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By (user no longer on site) OP   
17 weeks ago

Total plagiarism of another post but the other way around, so maybe partial plagiarism

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By *illy IdolMan
17 weeks ago

Midlands

Someone who's a Straight Edge

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
17 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Someone who's a Straight Edge"

Good job I'm not then! 🤣🤣

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By *ampireLoveMan
17 weeks ago

Essex

Telling me I’m wrong 😂

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
17 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

When they speak 💜

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By *egDaySkipperMan
17 weeks ago

Liverpool


"When they speak 💜"
wrong! You can tell me I'm great in bed even if it's a lie...

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
17 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Faking an orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago


"Faking an orgasm "

If you're good at it they never know!!!

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
17 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane


"Faking an orgasm

If you're good at it they never know!!!

"

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By *oeBeansMan
17 weeks ago

Derby

Saying "Do you think that girl over there is pretty?"

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Rudeness and arrogance

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Saying no

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By *ools and the brainCouple
17 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Aggressive and loud.

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By *ynamite500Man
17 weeks ago

Angus

[Removed by poster at 26/03/25 20:01:54]

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By *ansoffateMan
17 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

self-obsessive

🥱

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
17 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Unjustified confidence.

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By *ynamite500Man
17 weeks ago

Angus

Us blokes are not fickle,like women. But being a C U Next Tuesday is a big turn off for us men.😁

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Psychotic tendencies.

That's why I'm here rather than on a dating site

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
17 weeks ago

Bristol


"Psychotic tendencies.

That's why I'm here rather than on a dating site "

Oh I don’t know, they do say the mentally unhinged are always the most fun

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
17 weeks ago

Central


"Faking an orgasm

If you're good at it they never know!!!

"

Ssshh!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
17 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

...telling him you've got a penis. (Then again... 🤔)

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By *etsmingleWoman
17 weeks ago

Hitchin


"self-obsessive

🥱"

^^ This! ^^

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By *etsmingleWoman
17 weeks ago

Hitchin


"Us blokes are not fickle,like women. But being a C U Next Tuesday is a big turn off for us men.😁"

Also using the word C U Next Tuesday

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By *ansoffateMan
17 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Psychotic tendencies.

That's why I'm here rather than on a dating site "

My therapist keeps bringing this one up and has a difficult time understanding why this doesn't put me off.

I like it, you know where you stand, very little passive aggression. The death stare says all you need to know.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
17 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Saying "Do you think that girl over there is pretty?""

For me this has worked in a completely opposite way.

Because horny bisexual women…

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By *he Silver FuxMan
17 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

“Before you do that, can you check if I wiped my bum properly”

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago


"Saying "Do you think that girl over there is pretty?"

For me this has worked in a completely opposite way.

Because horny bisexual women…"

Look at how hot she is over there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago


"Psychotic tendencies.

That's why I'm here rather than on a dating site

My therapist keeps bringing this one up and has a difficult time understanding why this doesn't put me off.

I like it, you know where you stand, very little passive aggression. The death stare says all you need to know."

All fair points. Everyone needs to be a little more Hans

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago


"self-obsessive

🥱

^^ This! ^^ "

God yea it so awful.. oh I've not checked my fabs in the last half hour.. BRB

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By *etsmingleWoman
17 weeks ago

Hitchin


"self-obsessive

🥱

^^ This! ^^

God yea it so awful.. oh I've not checked my fabs in the last half hour.. BRB "

😂😂

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By *he Silver FuxMan
17 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Saying "Do you think that girl over there is pretty?"

For me this has worked in a completely opposite way.

Because horny bisexual women…

Look at how hot she is over there!! "

Exactly, 😄 swinging introduced me to being with a woman and both of us openly ogling other hot women…

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By *omeones GrumpMan
17 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

When she refuses to send you strap on pics

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By *ecretxLoverWoman
17 weeks ago

Glasgow

Saying “no thanks”

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By *allnHandsome12Man
17 weeks ago

Teesside

Pretentiousness or looking down on others

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By *orny PTMan
17 weeks ago

Peterborough

Being blanked.

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By *allnHandsome12Man
17 weeks ago

Teesside


"Saying “no thanks” "

In my defence you told the group thread you liked sandwiches, I was being polite In offering a sausage in it, no innuendo whatsoever..

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By *avie65Man
17 weeks ago

In the west.

Bending over with her finest lingerie on to fill up the dishwasher only to find out she hasn’t done it properly.

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By *ecretxLoverWoman
17 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Saying “no thanks”

In my defence you told the group thread you liked sandwiches, I was being polite In offering a sausage in it, no innuendo whatsoever.."

I’m no into wee Willie winkies sorry 😝

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By *oeBeansMan
17 weeks ago

Derby


"Saying "Do you think that girl over there is pretty?"

For me this has worked in a completely opposite way.

Because horny bisexual women…"

Yeah, I realised what site I said that on after I posted it 😂

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By *allnHandsome12Man
17 weeks ago

Teesside


"Saying “no thanks”

In my defence you told the group thread you liked sandwiches, I was being polite In offering a sausage in it, no innuendo whatsoever..

I’m no into wee Willie winkies sorry 😝"

😂 damn it, even good lighting couldn’t make the chipolata look like a jumbo

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
17 weeks ago

Bristol

Calling me daddy

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By *allnHandsome12Man
17 weeks ago

Teesside

‘Is that it?’

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By *tr8MrEMan
17 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Lifting an ass cheek to fart at a wedding

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
17 weeks ago

North West


"Lifting an ass cheek to fart at a wedding "

But any other time is okay right … just asking for a friend

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By *dam1971Man
17 weeks ago

Bedford


"Lifting an ass cheek to fart at a wedding

But any other time is okay right … just asking for a friend "

Even better if someone else lifts it for you, then jiggles it a bit to get some vibrato to the fart

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By *tr8MrEMan
17 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Lifting an ass cheek to fart at a wedding

But any other time is okay right … just asking for a friend "

More than alright if it's a funeral

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
17 weeks ago

North West


"Lifting an ass cheek to fart at a wedding

But any other time is okay right … just asking for a friend

Even better if someone else lifts it for you, then jiggles it a bit to get some vibrato to the fart"

Sounds like you’ve done this before!

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By *dam1971Man
17 weeks ago

Bedford


"Lifting an ass cheek to fart at a wedding

But any other time is okay right … just asking for a friend

Even better if someone else lifts it for you, then jiggles it a bit to get some vibrato to the fart

Sounds like you’ve done this before! "

I’m barely a middle C in tone so really need someone who farts a solid G so we can do chords together

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By *igblackchocolateMan
17 weeks ago

London & Essex

Bad hygiene and a terrible mind set

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By *aramel.desiresMan
17 weeks ago

Laleham

Comparing her bedroom skills to her mother's.

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By *regS332Man
17 weeks ago

st austell

Rudeness

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By *ynamite500Man
17 weeks ago

Angus

Saying she's "got a headache" after I already slipped a couple of paracetamol in her Brew 20 minutes before hand 🤭

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

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By *tr8MrEMan
17 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant "

Sounds like personal experience been had

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

Sounds like personal experience been had"

no I see it lot on forums I just hit block button when see men whinge 🙄

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By *tr8MrEMan
17 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

Sounds like personal experience been hadno I see it lot on forums I just hit block button when see men whinge 🙄"

Sebastian fiddlesticks is fuk'd then 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

Sounds like personal experience been hadno I see it lot on forums I just hit block button when see men whinge 🙄

Sebastian fiddlesticks is fuk'd then 🤣🤣"

who is that

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By *tr8MrEMan
17 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

Sounds like personal experience been hadno I see it lot on forums I just hit block button when see men whinge 🙄

Sebastian fiddlesticks is fuk'd then 🤣🤣who is that "

He a regular forumite...funny guy too

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

Sounds like personal experience been hadno I see it lot on forums I just hit block button when see men whinge 🙄

Sebastian fiddlesticks is fuk'd then 🤣🤣who is that

He a regular forumite...funny guy too"

only read forums this week I don't usually read them to be honest

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By *tr8MrEMan
17 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

Sounds like personal experience been hadno I see it lot on forums I just hit block button when see men whinge 🙄

Sebastian fiddlesticks is fuk'd then 🤣🤣who is that

He a regular forumite...funny guy tooonly read forums this week I don't usually read them to be honest "

Oh no, another victim, I mean a newbie, welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

Sounds like personal experience been hadno I see it lot on forums I just hit block button when see men whinge 🙄

Sebastian fiddlesticks is fuk'd then 🤣🤣who is that

He a regular forumite...funny guy tooonly read forums this week I don't usually read them to be honest

Oh no, another victim, I mean a newbie, welcome "

I been on here ages just come on here for the messages the forums boring mind numbing I prefer to spend my time walking in country side I go often

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By *exxyyDy11Man
17 weeks ago

North West


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

Sounds like personal experience been hadno I see it lot on forums I just hit block button when see men whinge 🙄

Sebastian fiddlesticks is fuk'd then 🤣🤣who is that

He a regular forumite...funny guy tooonly read forums this week I don't usually read them to be honest

Oh no, another victim, I mean a newbie, welcome I been on here ages just come on here for the messages the forums boring mind numbing I prefer to spend my time walking in country side I go often "

Opposite for me, forums can be fun. In fact if it wasn't for the forums. I'd have left ages ago

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By *tr8MrEMan
17 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

Sounds like personal experience been hadno I see it lot on forums I just hit block button when see men whinge 🙄

Sebastian fiddlesticks is fuk'd then 🤣🤣who is that

He a regular forumite...funny guy tooonly read forums this week I don't usually read them to be honest

Oh no, another victim, I mean a newbie, welcome I been on here ages just come on here for the messages the forums boring mind numbing I prefer to spend my time walking in country side I go often "

Guess that's difficult to do at this time of night

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By *rSuave88Man
17 weeks ago

Mirfield

Disco fanny!

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By *yorks4couplesMan
17 weeks ago

doncaster

Overconfidence, and/or when the background in pictures shows just how scruffy they are

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By *oiluvfunMan
17 weeks ago

Penrith

“Club meets only”……….

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By *oiluvfunMan
17 weeks ago

Penrith


"Faking an orgasm

If you're good at it they never know!!!

"

Faking an orgasm is the real reason condoms were invented. Sexual health is just a by-product…….

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
17 weeks ago

Leeds

Who draws her eyebrows on and puts makeup on with a jcb.

The mr

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By *ansoffateMan
17 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Psychotic tendencies.

That's why I'm here rather than on a dating site

My therapist keeps bringing this one up and has a difficult time understanding why this doesn't put me off.

I like it, you know where you stand, very little passive aggression. The death stare says all you need to know.

All fair points. Everyone needs to be a little more Hans "

They do! The world be so much better if everyone was like me and less self-obsessive 😁

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By *ennineTopMan
17 weeks ago

York

Attempted gold digging.

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By *ongAndThick123Man
17 weeks ago

UK

Using therapy-speak

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By *aizyWoman
17 weeks ago

west midlands


"Who draws her eyebrows on and puts makeup on with a jcb.

The mr "

I'm not at the JCB stage yet, a trowel still works for me 💪

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By *ennineTopMan
17 weeks ago

York

I quite like a bit of JCBing, but only in private.

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By *ennineTopMan
17 weeks ago

York

I mean a girl shovelling her make up on, just to be clear.

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