FabSwingers.com forum: Food not to have

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

What food shouldn't you take along to a sex meet?

Tripe would have me heaving

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By *mmaleiaWoman
11 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Curry

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
11 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Garlic.

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By *p4funCouple
11 weeks ago

Plymouth

Curry

boiled eggs

sprouts

garlic

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

"Curry

boiled eggs

sprouts

garlic

Pickled eggs/onions? In a huge bowl on the bed

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By *p4funCouple
11 weeks ago

Plymouth

"Curry

boiled eggs

sprouts

garlic

Pickled eggs/onions? In a huge bowl on the bed"

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex

Toffee. It would pull my dentures out & then I’d be unfuckable 🤣

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

Chocolate fountain in a heatwave. Must be in the middle of the bed too

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By *eys00Man
11 weeks ago

have boots will travel

"Curry

boiled eggs

sprouts

garlic

Pickled eggs/onions? In a huge bowl on the bed"

All of the above, plus cheese and onion taytos (crisps for the non Irish). There’s only so much mouthwash can do!

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

Chocolate.

I would much prefer her to focus on me and not be distracted by the ladies' cocoa 'relish'. 😉

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Are we ment to bring food on a meet, is that what I've been doing wrong

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
11 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Porridge. It's so dull. A complete passion killer.

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By *eys00Man
11 weeks ago

have boots will travel

"Are we ment to bring food on a meet, is that what I've been doing wrong "

“Can I interest you in an egg at this trying time?”

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

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Who's taking food to sex meets?

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By *eoBloomsMan
11 weeks ago

Springfield

Jumbo bratwurst can only bring on unkind remarks.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
11 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

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Who's taking food to sex meets?"

Well.... 😈

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

"Are we ment to bring food on a meet, is that what I've been doing wrong "

Yes. Put a thin paper tablecloth over the bed, pour out a few bags of crisps and add the other stuff suggested. For extra passion, lay yourself down amongst the food, threading a donut around your cock - it screams blowjobs

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex

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Who's taking food to sex meets?"

I take snacks. Or we go for a meal.

I’m not nice when I’m hungry.

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By *otton Eye JoeMan
11 weeks ago

Grays & London

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Who's taking food to sex meets?"

Gotta taking jelly & cream for a good sploshing session

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By *eys00Man
11 weeks ago

have boots will travel

"...

Who's taking food to sex meets?

I take snacks. Or we go for a meal.

I’m not nice when I’m hungry. "

I thought I was the snack!! 😂

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

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Who's taking food to sex meets?"

Prêy, my radiance, perhaps you're inclined to go for these 'bonk-by-the-hour' shenanigans but some of us hopelessly hopeful romantics engage in overnight sessions. Where there is no Room Cervix one brings their own sustenance. 🫖🍫

😘

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

Gobstoppers?

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By *eoBloomsMan
11 weeks ago

Springfield

Raw chilli just before oral.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
11 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"Jumbo bratwurst can only bring on unkind remarks."

It's a fitting nickname for someone.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"...

Who's taking food to sex meets?

😘"

Eat beforehand. If I hear someone's wet mouth noises while they're chewing I am absolutely not going to be in the mood 💜

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By *eoBloomsMan
11 weeks ago

Springfield

"Jumbo bratwurst can only bring on unkind remarks.

It's a fitting nickname for someone. "

That was our private joke ! 🙈

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
11 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Eggs any kind

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Scotch Bonnet peppers, are a bad idea.

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By *issmorganWoman
11 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Baked beans.

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By *eliWoman
11 weeks ago

I've never had a sex meet.

I'm sorry, I can't with that.

But I have had a man show up with a little plastic tub from Tesco containing a boiled egg who proceeded to fill the room with the smell of said egg. And then was very hurt when I didn't want to have sex with him.

Eggs are the worst because people actually do.

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By *he MinionMan
11 weeks ago

"What food shouldn't you take along to a sex meet?

Tripe would have me heaving "

💯

🤮🤮

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
11 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Pickled onion Monster Munch

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By *uri00620Woman
11 weeks ago

Croydon

Scampi Fries

Durian - no one deserves that.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

Hope the clubs are taking notice, for what to put on the next buffet

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
11 weeks ago

scunthorpe

We met a couple in a club and when sean kissed the lady, all he could taste was pickled onions 😂

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By *eys00Man
11 weeks ago

have boots will travel

"Scampi Fries

Durian - no one deserves that. "

I will not have a bad word said against scampi fries!!!

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

"We met a couple in a club and when sean kissed the lady, all he could taste was pickled onions 😂"

Turn on or off?

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
11 weeks ago

scunthorpe

"We met a couple in a club and when sean kissed the lady, all he could taste was pickled onions 😂

Turn on or off?

Definitely a turn off for Sean but it made it memorable 😂

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
11 weeks ago

Altrincham

"What food shouldn't you take along to a sex meet?

Tripe would have me heaving "

Faggots.... Meatball Faggots

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By *annyT1966Man
11 weeks ago

Derwentside

Homemade beef Wellington, made by the Australian, Erin Patterson.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
11 weeks ago

Altrincham

"Scampi Fries

Durian - no one deserves that.

I will not have a bad word said against scampi fries!!!"

Scampi fries are a first date must!

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By *eys00Man
11 weeks ago

have boots will travel

"Scampi Fries

Durian - no one deserves that.

I will not have a bad word said against scampi fries!!!

Scampi fries are a first date must! "

I do 💍

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I have a dream that one day someone will turn up at my door, unannounced with a pair of Ribeye steaks.

Now I'm not convinced that turning up with raw meat would be well received but I'd love it.

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