup of tea, grabbed a couple of biscuits to enjoy with it; then duly scoffed the biscuits before the kettle had boiled!

Happens every bleedin' time!! 😳

So, what do you not have the patience for?

6min brewing, minimum!

⏲️

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"We both work from home so our mid-afternoon routine is to have a chocolate bar with a hot drink. We’ve usually eaten the chocolate bar before we’ve poured the tea!

If C’s making the tea then we could have the chocolate bar, have dinner and sit down in front of the TV before she realises she was making tea! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Exactly this. I love a big bar of choccy with a cup of tea...it's just getting the bar to remain in existance til the kettle boils..

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By *exyScientistsCouple
11 weeks ago

Castlebar

People mostly 🤣

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
11 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"I made a cup of tea, grabbed a couple of biscuits to enjoy with it; then duly scoffed the biscuits before the kettle had boiled!

Happens every bleedin' time!! 😳

So, what do you not have the patience for?

6min brewing, minimum!

⏲️ "

That's a couple extra biscuits right there!! 🍪 🍪

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By *isskxxyvWoman
11 weeks ago

Reading

"I made a cup of tea, grabbed a couple of biscuits to enjoy with it; then duly scoffed the biscuits before the kettle had boiled!

Happens every bleedin' time!! 😳

So, what do you not have the patience for?

Life.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
11 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Sometimes I don't time the veg right and end up eating them separately one after the other like a fkn tasting menu .......

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
11 weeks ago

Niche

OP you ought to get your cock sucked or have someone bent over the counter whilst you're waiting on the kettle.

Hopefully the biccies would be the last thing you're reaching for.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
11 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"OP you ought to get your cock sucked or have someone bent over the counter whilst you're waiting on the kettle.

Hopefully the biccies would be the last thing you're reaching for."

...but it's a catch 22, I like your thinking, but by the time all that kitchen fun is done, the kettle's gone cold again and I'd have to re-boil it; only now, I've got the munchies and smash through half the pack by the time I've made us both a cuppa!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"I made a cup of tea, grabbed a couple of biscuits to enjoy with it; then duly scoffed the biscuits before the kettle had boiled!

Happens every bleedin' time!! 😳

So, what do you not have the patience for?

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humans

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By *avie65Man
11 weeks ago

In the west.

"When eating a pizza. I know it's too hot, I know it's going burn the roof of my mouth, and yet I tuck in and burn it every single time 🐖🙄"

Fresh slices of pineapple would stop that happening. 🍍🍕

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By *sWyldWoman
11 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Currently it's weightloss . Why can't I just wake up and be slim

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
11 weeks ago

Dartford

"Boring threads 🤣"

This

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
11 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"Boring threads 🤣

This

🙄 ...thanks for keeping it ticking along though! 🤪😊

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By *inceIlkestonMan
11 weeks ago

Ilkeston

"I made a cup of tea, grabbed a couple of biscuits to enjoy with it; then duly scoffed the biscuits before the kettle had boiled!

Happens every bleedin' time!! 😳

So, what do you not have the patience for?

Impatient people

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
11 weeks ago

North West

There is nothing more annoying than slow walking people, especially when you need to get somewhere. Get outta my goddamn way!!!!

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
11 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"There is nothing more annoying than slow walking people, especially when you need to get somewhere. Get outta my goddamn way!!!!

even worse when they just STOP. Usually in a doorway!!

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By *ickedtiesWoman
11 weeks ago

limerick

Cooking 😒

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By *otsowickedCouple
10 weeks ago

Galway

People at tolls who aren't ready to pay.

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By *etwife8230Couple
10 weeks ago

Newport

People who stand to close to me in Ques . Can almost feel there breath on my back 🤬

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By *ikesEmBigMan
10 weeks ago

Herts

I frequently just leave my basket and walk out if the queues are too big

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By *aughtystaffs60Couple
10 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Waiting for the next opportunity to meet our Bull LOL.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
10 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

So, what do you not have the patience for?

People.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
10 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"People at tolls who aren't ready to pay."

Were you behind me at the Mersey toll a few weeks ago ? I can't REACH the FOOKING pad while im sitting in my car!!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
10 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"People who stand to close to me in Ques . Can almost feel there breath on my back 🤬"

I bloody hate those personal space Invaders. !

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"People who stand to close to me in Ques . Can almost feel there breath on my back 🤬

I bloody hate those personal space Invaders. !"

I'd rest my chin on your shoulder behind you in the post office queue and give my neck a rest🤭

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
10 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"People who stand to close to me in Ques . Can almost feel there breath on my back 🤬

I bloody hate those personal space Invaders. !

I'd rest my chin on your shoulder behind you in the post office queue and give my neck a rest🤭"

Im sure I could forgive you for that

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