FabSwingers.com forum: That's me

By *ustModeOn OP Man
over a year ago

London

I like to respect a woman when we make love. I always ask if she allows me to penetrate her. I do not accept oral sex, but if she insists, I accept it only with a condom. I believe it is disrespectful to ejaculate on her skin. If she starts to scream, I will stop immediately, because I know she is fragile.

If I reach orgasm before her, I will go down on my knees and deeply apologise for being a disappointment.

After sex, I will kiss her hand and thank her for choosing me for this pleasure.

For all the women's PLEASE CONTACT ME ,AND PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME. THANKEYOU

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Oh dear god. I would run so fast.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Yeah, if I'm screaming it's not because I'm fragile

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

It's definitely an interesting approach.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Yeah, if I'm screaming it's not because I'm fragile

Yep it’s not necessarily a bad thing

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

My head hurts reading the ops post 🤯🤣

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
over a year ago

scunthorpe

I’ve never been made to scream due to being fragile 😂

And if things were getting hot and steamy and a man stopped to ask permission to penetrate me, that would be an instant passion killer

Donna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh? I'm so confused 😕

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Eh? I'm so confused 😕 "

Join the club

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Fragile? Erm...

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I like to respect a woman when we make love. I always ask if she allows me to penetrate her. I do not accept oral sex, but if she insists, I accept it only with a condom. I believe it is disrespectful to ejaculate on her skin. If she starts to scream, I will stop immediately, because I know she is fragile.

If I reach orgasm before her, I will go down on my knees and deeply apologise for being a disappointment.

After sex, I will kiss her hand and thank her for choosing me for this pleasure.

For all the women's PLEASE CONTACT ME ,AND PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME. THANKEYOU "

What are you going on about??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I scream it's not because I'm fragile, to jizz on my skin is again my choice I choose where I want it.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I believe it is disrespectful to ejaculate on her skin. If she starts to scream..."

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If your semen has the properties of hydrochloric acid then I suspect most women would scream at the very least.

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By *idewinder01Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Is it April the 1st already? Blimey seems like only a few weeks ago since the last one.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

North Welsh Borders

Fragile like a bomb me

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"My head hurts reading the ops post 🤯🤣"

Oh this is awkward.... should I have done the above? 🤣😂🤣

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Fragile like a bomb me

Do you explo..... do you know what its Sunday let's not lower the tone.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

North Welsh Borders

"Fragile like a bomb me

Do you explo..... do you know what its Sunday let's not lower the tone. "

Fuck around and find out

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

🤔🤔🤔🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I reach orgasm before her, I will go down on my knees and deeply apologise for being a disappointment.

After sex, I will kiss her hand and thank her for choosing me for this pleasure.

For all the women's PLEASE CONTACT ME ,AND PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME. THANKEYOU "

Please tell us this is a parody

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"My head hurts reading the ops post 🤯🤣

Oh this is awkward.... should I have done the above? 🤣😂🤣"

🤣🤣🤣😘

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By *edSirenWoman
over a year ago

magic mountain

If I reach orgasm before her, I will go down on my knees and deeply apologise for being a disappointment.

After sex, I will kiss her hand and thank her for choosing me for this pleasure.

For all the women's PLEASE CONTACT ME ,AND PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME. THANKEYOU

Please tell us this is a parody

I think he’s bleating on about a squeaky sex doll… possibly one with a puncture

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

If I reach orgasm before her, I will go down on my knees and deeply apologise for being a disappointment.

After sex, I will kiss her hand and thank her for choosing me for this pleasure.

For all the women's PLEASE CONTACT ME ,AND PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME. THANKEYOU

Please tell us this is a parody

I think he’s bleating on about a squeaky sex doll… possibly one with a puncture "

"Kryten! Unpack Rachel and dig out the puncture repair kit!"

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Fragile like a bomb me

Do you explo..... do you know what its Sunday let's not lower the tone.

Fuck around and find out

Just off to see if Lovehoney do a sexy bomb disposal outfit.

Be back in 10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused , do I need to ask permission for everything.

Do you now need to wear a suit of armour during sex to protect the fair maiden from my Joust?

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
over a year ago

carluke

🤯

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By *hisIsMe58Man
over a year ago

Winchester

I feel these posts by OP are a deliberate ploy to get people to view his profile especially if you look at other threads he's posted.

Advertising genius or complete lunacy.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Read... Delete... Block

🚩 🚩 🚩

What is going on today on forums 😱

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By *tormQueenWoman
over a year ago

All over the place

I'm officially confused

It's Sunday...my brain isn't up to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read... Delete... Block

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What is going on today on forums 😱 "

Too much sugar? 🤔

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
over a year ago

Chester

"Read... Delete... Block

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What is going on today on forums 😱

Too much sugar? 🤔"

It's too much something 😳

This fella needs to collab with the '400 messages' poster 😱

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Read... Delete... Block

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What is going on today on forums 😱 "

To much vitamin D from the sunshine.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
over a year ago

Chester

"Read... Delete... Block

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What is going on today on forums 😱

To much vitamin D from the sunshine.

Read "sun-she-ine" Liam Gallagher stylie 😂

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By *ic0Man
over a year ago

Ware

I’m scared and I’m not even a woman 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read... Delete... Block

🚩 🚩 🚩

What is going on today on forums 😱

Too much sugar? 🤔

It's too much something 😳

This fella needs to collab with the '400 messages' poster 😱

Some say it is 401 messages now 😂

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By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

Surrey

"Read... Delete... Block

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What is going on today on forums 😱

Too much sugar? 🤔

It's too much something 😳

This fella needs to collab with the '400 messages' poster 😱

Dont forget the guy with a litre of cum festering in a bottle next to his bed...🤢

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
over a year ago

Chester

"Read... Delete... Block

🚩 🚩 🚩

What is going on today on forums 😱

Too much sugar? 🤔

It's too much something 😳

This fella needs to collab with the '400 messages' poster 😱

Dont forget the guy with a litre of cum festering in a bottle next to his bed...🤢"

OK FABers that's me, I'm done for the day 🤢

I'll come back later with a large wine n some frazzles 😁

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

Chat GTP has entered the forum 😬

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Read... Delete... Block

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What is going on today on forums 😱

Too much sugar? 🤔

It's too much something 😳

This fella needs to collab with the '400 messages' poster 😱

Dont forget the guy with a litre of cum festering in a bottle next to his bed...🤢"

😄😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

You may mock, but say it in the voice of Swiss Toni and it all makes sense.

🤣

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
over a year ago

Niche

"Read... Delete... Block

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What is going on today on forums 😱

Too much sugar? 🤔

It's too much something 😳

This fella needs to collab with the '400 messages' poster 😱

Dont forget the guy with a litre of cum festering in a bottle next to his bed...🤢"

WTAF.... christ almighty. I'm gonna be peeking between my fingers on threads now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone still have a clue what the OP is talking about?

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
over a year ago

Niche

"Anyone still have a clue what the OP is talking about? "

I think he posted mid-shift from Lust-mode to Lost-mode.

It's a tricky manoeuvre, not to be attempted by beginners unsupervised.

When one wishes to disconnect from Lust-mode one must first disengage the wankificator. Otherwise the spunkinator will reverse coagulate and you will find the brainifinator becomes clogged with spermatozoanfoam ☠️

Can be a while before normal function is regained 🥸

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t even ask if they want an uber after.

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