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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

My mum has tried to teach me, since I was a wee nipper (many many moons ago, before Soapy says it) to try to knit....

I'm fecking useless at it, I still can't cast on, let alone make anything that resembles even a scarf.....

But, I have something special I want to knit for a certain member of my Posse and I've got 7 months to learn and get it done.

Can anyone teach me, or at least give me the basiscs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum has tried to teach me, since I was a wee nipper (many many moons ago, before Soapy says it) to try to knit....

I'm fecking useless at it, I still can't cast on, let alone make anything that resembles even a scarf.....

But, I have something special I want to knit for a certain member of my Posse and I've got 7 months to learn and get it done.

Can anyone teach me, or at least give me the basiscs?

send me the pattern ill knit it for ya ...no one will know !!!im very discreet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Err embarrassing i know but my mum can knit for England and yes she taught me well lol

May be a little rusty now though xx

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"My mum has tried to teach me, since I was a wee nipper (many many moons ago, before Soapy says it) to try to knit....

I'm fecking useless at it, I still can't cast on, let alone make anything that resembles even a scarf.....

But, I have something special I want to knit for a certain member of my Posse and I've got 7 months to learn and get it done.

Can anyone teach me, or at least give me the basiscs?

send me the pattern ill knit it for ya ...no one will know !!!im very discreet "

Awwww thank you very much.

I'll find the exact pattern I want online (if you can do that) and send it to you.

You are now a fully fledge member of the Pussy Posse.........

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Err embarrassing i know but my mum can knit for England and yes she taught me well lol

May be a little rusty now though xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Summats amused the Mad one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum has tried to teach me, since I was a wee nipper (many many moons ago, before Soapy says it) to try to knit....

I'm fecking useless at it, I still can't cast on, let alone make anything that resembles even a scarf.....

But, I have something special I want to knit for a certain member of my Posse and I've got 7 months to learn and get it done.

Can anyone teach me, or at least give me the basiscs?

send me the pattern ill knit it for ya ...no one will know !!!im very discreet

Awwww thank you very much.

I'll find the exact pattern I want online (if you can do that) and send it to you.

You are now a fully fledge member of the Pussy Posse.........

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blimey im honoured who would have thought it was my knitting skills that got me in !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fun vision of swingers knitting at chams now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hun the pissy posse is getting older now xx

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"My mum has tried to teach me, since I was a wee nipper (many many moons ago, before Soapy says it) to try to knit....

I'm fecking useless at it, I still can't cast on, let alone make anything that resembles even a scarf.....

But, I have something special I want to knit for a certain member of my Posse and I've got 7 months to learn and get it done.

Can anyone teach me, or at least give me the basiscs?

send me the pattern ill knit it for ya ...no one will know !!!im very discreet

Awwww thank you very much.

I'll find the exact pattern I want online (if you can do that) and send it to you.

You are now a fully fledge member of the Pussy Posse.........

blimey im honoured who would have thought it was my knitting skills that got me in !!!!!

As a lady you automatically get entrance into the all hallowed Pussy Posse, but being luverly to the High Priestess means you by pass the need to annoy the Doris's for a week and go straight to fully fledged member....

You may still annoy the Doris's though, cus they deserve it!

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"I have a fun vision of swingers knitting at chams now lol"

Ooohhhh Party idea.............. uummmmm

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Well hun the pissy posse is getting older now xx

Now look here wimpoid........

When you can look into the eyes of one of the Posse, then you can try and be all manly........

**and thats without the need for a box to stand on**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a fun vision of swingers knitting at chams now lol

Ooohhhh Party idea.............. uummmmm

The men could wear knitted loin cloths instead of towels lol

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"I have a fun vision of swingers knitting at chams now lol

Ooohhhh Party idea.............. uummmmm

The men could wear knitted loin cloths instead of towels lol"

Even I could do that........ they only need to be tiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hun the pissy posse is getting older now xx

Now look here wimpoid........

When you can look into the eyes of one of the Posse, then you can try and be all manly........

**and thats without the need for a box to stand on**

The posse have eyes???? when ever ive met em i just see breasts xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hun the pissy posse is getting older now xx

Now look here wimpoid........

When you can look into the eyes of one of the Posse, then you can try and be all manly........

**and thats without the need for a box to stand on**

The posse have eyes???? when ever ive met em i just see breasts xx

i might be older but ive got breasts well worth looking at .....so ive been told...........

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Well hun the pissy posse is getting older now xx

Now look here wimpoid........

When you can look into the eyes of one of the Posse, then you can try and be all manly........

**and thats without the need for a box to stand on**

The posse have eyes???? when ever ive met em i just see breasts xx

i might be older but ive got breasts well worth looking at .....so ive been told..........."

And very nice they are too (looking at your photo's)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i only come up ta breast height xx

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Well i only come up ta breast height xx

Naval height if they are over 5ft 4"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its new year - there's bound to be a 'step by step guide' available soon.

It'll be in a gazillion parts, only 99p for the 1st one and 10 quid for the subesquent editions, and you'll be able to buy a beautiful leather look binder to hold them all together.

Part 1 will come with a free knitting needle and a ball of wool and weekly instructions on how to knit a scarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i only come up ta breast height xx

im only 5 3 so u might not even need a box !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i only come up ta breast height xx

Naval height if they are over 5ft 4"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i only come up ta breast height xx

im only 5 3 so u might not even need a box !!!"

Sounds good ta me xx

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Its new year - there's bound to be a 'step by step guide' available soon.

It'll be in a gazillion parts, only 99p for the 1st one and 10 quid for the subesquent editions, and you'll be able to buy a beautiful leather look binder to hold them all together.

Part 1 will come with a free knitting needle and a ball of wool and weekly instructions on how to knit a scarf"

I don't wanna knit a scarf.......

And after 40 years of trying to learn and giving up completely about 10 years ago, I don't know whether I should start giving my self that kind of stress again!

Mind you, Jason has cleaning OCD, balls of wool all over the house might just tip him over the edge........

Maddie wanders off to ponder how much fun it would be to see Jason actually pulling his hair out!

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Well i only come up ta breast height xx

im only 5 3 so u might not even need a box !!!

Sounds good ta me xx

Oi, we don't put these threads up for your overt sexual purposes you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh sorry i forgets ya inta slippers and knitting now sex is but a distant memory for most of ya xx

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Oh sorry i forgets ya inta slippers and knitting now sex is but a distant memory for most of ya xx

I had sex this morning. After all...... it is Jason's birthday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh sorry i forgets ya inta slippers and knitting now sex is but a distant memory for most of ya xx

I had sex this morning. After all...... it is Jason's birthday!

I didnt Les is laid up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't wanna knit a scarf......."

But once you've mastered the art of scarf knitting, you'll progress to knitting a willy warmer, then a glove (which is just a willy warmer with 5 fingers) then who knows where you'll go from there ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum has tried to teach me, since I was a wee nipper (many many moons ago, before Soapy says it) to try to knit....

I'm fecking useless at it, I still can't cast on, let alone make anything that resembles even a scarf.....

But, I have something special I want to knit for a certain member of my Posse

and I've got 7 months to learn and get

it done.

Buy one of the many granny magazines that are available, my gran says they have step by step guides for begginers.

hope this is helpful

Can anyone teach me, or at least give me the basiscs?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I've got a rocking chair if that would help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can knit was taught at my grannys knee lol!! i knit a lot of baby garments hats, cardigans etc and also some for premature baby wards. you can get little knittin starter kits for children try one of them and see how it goes! im goin to learn to crochet this yr think il put it on profile "not meetin at mo learning to crochet annoy me and hook be put to better use " lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I helped out at my son's after school group making costumes for their nativity (so many fekkin angels to dress) and I was amazed at all the rapt little faces that had never seen a sewing machine in action... I got all of them sitting with pins and needles and scraps of cloth and taught them the basics of sewing by hand xxxx

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over a year ago

"I helped out at my son's after school group making costumes for their nativity (so many fekkin angels to dress) and I was amazed at all the rapt little faces that had never seen a sewing machine in action... I got all of them sitting with pins and needles and scraps of cloth and taught them the basics of sewing by hand xxxx

Visions of Laine teaching the angels to sew ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Visions of Laine teaching the angels to sew ....

LMFAO how incongruous is that vision!

taught all my kids to knit and sew, including the boys... one still at 24 does all his own repairs and customises his clothes... he's straight before you ask!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mums got some wool left over from the sand bags she was making for flood defence barriers for our back door so will chip in as well...Her willy warmers went down well at the Scouts jumble so just ask...

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over a year ago

Visions of Laine teaching the angels to sew ....

LMFAO how incongruous is that vision!

taught all my kids to knit and sew, including the boys... one still at 24 does all his own repairs and customises his clothes... he's straight before you ask!

just wondering if u had the boots and sexy kit on while u were doing it ?? ...i think its fab that we all have other worlds we inhabit away from this madhouse and long may it reign ..

right im off .... Ive got to find those knitting patterns ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum has tried to teach me, since I was a wee nipper (many many moons ago, before Soapy says it) to try to knit....

I'm fecking useless at it, I still can't cast on, let alone make anything that resembles even a scarf.....

But, I have something special I want to knit for a certain member of my Posse and I've got 7 months to learn and get it done.

Can anyone teach me, or at least give me the basiscs?

That has given me the best giggle today OMG this I would have to see, no you cant use the needles to stick in dolls of clay either Jo which would have to happen within five minutes of you starting anything which involved patience!

Mark has nearly choked on his cuppa when I read your latest challenge out oh and if anyone attempted to teach you there would have to be a swear box nearby and the proceeds would hire the Albert Hall for the next Pussy Posse Party venue.

Jo + learning to knit = chaos

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

well i can knit small stuff ...but i seem to have missed something here reading between the lines

but thats nothing new lol ...cant remember my own name most days at the moment !

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well im going to shock you all, my granny taught me too knit. I have knitted everything. I used to buy dolls for my friends girls and knit dolls clothes. If anyone was having a baby id knit full matinee sets. Cable jumpers, used to knit callum a gorgeous aran cardi/jumper every year when he was little. I had to stop about 10 years ago as my eyesight got worse and my fingers stiffen up. But im sure i could try again

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

my grandma taught me too ...no mean feat as im a left hander but learnt right handed so i didnt have to reverse all the patterns . Im a bit slow now due to the problems with my hands hence doing small things , but i still love that sense of acheivement of creating something myself xx

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over a year ago

Im crap at knitting, I start off straight and end up knitting triangles

I gave up trying and my mum gave up trying to teach me

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

taught myself to knit a couple of years ago using the internet (youtube has great instructional video's)..

Entered a wrap cardigan into the village show last year and got second place

and yes there were meore than 2 entries!! lol

currently knitting a cable scarf with pockets on - should have started earlier as will b summer by the time i finish lol

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"My mum has tried to teach me, since I was a wee nipper (many many moons ago, before Soapy says it) to try to knit....

I'm fecking useless at it, I still can't cast on, let alone make anything that resembles even a scarf.....

But, I have something special I want to knit for a certain member of my Posse and I've got 7 months to learn and get it done.

Can anyone teach me, or at least give me the basiscs?

I can try

I knit

depends what it is tho

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