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By *ugh Jerection OP Man
4 weeks ago

Tyldesley

If you turn up to a meet and the house untidy/unclean, would you follow through with the meet or make your excuses and leave?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/London

Or would you tidy up?

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By *evonspankMan
4 weeks ago

Tiverton

I followed through, but regretted it.

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By *sWyldWoman
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Probably leave!

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By *arolTVTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Norwich

Untidy is fine, unclean is a no no.

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By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"If you turn up to a meet and the house untidy/unclean, would you follow through with the meet or make your excuses and leave?

It may be an issue depends on how untidy. But then too clean can freak me out also. If the skirting boards sparkle and smell of Zooflora - I will be edging carefully towards the door.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/London

"If you turn up to a meet and the house untidy/unclean, would you follow through with the meet or make your excuses and leave?

It may be an issue depends on how untidy. But then too clean can freak me out also. If the skirting boards sparkle and smell of Zooflora - I will be edging carefully towards the door. "

Not kink shaming but..sniffing skirting boards?

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By *aizyWoman
4 weeks ago

west midlands

"If you turn up to a meet and the house untidy/unclean, would you follow through with the meet or make your excuses and leave?

It may be an issue depends on how untidy. But then too clean can freak me out also. If the skirting boards sparkle and smell of Zooflora - I will be edging carefully towards the door. "

I love the smell of Zooflora in the morning.

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By *midnight-Woman
4 weeks ago

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ROFL this is one of many reasons that I prefer an hotel meet !

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
4 weeks ago

Dublin

"If you turn up to a meet and the house untidy/unclean, would you follow through with the meet or make your excuses and leave?

I'd leave.

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
4 weeks ago

Derby

It happened to me several years ago: I drove approx 1hr to get there and upon being invited in I was instantly turned off by the dirty mess she lived in! Brief chat and I made my excuses and left

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By *herrybakewellCouple
4 weeks ago

Staffordshire

We find that those with messy houses have messy pictures.

I know that sounds weird....but looking at backgrounds in pictures tells you a lot about someone.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
4 weeks ago

Manchester

Really depends how dirty/untidy. If it looks like something off those hoarder TV shows or a horror film I'd probably back out.

I've been to plenty of single guys's houses who don't seem to be able to use a hoover. I usually keep my socks on in those cases

Everyone has their own idea what clean and tidy means. But if the bedsheets look dirty or there's rubbish or dirty plates/cups allover the place growing their own supply of penicillin I'd probably not be feeling too amorous.

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By *ugh Jerection OP Man
4 weeks ago

Tyldesley

Has said, I can probably put up with untidy to a point, but unclean is a massive no.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
4 weeks ago

Manchester

"If you turn up to a meet and the house untidy/unclean, would you follow through with the meet or make your excuses and leave?

It may be an issue depends on how untidy. But then too clean can freak me out also. If the skirting boards sparkle and smell of Zooflora - I will be edging carefully towards the door. "

More of a flash man?

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By *antricSeeker60Man
4 weeks ago

Durham

Probably leave.

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By *illyboy12345Man
4 weeks ago

glasgow

"We find that those with messy houses have messy pictures.

I know that sounds weird....but looking at backgrounds in pictures tells you a lot about someone. "

New fear unlocked (double checking my pictures don’t look untidy)

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By *y serendipityCouple
4 weeks ago

Warrington

Definitely leave. If you can’t take care of that , what about personal hygiene

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
4 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Untidy as in paperwork a bit scattered and clean laundry piled up rather than folded and put away? Not fussed.

Unclean as in rotting food smells and questionable stains, I'm out 💜

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By *aturefabfunCouple
4 weeks ago

Worksop

I regretted staying but I squirted all over the rug so perhaps Karma at play ???

(Well he said it was ok

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By *rSuave88Man
4 weeks ago

Mirfield

A bit of a guilty pleasure of mine is watching those hoarding programmes or following accounts that show the filth some people live in.. the mind boggles at how some people function

. But yeah bad hygiene is a big turn off for me

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By *hastity_roseTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Nowhere

Always have a look in the background of pics judging this

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By *y serendipityCouple
4 weeks ago

Warrington

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By *pen2UMan
4 weeks ago

Telford

"I followed through, but regretted it."

I did this too and told him afterwards he should probably clean up before having anyone over again...

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By *rHotNottsMan
4 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"If you turn up to a meet and the house untidy/unclean, would you follow through with the meet or make your excuses and leave?

It may be an issue depends on how untidy. But then too clean can freak me out also. If the skirting boards sparkle and smell of Zooflora - I will be edging carefully towards the door.

I love the smell of Zooflora in the morning."

Nothing else in the world smells like that…

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By *ora the explorerWoman
4 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

I wouldn’t go to someone’s home. But I like clean and tidy so I’d probably leave if I did

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
4 weeks ago

Neverland

Leave

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By *esthetic21Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Untidy wouldn’t bother me too much but unclean I'd be leaving. If you can't clean your house properly can you even clean yourself properly?

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
4 weeks ago

A Dirty Hole

Hi untidy?

I know a proper tidy freak who thinks leaving shoes at the door is untidy. And then there’s me, I leave stuff out now and then.

So in a scale of ‘crack den ’ v ‘ikea show home’ where are we talking?

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Peoples houses are a no, hotels all the way.

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By *sianflowerWoman
4 weeks ago

DollyWood

I’d hella get outta dodge it actually happened to me I travelled from Yorkshire to Kettering only to be met by a scruffy greasy young man with a big grin on his chops. I instantly knew this was a regret so he took me to his home and I was mortified by what I saw it was an absolute pigsty I didn’t even sit down I recommended he show me round the town. I did some shopping then jumped back on the next train north lol never again.

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By *tsJustKateWoman
4 weeks ago

London

"If you turn up to a meet and the house untidy/unclean, would you follow through with the meet or make your excuses and leave?

I did and I left

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
4 weeks ago

South Wales

"If you turn up to a meet and the house untidy/unclean, would you follow through with the meet or make your excuses and leave?

Untidy, as in lived in, would be ok I think but unclean would be a no! This is the reason we only invite people to us if meeting xx 😄

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By *ugh Jerection OP Man
4 weeks ago

Tyldesley

I agree with some comments, you can tell a lot with the background of some photos on profiles.

We can all be untidy, but unclean and piles of rubbish is an issue for me.

Once went to a house, to be met by a smell of cat litter that hadn't been emptied in weeks and bags of rubbish lying about. Soon turned around and left.

Instant Dick Deflater.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
4 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

"If you turn up to a meet and the house untidy/unclean, would you follow through with the meet or make your excuses and leave?

It may be an issue depends on how untidy. But then too clean can freak me out also. If the skirting boards sparkle and smell of Zooflora - I will be edging carefully towards the door. "

I bought the midnight bloom Zoflora and it smelled like my Alien Perfume

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By *orseman82Man
4 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Untidy - meh

Unclean - it’s over

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By *aizyWoman
4 weeks ago

west midlands

"If you turn up to a meet and the house untidy/unclean, would you follow through with the meet or make your excuses and leave?

It may be an issue depends on how untidy. But then too clean can freak me out also. If the skirting boards sparkle and smell of Zooflora - I will be edging carefully towards the door.

I bought the midnight bloom Zoflora and it smelled like my Alien Perfume

Oh, it's cheaper and it'll last longer, win, win

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By *uffnmuffCouple
4 weeks ago

London

"If you turn up to a meet and the house untidy/unclean, would you follow through with the meet or make your excuses and leave?

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Leave I can't even stand seeing pictures on here with mess in the background x

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By *uriousscouserWoman
4 weeks ago

Wirral

I've only ever been to one home so dirty it put me off.

I went to the (filthy) loo and there were clumps of hair all along the side of the bath. The bath towels smelled so sour I dried my hands on my top rather than touch them.

I had huge fears that the bedsheets would crack as we lay on them, so I just couldn't bring myself to go in the bedroom.

I explained the issue and we parted astonishingly amicably.

Clutter I can deal with, skidmarked loos and stinky towels defeat me.

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By *tr8MrEMan
4 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Mine is like an Omaze show home

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By *vlizTV/TS
4 weeks ago

merseyside and anglesey

Happened to me a good few years back,when I arrived she opened the door and looked gorgeous, living room was a complete mess and a dirty sleeping bag on the settee, coffee table full of empty vodka and bottles, I went to the bathroom to dress.and apply makeup, and the bath looked like someone had been cut up in it, it freaked me out a bit after chatting with her for about an hour she put the music on very loud and I mean loud, the neighbours banging on the wall, I made my excuses and left, needless to say I never went back!, talking to another gurl who had also been to the same place and she was in the same frame of mind as me, scary place !

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By *xperiencing-newCouple
4 weeks ago

Nottingham

We would definitely leave but be polite about it x

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
4 weeks ago

Coventry

Untidy or dirty? I think that would make a difference to us.

We wouldn't mind a bit of "oh, don't mind the mess" as we walk through as long as the the space/s we're intended to be entertained in is clean and comfortable.

So totally don't mind a few piles of books, piles of laundry, craft stuff/tools left out or a few pots next to the sink waiting to be washed. But not a house that smelt bad or just felt dirty or no clear space to enjoy.

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By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"If you turn up to a meet and the house untidy/unclean, would you follow through with the meet or make your excuses and leave?

It may be an issue depends on how untidy. But then too clean can freak me out also. If the skirting boards sparkle and smell of Zooflora - I will be edging carefully towards the door.

I love the smell of Zooflora in the morning."

Does it smell like victory?

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By *aizyWoman
4 weeks ago

west midlands

"If you turn up to a meet and the house untidy/unclean, would you follow through with the meet or make your excuses and leave?

It may be an issue depends on how untidy. But then too clean can freak me out also. If the skirting boards sparkle and smell of Zooflora - I will be edging carefully towards the door.

I love the smell of Zooflora in the morning.

Does it smell like victory?"

No, it smells like Zooflora

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
4 weeks ago

scunthorpe

Untidy and clutter is totally different to unclean.

Clutter we could cope with, filth, we couldn’t!

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By *hampersDarlingWoman
4 weeks ago

Norwich

My house isn't always pristine. It's not a hovel though. We don't all have someone who cleans for us though so it gets done when it gets done.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
4 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

"If you turn up to a meet and the house untidy/unclean, would you follow through with the meet or make your excuses and leave?

It may be an issue depends on how untidy. But then too clean can freak me out also. If the skirting boards sparkle and smell of Zooflora - I will be edging carefully towards the door.

I bought the midnight bloom Zoflora and it smelled like my Alien Perfume

Oh, it's cheaper and it'll last longer, win, win

This is true. And I'd blend in with the rest of the house

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By *immers123Woman
4 weeks ago

South Molton

I stayed the night with a guy once I had known for a while, was looking forward to staying over and knew his place would probably be messy but it was beyond that. It was disgusting looked like a crack den. I couldn't leave though as I had no way of getting home. Full grown man living like a pig.

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By *uality By DesignMan
4 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I had a “Date” once with someone.

We were talking all day.

When I arrived they said that they haven’t had time for a shower or make the bed.

We started talking at about 9.00 in the morning, our meeting was not until 7.00 in the evening.

I made my excuses and left.

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By *etwife8230Couple
4 weeks ago

Newport

Leave

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By *tr8MrEMan
4 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"I had a “Date” once with someone.

We were talking all day.

When I arrived they said that they haven’t had time for a shower or make the bed.

We started talking at about 9.00 in the morning, our meeting was not until 7.00 in the evening.

I made my excuses and left."

Couldn't you of joined them in the shower? 🤷

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By *vonne5exMan
4 weeks ago

Doncaster

"I followed through, but regretted it."
did you throw your undies away

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By *andTWoman
4 weeks ago

Altrincham

I'd probably leave 🤷🏼‍♂️

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By *idewillyMan
4 weeks ago

brighton

I went to a house years ago place stunk i went in gave her 3 bottles of wine asked if she liked naughty videos sid id get one from my car and went….but also she wasn't person on her profile photo ..i learnt a lesson

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By *uality By DesignMan
4 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"Couldn't you of joined them in the shower? 🤷"

I wasn’t going to wash his cock for him.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Central

I don't visit people in their home. But did and have escaped from the odd one. It's a big no, if it's dirty and messy

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By *ripfillMan
4 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

I am particular … clean is good v good …… tidy is fine

Floordrobes are not or bathrooms with ..stains yuk

Clutter is an issue ( get Stacy Solomon in for God sake ) but “Homely” is lovely and a home with personality is delightful - Restful and relaxing ready for fun !

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By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"If you turn up to a meet and the house untidy/unclean, would you follow through with the meet or make your excuses and leave?

It may be an issue depends on how untidy. But then too clean can freak me out also. If the skirting boards sparkle and smell of Zooflora - I will be edging carefully towards the door.

Not kink shaming but..sniffing skirting boards? "

Well I have been on my hands and knees once or twice, but no I think I'd draw a line at that one 🤣.

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By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"If you turn up to a meet and the house untidy/unclean, would you follow through with the meet or make your excuses and leave?

It may be an issue depends on how untidy. But then too clean can freak me out also. If the skirting boards sparkle and smell of Zooflora - I will be edging carefully towards the door.

I love the smell of Zooflora in the morning.

Does it smell like victory?

No, it smells like Zooflora

Ok you might be safe, no apocalypse on the horizon.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
4 weeks ago

Colchester

Untidy is ok. If it looks like a mad professor's workshop I'm totally cool with that. I'd probably ogle your ornery and ask questions.

Unidentified lifeforms evolving sentience in the bathroom/kitchen would give me pause for concern however. As interesting as they may be, I don't feel they should be included in the planned fun. (I might be lenient towards tardigrades however. Cute little space bears.)

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By *rSircumsizedMan
4 weeks ago

Risca

I drove an hour for a meet, the house was absolutely bogging and stank of wacky baccy. I couldn't stay long, so made my excuses and left.

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
4 weeks ago

Dudley...kinda

Untidy is fine. We don't live in a show home and don't really expect it off anyine else either.

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By *aveonMan
4 weeks ago

Dartford

There is a absolute link between unclean homes and what fun you will have with someone

Unclean I’d leave knowing it will be the right choice - experience has taught me that more than once

Untidy can be hit and miss, one comes to mind who was very creative and free spirited - but amazing sex !

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By *en ItaliaWoman
4 weeks ago

your lap

No I’d leave. A while back I went to someone’s , it was literally a wreck. From the outside it was stunning.

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By *eckard25Man
4 weeks ago

North West Durham

There are different levels of untidiness, some tolerable. If the place was visibly dirty I'd definitely be thinking twice.

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