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By (user no longer on site)ย OPย ย ย 
6 weeks ago

Sorry I'm late posting this, I've been at the beach ๐ŸŒž

๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Rules recap

Say that you're in and then you have until Wednesday 16th April at 10pm to get the names of the people you fancy in to me via pm (5 names each, I'm feeling generous). If you're really struggling to get your lists down to 5 I'll allow up to 7 but try to aim for 5 if you can.

๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฃ

I will post the matches in a separate thread late on Thursday 17th April, ready for good Friday morning.

I may add some of my own 'easter egg' matches in too. You never know I may pair with a hottie you hadn't come across yet ๐Ÿฐ

If you have already sent your list and wish to make some changes, that's fine.

๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Find the first thread here ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1693066

Second thread ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1693381#last

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By *egDaySkipperMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

Are people still joining, or is it safe to submit now ๐Ÿ‘€

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By *igDickSubMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'm in

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By *edSirenWoman
6 weeks ago

magic mountain


"Are people still joining, or is it safe to submit now ๐Ÿ‘€"

I mean joined ages sooo youโ€™re fine ๐Ÿ˜œ but if you want a third okayyyyyy ๐Ÿ˜

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
6 weeks ago

Brum

Seems thereโ€™s a few new profiles around the forum since we last frequented these parts ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Weโ€™d like to throw our bunny ears and beautiful tail in for matching if thereโ€™s still timeโ€ฆ

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By *egDaySkipperMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Are people still joining, or is it safe to submit now ๐Ÿ‘€

I mean joined ages sooo youโ€™re fine ๐Ÿ˜œ but if you want a third okayyyyyy ๐Ÿ˜"

Hey, someone has to please you, when you wear me out

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By (user no longer on site)ย OPย ย ย 
6 weeks ago


"Seems thereโ€™s a few new profiles around the forum since we last frequented these parts ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Weโ€™d like to throw our bunny ears and beautiful tail in for matching if thereโ€™s still timeโ€ฆ"

Plenty of time!

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By *oneybadgermeu69Man
6 weeks ago

hull

In!

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By (user no longer on site)ย OPย ย ย 
6 weeks ago

Things are hotting up with a fair few matches already made ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
6 weeks ago

Always on the move

I'm in. Now to narrow it down to 5!

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By (user no longer on site)ย OPย ย ย 
6 weeks ago


"I'm in. Now to narrow it down to 5!"

You can have up to 7 if needed

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By *edSirenWoman
6 weeks ago

magic mountain


"Are people still joining, or is it safe to submit now ๐Ÿ‘€

I mean joined ages sooo youโ€™re fine ๐Ÿ˜œ but if you want a third okayyyyyy ๐Ÿ˜

Hey, someone has to please you, when you wear me out "

๐Ÿ˜ so thoughtful

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By *vaRoseWoman
6 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Still in

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By *eadymade31Man
6 weeks ago

newbiggin by the sea

Love these things! Lol im in!

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
6 weeks ago

Somewhere in Neverland

Still in ๐Ÿซถ

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By *aveyougotmymarblesMan
6 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

I'm still in and looking for 2

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
6 weeks ago

A Dirty Hole

Finally. Thread 3.

Iโ€™m in.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
6 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Still in

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By *rincipessaWoman
6 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

Took me a while to decide but sent Bella. Thatโ€™s me officially in

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

Still in! Will probably decide on the last day even if it makes it harder for myself ๐Ÿ˜…

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By *orbidden eastMan
6 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

In ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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By *eoBloomsMan
6 weeks ago

Springfield

Still in and Sent

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By *r.ZeusMan
6 weeks ago

london

Still in

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By *LiamMan
6 weeks ago

Midlands

Sorting out my shortlist. Any midgets?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
6 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Still in and whittling down the long list, that just got a little longer.

B

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By *alico_KittyWoman
6 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

My list is sorted and sent

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By *X2019Man
6 weeks ago

Newcastle

Well I've only just seen this so now get the pleasure of going back through the previous threads to join in. Hopefully I remember to send my list haha

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By (user no longer on site)ย OPย ย ย 
6 weeks ago

News just in..

Wonko is in and looking for matches.. I'm told he's unable to post on here.

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By *asty tatsyMan
6 weeks ago

london

Iโ€™m in still keeping my eyes wide open

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By (user no longer on site)ย OPย ย ย 
6 weeks ago

I was going to do a list of everyone that has said they're in.. but honestly I can't be arsed

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By *ady LickWoman
6 weeks ago

Northampton Somewhere

Christ this is going to take ages going through 3 threads!

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By *ady LickWoman
6 weeks ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I was going to do a list of everyone that has said they're in.. but honestly I can't be arsed "

I was just thinking how handy that would be!

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands


"News just in..

Wonko is in and looking for matches.. I'm told he's unable to post on here."

Wonko is in?? Did I read that right, he is in???

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By (user no longer on site)ย OPย ย ย 
6 weeks ago


"News just in..

Wonko is in and looking for matches.. I'm told he's unable to post on here.

Wonko is in?? Did I read that right, he is in???"

Yes, he's in..

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By *otguy555Man
6 weeks ago

Bristol

I'm in

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By *aveyougotmymarblesMan
6 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun


"News just in..

Wonko is in and looking for matches.. I'm told he's unable to post on here.

Wonko is in?? Did I read that right, he is in???

Yes, he's in.."

Is he feeling alright?

Do we need to call a vet?

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By *edSirenWoman
6 weeks ago

magic mountain


"News just in..

Wonko is in and looking for matches.. I'm told he's unable to post on here.

Wonko is in?? Did I read that right, he is in???

Yes, he's in..

Is he feeling alright?

Do we need to call a vet?"

Heโ€™s THAT hung? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"News just in..

Wonko is in and looking for matches.. I'm told he's unable to post on here.

Wonko is in?? Did I read that right, he is in???

Yes, he's in..

Is he feeling alright?

Do we need to call a vet?

Heโ€™s THAT hung? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ"

Positively elephantine ๐Ÿ˜

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By *aveyougotmymarblesMan
6 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun


"News just in..

Wonko is in and looking for matches.. I'm told he's unable to post on here.

Wonko is in?? Did I read that right, he is in???

Yes, he's in..

Is he feeling alright?

Do we need to call a vet?

Heโ€™s THAT hung? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ"

If your thinking gnat then yes

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By *edSirenWoman
6 weeks ago

magic mountain


"News just in..

Wonko is in and looking for matches.. I'm told he's unable to post on here.

Wonko is in?? Did I read that right, he is in???

Yes, he's in..

Is he feeling alright?

Do we need to call a vet?

Heโ€™s THAT hung? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Positively elephantine ๐Ÿ˜ "

Reallyyyyyโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"News just in..

Wonko is in and looking for matches.. I'm told he's unable to post on here.

Wonko is in?? Did I read that right, he is in???

Yes, he's in..

Is he feeling alright?

Do we need to call a vet?

Heโ€™s THAT hung? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Positively elephantine ๐Ÿ˜

Reallyyyyyโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜"

Quick, edit your forum match list ๐Ÿคฃ

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By *edSirenWoman
6 weeks ago

magic mountain


"News just in..

Wonko is in and looking for matches.. I'm told he's unable to post on here.

Wonko is in?? Did I read that right, he is in???

Yes, he's in..

Is he feeling alright?

Do we need to call a vet?

Heโ€™s THAT hung? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

If your thinking gnat then yes"

Damn. Bit of a swing there from dissolvedโ€™s reviewโ€ฆ are we sure itโ€™s not user error? Size is in the eye of the beholder n allโ€ฆ

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By *edSirenWoman
6 weeks ago

magic mountain


"News just in..

Wonko is in and looking for matches.. I'm told he's unable to post on here.

Wonko is in?? Did I read that right, he is in???

Yes, he's in..

Is he feeling alright?

Do we need to call a vet?

Heโ€™s THAT hung? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Positively elephantine ๐Ÿ˜

Reallyyyyyโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜

Quick, edit your forum match list ๐Ÿคฃ"

๐Ÿ˜ I donโ€™t need to ๐Ÿ˜œ

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"News just in..

Wonko is in and looking for matches.. I'm told he's unable to post on here.

Wonko is in?? Did I read that right, he is in???

Yes, he's in..

Is he feeling alright?

Do we need to call a vet?

Heโ€™s THAT hung? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

If your thinking gnat then yes

Damn. Bit of a swing there from dissolvedโ€™s reviewโ€ฆ are we sure itโ€™s not user error? Size is in the eye of the beholder n allโ€ฆ"

Never said it wasnโ€™t a very very young elephant ๐Ÿคฃ

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By *2thomMan
6 weeks ago

Norwich

Iโ€™m in and on the search, especially for the actives tonight

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby


"News just in..

Wonko is in and looking for matches.. I'm told he's unable to post on here.

Wonko is in?? Did I read that right, he is in???

Yes, he's in..

Is he feeling alright?

Do we need to call a vet?

Heโ€™s THAT hung? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

If your thinking gnat then yes

Damn. Bit of a swing there from dissolvedโ€™s reviewโ€ฆ are we sure itโ€™s not user error? Size is in the eye of the beholder n allโ€ฆ"

Probably a small/far away type deal like in Father Ted

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By *r Bond.Man
6 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands

List sent

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By *edSirenWoman
6 weeks ago

magic mountain


"News just in..

Wonko is in and looking for matches.. I'm told he's unable to post on here.

Wonko is in?? Did I read that right, he is in???

Yes, he's in..

Is he feeling alright?

Do we need to call a vet?

Heโ€™s THAT hung? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

If your thinking gnat then yes

Damn. Bit of a swing there from dissolvedโ€™s reviewโ€ฆ are we sure itโ€™s not user error? Size is in the eye of the beholder n allโ€ฆ

Never said it wasnโ€™t a very very young elephant ๐Ÿคฃ"

You just had me googling the size of a baby elephantโ€™s penisโ€ฆ I will never get those few seconds of my life back ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester

Thread 3? How is anyone supposed to decide?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"News just in..

Wonko is in and looking for matches.. I'm told he's unable to post on here.

Wonko is in?? Did I read that right, he is in???

Yes, he's in..

Is he feeling alright?

Do we need to call a vet?

Heโ€™s THAT hung? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

If your thinking gnat then yes

Damn. Bit of a swing there from dissolvedโ€™s reviewโ€ฆ are we sure itโ€™s not user error? Size is in the eye of the beholder n allโ€ฆ

Never said it wasnโ€™t a very very young elephant ๐Ÿคฃ

You just had me googling the size of a baby elephantโ€™s penisโ€ฆ I will never get those few seconds of my life back ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚"

But you had to check, just to make sure, right? Haha ๐Ÿ˜

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By *aveyougotmymarblesMan
6 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun


"Thread 3? How is anyone supposed to decide? "

With great difficulty

It's Bella's way of finding out all out crushes. She's a nose one that one

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester


"Thread 3? How is anyone supposed to decide?

With great difficulty

It's Bella's way of finding out all out crushes. She's a nose one that one "

I mean, it's an excellent plan

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By *oeBeansMan
5 weeks ago

Derby


"News just in..

Wonko is in and looking for matches.. I'm told he's unable to post on here.

Wonko is in?? Did I read that right, he is in???

Yes, he's in..

Is he feeling alright?

Do we need to call a vet?

Heโ€™s THAT hung? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

If your thinking gnat then yes

Damn. Bit of a swing there from dissolvedโ€™s reviewโ€ฆ are we sure itโ€™s not user error? Size is in the eye of the beholder n allโ€ฆ

Never said it wasnโ€™t a very very young elephant ๐Ÿคฃ

You just had me googling the size of a baby elephantโ€™s penisโ€ฆ I will never get those few seconds of my life back ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

But you had to check, just to make sure, right? Haha ๐Ÿ˜ "

So do we know how long it is or are we going to be left... *Ahem* hanging ๐Ÿ˜…

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By *2thomMan
5 weeks ago

Norwich

Surely there has to be recency bias with the group in thread 3 haha

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol


"News just in..

Wonko is in and looking for matches.. I'm told he's unable to post on here.

Wonko is in?? Did I read that right, he is in???

Yes, he's in..

Is he feeling alright?

Do we need to call a vet?

Heโ€™s THAT hung? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

If your thinking gnat then yes

Damn. Bit of a swing there from dissolvedโ€™s reviewโ€ฆ are we sure itโ€™s not user error? Size is in the eye of the beholder n allโ€ฆ

Never said it wasnโ€™t a very very young elephant ๐Ÿคฃ

You just had me googling the size of a baby elephantโ€™s penisโ€ฆ I will never get those few seconds of my life back ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

But you had to check, just to make sure, right? Haha ๐Ÿ˜

So do we know how long it is or are we going to be left... *Ahem* hanging ๐Ÿ˜…"

Haha touchรฉ ๐Ÿ‘

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By *edSirenWoman
5 weeks ago

magic mountain


"

Probably a small/far away type deal like in Father Ted "

All menโ€™s penises are like that though arenโ€™t they?

The distance thing that is, not like Father Tedโ€™s dick ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol


"

Probably a small/far away type deal like in Father Ted

All menโ€™s penises are like that though arenโ€™t they?

The distance thing that is, not like Father Tedโ€™s dick ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚"

Bet Father Jack was absolutely packing though ๐Ÿ†

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By *edSirenWoman
5 weeks ago

magic mountain


"

So do we know how long it is or are we going to be left... *Ahem* hanging ๐Ÿ˜…

Haha touchรฉ ๐Ÿ‘ "

Who? The baby elephant or Wonkoโ€™s? ๐Ÿ˜

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By *oeBeansMan
5 weeks ago

Derby


"

Probably a small/far away type deal like in Father Ted

All menโ€™s penises are like that though arenโ€™t they?

The distance thing that is, not like Father Tedโ€™s dick ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

Bet Father Jack was absolutely packing though ๐Ÿ† "

I hear they call you tripod now Father

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By *oeBeansMan
5 weeks ago

Derby


"

So do we know how long it is or are we going to be left... *Ahem* hanging ๐Ÿ˜…

Haha touchรฉ ๐Ÿ‘

Who? The baby elephant or Wonkoโ€™s? ๐Ÿ˜"

Yes ๐Ÿ˜†

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By *edSirenWoman
5 weeks ago

magic mountain


"

Probably a small/far away type deal like in Father Ted

All menโ€™s penises are like that though arenโ€™t they?

The distance thing that is, not like Father Tedโ€™s dick ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

Bet Father Jack was absolutely packing though ๐Ÿ†

I hear they call you tripod now Father"

Iโ€™m so glad that father has a capital F on it otherwise you just took this down a really deep dark path ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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By *edSirenWoman
5 weeks ago

magic mountain


"

So do we know how long it is or are we going to be left... *Ahem* hanging ๐Ÿ˜…

Haha touchรฉ ๐Ÿ‘

Who? The baby elephant or Wonkoโ€™s? ๐Ÿ˜

Yes ๐Ÿ˜†"

A baby elephantโ€™s when erect ( shocked me the most!) can be a few inches. Just need Wonko to crack out a measuring tape nowโ€ฆ

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By *oeBeansMan
5 weeks ago

Derby


"

Probably a small/far away type deal like in Father Ted

All menโ€™s penises are like that though arenโ€™t they?

The distance thing that is, not like Father Tedโ€™s dick ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

Bet Father Jack was absolutely packing though ๐Ÿ†

I hear they call you tripod now Father

Iโ€™m so glad that father has a capital F on it otherwise you just took this down a really deep dark path ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"

Capital letters. The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle... ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚

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By *oeBeansMan
5 weeks ago

Derby


"

So do we know how long it is or are we going to be left... *Ahem* hanging ๐Ÿ˜…

Haha touchรฉ ๐Ÿ‘

Who? The baby elephant or Wonkoโ€™s? ๐Ÿ˜

Yes ๐Ÿ˜†

A baby elephantโ€™s when erect ( shocked me the most!) can be a few inches. Just need Wonko to crack out a measuring tape nowโ€ฆ"

You know, I kinda miss my life before I read this post... ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol


"

Probably a small/far away type deal like in Father Ted

All menโ€™s penises are like that though arenโ€™t they?

The distance thing that is, not like Father Tedโ€™s dick ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

Bet Father Jack was absolutely packing though ๐Ÿ†

I hear they call you tripod now Father

Iโ€™m so glad that father has a capital F on it otherwise you just took this down a really deep dark path ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"

Does my reputation proceed me? Haha

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By *edSirenWoman
5 weeks ago

magic mountain


"

Probably a small/far away type deal like in Father Ted

All menโ€™s penises are like that though arenโ€™t they?

The distance thing that is, not like Father Tedโ€™s dick ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

Bet Father Jack was absolutely packing though ๐Ÿ†

I hear they call you tripod now Father

Iโ€™m so glad that father has a capital F on it otherwise you just took this down a really deep dark path ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Capital letters. The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle... ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚"

Never has the importance of grammer been so eloquently expressed ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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By *edSirenWoman
5 weeks ago

magic mountain


"

So do we know how long it is or are we going to be left... *Ahem* hanging ๐Ÿ˜…

Haha touchรฉ ๐Ÿ‘

Who? The baby elephant or Wonkoโ€™s? ๐Ÿ˜

Yes ๐Ÿ˜†

A baby elephantโ€™s when erect ( shocked me the most!) can be a few inches. Just need Wonko to crack out a measuring tape nowโ€ฆ

You know, I kinda miss my life before I read this post... ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚"

๐Ÿ˜ you asked! For both I believeโ€ฆ wonkos answer when asked: 3 score and 10 in centimetres divided by the amount of times I have loved and lost.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol


"

So do we know how long it is or are we going to be left... *Ahem* hanging ๐Ÿ˜…

Haha touchรฉ ๐Ÿ‘

Who? The baby elephant or Wonkoโ€™s? ๐Ÿ˜

Yes ๐Ÿ˜†

A baby elephantโ€™s when erect ( shocked me the most!) can be a few inches. Just need Wonko to crack out a measuring tape nowโ€ฆ

You know, I kinda miss my life before I read this post... ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜ you asked! For both I believeโ€ฆ wonkos answer when asked: 3 score and 10 in centimetres divided by the amount of times I have loved and lost."

Isnโ€™t anything by zero, zero? ๐Ÿค”

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By *oeBeansMan
5 weeks ago

Derby


"

So do we know how long it is or are we going to be left... *Ahem* hanging ๐Ÿ˜…

Haha touchรฉ ๐Ÿ‘

Who? The baby elephant or Wonkoโ€™s? ๐Ÿ˜

Yes ๐Ÿ˜†

A baby elephantโ€™s when erect ( shocked me the most!) can be a few inches. Just need Wonko to crack out a measuring tape nowโ€ฆ

You know, I kinda miss my life before I read this post... ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜ you asked! For both I believeโ€ฆ wonkos answer when asked: 3 score and 10 in centimetres divided by the amount of times I have loved and lost."

What a poet! That's actually pretty beautiful ๐Ÿฅบ

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 weeks ago

North West


"

So do we know how long it is or are we going to be left... *Ahem* hanging ๐Ÿ˜…

Haha touchรฉ ๐Ÿ‘

Who? The baby elephant or Wonkoโ€™s? ๐Ÿ˜

Yes ๐Ÿ˜†

A baby elephantโ€™s when erect ( shocked me the most!) can be a few inches. Just need Wonko to crack out a measuring tape nowโ€ฆ

You know, I kinda miss my life before I read this post... ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜ you asked! For both I believeโ€ฆ wonkos answer when asked: 3 score and 10 in centimetres divided by the amount of times I have loved and lost.

Isnโ€™t anything by zero, zero? ๐Ÿค”"

Divided by zero? Infinity.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol


"

So do we know how long it is or are we going to be left... *Ahem* hanging ๐Ÿ˜…

Haha touchรฉ ๐Ÿ‘

Who? The baby elephant or Wonkoโ€™s? ๐Ÿ˜

Yes ๐Ÿ˜†

A baby elephantโ€™s when erect ( shocked me the most!) can be a few inches. Just need Wonko to crack out a measuring tape nowโ€ฆ

You know, I kinda miss my life before I read this post... ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜ you asked! For both I believeโ€ฆ wonkos answer when asked: 3 score and 10 in centimetres divided by the amount of times I have loved and lost.

Isnโ€™t anything by zero, zero? ๐Ÿค”

Divided by zero? Infinity. "

Totally misread that

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By *edSirenWoman
5 weeks ago

magic mountain


"

So do we know how long it is or are we going to be left... *Ahem* hanging ๐Ÿ˜…

Haha touchรฉ ๐Ÿ‘

Who? The baby elephant or Wonkoโ€™s? ๐Ÿ˜

Yes ๐Ÿ˜†

A baby elephantโ€™s when erect ( shocked me the most!) can be a few inches. Just need Wonko to crack out a measuring tape nowโ€ฆ

You know, I kinda miss my life before I read this post... ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜ you asked! For both I believeโ€ฆ wonkos answer when asked: 3 score and 10 in centimetres divided by the amount of times I have loved and lost.

Isnโ€™t anything by zero, zero? ๐Ÿค”

Divided by zero? Infinity. "

Iโ€™ve now got images of a cock thatโ€™s so long balloon animals can be shaped.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 weeks ago

North West


"Isnโ€™t anything by zero, zero? ๐Ÿค”

Divided by zero? Infinity.

Totally misread that "

I mean I could be flirting in the thread. But no, being mathematically accurate is on brand for me. ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿคฃ

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 weeks ago

North West


"

So do we know how long it is or are we going to be left... *Ahem* hanging ๐Ÿ˜…

Haha touchรฉ ๐Ÿ‘

Who? The baby elephant or Wonkoโ€™s? ๐Ÿ˜

Yes ๐Ÿ˜†

A baby elephantโ€™s when erect ( shocked me the most!) can be a few inches. Just need Wonko to crack out a measuring tape nowโ€ฆ

You know, I kinda miss my life before I read this post... ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜ you asked! For both I believeโ€ฆ wonkos answer when asked: 3 score and 10 in centimetres divided by the amount of times I have loved and lost.

Isnโ€™t anything by zero, zero? ๐Ÿค”

Divided by zero? Infinity.

Iโ€™ve now got images of a cock thatโ€™s so long balloon animals can be shaped. "

Or made into a celtic knot. ๐Ÿชข

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol


"Isnโ€™t anything by zero, zero? ๐Ÿค”

Divided by zero? Infinity.

Totally misread that

I mean I could be flirting in the thread. But no, being mathematically accurate is on brand for me. ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿคฃ"

I repeat, totally misread that ๐Ÿคฃ

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By *edSirenWoman
5 weeks ago

magic mountain


"

So do we know how long it is or are we going to be left... *Ahem* hanging ๐Ÿ˜…

Haha touchรฉ ๐Ÿ‘

Who? The baby elephant or Wonkoโ€™s? ๐Ÿ˜

Yes ๐Ÿ˜†

A baby elephantโ€™s when erect ( shocked me the most!) can be a few inches. Just need Wonko to crack out a measuring tape nowโ€ฆ

You know, I kinda miss my life before I read this post... ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜ you asked! For both I believeโ€ฆ wonkos answer when asked: 3 score and 10 in centimetres divided by the amount of times I have loved and lost.

Isnโ€™t anything by zero, zero? ๐Ÿค”"

Wonko wanted to say:

Because there's no valid number that can represent the result of dividing by zero, the operation is considered undefined.

I don't know what that means. I googled it. But any more insubordination from him will result in me aiming for his "zero" with my big 1 and making him bleed 2s

โ€ฆ you know Dissolvedโ€ฆ I think he likes you. Sounded like an invitation to meโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜

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By *.B.D.DMan
5 weeks ago

Northants

I'm in

If it's not too late to join the fun

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By *edSirenWoman
5 weeks ago

magic mountain


"

So do we know how long it is or are we going to be left... *Ahem* hanging ๐Ÿ˜…

Haha touchรฉ ๐Ÿ‘

Who? The baby elephant or Wonkoโ€™s? ๐Ÿ˜

Yes ๐Ÿ˜†

A baby elephantโ€™s when erect ( shocked me the most!) can be a few inches. Just need Wonko to crack out a measuring tape nowโ€ฆ

You know, I kinda miss my life before I read this post... ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜ you asked! For both I believeโ€ฆ wonkos answer when asked: 3 score and 10 in centimetres divided by the amount of times I have loved and lost.

Isnโ€™t anything by zero, zero? ๐Ÿค”

Divided by zero? Infinity.

Iโ€™ve now got images of a cock thatโ€™s so long balloon animals can be shaped.

Or made into a celtic knot. ๐Ÿชข"

Infinity loop?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol


"

So do we know how long it is or are we going to be left... *Ahem* hanging ๐Ÿ˜…

Haha touchรฉ ๐Ÿ‘

Who? The baby elephant or Wonkoโ€™s? ๐Ÿ˜

Yes ๐Ÿ˜†

A baby elephantโ€™s when erect ( shocked me the most!) can be a few inches. Just need Wonko to crack out a measuring tape nowโ€ฆ

You know, I kinda miss my life before I read this post... ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜ you asked! For both I believeโ€ฆ wonkos answer when asked: 3 score and 10 in centimetres divided by the amount of times I have loved and lost.

Isnโ€™t anything by zero, zero? ๐Ÿค”

Wonko wanted to say:

Because there's no valid number that can represent the result of dividing by zero, the operation is considered undefined.

I don't know what that means. I googled it. But any more insubordination from him will result in me aiming for his "zero" with my big 1 and making him bleed 2s

โ€ฆ you know Dissolvedโ€ฆ I think he likes you. Sounded like an invitation to meโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜"

Think I might need some assistance to โ€˜ahemโ€™ tackle.. that offer

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By *edSirenWoman
5 weeks ago

magic mountain


"Wonko wanted to say:

Because there's no valid number that can represent the result of dividing by zero, the operation is considered undefined.

I don't know what that means. I googled it. But any more insubordination from him will result in me aiming for his "zero" with my big 1 and making him bleed 2s

โ€ฆ you know Dissolvedโ€ฆ I think he likes you. Sounded like an invitation to meโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜

Think I might need some assistance to โ€˜ahemโ€™ tackle.. that offer "

Now nowโ€ฆ it is certainly not the time to clench those cheeks ๐Ÿ˜

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol


"Wonko wanted to say:

Because there's no valid number that can represent the result of dividing by zero, the operation is considered undefined.

I don't know what that means. I googled it. But any more insubordination from him will result in me aiming for his "zero" with my big 1 and making him bleed 2s

โ€ฆ you know Dissolvedโ€ฆ I think he likes you. Sounded like an invitation to meโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜

Think I might need some assistance to โ€˜ahemโ€™ tackle.. that offer

Now nowโ€ฆ it is certainly not the time to clench those cheeks ๐Ÿ˜"

I love the fact you think I have the choice ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†

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By *oublethefun123Couple
5 weeks ago

Glossop

Ok sure. Weโ€™re in. Will have to go back through a lot of posts to look through everyone thatโ€™s posted so far!!

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By *antassack889Man
5 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

Back in

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By *hisCharmingMan
5 weeks ago

South Manchester

Still here

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
5 weeks ago

La La Land

Names submitted

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By *elfbiMan
5 weeks ago

belfast/Down, but can travel.

I'm in.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
5 weeks ago

Brum


"I was going to do a list of everyone that has said they're in.. but honestly I can't be arsed

I was just thinking how handy that would be! "

It really would

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By *llGoodFun76Couple
5 weeks ago

Angus

We are in xx

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By *antassack889Man
5 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"I was going to do a list of everyone that has said they're in.. but honestly I can't be arsed

I was just thinking how handy that would be!

It really would "

Definitely ๐Ÿ˜‚

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
5 weeks ago

Brum

While youโ€™re compiling the list of participants OP could you also list the ones that have already submitted their entries.

Many thanks

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By *Silver-Man
5 weeks ago

North Wales

Still deciding, only 5 is tough with so many gorgeouse people on here

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By *verage_hotMan
5 weeks ago

Chester

Is it to late to join if not count me in

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By *afkaMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

At first I thought it might be a struggle to come up with five matches- but now there's a whole bunch of people joined in that I'd love to meet.

๐ŸคžFingers crossed that Bellas spreadsheet works it's magic...

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By *ixiekissesWoman
5 weeks ago

Happy place

Yep I am in

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By *ralExpert79Man
5 weeks ago

Leicester

I'm in

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By *rincipessaWoman
5 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

Oh Bella this is not fair. Thereโ€™s more joining and I want to add extras

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 weeks ago

Springfield


"I was going to do a list of everyone that has said they're in.. but honestly I can't be arsed "

Oh god don't do that ! Let the lazy sods look at the other threads ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
5 weeks ago

A Dirty Hole


"I was going to do a list of everyone that has said they're in.. but honestly I can't be arsed

Oh god don't do that ! Let the lazy sods look at the other threads ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"

This list is litteraly in the threads with those saying they are in.

But people will just put the names of their friends anyway, so that makes it easier.

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By *tubbsy85Woman
5 weeks ago

Ipswich

I have a list ๐Ÿคฃ I just wrote it as people joined and then put icons next to those, who I thought will get matches and those, who I think will be easter matched. I also don't have a life

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By *aked Ch3fMan
5 weeks ago

brighton

Iโ€™m in

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By *asty tatsyMan
5 weeks ago

london

My list is done Iโ€™m happy with it and thanks Bella for allowing me to add those extra numbers ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘€

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By *oeBeansMan
5 weeks ago

Derby

Looked through the previous threads... This may be tougher than I thought ๐Ÿ˜…

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By *s_macWoman
5 weeks ago

Traffic land

Iโ€™m in, off to check the previous threads

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By *aveyougotmymarblesMan
5 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun


"Oh Bella this is not fair. Thereโ€™s more joining and I want to add extras "

I have 4 extra picks I'm not using of you want those

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5 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)ย OPย ย ย 
5 weeks ago


"Oh Bella this is not fair. Thereโ€™s more joining and I want to add extras "

You can choose up to 7

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
5 weeks ago

A Dirty Hole


"Oh Bella this is not fair. Thereโ€™s more joining and I want to add extras

You can choose up to 7 "

Can we have 1 for every thread thread you add.

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By (user no longer on site)ย OPย ย ย 
5 weeks ago


"Oh Bella this is not fair. Thereโ€™s more joining and I want to add extras

You can choose up to 7

Can we have 1 for every thread thread you add. "

Sure why not ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

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By (user no longer on site)ย OPย ย ย 
5 weeks ago

I should've stuck with my original easter thread idea

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By *LiamMan
5 weeks ago

Midlands

It's getting tricky

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
5 weeks ago

A Dirty Hole


"Oh Bella this is not fair. Thereโ€™s more joining and I want to add extras

You can choose up to 7

Can we have 1 for every thread thread you add.

Sure why not ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚"

Your easy to manipulate.

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By (user no longer on site)ย OPย ย ย 
5 weeks ago


"Oh Bella this is not fair. Thereโ€™s more joining and I want to add extras

You can choose up to 7

Can we have 1 for every thread thread you add.

Sure why not ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Your easy to manipulate. "

I'll be drinking gin I won't care come Wednesday night

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By *ondon-guy68Man
5 weeks ago

London

I need to get looking!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
5 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

We are in stillโ€ฆwill submit our entries closer to the date, so we catch everyone and also probably forget who weโ€™ve chosen and have to go through all the threads

Lancashireredhead would have been a pick but we are out of age range ๐Ÿ‘€ not using this at all to CALL that oUt, we reSpect age filters.

๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ“žโ˜Ž๏ธ

K

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By *uff_Butler85Man
5 weeks ago

South East

I'm in... I'll start going through the beautiful people here

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
5 weeks ago

Brum


"

Lancashireredhead would have been a pick but we are out of age range ๐Ÿ‘€ not using this at all to CALL that oUt, we reSpect age filters.

๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ“žโ˜Ž๏ธ

K

I see what you did there ๐Ÿ˜‰

"

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
5 weeks ago

Brum

*runs to check out profile and age filter *

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By *eyond PurityCouple
5 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"*runs to check out profile and age filter *"

Jeezโ€ฆfind your own hot single women ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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By *ansexualPandaMan
5 weeks ago

Might Be Close

Lots to look at but hello, I'm in!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
5 weeks ago

Brum


"*runs to check out profile and age filter *

Jeezโ€ฆfind your own hot single women ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

"

Hey presto!!!

We fit into the filters ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ’ฆ

Nowโ€ฆ if you could just point out a hot single guy or two? Preference for tall, strong and full head of hair. Many thanks โค๏ธ

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By *B..Woman
5 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Submitted a few just incase I forget before the deadline

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By *ea monkeyMan
5 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Obligatory statement of still being in

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By (user no longer on site)ย OPย ย ย 
5 weeks ago


"Oh Bella this is not fair. Thereโ€™s more joining and I want to add extras

You can choose up to 7

Can we have 1 for every thread thread you add.

Sure why not ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Your easy to manipulate.

I'll be drinking gin I won't care come Wednesday night "

Just to clarify this was a joke between myself and Baron

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By *edSirenWoman
5 weeks ago

magic mountain


"Oh Bella this is not fair. Thereโ€™s more joining and I want to add extras

You can choose up to 7

Can we have 1 for every thread thread you add.

Sure why not ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Your easy to manipulate.

I'll be drinking gin I won't care come Wednesday night

Just to clarify this was a joke between myself and Baron "

๐Ÿ˜ฑ you donโ€™t drink gin?? ๐Ÿ˜‰

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By (user no longer on site)ย OPย ย ย 
5 weeks ago


"Oh Bella this is not fair. Thereโ€™s more joining and I want to add extras

You can choose up to 7

Can we have 1 for every thread thread you add.

Sure why not ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Your easy to manipulate.

I'll be drinking gin I won't care come Wednesday night

Just to clarify this was a joke between myself and Baron

๐Ÿ˜ฑ you donโ€™t drink gin?? ๐Ÿ˜‰"

shocking isn't it!

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By (user no longer on site)ย OPย ย ย 
5 weeks ago

Just as an FYI I'm saving the lists being sent but leaving them unread until I can add them to my list.

If this thread fills I'll do a list of the people that are in for part 4

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands

I have two picks left, trying to wait!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
5 weeks ago

Brum


"I have two picks left, trying to wait!"

Your wait is over

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 weeks ago

Up North


"We are in stillโ€ฆwill submit our entries closer to the date, so we catch everyone and also probably forget who weโ€™ve chosen and have to go through all the threads

Lancashireredhead would have been a pick but we are out of age range ๐Ÿ‘€ not using this at all to CALL that oUt, we reSpect age filters.

๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ“žโ˜Ž๏ธ

K

Haha, these filters have come back to bite me on more than one occasionโ€ฆincluding this one.

"

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands


"I have two picks left, trying to wait!

Your wait is over "

Oh hello

I have one pick left!

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By *oughmanMan
5 weeks ago

Sunderland

I'm still in.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
5 weeks ago

Doncaster

I've got my lust list ready to send, it's pretty bloody hot,๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Can't wait for Thursday's reveal,๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒˆ

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
5 weeks ago

Brum


"I have two picks left, trying to wait!

Your wait is over

Oh hello

I have one pick left!"

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By *ea monkeyMan
5 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I have two picks left, trying to wait!

Your wait is over

Oh hello

I have one pick left!"

Iโ€™m hoping that Iโ€™m on that list!

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By *uff_Butler85Man
5 weeks ago

South East

My list has caught on fire and some people posting very recently our on it

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By *LiamMan
5 weeks ago

Midlands

I have 10 ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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By *afkaMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)


"

Oh hello

I have one pick left!"

๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Pick me, pick me

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 weeks ago

North West

I have picked three profiles so far. The final two are proving harder to whittle down. ๐Ÿค” I'll hang on until Wednesday I think ๐Ÿ˜‚

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By *reative-mindMan
5 weeks ago

exeter

I'm in if this is still open to taking part.

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By *ansexualPandaMan
5 weeks ago

Might Be Close

I'm up to six and trying to narrow down no. 7. Where's all the bi-guys and couples?

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By *rincipessaWoman
5 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

Iโ€™m saving my extras till the last minute. Didnโ€™t realise there were quite so many hotAF forumites

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By *nnCeeWoman
5 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

The list is growing... just have to remember to submit the darned thing!!

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
5 weeks ago

A Dirty Hole


"Oh Bella this is not fair. Thereโ€™s more joining and I want to add extras

You can choose up to 7

Can we have 1 for every thread thread you add.

Sure why not ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Your easy to manipulate.

I'll be drinking gin I won't care come Wednesday night

Just to clarify this was a joke between myself and Baron

๐Ÿ˜ฑ you donโ€™t drink gin?? ๐Ÿ˜‰

shocking isn't it! "

Iโ€™m drinking even if you are not. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands


"I have picked three profiles so far. The final two are proving harder to whittle down. ๐Ÿค” I'll hang on until Wednesday I think ๐Ÿ˜‚"

We can pick 7 now, Julie, good luck

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol


"I have picked three profiles so far. The final two are proving harder to whittle down. ๐Ÿค” I'll hang on until Wednesday I think ๐Ÿ˜‚

We can pick 7 now, Julie, good luck "

I have to choose another two? This is proving difficult ๐Ÿค”

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
5 weeks ago

Somewhere in Neverland

There was me thinking 5 would be difficult. I'm here, struggling to narrow it to 7! I was cocksure I wouldn't need 5... ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฃ

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands


"I have picked three profiles so far. The final two are proving harder to whittle down. ๐Ÿค” I'll hang on until Wednesday I think ๐Ÿ˜‚

We can pick 7 now, Julie, good luck

I have to choose another two? This is proving difficult ๐Ÿค”"

No I think you can pick up to 7 don't think you have to pick 7.

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By *V2002Man
5 weeks ago

Watford

Ooo this is interesting, Iโ€™m in!

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By *aveyougotmymarblesMan
5 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Who am I kidding there never going to pick me back

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By *edSirenWoman
5 weeks ago

magic mountain


"Who am I kidding there never going to pick me back "

Ahem. Wonko has messaged me to ask if I could kindly tell you heโ€™s picked you ๐Ÿ˜˜

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 weeks ago

Springfield


"Who am I kidding there never going to pick me back

Ahem. Wonko has messaged me to ask if I could kindly tell you heโ€™s picked you ๐Ÿ˜˜"

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 weeks ago

Up North


"There was me thinking 5 would be difficult. I'm here, struggling to narrow it to 7! I was cocksure I wouldn't need 5... ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฃ"

I was the exact same ๐Ÿคฃ

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
5 weeks ago

Manchester

It's gonna take me hours just to go through the threads and keep track of who is in before I even wrote a list

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
5 weeks ago

Manchester

*write

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By *ohnny-cakesMan
5 weeks ago

MANCHESTER

I'm in

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By *aveyougotmymarblesMan
5 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun


"Who am I kidding there never going to pick me back

Ahem. Wonko has messaged me to ask if I could kindly tell you heโ€™s picked you ๐Ÿ˜˜"

He can go to he...

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By *iscotti32Woman
5 weeks ago

gateshead

Iโ€™m in ๐Ÿ˜

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Right Bella, me old fruit. As a Platinum Member could I ask kindly that you list all those that have entered please. Then next to anyone who has red/ginger/auburn/autumn fury coloured hair put an asterisk * please. If anyone has a really good, but perhaps immature/warped sense of humour then mark their name in italics please. That would help me choose 5-7 lovely ladies.

I will leave a space or 2 for non gingers. The overpowering smell of piss and twiglets would be almost unbearable, especially when combined with my mothball and crushed digestives biscuits smell.

Thanks in advance.

Foxy- Platinum Member #256

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By *edSirenWoman
5 weeks ago

magic mountain


"Who am I kidding there never going to pick me back

Ahem. Wonko has messaged me to ask if I could kindly tell you heโ€™s picked you ๐Ÿ˜˜

He can go to he..."

Heaven?

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
5 weeks ago

the moon

๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ฃ .. count me in

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
5 weeks ago

Hull

Iโ€™m still in, but itโ€™s really hard to choose x

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
5 weeks ago

South Wales

Weโ€™re still inโ€ฆ..started making a list xx ๐Ÿ˜˜

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Iโ€™m still in, but itโ€™s really hard to choose x"

Keep your eyes peeled for Happy, Doc, Bashful but leave behind Grumpy, Dopey, Dasher, Prancer etc etc

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
5 weeks ago

Hull


"Iโ€™m still in, but itโ€™s really hard to choose x

Keep your eyes peeled for Happy, Doc, Bashful but leave behind Grumpy, Dopey, Dasher, Prancer etc etc"

I know theyโ€™ve been missing for weeks

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By (user no longer on site)ย OPย ย ย 
5 weeks ago


"Right Bella, me old fruit. As a Platinum Member could I ask kindly that you list all those that have entered please. Then next to anyone who has red/ginger/auburn/autumn fury coloured hair put an asterisk * please. If anyone has a really good, but perhaps immature/warped sense of humour then mark their name in italics please. That would help me choose 5-7 lovely ladies.

I will leave a space or 2 for non gingers. The overpowering smell of piss and twiglets would be almost unbearable, especially when combined with my mothball and crushed digestives biscuits smell.

Thanks in advance.

Foxy- Platinum Member #256"

Give me half an hour

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Right Bella, me old fruit. As a Platinum Member could I ask kindly that you list all those that have entered please. Then next to anyone who has red/ginger/auburn/autumn fury coloured hair put an asterisk * please. If anyone has a really good, but perhaps immature/warped sense of humour then mark their name in italics please. That would help me choose 5-7 lovely ladies.

I will leave a space or 2 for non gingers. The overpowering smell of piss and twiglets would be almost unbearable, especially when combined with my mothball and crushed digestives biscuits smell.

Thanks in advance.

Foxy- Platinum Member #256

Give me half an hour "

You have 25 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)ย OPย ย ย 
5 weeks ago


"Right Bella, me old fruit. As a Platinum Member could I ask kindly that you list all those that have entered please. Then next to anyone who has red/ginger/auburn/autumn fury coloured hair put an asterisk * please. If anyone has a really good, but perhaps immature/warped sense of humour then mark their name in italics please. That would help me choose 5-7 lovely ladies.

I will leave a space or 2 for non gingers. The overpowering smell of piss and twiglets would be almost unbearable, especially when combined with my mothball and crushed digestives biscuits smell.

Thanks in advance.

Foxy- Platinum Member #256

Give me half an hour

You have 25 minutes. "

You're going the right way for a sharp knee in the bollocks

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

If I keep spouting shite on here, we will hit 175, then perhaps open up Part IV (that's 4 to you Bella) with the list which would help everyone pick.

You're welcome ๐Ÿ˜‚

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 weeks ago

Springfield


"If I keep spouting shite on here, we will hit 175, then perhaps open up Part IV (that's 4 to you Bella) with the list which would help everyone pick.

You're welcome ๐Ÿ˜‚"

Unfortunately Mr F Platinum members can only choose other Platinum members, which so far is Me, Wonko, and BigJugsJane63. Fingers crossed a couple more join before Wednesday.๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"If I keep spouting shite on here, we will hit 175, then perhaps open up Part IV (that's 4 to you Bella) with the list which would help everyone pick.

You're welcome ๐Ÿ˜‚

Unfortunately Mr F Platinum members can only choose other Platinum members, which so far is Me, Wonko, and BigJugsJane63. Fingers crossed a couple more join before Wednesday.๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž"

Well there's at least 256 of us Bloomsey unless loads have died off. I'll get onto Bella see if she can underscore Plat members for us.

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 weeks ago

Springfield


"If I keep spouting shite on here, we will hit 175, then perhaps open up Part IV (that's 4 to you Bella) with the list which would help everyone pick.

You're welcome ๐Ÿ˜‚

Unfortunately Mr F Platinum members can only choose other Platinum members, which so far is Me, Wonko, and BigJugsJane63. Fingers crossed a couple more join before Wednesday.๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž

Well there's at least 256 of us Bloomsey unless loads have died off. I'll get onto Bella see if she can underscore Plat members for us."

You should have Platinum access to the Spreadsheet highlighting all the hotties, those with low morals, big jugs, etc. Its very detailed. ๐Ÿ˜‡

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"If I keep spouting shite on here, we will hit 175, then perhaps open up Part IV (that's 4 to you Bella) with the list which would help everyone pick.

You're welcome ๐Ÿ˜‚

Unfortunately Mr F Platinum members can only choose other Platinum members, which so far is Me, Wonko, and BigJugsJane63. Fingers crossed a couple more join before Wednesday.๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž

Well there's at least 256 of us Bloomsey unless loads have died off. I'll get onto Bella see if she can underscore Plat members for us.

You should have Platinum access to the Spreadsheet highlighting all the hotties, those with low morals, big jugs, etc. Its very detailed. ๐Ÿ˜‡"

I've recently upgraded to Platinum+ which actually blocks them from view. I'm not sure that's a good thing as I am a spit and sawdust, sticky mat type guy.

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By *MCMan
5 weeks ago

London/EA

Best get my submission inโ€ฆ

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By (user no longer on site)ย OPย ย ย 
5 weeks ago

And onto

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By (user no longer on site)ย OPย ย ย 
5 weeks ago

Part 4

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By (user no longer on site)ย OPย ย ย 
5 weeks ago

We go ๐Ÿฐ

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Best get my submission inโ€ฆ"

Hold!...hold!...hold! Be brave. Bella will do a list then the world is your oyster my eager friend ๐Ÿ˜‚

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