FabSwingers.com forum: There's no better feeling....

By *akeland-lad OP Man
6 weeks ago

South Lakes

Than sliding inside another woman, hearing her moan your name, pull you in for a kiss, giving her your cock - while her wedding ring glints in the sun, the husband is nowhere near and you know for sure he has no idea his wife is currently fully naked, eagerly welcoming another man's bare cock into her pussy.

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By *vaRoseWoman
6 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I can think of a few dozen better feelings

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
6 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I. pleased to here it op

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By *ora the explorerWoman
6 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Why? I don’t get this. I’ve never got it. Is it getting one up on another man? Like a macho thing?

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester

Nah, doesn't beat taking a tight bra off after a long day

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By *olden PoleMan
6 weeks ago

Bromley

"I can think of a few dozen better feelings "

Such as?

For me it’s cream tea.

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By *ucka39Man
6 weeks ago

Newcastle

Than winning the lottery 😂

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By *urry BlokeMan
6 weeks ago

Personally, I think it's vile behaviour

If it's part of a couples dynamic, fair enough

If it's out and out encouragement of infidelity, there is absolutely zero buzz in it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"Than sliding inside another woman, hearing her moan your name, pull you in for a kiss, giving her your cock - while her wedding ring glints in the sun, the husband is nowhere near and you know for sure he has no idea his wife is currently fully naked, eagerly welcoming another man's bare cock into her pussy."

Each to their own but surely fucking someone’s wife is more fun if he knows about it and better yet if he’s at the other end getting a blowjob then swapping places

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By *vaRoseWoman
6 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"I can think of a few dozen better feelings

Such as?

For me it’s cream tea."

Kinky named one of them, there are very few things as satisfying as taking your bra off when you get home

That first sip of freshly made coffee

Really amazing sex with someone you know well who you know is going to push all the right buttons

A leg, back and foot massage after a long hot bath

Being kissed with mutual passion and need

That first bite of a freshly baked homemade loaf

Eating gelato and sipping wine overlooking a vineyard in Florence

Scuba diving with dugongs

A full 8 hours uninterrupted unbroken sleep in fresh sheets

A cool shower after a day on the beach

When the eggs in the incubator hatch

A hot chocolate or mulled cider after a night at Christmas markets

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
6 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Don't think this thread went to plan

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By *olden PoleMan
6 weeks ago

Bromley

Ah yes, I’d gladly give up my cream tea to sit there and watch the eggs hatch in an incubator. Damn that takes me back. I’m pouring a glass of wine and reminiscing.

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By *r TriomanMan
6 weeks ago

Somewhere Southwest

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By *issmorganWoman
6 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I can think of lots of better things really.

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By *r TriomanMan
6 weeks ago

Somewhere Southwest

There's no better feeling... than dancing on the ceiling.

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By *parkle1974Woman
6 weeks ago

Leeds

Each to their own but I've never found cheating a turn on...

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By *ony MannMan
6 weeks ago

South Newton

I can think of much better and safer things.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
6 weeks ago

Ipswich

"Nah, doesn't beat taking a tight bra off after a long day "

Taking work shoes off after twelve hours

Feels free stinky but free

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
6 weeks ago

Somewhere in Neverland

"Nah, doesn't beat taking a tight bra off after a long day "

Not much will ever beat this! 🙌

Along with, getting into fresh bedding after a shower. 🫶

Sipping an Irish coffee on an Autumn evening, while chatting with my mates.

A mind-blowing kiss (or sex) with someone you love, or have liked a while.

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By *ysteryman6998Man
6 weeks ago

essex

Yeah but have you ever blown your nose and then breathed perfectly for the first time in weeks 😍

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By *ools and the brainCouple
6 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

A really good shit

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
6 weeks ago

Taking your eye makeup off it’s just 👌🏻

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
6 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Another till opening when you are right at the back of the queue in Aldi

now that feeling is unmatched

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By *ea monkeyMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

So…

You’re saying that feeling like you’re dicking down on someone when their partner doesn’t know, is the best feeling ever?

Who hurt you and why has it led to you hurting others?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/London

I don’t know a single person who would behave like this let alone brag about it.

That’s a much better feeling.

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By *anilla_SundaeCouple
6 weeks ago

Aberdeen

The feeling of satisfaction after hospitalising the arrogant prick you've just caught in your bed with the wife would probably top it, for sure.

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By *armite 500Man
6 weeks ago

Darlington

"The feeling of satisfaction after hospitalising the arrogant prick you've just caught in your bed with the wife would probably top it, for sure."

Ouch 🤣🤣🤣

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By *herrybakewellCouple
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Im sure there's ladies that would love this kind of thing, im not one of them.

It always feels like there's a huge lack of respect.

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By *ife NinjaMan
6 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"A really good shit

I'm with you here 👍🤓

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
6 weeks ago

A Dirty Hole

I like a back rub.

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By *eralt80Man
6 weeks ago

cork

When you walk up to an automatic door and it opens without you having to change your stride, what a feeling

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By *inxy777Woman
6 weeks ago

essex

"Yeah but have you ever blown your nose and then breathed perfectly for the first time in weeks 😍"
omg this!!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
6 weeks ago

Dunfermline

A nice warm bath. Same characteristics; warm, wet, satisfying and morally fine 🤓

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
6 weeks ago

Ipswich

"A really good shit

I'm with you here 👍🤓"

And me

Just sit relax and do it

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By *isskxxyvWoman
6 weeks ago

Reading

A slushie cocktail after being in the sun on holiday. What a feeling

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By *inxy777Woman
6 weeks ago

essex

Feeling that heat, when stepping off the plane.x

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By *olden PoleMan
6 weeks ago

Bromley

"The feeling of satisfaction after hospitalising the arrogant prick you've just caught in your bed with the wife would probably top it, for sure."

Bloody hell…that’s a game changer right there! Yeah I guess just yeah!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
6 weeks ago

cardiff

I feel sad, that you get off on other people's potential misery

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By *ynamite500Man
6 weeks ago

Angus

Than a proper man shit! 💩

For all the blokes who understand that one!!!🤣🤣🤣

And for all the ladies that have to put up with the smell!🤢

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
6 weeks ago

Reading

I would feel horrible if I was knowingly helping someone cheat. And if shes bare with you you are probably not the first so I hope the std will be worth it.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 weeks ago

North West

"eagerly welcoming another man's bare cock into her pussy."

100% safe eh? 😏

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
6 weeks ago

Somewhere in Neverland

"eagerly welcoming another man's bare cock into her pussy.

100% safe eh? 😏"

I take it back... People DO read profiles! 🤭

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
6 weeks ago

Stoke

"Why? I don’t get this. I’ve never got it. Is it getting one up on another man? Like a macho thing?"

Probably the same syndrome as a loud exhaust on a chavy car or something

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By *uri00620Woman
6 weeks ago

Croydon

"I can think of a few dozen better feelings

Such as?

For me it’s cream tea.

Kinky named one of them, there are very few things as satisfying as taking your bra off when you get home

That first sip of freshly made coffee

Really amazing sex with someone you know well who you know is going to push all the right buttons

A leg, back and foot massage after a long hot bath

Being kissed with mutual passion and need

That first bite of a freshly baked homemade loaf

Eating gelato and sipping wine overlooking a vineyard in Florence

Scuba diving with dugongs

A full 8 hours uninterrupted unbroken sleep in fresh sheets

A cool shower after a day on the beach

When the eggs in the incubator hatch

A hot chocolate or mulled cider after a night at Christmas markets

I'm going to add having a poo when you really need to

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By *parkle1974Woman
6 weeks ago

Leeds

To be fair to the OP....he hasn't said if it was him sliding into the woman......may be a porn fantasy 🤔

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
6 weeks ago

Ipswich

Making people feel happy about who they are and what they are

All individuals worthy of respect

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By *vaRoseWoman
6 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Plugging a usb in on first try

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 weeks ago

North West

Throwing your washing into the basket from across the room and getting it straight in.

Doing an awesome dismount and 'ta-da' after sex.

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By *rSircumsizedMan
6 weeks ago

Risca

There's no better feeling than putting your slippers on after a gruelling 12hr shift. 👍🏼

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By *andTWoman
6 weeks ago

Altrincham

I can make it better... All of the above but the husband is fully aware of his wife being naked eagerly welcoming another man's bare cock. 😈

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By *vaRoseWoman
6 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"Throwing your washing into the basket from across the room and getting it straight in.

Doing an awesome dismount and 'ta-da' after sex. "

Do you dismount like an Olympic gymnast?

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
6 weeks ago

Somewhere in Neverland

I can make it better... All of the above but the husband is fully aware of his wife being naked eagerly welcoming another man's bare cock. 😈

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Amen. 😈

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 weeks ago

North West

"Throwing your washing into the basket from across the room and getting it straight in.

Doing an awesome dismount and 'ta-da' after sex.

Do you dismount like an Olympic gymnast?"

Always! You mean you don't?

*like an Olympic gymnast in terms of enthusiasm and excellent 'ta-da'. Not like a gymnast in terms of gymnastics. It's kind of like the way you roll off the bed straight onto your feet and then stand up and put your arms in the air. It's one of the things that makes sex with me so amazing. 🤣🤣🤣

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By *iscoDougMan
6 weeks ago

London

Best feeling I've ever had was bending my knees (criss-cross style) & having an orgasm that honestly made me question if I was gonna die right there. Absolutely out of body experience. Took a picture of my face after it & the look of pure satisfaction & afterglow of orgasm was unbridled.

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By *ynamite500Man
6 weeks ago

Angus

"I can think of a few dozen better feelings

Such as?

For me it’s cream tea.

Kinky named one of them, there are very few things as satisfying as taking your bra off when you get home

That first sip of freshly made coffee

Really amazing sex with someone you know well who you know is going to push all the right buttons

A leg, back and foot massage after a long hot bath

Being kissed with mutual passion and need

That first bite of a freshly baked homemade loaf

Eating gelato and sipping wine overlooking a vineyard in Florence

Scuba diving with dugongs

A full 8 hours uninterrupted unbroken sleep in fresh sheets

A cool shower after a day on the beach

When the eggs in the incubator hatch

A hot chocolate or mulled cider after a night at Christmas markets

I'm going to add having a poo when you really need to

"Atta girl!" Break the pan!🤣🤣

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By *a_brunetteWoman
6 weeks ago

Wiltshire

"I can think of a few dozen better feelings "

This 🙌🏻

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Central

A good foot massage would work wonders just now

Ops idea, never, thanks

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By *Silver-Man
6 weeks ago

North Wales

Thats a petty sad heartless feeling

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

There's no better feeling than running a complex piece of coding, and it executes bug-free first time.

Now THAT'S relief.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
6 weeks ago

walsall

"The feeling of satisfaction after hospitalising the arrogant prick you've just caught in your bed with the wife would probably top it, for sure."

This one has to be a winner. Could you not throw him out in the street without his clothes?

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
6 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Has this actually happened or are you just fantasising out loud?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Having a bite of the neighbours cheese while they are upstairs bathing the garden gnomes

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By *ittleJohn5Man
6 weeks ago

Wickham Market

No better feeling than the freedom of riding your motorcycle

Well ok, sex just after riding your motorcycle

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Taking your heels off after a night at party/ club

Having spent last 4 hours asking yourself why the hell you do this to yourself

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
6 weeks ago

Willenhall

Try spending a week in hospital restricted to 1.5 litres of fluid a day whilst prescribed diuretics. On top of that this is a hospital so everything they bring you to eat is low-fat, high-fibre "healthy" stuff. This goes on for a week...high-fibre and limited fluids in...nothing but very clear, watery urine out.

By the end of the week you are completely backed up with all the fibre you have eaten and there is absolutely no fluid left in your body at all to soften it up. You've tried to pass a stool a few times before to no avail but this time you absolutely must go. You sit, you strain...people are constantly walking past outside the door which has a huge vent in it meaning they can hear every groan. Every five minutes or so a doctor, nurse or porter knocks on the door asking if you are "OK" not realising that by doing so they are just making things much worse. You're tempted to shout "FUCK OFF! I'm trying to have an enormous shit here..." but what you actually say - through clenched teeth (and bowels) - is: "I'm OK...I might be a while, though".

Finally - after nearly half an hour - it starts making an appearance. However, you are now in agony and severe discomfort. You would start sweating and panting through the sheer effort of squeezing this thing out but there is no fluid left in your body to do so with. You even consider shouting for a midwife because what feels like an upside-down concrete traffic bollard is now crowning out of your anus but you grit your teeth, clench your fists and give it one last excruciatingly painful push for glory.

The pain becomes unbearable and you want to stop pushing but know that you can't. If you stop it might go back up and dry out even further making the next effort even more painful than this one is. Push, push, push, PUSH, arghhhhhh, push, push, ANY MINUTE NOW, push, OWWWW...

"SPLASH!!!"

Nothing has ever been more satisfying in my entire fucking life than that splash...

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Ever tried a lasagna cooked by a proper Italian ? You should.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"Nah, doesn't beat taking a tight bra off after a long day "

This!!

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By *etcouple22Couple
6 weeks ago

Salisbury

Thanks OP, you're blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

No better feeling than...

Completing a 5k after months out with an injury

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By *egDaySkipperMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

This man has never had a tub of Ben and Jerry's straight after eating a plate of spaghetti

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By *adagastMan
6 weeks ago

Rotherham

Each to their own but surely fucking someone’s wife is more fun if he knows about it and better yet if he’s at the other end getting a blowjob then swapping places "

Absolutely!

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By *rHotNottsMan
6 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

A nice big fart coming out that’s been giving you stomach ache

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
6 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Stepping off the plane and feeling that warm sun kiss your skin ❤️🌞🛫👙🌴🏖🍹

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By *avie65Man
6 weeks ago

In the west.

Having a shower then slipping into bed with freshly washed sheets.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I’d settle for some boobs and bums in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"Having a shower then slipping into bed with freshly washed sheets. "

If you dry your feet, you won't slip

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By *avie65Man
6 weeks ago

In the west.

"Having a shower then slipping into bed with freshly washed sheets.

If you dry your feet, you won't slip

🤦🏼‍♂️

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