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By (user no longer on site) OP   
19 weeks ago

I must admit, I do enjoy this. I remember one woman whose cervix I would run my finger around like it was a wine glass, and she'd groan like she was in the most orgasmic pain. Really seemed to give her husband incredibly confused boners..

Anyway, that's my story. Cervix play: yay or nay?

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By *esiGalGuy123Man
19 weeks ago

Greater Manchester

Yay x

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
19 weeks ago

North West

Not really a fan. It's uncomfortably sensitive.

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By *herry.bombWoman
19 weeks ago

basingstoke

My cervix has just retreated further into my body after reading this, noooo not for me thank you.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
19 weeks ago

Merseyside

I genuinely thought this was going to be a comedy post from my dad wrote a porno - haha I didn’t think this was a thing at all

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
19 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh.

Fuck no 💜

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By *naswingdressWoman
19 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Not for me, thank you.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
19 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

No thank you, it's way too intensely sensitive for that kinda nonsense

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By *atpurrWoman
19 weeks ago

Kent

You’d end up with my coil wrapped round your finger 😂

No thank you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
19 weeks ago

North West

It's a big ol' nope from me. Thanks all the same.

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
19 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

What?! Absolutely not.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
19 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

You'd need fucking fingers like E.T. to run rings around a cervix........... the more men say the more I ....

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By *estructionDollyWoman
19 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods


"You'd need fucking fingers like E.T. to run rings around a cervix........... the more men say the more I ...."

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
19 weeks ago


"You’d end up with my coil wrapped round your finger 😂"

That has sort-of happened 😂

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
19 weeks ago

North West


"You'd need fucking fingers like E.T. to run rings around a cervix........... the more men say the more I ...."

Mine hangs very low, tho

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
19 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"You'd need fucking fingers like E.T. to run rings around a cervix........... the more men say the more I ....

Mine hangs very low, tho "

Does it dangle in the snow ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
19 weeks ago

North West


"You'd need fucking fingers like E.T. to run rings around a cervix........... the more men say the more I ....

Mine hangs very low, tho

Does it dangle in the snow ?"

It would if I didn't have a Device to keep it up. I can't tie it in a bow, tho

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
19 weeks ago

Voldsøy

It's a no from me. 😬

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
19 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

I forgot to say it's a BIG no from me. Yak .....

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
19 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

The thought of this gives me nails down a blackboard vibe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
19 weeks ago


"You'd need fucking fingers like E.T. to run rings around a cervix........... the more men say the more I ...."

I do hate this sort of response.

Firstly, you're objectively wrong. You can probably reach your cervix, given practice - in fact, it's sometimes recommended to check your cervix. Google for instructions on how to.

Secondly, it's not that hard to imagine how you could be wrong - in a world where women can be fisted, of course the partner can reach the cervix. Think about it.

Thirdly, you potentially make other women - who can reach their cervix, or have had men reach it, become self-conscious and think there might be something wrong with them.

If you don't like it then 👍 just say that. It's not for everyone, I know I'm into niche stuff.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
19 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"You'd need fucking fingers like E.T. to run rings around a cervix........... the more men say the more I ....

I do hate this sort of response.

Firstly, you're objectively wrong. You can probably reach your cervix, given practice - in fact, it's sometimes recommended to check your cervix. Google for instructions on how to.

Secondly, it's not that hard to imagine how you could be wrong - in a world where women can be fisted, of course the partner can reach the cervix. Think about it.

Thirdly, you potentially make other women - who can reach their cervix, or have had men reach it, become self-conscious and think there might be something wrong with them.

If you don't like it then 👍 just say that. It's not for everyone, I know I'm into niche stuff."

Thank you so much. I had no idea I had a cervix or where it was until you explained all of this to me.

Please keep up the good work.

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By *ete hMan
19 weeks ago

Penzance


"You'd need fucking fingers like E.T. to run rings around a cervix........... the more men say the more I ....

I do hate this sort of response.

Firstly, you're objectively wrong. You can probably reach your cervix, given practice - in fact, it's sometimes recommended to check your cervix. Google for instructions on how to.

Secondly, it's not that hard to imagine how you could be wrong - in a world where women can be fisted, of course the partner can reach the cervix. Think about it.

Thirdly, you potentially make other women - who can reach their cervix, or have had men reach it, become self-conscious and think there might be something wrong with them.

If you don't like it then 👍 just say that. It's not for everyone, I know I'm into niche stuff."

I think a lot of women hate this kind of response eh men telling them about how their own body works. In my experience, most women don't enjoy their cervix being touched much. I'm sure there may be some who do, but on the whole it seems to be a big no!

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By *uliette500Woman
19 weeks ago

Hull


"You'd need fucking fingers like E.T. to run rings around a cervix........... the more men say the more I ...."

Not really, it is quite easy to touch some people's cervix.

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By *eroLondonMan
19 weeks ago

Covent Garden

If there's one thing I've learnt about Fåb is that one doesn't lecture about the anatomy of the cervix to a woman.

ㅤㅤ

If there's one thing I've learnt about staying alive is not to mansplain the subject of Granny's cervix.

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By *ripfillMan
19 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Why or why would this be pleasurable.. … I guess it’s a bit like sounding ?

I wouldn’t do it for sure

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By *eardyBikerMan
19 weeks ago

nr stonehaven

Had a friend who liked to get in position to feel me touch hers in particular positions but the finger bit...yikes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
19 weeks ago


"Why or why would this be pleasurable.. … I guess it’s a bit like sounding ?"

Well funny you should say that, s has been getting into being sounded quite a bit recently. Have to go extra careful (short urethra!) but it's deliciously fun.

And yeh, it's all a bit horses for courses, right.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

I feel slightly queasy at the thought

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
19 weeks ago

Leeds

Absolutely not.

Mrs

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By *midnight-Woman
19 weeks ago

...

Jeeze not only has every woman on the thread has said no, but now are our bodies being mansplained

Ask any woman how much she enjoyed her smear... That should give you a gauge for the responses

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
19 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders


"You'd need fucking fingers like E.T. to run rings around a cervix........... the more men say the more I ....

I do hate this sort of response.

Firstly, you're objectively wrong. You can probably reach your cervix, given practice - in fact, it's sometimes recommended to check your cervix. Google for instructions on how to.

Secondly, it's not that hard to imagine how you could be wrong - in a world where women can be fisted, of course the partner can reach the cervix. Think about it.

Thirdly, you potentially make other women - who can reach their cervix, or have had men reach it, become self-conscious and think there might be something wrong with them.

If you don't like it then 👍 just say that. It's not for everyone, I know I'm into niche stuff."

I'm 50 years old and medical professional has ever told me to check my own cervix and even if they had what the fuck would I be checking for??? I am no medical

professional, risk of infection would be high for sure.

Most Women have cervical screenings so to go rummaging about is unnecessary...

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By *riar BelisseWoman
19 weeks ago

Holibobs

It's not for me. Medical play is not one of my kinks.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
19 weeks ago

Reading

Oof, no. Sounds horrendous to me.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
19 weeks ago

Leeds

My cervix had to be removed. Sex feels exactly the same without it. The consultant said the only use for a cervix is stopping a baby falling out. He never mentioned people caressing it.

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By *a LunaWoman
19 weeks ago

o o OO o o

No, I’m just happy if they find my clit never mind the cervix!

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By *midnight-Woman
19 weeks ago

...


"My cervix had to be removed. Sex feels exactly the same without it. The consultant said the only use for a cervix is stopping a baby falling out. He never mentioned people caressing it. "

If you'd kept it in a jar, you could have taken it out and given it a little cwtch now and then!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
19 weeks ago

Leeds


"Oof, no. "

Foof, no !!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
19 weeks ago

Leeds


"

If you'd kept it in a jar, you could have taken it out and given it a little cwtch now and then! "

I take it out to clubs for OP to caress

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
19 weeks ago


"I'm 50 years old and medical professional has ever told me to check my own cervix and even if they had what the fuck would I be checking for??? I am no medical

professional, risk of infection would be high for sure."

When my wife was pregnant she was asking some questions and the nurse basically said that she can check her cervix herself if she wanted to, if she did it often she'd get an idea of how it felt so she knew if anything changed.

There's no real risk of infection if you wash your hands first, no more than a penis (assuming you wash your penis with soap before sex I guess..).

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By *ornysouthwalesMan
19 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil


"No, I’m just happy if they find my clit never mind the cervix!"

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By *eoBloomsMan
19 weeks ago

Springfield


"

If you'd kept it in a jar, you could have taken it out and given it a little cwtch now and then!

I take it out to clubs for OP to caress"

Yes, some people have cervix pets for anxiety.

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
19 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"

If you'd kept it in a jar, you could have taken it out and given it a little cwtch now and then!

I take it out to clubs for OP to caress

Yes, some people have cervix pets for anxiety. "

Ahahahahaha that made me snort laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
19 weeks ago


"Jeeze not only has every woman on the thread has said no, but now are our bodies being mansplained "

Well she was wrong.


"Ask any woman how much she enjoyed her smear... That should give you a gauge for the responses "

Most men hate urethral swabbing at a gum clinic, yet sounding is a kink many people enjoy. I expect most people here are gonna say no to this kink here (which is fine) but the way some of you respond to kinks on the forums acts to shame people who enjoy them - and that sucks.

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By *ewildered01Man
19 weeks ago

Elburton

Do I have a cervix 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *allySlinkyWoman
19 weeks ago

Leeds


"Do I have a cervix "

I could gift you my anxiety pet service cervix

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By *rdere OpusCouple
19 weeks ago

Brum - ish

Not for me thanks.

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By *midnight-Woman
19 weeks ago

...


"Jeeze not only has every woman on the thread has said no, but now are our bodies being mansplained

Well she was wrong.

Ask any woman how much she enjoyed her smear... That should give you a gauge for the responses

Most men hate urethral swabbing at a gum clinic, yet sounding is a kink many people enjoy. I expect most people here are gonna say no to this kink here (which is fine) but the way some of you respond to kinks on the forums acts to shame people who enjoy them - and that sucks."

Nobody has kink shamed... You asked:

Cervix play: yay or nay?

The ladies of fab are loudly replying "nay"

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Jeeze not only has every woman on the thread has said no, but now are our bodies being mansplained

Well she was wrong.

Ask any woman how much she enjoyed her smear... That should give you a gauge for the responses

Most men hate urethral swabbing at a gum clinic, yet sounding is a kink many people enjoy. I expect most people here are gonna say no to this kink here (which is fine) but the way some of you respond to kinks on the forums acts to shame people who enjoy them - and that sucks."

I have seen zero shaming here.

You asked a question and people have replied, that is not shaming

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By *ea monkeyMan
19 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"You'd need fucking fingers like E.T. to run rings around a cervix........... the more men say the more I ....

I do hate this sort of response.

Firstly, you're objectively wrong. You can probably reach your cervix, given practice - in fact, it's sometimes recommended to check your cervix. Google for instructions on how to.

Secondly, it's not that hard to imagine how you could be wrong - in a world where women can be fisted, of course the partner can reach the cervix. Think about it.

Thirdly, you potentially make other women - who can reach their cervix, or have had men reach it, become self-conscious and think there might be something wrong with them.

If you don't like it then 👍 just say that. It's not for everyone, I know I'm into niche stuff."

Dictionary definition of mansplaining.

This thread is a hoot

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By *mf123Man
19 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I prefer digging for colon candy

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By *estructionDollyWoman
19 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

When I had my mirena IUD inserted I had to sit down for ten minutes after I nearly fell over getting dressed again as I felt faint. The doctor told me it's called a vasovagal response, your cervix has so many intense nerve endings that when it's overstimulated it can lower your heart rate and blood pressure and it is quite common after the procedure for women to experience it. The same can happen during intense intercourse if they cervix is stimulated that way by deep penetration. That's not to mention the cramping and sometimes spotting you can get after your smear where they are simply brushing against the cervix for a couple of seconds, and very intense deep sex too, that can last a few hours or more after it's finished.

I'm not arguing that maybe there are some women who may enjoy their cervix being stimulated, people like a variety of sensations and there are definitely some women who like deep sex where the cervix is stimulated by the cock/dildo (not for me it's toooooo intense when it's bashed about), but on the whole I think the majority will probably say no for most of the above reasons. But all women are different I guess.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
19 weeks ago

South Wales

Absolutely not! 😄

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By *weetiepie99Woman
19 weeks ago

cardiff

A big fat no from me

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By *herrybakewellCouple
19 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I need to log out of fab today.

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By *arialoueWoman
19 weeks ago

Doncaster

No I'm not a fan either

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By *allySlinkyWoman
19 weeks ago

Leeds


" I remember one woman whose cervix I would run my finger around like it was a wine glass"

Did it make the same ringing tone that running your finger round a wine glass does?

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By *otPullingOutMan
19 weeks ago

South East

I met a gal way back when from fab. Ravishing red head, pretty, naughty, thought it was it.

Then the stuff like this started getting suggested. I'm not one for knocking others interests and I'm open to trying things that partners want and like. But...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
19 weeks ago


"When I had my mirena IUD inserted I had to sit down for ten minutes after I nearly fell over getting dressed again as I felt faint. The doctor told me it's called a vasovagal response, your cervix has so many intense nerve endings that when it's overstimulated it can lower your heart rate and blood pressure and it is quite common after the procedure for women to experience it. The same can happen during intense intercourse if they cervix is stimulated that way by deep penetration. That's not to mention the cramping and sometimes spotting you can get after your smear where they are simply brushing against the cervix for a couple of seconds, and very intense deep sex too, that can last a few hours or more after it's finished.

I'm not arguing that maybe there are some women who may enjoy their cervix being stimulated, people like a variety of sensations and there are definitely some women who like deep sex where the cervix is stimulated by the cock/dildo (not for me it's toooooo intense when it's bashed about), but on the whole I think the majority will probably say no for most of the above reasons. But all women are different I guess. "

And fwiw I think for most women it's just going to be a straight "no", it's painful and it's not something they're interested in exploring. I completely respect that, it's something I enjoy doing with women who are curious/into it, and I suppose I've landed up around a few women who have become really into it, so I've built up a lot of experience with it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
19 weeks ago


" I remember one woman whose cervix I would run my finger around like it was a wine glass

Did it make the same ringing tone that running your finger round a wine glass does?"

The cervix didn't. The woman.. yeh, lower pitched, but kinda!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
19 weeks ago


"I met a gal way back when from fab. Ravishing red head, pretty, naughty, thought it was it.

Then the stuff like this started getting suggested. I'm not one for knocking others interests and I'm open to trying things that partners want and like. But... "

There was a couple a little while back where we were coming up with a pretty intense cuckolding scene. Really hot. Then as we got into it they said they'd find it really hot if the guy shit himself while he was tied up.

They were obviously very self-conscious about their kink, and I didn't want to knock them, but.. no, not for me. So yeh, I get it - it's all about the venn, you both (all?) have to be in the middle bit.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
19 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Mines really high apparently. Hence the nightmare births. Doesn’t sound fun though

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By *oodmessMan
19 weeks ago

yumsville

Done it more than a few times.. near enough as you describe op with a few variations. I suppose it's kinky as it's more intimate than usual foreplay. It isn't a med exam kind of intimacy but a 'getting each other off' kind of play. Never done sounding or the whole proddy sounding bit, this might be where thoughts of uncomfortable bruising might come in. It's softer, more massage type..

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By *allandathleticMan
19 weeks ago

Asgard


"You'd need fucking fingers like E.T. to run rings around a cervix........... the more men say the more I ....

I do hate this sort of response.

Firstly, you're objectively wrong. You can probably reach your cervix, given practice - in fact, it's sometimes recommended to check your cervix. Google for instructions on how to.

Secondly, it's not that hard to imagine how you could be wrong - in a world where women can be fisted, of course the partner can reach the cervix. Think about it.

Thirdly, you potentially make other women - who can reach their cervix, or have had men reach it, become self-conscious and think there might be something wrong with them.

If you don't like it then 👍 just say that. It's not for everyone, I know I'm into niche stuff.

I'm 50 years old and medical professional has ever told me to check my own cervix and even if they had what the fuck would I be checking for??? I am no medical

professional, risk of infection would be high for sure.

Most Women have cervical screenings so to go rummaging about is unnecessary...

"

It's a new thing the NHS are trialing 🤣🤔

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By *allySlinkyWoman
19 weeks ago

Leeds

Cost cutting.

DIY cervix examination.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
19 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"Cost cutting.

DIY cervix examination. "

Say NO to Queueing with Self Cervix! .......

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By *allySlinkyWoman
19 weeks ago

Leeds


"Cost cutting.

DIY cervix examination.

Say NO to Queueing with Self Cervix! ....... "

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By *urvyLady4BlackMenWoman
19 weeks ago

Norwich

No thank you. It's painful with big ducks stabbing it. I can't imagine it's ever pleasant to be touched. Too sensitive.

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By *urvyLady4BlackMenWoman
19 weeks ago

Norwich


"No thank you. It's painful with big ducks stabbing it. I can't imagine it's ever pleasant to be touched. Too sensitive. "

Haha big dicks. That's a whole lot of weirdness with ducks! 🤣

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By *assySirenWoman
19 weeks ago

near you


"You'd need fucking fingers like E.T. to run rings around a cervix........... the more men say the more I ....

I do hate this sort of response.

Firstly, you're objectively wrong. You can probably reach your cervix, given practice - in fact, it's sometimes recommended to check your cervix. Google for instructions on how to.

Secondly, it's not that hard to imagine how you could be wrong - in a world where women can be fisted, of course the partner can reach the cervix. Think about it.

Thirdly, you potentially make other women - who can reach their cervix, or have had men reach it, become self-conscious and think there might be something wrong with them.

If you don't like it then 👍 just say that. It's not for everyone, I know I'm into niche stuff."

Ew the misinformed mansplaining 🤢

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By *midnight-Woman
19 weeks ago

...


"No thank you. It's painful with big ducks stabbing it. I can't imagine it's ever pleasant to be touched. Too sensitive.

Haha big dicks. That's a whole lot of weirdness with ducks! 🤣"

Quackers surely 🤣🤣🦆🦆🦆

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By *eoBloomsMan
19 weeks ago

Springfield


"No thank you. It's painful with big ducks stabbing it. I can't imagine it's ever pleasant to be touched. Too sensitive.

Haha big dicks. That's a whole lot of weirdness with ducks! 🤣

Quackers surely 🤣🤣🦆🦆🦆"

👏👏🤣

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By *estructionDollyWoman
19 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods


"No thank you. It's painful with big ducks stabbing it. I can't imagine it's ever pleasant to be touched. Too sensitive.

Haha big dicks. That's a whole lot of weirdness with ducks! 🤣"

This is giving me great mental images 🤣

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By *allySlinkyWoman
19 weeks ago

Leeds

A speculum is just like a duck's beak.

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By *eoBloomsMan
19 weeks ago

Springfield

I'm looking for a new duck buddy.🦆

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By *midnight-Woman
19 weeks ago

...


"I'm looking for a new duck buddy.🦆"

To swan around with.. dammit it doesn't work

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By *allySlinkyWoman
19 weeks ago

Leeds

There must be a joke about search the web

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By *allandathleticMan
19 weeks ago

Asgard

Brings a new meaning to the term

"Can I get the bill please?"

Remember this next time your in a restaurant, you perverted bunch.

P.s. your welcome.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
19 weeks ago

Leeds


"I'm looking for a new duck buddy.🦆"

Under the eiderdown

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By *eoBloomsMan
19 weeks ago

Springfield


"I'm looking for a new duck buddy.🦆

To swan around with.. dammit it doesn't work "

It absolutely does! And for going to clubs I need a wing woman

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By *allySlinkyWoman
19 weeks ago

Leeds


"I'm looking for a new duck buddy.🦆"
to dabble with

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
19 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"I'm looking for a new duck buddy.🦆 to dabble with"

Fancy a Flock ?

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By *elloWoman
19 weeks ago

alpha centauri

oh what's this post about?

#running foot steps, door slamming, car starting and driving off at speed#

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By *ife NinjaMan
19 weeks ago

Dunfermline


" oh what's this post about?

#running foot steps, door slamming, car starting and driving off at speed#"

You're OK, I'll never reach it 👍🤭

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
19 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders


"I'm 50 years old and medical professional has ever told me to check my own cervix and even if they had what the fuck would I be checking for??? I am no medical

professional, risk of infection would be high for sure.

When my wife was pregnant she was asking some questions and the nurse basically said that she can check her cervix herself if she wanted to, if she did it often she'd get an idea of how it felt so she knew if anything changed.

There's no real risk of infection if you wash your hands first, no more than a penis (assuming you wash your penis with soap before sex I guess..)."

Firstly. I don't have a penis to wash so that point is moot and secondly I don't think it's a good idea regardless of the whys and wherefors....

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
19 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders


"You'd need fucking fingers like E.T. to run rings around a cervix........... the more men say the more I ....

I do hate this sort of response.

Firstly, you're objectively wrong. You can probably reach your cervix, given practice - in fact, it's sometimes recommended to check your cervix. Google for instructions on how to.

Secondly, it's not that hard to imagine how you could be wrong - in a world where women can be fisted, of course the partner can reach the cervix. Think about it.

Thirdly, you potentially make other women - who can reach their cervix, or have had men reach it, become self-conscious and think there might be something wrong with them.

If you don't like it then 👍 just say that. It's not for everyone, I know I'm into niche stuff.

I'm 50 years old and medical professional has ever told me to check my own cervix and even if they had what the fuck would I be checking for??? I am no medical

professional, risk of infection would be high for sure.

Most Women have cervical screenings so to go rummaging about is unnecessary...

It's a new thing the NHS are trialing 🤣🤔"

I'm sure that would go down like a Nuns knickers if it were

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By *dderlyDeliciousWoman
19 weeks ago

Manchester

This was my exact thought 😂🤣👏

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