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"Poundland...by coincidence I live in pound town...fancy a trip? 🥪" Only if you let me touch your V-lines  | |||
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"If they're going to the gym, best to go to Poundstretcher first" ..or the Smyth(s) machine 🥪 | |||
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"Oh my god, this mediocrity goes Season 2. Come on, continue making fun of yourselves, I got caramel popcorn and diabetes out for the keyboard war. " ..They hate us, cos they ain't us 🥪 | |||
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"Poundland...by coincidence I live in pound town...fancy a trip? 🥪 Only if you let me touch your V-lines "I'll do anything for a BLT 🥪 | |||
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"Oh my god, this mediocrity goes Season 2. Come on, continue making fun of yourselves, I got caramel popcorn and diabetes out for the keyboard war. ..They hate us, cos they ain't us 🥪" Hate is a big word, the correct one is called Petty - “Petty us”. 😂 The V line comes from Van? Man with a Van? | |||
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"I'm now curious as to where all these sexy gym fit people work! Please can you give me ideas below as to where I can find some, so I can change my shopping habits and go perv. "Start offering free protein shakes, they'll be on ya like a tramp on chips! | |||
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"Oh my god, this mediocrity goes Season 2. Come on, continue making fun of yourselves, I got caramel popcorn and diabetes out for the keyboard war. ..They hate us, cos they ain't us 🥪 Hate is a big word, the correct one is called Petty - “Petty us”. 😂 The V line comes from Van? Man with a Van? " I’ve heard some prefer to call them cum gutters | |||
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"Oh my god, this mediocrity goes Season 2. Come on, continue making fun of yourselves, I got caramel popcorn and diabetes out for the keyboard war. " I feel you need a hug tonight 🫂 I give amazing hugs, would you like one Jasper? Actually, Jasper's quite a cool username, the only other one I've ever heard of, is from a while back now and it was that Jasper 🥕 bloke on the tv. | |||
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"Oh my god, this mediocrity goes Season 2. Come on, continue making fun of yourselves, I got caramel popcorn and diabetes out for the keyboard war. ..They hate us, cos they ain't us 🥪 Hate is a big word, the correct one is called Petty - “Petty us”. 😂 The V line comes from Van? Man with a Van? " That doesn't even make sense but ok 🥪 | |||
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"Oh my god, this mediocrity goes Season 2. Come on, continue making fun of yourselves, I got caramel popcorn and diabetes out for the keyboard war. ..They hate us, cos they ain't us 🥪 Hate is a big word, the correct one is called Petty - “Petty us”. 😂 The V line comes from Van? Man with a Van? I’ve heard some prefer to call them cum gutters " Yuck, who told you that? 🥪 | |||
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"Oh my god, this mediocrity goes Season 2. Come on, continue making fun of yourselves, I got caramel popcorn and diabetes out for the keyboard war. " While wearing your Under Pharma | |||
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"Oh my god, this mediocrity goes Season 2. Come on, continue making fun of yourselves, I got caramel popcorn and diabetes out for the keyboard war. ..They hate us, cos they ain't us 🥪 Hate is a big word, the correct one is called Petty - “Petty us”. 😂 The V line comes from Van? Man with a Van? I’ve heard some prefer to call them cum gutters Yuck, who told you that? 🥪" It makes more sense than a man with a van tbh. | |||
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"Oh my god, this mediocrity goes Season 2. Come on, continue making fun of yourselves, I got caramel popcorn and diabetes out for the keyboard war. ..They hate us, cos they ain't us 🥪 Hate is a big word, the correct one is called Petty - “Petty us”. 😂 The V line comes from Van? Man with a Van? I’ve heard some prefer to call them cum gutters Yuck, who told you that? 🥪" Some chap who collects spit whilst out cottaging | |||
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"Oh my god, this mediocrity goes Season 2. Come on, continue making fun of yourselves, I got caramel popcorn and diabetes out for the keyboard war. ..They hate us, cos they ain't us 🥪 Hate is a big word, the correct one is called Petty - “Petty us”. 😂 The V line comes from Van? Man with a Van? That doesn't even make sense but ok 🥪" A V line is a campervan- keep up Wild  | |||
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"Oh my god, this mediocrity goes Season 2. Come on, continue making fun of yourselves, I got caramel popcorn and diabetes out for the keyboard war. I feel you need a hug tonight 🫂 I give amazing hugs, would you like one Jasper? Actually, Jasper's quite a cool username, the only other one I've ever heard of, is from a while back now and it was that Jasper 🥕 bloke on the tv. " Not from you queen, i’d have to run to the grocery and buy some carrots so I can make your childhood sex toy smoothie | |||
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"The V line comes from Van? Man with a Van? I’ve heard some prefer to call them cum gutters " 
Why did you have to remind me of that term? I'm gonna have to postpone my gymbro until that falls back out of my head now 💜 | |||
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"Oh my god, this mediocrity goes Season 2. Come on, continue making fun of yourselves, I got caramel popcorn and diabetes out for the keyboard war. ..They hate us, cos they ain't us 🥪 Hate is a big word, the correct one is called Petty - “Petty us”. 😂 The V line comes from Van? Man with a Van? I’ve heard some prefer to call them cum gutters Yuck, who told you that? 🥪 Some chap who collects spit whilst out cottaging " Random AF 😂 🥪 | |||
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"Oh my god, this mediocrity goes Season 2. Come on, continue making fun of yourselves, I got caramel popcorn and diabetes out for the keyboard war. I feel you need a hug tonight 🫂 I give amazing hugs, would you like one Jasper? Actually, Jasper's quite a cool username, the only other one I've ever heard of, is from a while back now and it was that Jasper 🥕 bloke on the tv. Not from you queen, i’d have to run to the grocery and buy some carrots so I can make your childhood sex toy smoothie" Thankfully, my looks got me more than 🥕 's to play with from the age of consent upwards. Thanks for the offer though | |||
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"The V line comes from Van? Man with a Van? I’ve heard some prefer to call them cum gutters
Why did you have to remind me of that term? I'm gonna have to postpone my gymbro until that falls back out of my head now 💜"The visual is quite something 😁🍭 | |||
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"Oh my god, this mediocrity goes Season 2. Come on, continue making fun of yourselves, I got caramel popcorn and diabetes out for the keyboard war. I feel you need a hug tonight 🫂 I give amazing hugs, would you like one Jasper? Actually, Jasper's quite a cool username, the only other one I've ever heard of, is from a while back now and it was that Jasper 🥕 bloke on the tv. Not from you queen, i’d have to run to the grocery and buy some carrots so I can make your childhood sex toy smoothie Thankfully, my looks got me more than 🥕 's to play with from the age of consent upwards. Thanks for the offer though "Oh no, the refusal is on my side girl. I prefer to keep my obesity pure. | |||
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"Oh my god, this mediocrity goes Season 2. Come on, continue making fun of yourselves, I got caramel popcorn and diabetes out for the keyboard war. I feel you need a hug tonight 🫂 I give amazing hugs, would you like one Jasper? Actually, Jasper's quite a cool username, the only other one I've ever heard of, is from a while back now and it was that Jasper 🥕 bloke on the tv. Not from you queen, i’d have to run to the grocery and buy some carrots so I can make your childhood sex toy smoothie Thankfully, my looks got me more than 🥕 's to play with from the age of consent upwards. Thanks for the offer though
Oh no, the refusal is on my side girl. I prefer to keep my obesity pure. "Sounds wonderful | |||
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"The V line comes from Van? Man with a Van? I’ve heard some prefer to call them cum gutters
Why did you have to remind me of that term? I'm gonna have to postpone my gymbro until that falls back out of my head now 💜
The visual is quite something 😁🍭"I can even hear it in his Glaswegian accent. Why would you do this to me? 😭 At least I know tomorrow's doesn't have any cum gutters for me to worry about 💜 | |||
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"I'm now curious as to where all these sexy gym fit people work! Please can you give me ideas below as to where I can find some, so I can change my shopping habits and go perv. "Easier to find in the gym and not in the workplace. | |||
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"I'm now curious as to where all these sexy gym fit people work! Please can you give me ideas below as to where I can find some, so I can change my shopping habits and go perv. "Just pop by at the gym and sit on an exercise bike but don't pedal, if anyone asks just say you are going downhill. This way you get to watch them work out 
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"All the gym fit lads are in hiding After all it seems that all the ladies on here want a dad bod right ?" They're all in the gym getting those sweet gainz! 🥪 | |||
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"Oh my god, this mediocrity goes Season 2. Come on, continue making fun of yourselves, I got caramel popcorn and diabetes out for the keyboard war. ..They hate us, cos they ain't us 🥪 Hate is a big word, the correct one is called Petty - “Petty us”. 😂 The V line comes from Van? Man with a Van? I’ve heard some prefer to call them cum gutters " Or “dick root” | |||
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"I'm now curious as to where all these sexy gym fit people work! Please can you give me ideas below as to where I can find some, so I can change my shopping habits and go perv. "Unfortunately I work in a lab so don't get to be eye candy for the general public. I also have to wear a labcoat which isn't exactly showing off my body | |||
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"I'm now curious as to where all these sexy gym fit people work! Please can you give me ideas below as to where I can find some, so I can change my shopping habits and go perv. "We’re about  | |||
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"I'm now curious as to where all these sexy gym fit people work! Please can you give me ideas below as to where I can find some, so I can change my shopping habits and go perv.
Unfortunately I work in a lab so don't get to be eye candy for the general public. I also have to wear a labcoat which isn't exactly showing off my body "Nope. Forbidden. People who work out aren't allowed to be smart enough to work in labs. Sorry. Have you tried applying for the heavy lifting at IKEA? 💜 | |||
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"I'm now curious as to where all these sexy gym fit people work! Please can you give me ideas below as to where I can find some, so I can change my shopping habits and go perv.
Unfortunately I work in a lab so don't get to be eye candy for the general public. I also have to wear a labcoat which isn't exactly showing off my body
Nope.
Forbidden.
People who work out aren't allowed to be smart enough to work in labs.
Sorry. Have you tried applying for the heavy lifting at IKEA? 💜"He can keep wearing the labcoat, just the labcoat tho. | |||
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"I'm now curious as to where all these sexy gym fit people work! Please can you give me ideas below as to where I can find some, so I can change my shopping habits and go perv.
Unfortunately I work in a lab so don't get to be eye candy for the general public. I also have to wear a labcoat which isn't exactly showing off my body
Nope.
Forbidden.
People who work out aren't allowed to be smart enough to work in labs.
Sorry. Have you tried applying for the heavy lifting at IKEA? 💜
He can keep wearing the labcoat, just the labcoat tho."Oh and some big nerdy librarian glasses. It's okay if they're obviously just cosplaying as smart people 💜 | |||
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"I'm now curious as to where all these sexy gym fit people work! Please can you give me ideas below as to where I can find some, so I can change my shopping habits and go perv.
Just pop by at the gym and sit on an exercise bike but don't pedal, if anyone asks just say you are going downhill. This way you get to watch them work out
Mrs"This has to be one of the best ideas yet! I will remember this one | |||
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"I'm now curious as to where all these sexy gym fit people work! Please can you give me ideas below as to where I can find some, so I can change my shopping habits and go perv.
Unfortunately I work in a lab so don't get to be eye candy for the general public. I also have to wear a labcoat which isn't exactly showing off my body "I hope your lab coat has strong buttons, you'll have someone's eyes out otherwise! Jesus christ 🤭 | |||
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"I'm now curious as to where all these sexy gym fit people work! Please can you give me ideas below as to where I can find some, so I can change my shopping habits and go perv.
Unfortunately I work in a lab so don't get to be eye candy for the general public. I also have to wear a labcoat which isn't exactly showing off my body
Nope.
Forbidden.
People who work out aren't allowed to be smart enough to work in labs.
Sorry. Have you tried applying for the heavy lifting at IKEA? 💜
He can keep wearing the labcoat, just the labcoat tho.
Oh and some big nerdy librarian glasses.
It's okay if they're obviously just cosplaying as smart people 💜"Yes! He'll also need a clipboard if he is cosplaying a smart person. It will make my time lost in Ikea trying to find the way out more enjoyable anyway! | |||
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"I'm now curious as to where all these sexy gym fit people work! Please can you give me ideas below as to where I can find some, so I can change my shopping habits and go perv.
We’re about "Well, you clearly lift more than cereal boxes for a living! | |||
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"Well I'm definitely the most muscular in this thread 😜" You clearly eat all your Weetabix that's for sure! | |||
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"Is it a bad time to mention I'm a Dr (not medical). Happy to pretend it's just nerdy cosplay though." Nope. You know the rules. Hot people can't be smart. Pretty people cant be nice. Skinny people can't be funny. Stay in your lane 💜 | |||
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"Well I'm definitely the most muscular in this thread 😜" That you may be Mr Dust, but I'd beat you in a thumb war. | |||
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"Well I'm definitely the most muscular in this thread 😜 That you may be Mr Dust, but I'd beat you in a thumb war. " 🤣 you ain't seen the size of my hands | |||
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"Is it a bad time to mention I'm a Dr (not medical). Happy to pretend it's just nerdy cosplay though. Nope. You know the rules. Hot people can't be smart. Pretty people cant be nice. Skinny people can't be funny. Stay in your lane 💜" Is it a bad time to mention Google reverse image search is a thing....🥪 | |||
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"Well I'm definitely the most muscular in this thread 😜 That you may be Mr Dust, but I'd beat you in a thumb war. 🤣 you ain't seen the size of my hands " 😂😂 | |||
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"Is it a bad time to mention I'm a Dr (not medical). Happy to pretend it's just nerdy cosplay though. Nope. You know the rules. Hot people can't be smart. Pretty people cant be nice. Skinny people can't be funny. Stay in your lane 💜 Is it a bad time to mention Google reverse image search is a thing....🥪" Ohhh... Yeah okay, you can be a doctor 💜 | |||
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"Ohhh... Yeah okay, you can be a doctor 💜" *Not you _ildtimes. Mr doctor man up there 💜 | |||
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"I'm now curious as to where all these sexy gym fit people work! Please can you give me ideas below as to where I can find some, so I can change my shopping habits and go perv.
Unfortunately I work in a lab so don't get to be eye candy for the general public. I also have to wear a labcoat which isn't exactly showing off my body "Sweet baby Jesus … can I be your Petri dish | |||
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"I'm now curious as to where all these sexy gym fit people work! Please can you give me ideas below as to where I can find some, so I can change my shopping habits and go perv.
Unfortunately I work in a lab so don't get to be eye candy for the general public. I also have to wear a labcoat which isn't exactly showing off my body
Sweet baby Jesus … can I be your Petri dish "His? Maybe. The guy in the photographs that measured 9 inches in 2011 or the 2020 porn shots, you'd probably need to ask them 💜 | |||
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"I'm now curious as to where all these sexy gym fit people work! Please can you give me ideas below as to where I can find some, so I can change my shopping habits and go perv.
Unfortunately I work in a lab so don't get to be eye candy for the general public. I also have to wear a labcoat which isn't exactly showing off my body
Sweet baby Jesus … can I be your Petri dish
His? Maybe.
The guy in the photographs that measured 9 inches in 2011 or the 2020 porn shots, you'd probably need to ask them 💜"Don’t spoil my little moment … I’ve had a hard day | |||
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"Don’t spoil my little moment … I’ve had a hard day" You can have all the hard doctors you want 💜 | |||
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